Chapter 1 No more solo transmissions
There is a small village in the north of Huaxia, more than half of the people in the village are surnamed Jiang, and the village chief is also surnamed Jiang, so the name of the village is easy to remember, it is called Jiangjia Village.
Since the generation of the head of the Jiang village, counting up to the fourth generation, the Jiang family has been divided into seven branches, and the seventh brother is much younger than the other elder brothers, which has caused him and his descendants to become the highest in the family of the same age.
The generation is high, but the fly in the ointment is that the two generations of the seventh son's son and grandson are all single-handed.
Until this generation, that is, his grandson, already had a four-year-old son, but he was pleasantly surprised to find that his daughter-in-law had another daughter-in-law.
Coincidentally, it was produced in the wheat harvest season, but it went well, and the old man Jiang had a fat grandson of eight catties.
Of course, this old man Jiang is not the old seventh, and the seventh master has passed away for almost twenty years at this time. The current old man Jiang is his son.
There was a big fat grandson again, and the old man was so happy that he called all the literate people in the family together and asked them to think of a good name, but unfortunately although there were many literate people in the family, there were no highly educated people.
Later, a former teacher with a foreign surname said: "This child was born in the Year of the Tiger, Tiger, domineering enough! ”
Old man Jiang said: "Look, it's still a good teacher! I think Jiang Yin is better than Jiang Hu." "The rest of the Jiang family didn't dare to reply, who made the family older.
However, nothing is so absolute, there are always accidents, such as at this moment, the old man's eldest grandson said: "Grandpa, these two names are not good!"
The child didn't speak the door, and although the teacher was a foreign surname, he was also of the same generation as this child, so he didn't like to listen, and he couldn't help it.
In order to save face, he also searched his stomach and remembered, and suddenly he opened his mouth and said: "Let's call Jiang Ruoyin! I hope this little guy will grow up and be as brave and strong as a tiger!"
Isn't that what people expect from boys, strong, strong, and it sounds pretty good, and everyone can't stop praising it.
Even the old man's eldest grandson was chattering there, so much so that he opened his mouth and said to the former teacher: "Fourth brother, why don't you help me come up with such a nice name again!"
The old man was very happy at this moment, rubbed his eldest grandson's head and said, "You didn't have a door to talk about just now, aren't you afraid that your fourth brother will give you a big dog and a big donkey?"
The words made everyone laugh, and the little guy took it seriously, and ran to the aunt's house next door for refuge.
It is said that people are in good spirits at happy events, this old man, with two grandchildren, is finally not a single pass, I am happy, as a time-honored blacksmith in the village, in this wheat harvest season, the old man who has not taken the job for many years, he has hit fifty sickles, and they are all sharpened and put at the door.
Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, Jiang Ruoyin has also reached the age of five years old, and nothing else is very prominent, that is, he can speak well, plus his memory is quite early.
The old man is a rare grandson, the eldest grandson has long reached the age of going to school, so he revolves around this little grandson all day long, and the child's parents are busy with farm work and can't take care of him, so the grandfather and grandson stay together all day.
Xiao Jiang Ruoyin chattered all day long, jumping up and down, saying everything, occasionally what he said, it was when he still wouldn't leave, the old man was sometimes shocked, but he didn't take it seriously, when the grandfather looked at the child so lively, cute, of course, it was fun to praise everyone.
But after a long time, the old man found out that this kid really remembered the things when he couldn't stand, which really shocked the old man, and the old man thought: "Such a good memory, it's not okay to play with me every day, you have to send him to school!"
The old man has to be strong all his life, but he has never gone to school, so I hope that my grandson can learn a good way and be admitted to university, so it will be even better.
The old man said that he sent the child to the village school. However, this kid doesn't seem to be smart enough to do anything right, and on the first day, he beat his tablemate to tears with one hand, and that's a child two years older than him!
On the first day, I was dragged by the teacher to find the parents. This is just the beginning! Since the day he entered school, this guy has not learned a few words, but he has taken out all the bird's nests in the trees in the school.
The teacher punished him to stand, he twittered, the teacher told him to stand outside the classroom, he climbed along the crooked neck tree to the wall, and slipped away! The teacher had no choice but to arrange for his brother and a few classmates to catch him back, and this guy jumped into the pond and poured all the classmates who followed him down and his brother's classmates into the water.
This kid also knows that he is separated from his relatives, and he only poured his brother's classmates, but he didn't even move his brother, and he stayed away from his brother, and he didn't let him have a chance to catch himself.
In this way, the children in the school were afraid of him for a few days, so they gave him two nicknames Little Demon King and Little Monster.
At this time, the little guy realized that he seemed to have played, and he began to converge without being reminded by adults.
It's just that Jiang Ruoyin is just a child after all, although he doesn't toss others anymore, his mind is still useless in studying.
