Chapter 713, you can't cry, stupid people will laugh!
Chapter 713, you can't cry, stupid people will laugh!
Hold your breath and then deflate, tighten and loosen, which is the way of Tai Chi.
After being deflated, Fang Yan immediately felt refreshed and had a clear mind, and even the summer that sat opposite and originally felt bright and radiant became more than ten times or dozens of times better than before.
Even, when he saw a layer of gray coffee juice on An Teng's face, Fang Yan felt that he was a little cute and wanted to talk to him----
"Ah-----h
The girl next to Antan exclaimed.
I don't know if it's because she reacts half a beat slower, or if she needs time to think about whether to shout 'ah' or 'ah'---- anyway, Fang Yan feels that her shouting rhythm is very unprofessional. It's like after someone slaps you, you should immediately shout 'ah' and 'ah', and that's the right time. After someone slapped you, it took you three hours to make an 'ah' sound, isn't that a brain problem?
It was precisely for this reason that Fang Yan began to dislike this girl very much. Although her delicate appearance is still very in line with Fang Yan's aesthetics, he feels that the other party's acting skills are too exaggerated.
However, the effect was achieved.
You must know that most of the people who go to places like the Palace Hotel for afternoon tea are ladies or pretend to be ladies and gentlemen. They eat their pastries in small bites, chew them silently, and when they speak, you can't hear what they're saying if you don't lean your ears---
The girl screamed, immediately breaking the quiet and elegant environment of the Palace Hotel.
It was like a murderous howl, and everyone's eyes were drawn to it.
The coffee was first poured over Itanium's face in slices, and then began to dilute and spread downwards in pieces. The gray juice splashed on Antan's face, neck, and clothes----
It also slipped into An Teng's mouth, which made Fang Yan's stomach tumble and he was nauseous for a while.
He's already drunk half of that cup of coffee, isn't this an indirect kiss?
After the girl shouted, she finally realized what she should do.
She dug her handkerchief out of her pocket, and quickly wiped the coffee off Antan's face with it---
An Teng snatched the handkerchief in her hand, wiped it on his face twice, his eyes were bloody, he stared at Fang Yan through gritted teeth, and roared: "Fang Yan, don't deceive people too much------
"Who is bullying people too much?" Fang Yan pushed away the sofa seat under his butt and got up, looked at An Teng with a serious expression and said: "An Teng, I don't know if you really don't know or if you don't know----- you go back and ask, ask your parents, ask your uncles and uncles, or ask the old man in your family---- you go and ask them, do they deceive people too much?"
"I don't have to go back and ask them, I can see it myself now---- all people with eyes can see it----" An Teng pointed to his embarrassed face, and shouted: "Fang Yan, how unqualified is it to do such a thing? Your ----behavior is simply the way of shrews fighting and scolding the street." No wonder you have not been able to get on the stage, no wonder my family has always been reluctant to let my sister be with you, the fundamental reason is because you are not worthy of my sister---- you are a rustic wild dog, thinking that you can rush to Yanjing with a wagging of your tail and gain a firm foothold at the foot of this imperial city---- I tell you, you are dreaming. ”
Fang Yan looked at An Teng like an idiot, pointed to his feet, and said, "I have now established a firm foothold at the foot of the Imperial City, am I dreaming now?"
“-----”
"It's so simple---- it's a very difficult thing for you to stand here with your feet steady, and you need to wag your tail at people?"
“------”
"Anton, do you know what I don't like the most?"
“-----”
"I don't hate your fake Qinggao, nor do I hate the pride in your bones, and I don't hate your appearance of Lao Tzu being the best in the world---- this is really a bit annoying. The thing I hate the most is that you are standing in front of me at this moment-----" Fang Yan pointed to the crowd of people who were looking towards them around him, and said, "Do you know what they were talking about just now? They are talking about why I forced Jiang Xifu to do the thing of expelling the general order from the house, they are talking about why Qin Yitian's kind of heavenly lady likes me----- who is my opponent? It is the general order, it is the entire general family. ”
Fang Yan glanced at An Teng with disdain, and said, "I am the focus of the crowd and the object of discussion among the entire Yanjing people---- so you ran over to provoke and find fault at this time." What do you mean? You want to rub my name and become famous? Do you want to step on my own position? Do you think that if you do this, others will think that you are also qualified to be my opponent? I can splash you with coffee---- you have the ability to splash me with coffee?"
“------”
Anteng panted, breathing like a cow, his black pupils deepened, and the whites of his white eyes turned red.
