Excuse me？

What are you talking about, why don't I understand it?

Wang Dafu suspects that there is something wrong with his ears, did he hear it wrong?

He's a little confused now, and his head crashes in an instant, isn't it? Now is it time to make friends?

It's a matter of life and death!

Shouldn't we retreat strategically?

Shouldn't these rampaging gorillas be as far away as possible?

Just now, Brother Pingtou was slapped around like a ball, didn't you see it?

Looking at Ye Tian's serious expression, he subconsciously said: "Making friends is divided into purposeful and purposeless, purposeful, it is this person who is useful to you, whether it is a relationship of interest or because of a certain trait in his (her) body that attracts you, to understand the other party's preferences, do what they like, slowly get in touch, and become friends, purposeless, it is because of a certain thing, or a special situation, that you intersect, cause you to meet, and then slowly become friends."

Of course, if you want to be a good friend, you must not simply treat your relationship with friends as a utilitarian interaction, because the interaction between friends. In addition to helping each other, there are also the role of exchange of ideas, complementary knowledge, emotional comfort, pleasantness, etc., if friends blindly pursue utilitarian flashes, then, such friends will not last long. ”

After Wang Dafu finished speaking, he suddenly felt that he was not normal.

Hemp eggs!

Is this the time to say this seriously?

He must be crazy!

Ye Tian's face was full of confusion after hearing this, and then he asked again: "Have you tried to be good friends with animals?"

Wang Dafu: "What the hell am I..."

He's tempted to explode!

Who the hell has nothing to do with animals!

Even if there is, it is not an equal friend, it is just a mutual comfort, and most of them are when people are empty, and they use animals to replace that part of the emptiness in their hearts.

After all, animals can't speak, and no one has a high IQ, so if you talk about something like it, it can't speak, so it can only listen passively.

After a long time, you think it's your best friend.

There is also a kind of person who has not been satisfied for a long time, and gets it from an animal, and thinks it is your best friend.

Looking at Wang Dafu's tangled expression, there was no need for him to say, Ye Tian also understood, this product must not know.

Eh~ Sure enough, he is the most unique, and the task is not so easy to complete.

He needs to come by himself!

That's according to what Wang Dafu said just now.

To become good friends with a gorilla, he has to do what he likes, what does a gorilla love?

Eating bananas, jerking off?

As soon as he thought of this, Ye Tian was full of black lines.

I can't help but think of a scene where a gorilla is handed a banana and then the gorilla stands on the roof of a building and jerks off.

No way!

Get out of the car!

There's something wrong with this car, it's not a car to kindergarten at all.

The sailors in the live broadcast room also watched this scene with tears and laughter, and they didn't understand why Ye Tian asked such an inappropriate question at such a time, but there were many smart people, and their heads flashed.

"Damn! I suddenly thought of a possibility, you say, is the anchor trying to make friends with this gorilla?"

"Upstairs, you're! Who the hell would befriend a gorilla?"

"Uh..... After all, this is the anchor, and the anchor's idea is something we can guess. ”

"Upstairs, you managed to convince me!"

"Won't you make friends with the gorilla?" anchor, aren't you afraid of being slapped into a meatloaf by the gorilla?

"Hahaha~~ I can't help but have a scene in my mind, the scene where the gorilla just slapped Brother Feipingtou. ”

"23333....These speculations are also based on the fact that the anchor really wants to make friends with the gorillas!"

......

Wang Dafu is not a stupid person, his eyes suddenly widened, and he pointed at the gorilla incredulously, and said, "Brother Tian, you don't want to make friends with this gorilla?!!

asked, how to make friends, and asked if he had taught friends with animals, plus this scene, which had to make him have this magical train of thought that made his mind a little short-circuited.

Ye Tian was stunned for a moment, then nodded and admitted: "Yes, don't you think this is fun?"

There is nothing to hide, after all, Wang Dafu and sailors will also see it later, and generously admit it.

"Well, it's fun!"

Wang Dafu nodded subconsciously, and then his eyes widened even more round than just now, and he directly burst into a foul mouth: "Okay.... Make friends with gorillas, brother, you're just joking with me, don't tease me, okay? Let's get out of here!"

In fact, he was just guessing just now, and he didn't expect Ye Tian's affirmative answer at all.

To tell the truth, he didn't think of having this kind of answer, after all, normal people who would answer this kind of question seriously, the key is to answer affirmatively, normal people are all quick to deny.

Make friends with gorillas? I'm afraid it's not a head watt!

But is Ye Tian a normal person?

Well, he originally thought it was, but this affirmative answer instantly made Ye Tian become abnormal in his heart.

Are you sure it's fun after that, and not the gorillas?

So Wang Dafu panicked.

This is the African savannah!

Make friends with gorillas?

The gorilla just slapped the ball, no, didn't you see the scene of the flat-headed brother?

He's not as rough and thick-skinned as Brother Flathead, his defense value is very low, and he doesn't wear armor at all, so he probably won't be able to blood with a slap.

Ye Tian and gorillas make friends, the same is true!

Ye Tian has an accident, what should I do?

Don't try this kind of dangerous operation!

Ye Tian rolled his eyes and said with a serious face: "Don't worry, animals are very simple, if they make friends with you, they will really be friends with you, unlike humans, who have so many bad intentions, of course, there is another kind." ”

Wang Dafu's head was full of sweat, he didn't think about it, and then asked, "What else?"

Ye Tian: "If I don't treat you as a friend, I will eat you without hesitation." ”

Wang Dafu: "......"

Syllable!

Wang Dafu slapped himself in the face, who let himself talk more.

Damn, I'm even more panicked now!

“666”

“6666”

"The anchor actually admitted it!"

"The streamer really wants to make friends with the gorillas!"

The anchor has a magical idea that is beyond ordinary people. ”

"If God doesn't treat you as a friend, he'll eat you!"

"Animals are really simple, anchor, did you eat the gorilla on you?"

"Hey, hey~~ In my opinion, the anchor wanted to get close to the gorilla and ended up eating it. ”

"That's right, the witty me have long seen through everything, above the wilderness, there is nothing that the anchor does not eat, if there is, please learn about the weevil. ”

"Upstairs, you've managed to bring back bad memories for me, and believe it or not I'm going to kill you right down the wire. ”

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