I went to school, I went with my school bag, and I either slept or wandered thinking about the plot on TV at night. No, just on the spur of the moment, he came out of the back window again, and he also knew that skipping class could not be seen, so he quietly came to the grove outside the village.
Except in autumn, when there are elderly people who come to sweep the fallen leaves, no one usually comes, which makes Jiang Ruoyin comfortable, jumping between these trees, so uncomfortable.
Just when Jiang Ruoyin was about to go crazy, he suddenly remembered the people in the martial arts movies he watched at night, and as soon as they jumped, they jumped on the big trees, roofs or something, and he was greedy to watch.
Jiang Ruoyin also found a crooked neck tree himself, thinking that he was also a hero, his eyes were staring at the crooked neck trunk, and his feet were also forced, and with a "poof", this guy really jumped up.
After going up, he reached out and grabbed the taller branch, and after mastering the balance, he looked down, "Oh my God, it's so high!" Jiang Ruoyin said excitedly.
This guy seems to have discovered a new continent, and uses this crooked neck tree as a prop, jumping up and down, and simply thinking of himself as one of those people on TV.
Fortunately, although this guy is crazy, he is also afraid, and when he sees that it is almost time to get out of school, he walks back to school, of course, and goes back over the wall.
The teachers have long turned a blind eye to this, as long as this little monster doesn't bother others, the teachers feel that they are burning incense.
In the blink of an eye, it was time for the summer vacation, because Jiang Ruoyin's Chinese and mathematics subjects together did not catch up with the scores of any of the nieces in the same class as him, plus he was originally in school in advance, so the teacher asked him to repeat the grade after the start of school.
However, Jiang Ruoyin quit, everyone else was upgraded, and I repeated the grade? Then the glass of the teacher's house was broken several times.
In addition, the teacher who was about to take over the new first grade was also afraid that this guy would toss in his class, and he did not agree with Jiang Ruoyin's repetition, so he had to follow the teacher into the second grade, or he would not take over the first grade.
At this time, Old Man Jiang was also glaring, this name is too accurate! Isn't it just a little tiger, two years older than him, he beat people to cry with one hand, but his brother's classmate is four years older than him, and he has no backhand power to fill him in the water.
If it weren't for Jiang Ruoyin's appearance, which was almost a copy of his father, the family would probably have to wonder where he was holding the wrong one!
No, on this day, Jiang Ruoyin had just come back from bathing in the pond, and he was caught by his mother, who had forbidden him not to go into the water, and was carried home by the ears.
As soon as the boy's ears left his mother's hand, he quickly climbed up the ladder to the roof, and then slipped down the tree behind the house and ran away!
And at this time, the mother who turned around to lock the door turned around......
Jiang Ruoyin also knew that he was afraid, so he didn't dare to go home after running out, and watched not far from home, until his father came back and took his hand to promise not to let his mother beat him, and he followed home.
As a result, he still didn't dodge the beating, and after the beating, he no longer believed in his father's 'guarantee'.
Jiang Ruoyin, who was beaten, didn't be honest for long, yelling at his brother in the yard, wanting to compete with his brother to see who could jump far.
At this time, the grandfather also came back, and saw that Jiang Ruoyin was going to jump farther than his brother who was four years older than him! Suddenly, the old man was also interested, and personally drew a line on the ground, so that the two could compare, so that Jiang Ruoyin could lose his heart.
Old man Jiang didn't know that Jiang Ruoyin didn't really want to jump farther than his brother, he wanted to see if others could be like him and jump on the crooked neck tree taller than his father.
As a result, let him see that his brother can jump more than two meters away with all his might, and his grandfather also praised his brother for his strength, which shows that even if others jump farther than his brother, it will not be too far.
Jiang Ruoyin didn't understand, and opened his mouth to ask his grandfather: "Grandpa, why can people on TV jump on the house casually and fly on trees, can we do it?"
When Mr. Jiang heard his grandson's words, he laughed and said, "Silly boy, everything on TV is a lie, and people have ropes hanging from them! It's just that the rope is a special thin rope, and we can't see it on TV." ”
Jiang Ruoyin realized that those were all fake, but he was not sure if he was better than others, so he then asked his grandfather: "So, how high can grandpa jump an ordinary person, how far can he jump?"
Old Man Jiang thought for a while and said: "I know that when I am not running, I can jump more than three meters on the spot, which is considered good! High jump, anyway, I have never seen anyone jump two meters high, those athletes, maybe they can, we haven't paid attention to it!"
Jiang Ruoyin understood in his heart, "It seems that what I can do is at least what ordinary people can't do, in order not to be called a little monster by others, it seems that in the future, I can't let people know that I can jump farther than them, and I can't let them know that I jump higher than adults." Jiang Ruoyin made up his mind: in the future, he will do it according to the level of others, and he must not be called a little monster again.