Chapter 699: An Amazing Look
Zhang Shanfeng originally thought that the people in the room couldn't bear it and attacked him, but he didn't expect that the "hidden weapon" that shot out of the window was an ordinary mille-feuille cloth shoe.
There was also a loose sock inside, which looked like it had just been taken off a human foot.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Shanfeng couldn't help but smile secretly in his heart, and sure enough, there was a breathless person in the room.
I just rambled and said a few big things, which ruined the weird atmosphere she created, and angered her.
Otherwise, I wouldn't have even skimmed out the laces and socks.
"Senior, the spring is cold, why are you so careless, why do you even take off your shoes and socks in size 40? Traditional Chinese medicine says that the head is cool and the feet are warm, and all diseases will not invade! In this season when the yang energy rises and the yin energy sinks, the cold qi invades the body from the soles of the feet, and it is not a trivial matter to catch a cold, please pay attention to the body!"
Zhang Shanfeng was wordy again, and this time the people in the room seemed to have lost their patience and finally spoke.
"I'm fucking your uncle, where did you come to be such a long-winded Tang monk, if you have the ability, you will have a big fight with me, who recognizes who is the grandson!"
As soon as the words fell, Zhang Shanfeng saw another thing flying out of the window.
When he looked closely, it turned out to be an old umbrella that was closed, and when he first arrived at the edge of the fence, the umbrella bounced open by itself, just in front of Zhang Shanfeng, covering his vision!
Zhang Shanfeng didn't dare to slack off this time, he hurriedly jumped back a distance, took out the blazing phoenix Minghong from his arms, and prepared to fight.
What makes him a little bottomless is that this person hides in the dark and doesn't come out, just blindly launches hidden weapons, either shoes or umbrellas, each one is more weird than the other.
Could it be that his skill is to open a second-hand grocery store?
Just when Zhang Shanfeng was still thinking about how to deal with the battle, he saw the unfolded umbrella move for a moment, and then stood up.
Just as he was about to applaud this wonderful performance, he saw that there was an extra person under the umbrella, a woman.
Her face was covered by the umbrella, one hand gently held the handle of the umbrella, and the other white hand cocked the orchid finger and gently rested on the pole of the umbrella.
The great contrast with the old man's voice was the woman's figure.
I saw that she was wearing a black kimono, although there was no decoration on it, but it complemented the white lining, and the high wide sash of the kimono showed that she had long legs and high breasts.
It makes the woman's bumpy figure more attractive.
When Zhang Shanfeng saw this scene, it turned out that his opponent turned out to be a foreign woman, and he couldn't help but feel a little uneasy.
What's going on in the past two days, I always run into stunners like Duan Jiu'er as opponents, and I originally wanted to have a good fight.
However, he is a big man to do it with a woman, no matter how he says it, it is a bit unreasonable, but how can people do it!
"That...... Predecessor...... Oh, no, it's a girl, Zhang has just arrived, and some things are not done thoroughly, please forgive me!" Zhang Shanfeng inserted the blazing phoenix Minghong into the scabbard and said politely.
He remembered that Duan Jiu'er had reprimanded him before because of the number of etiquette, this time he had a good heart, and he didn't care about the previous Rory's ramblings, and now, as soon as he saw the true body of the owner of the hut, he hurried to turn the war into a jade silk as soon as possible, it was a good time.
I thought that I would be able to get forgiveness by apologizing sincerely to the other party so politely, but I didn't expect this woman to appreciate it.
"Hmph, you men, none of them are good, they are all interested guys!" her voice was still so old, in great contrast to her graceful figure and delicate skin.
Just as Zhang Shanfeng was pondering how to answer, he suddenly saw the woman's wide kimono sleeves swinging in his direction, and several poisonous needles as thin as hair flew towards Zhang Shanfeng.
Zhang Shanfeng had long expected that the matter would not be so simple to solve, although he put away his knife, but he did not relax his vigilance at all.
He dodged backwards as he parryed in front of him with the cloth bag he was carrying.
I only heard a small swishing sound and flew over in an instant, and stopped where Zhang Shanfeng was originally standing.
He glanced at two black stingers about an inch long and stuck to the ground, and the other three stuck to his bag.
On closer inspection, it was not a metal poison needle, but a thorn similar to a thorn, with only a sharp point on one side of it, and the other side as it had been when it was broken off from a plant.
"Love flower stinger?" Zhang Shanfeng couldn't help but whisper, this kind of secret weapon has been seen in Hua's "Yin and Yang Detoxification Encyclopedia", if it is stabbed by it, unless it is a eunuch and a castrated animal, otherwise as long as the love between men and women is moved, it will suffer from ten thousand arrows piercing the heart.
Ordinary people can't bear the pain, and often self-harm to death before detoxification.
"Hehe, boy, you have some knowledge!" When the old female voice sounded again, Zhang Shanfeng finally saw the face hiding under the umbrella. I saw that the woman was combing her hair in a neat bun, but those facial features were absolutely unforgettable to everyone who saw her.
The reason I can't forget is not because of beauty, but because of horror!
I saw that her face, like a broken rag doll, was made of several pieces of skin, large and small, stitched together in the direction of bone growth.
Between each piece of skin and the skin, there are obvious patchwork marks, and the traces of the stitches are all preserved in their original form, and the stitches of the skin, one after another, are like centipede's legs, although they have long been healed, but they show a terrible redden.
The originally beautiful facial features are pulled by the skin spliced together one after another, which is extremely terrifying.
No wonder her voice is hoarse and old, who has become like this, the skin that has been pulled, the mouth can't be opened, and the neck is injured, and it is already good to be able to speak.
This patchwork face makes this woman unable to see her age or expression.
The woman's eyes stayed on Zhang Shanfeng's face, she was stunned for a moment, and then she saw the surprise in Zhang Shanfeng's expression, and she quickly subconsciously covered her face with her sleeve.
"Hmph, what's the matter? Disappointed, dare to stare at me again, I'll eat you!"
The woman with the spliced face suddenly became angry, although she didn't have any expression, but she flicked her big sleeves, no longer covering her face, but glared at a pair of eyes angrily, and opened her mouth as wide as possible to Chongzhang Shanfeng.
Zhang Shanfeng himself couldn't say how he felt at the moment, he didn't think the current scene was terrifying, or ridiculous.
On the contrary, I had a strong sympathy for this woman from the bottom of my heart.
Compared with the previous clever tongue, at this moment, he can't answer a word.
Because he has seen a lot of beauties, Zhang Shanfeng knows very well the importance of appearance to a woman, even if the girl who keeps saying that she doesn't care about her image, she will involuntarily look at herself a few more times in front of the mirror.
The woman in front of her, who can't tell her age, can see from her neat dress that she still cares about her image very much, although she ...... The shoes from before were a bit indecent.
"I'm sorry, I'm really here looking for someone, no offense, and besides, you're pretty good-looking, I mean...... It's very special, even if those wounds are on the face of the immortals, they may not be as beautiful as yours!" Zhang Shanfeng said sincerely.
Unexpectedly, after he said this, the woman with the spliced face didn't seem to be so angry.