His eyes were a sickly blood-red color, like a bloodthirsty wolf or a mad dog----
Listening to Fang Yan's words, he turned around and ran towards a table, picking up a lady's coffee and wanting to splash it in Fang Yan's face----
Fang Yan's eyes were quick, and he pushed An Teng's little girlfriend in front of him as a sword shield, and said mockingly: "Splash." You have the ability to splash it-----"
"You----- "An Teng felt that his bladder was about to be blown up by Fang Yan. He circled around Fang Yan with the cup of piping hot coffee, wanting to splash him in the face with this cup of coffee----
However, when he was spinning in circles, Fang Yan pulled the girl in circles and said, "You splash, you have the ability to splash me with a face----
No matter how Anteng turned in circles, it was always his little girlfriend's miserable pale little face that stood in front of him.
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The onlookers were all stunned.
They thought they would see a great show, but no one expected ---- this show to be such a child's play.
"I couldn't believe my eyes-----," said a young girl in a small red dress to her companion.
"That guy---- the guy who dragged the woman as a shield, is it really Fang Yan who forced away the general's order?"
"They're playing with the house, right? Let's see if there's a camera nearby---- it's definitely filming----
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Summer is a little regretful.
When Fang Yan just said that she could leave early if she had something, she shouldn't hesitate, and hurriedly flashed with her bag-----
"How could I be friends with such a guy?" thought Summer with a wail in her heart.
Her head was down, her long hair was scattered, and she tried not to make eye contact with anyone as much as possible---- she really couldn't afford to lose this person.
"You're splashing me?" Fang Yan said proudly. "Can't splash it, can you?"
“-----”
Antan raised the coffee cup in his hand several times, but his little girlfriend exclaimed, 'Don't Anteng, don't', so Anteng couldn't spill it-----
There was such a joy and no discipline here, and the hotel staff finally couldn't stand it.
The strong man at the door and the welcome girl ran over together, and the welcome girl persuaded Anten: "Sir, please put down the coffee cup, if you have something to say----
The security personnel greeted Fang Yan and said, "Sir, please let go of this young lady---- you are committing a crime, if you don't release people again, we will call the police----
Fang Yan pointed at An Teng and said, "He wants to splash me with coffee." ”
"Sir, I assure you -----"
Syllable----
When An Teng was dodging the welcome and grabbing the cup, the coffee in his hand spilled out, and the whole cup of coffee smashed into the security guard's chest with the cup----
The security guard froze for a moment, then let out a 'ah' scream---- the coffee was so hot.
Fang Yan sighed softly, looked at the security personnel who were tragically affected, and said, "Look, you can't guarantee anything----
An Teng looked at the security guards who were burned by coffee and screamed, and stopped chasing Fang Yan there.
Fang Yan let go of the girl, patted her on the shoulder and said, "Go and comfort him, what if he can't think of committing suicide?"
The girl's eyes were moist, and she rushed over and hugged An Teng and cried.
An Teng's eyes were also red, he stretched out his hand to hug the girl, stared at Fang Yan viciously, and said, "Fang Yan, today's shame -----"
"Alright, alright. Fang Yan waved his hand impatiently and said, "I know you want revenge--- if you don't say it, I know it." Let's go, or you won't be able to leave if I change my mind. ”
"And ----" Fang Yan pointed to the security guard who was holding his chest, and said: "Compensate people for their medical expenses, it's not easy for people to find a job-----
An Teng didn't say a word, took the girl's hand and walked away quickly.
Fang Yan took out a handkerchief from his pocket and handed it to the welcome guest, saying, "Help him wipe it----"
He took out a credit card from his pocket and said, "I will pay for the medical expenses, and I will pay for the broken things----- this card will be placed here for you first." ”
When Fang Yan sat down again, his face was full of exhaustion.
Xia looked at his expression for a long time, and said in a low voice: "Fang Yan, you are too tired----"
"Yes, I'm too tired---- Fang Yan said with infinite emotion: "If you want to take care of everyone's feelings, then you can only sacrifice your feelings----- and I'm not afraid of your jokes when I say it, just now when I saw that girl crying loudly in her boyfriend's arms, I actually envied her in my heart." I always felt that I was the one who was most wronged and should cry---- but I couldn't cry. ”
"Cry if you want. Xia looked at his sad eyes with infinite pity and said, "Didn't Liu Tianwang sing? It's not a sin for a man to cry and cry-----
"I can't cry. Fang Yan rubbed his eyes vigorously, showing a strong appearance that would not be easily overwhelmed by life. "You can't bow your head, the crown will fall. Can't shed tears, stupid people will laugh. ”
"Puff -----" Summer held back for a long time and couldn't help laughing.
Fang Yan was anxious, hurriedly explained, and said, "Don't get me wrong, I didn't say you were stupid-------"