804 The fat brother who carried the pot

Chen Yuzhen has not seen it, nor has she experienced this kind of battle, her son is only a primary school student, and when he heard that the police uncle came to arrest him, he was even more panicked than his mother, and he was like a bear child just now, and his mouth was about to cry as soon as he flattened his mouth.

"I, I, I'm sorry Uncle Police, I didn't mean to, don't arrest me, please, don't arrest me, wow......"

After the bear child finished speaking, he finally couldn't hold back his cry, reporters Xiao Chen and Zhao Qizhi couldn't hold back their laughter when they saw this, the fat brother is really experienced in cleaning up the bear child.

"What about mobile phones, I see what game you play costs so much money!"

The fat brother continued to play the role of the police uncle who wanted to arrest the children.

The bear child didn't dare to "resist" anymore, so he took out his mobile phone slipperily, unlocked it and handed it to the fat brother respectfully with both hands.

The fat brother snorted coldly and took the phone, and looked for a long time in a bunch of bells and whistles, but he didn't see the icon of the glory of the king, but in a folder, he found an APP with the word "king" written on it.

"Isn't this the game you play to top up your money in?"

The fat brother pointed to this APP and asked the bear child.

The bear child glanced at it, looked away, drooped his head, and nodded slightly.

After clicking on it, the screen was snow-white, and the first thing that appeared was the four big characters of Guoyou Online, followed by "Welcome to the King's War Trail......

I'm Nima!

At this moment, the fat brother is really 10,000 slots in his heart, and he has nothing to do with himself from beginning to end?

He can already make up in his brain that the sand sculpture reporter who came to interview last time heard this bear child say "king", so he decided that the "culprit" was the glory of the king of Xinghuo's new line.

It's the age when I'm ignorant and curious about the opposite sex.,Just come across such a game full of "feel",It's not dry wood meets flames.,Fat brother just looks at the skin of those exposed game characters in the bear child's game account.,Even an adult has to admit that these skins are really sexy.,Not to mention a child who hasn't seen the world.。

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"Sister Chen, you stay, although the Guoyou online didn't answer the phone, we will definitely go to their company to help you get an explanation in the next step!"

Xiao Chen stood outside the door and assured Chen Yuzhen.

"Thank you, thank you so much!"

Chen Yuzhen would only thank her vigorously, while her son hid behind his mother, showing half of his head and looking at the "police uncle" timidly, a little unsure whether he would catch him or not.

"You're welcome, we will do our best to do what we can, but you still need to pay more attention to the education of children as parents. ”

The fat brother said with a smile.

The three fat brothers left the unit building in Chen Yuzhen's thousand thanks, and as soon as they went out, they heard the heart-rending cries of the bear children upstairs and Chen Yuzhen's scolding.

"I'm telling you to look at those inconsistencies!"

"I told you to see!"

"See if the old lady doesn't break your legs!"

............

Han Yuyun took the child to a party with his former colleagues in radio and television, and Zhao Qizhi drove the fat brother to the company and left on his own.

At first, the fat brother thought that Han Yuyun was as "unsociable" as himself, but he really didn't expect that she would have friends to see when she came back this time, and when he arrived at the private restaurant, he found that Han Yuyun's friend was still an "acquaintance" he knew - Zhuo Weijun.

In fact, if you think about it, Han Yuyun's own appearance conditions are too outstanding, and she is so obedient in the unit that people are blushing, it is inevitable that there will be some gossip, and it is still very difficult to make true same-sex friends, and there are a lot of people who look forward to her bad luck and slander behind her back.

As for the opposite sex, they all covet her beauty and approach with a purpose, so in the end, Zhuo Weijun, a "good sister", became friends.

"Here!"

Facing the door, Zhuo Weijun immediately stood up and waved his hand as soon as he saw the fat brother looking around at the door, that posture, that action, was a little more enchanting than a woman.

"Why are you talking about such a heavy face, all with sad faces. ”

Seeing that the two didn't talk to each other at all, the fat brother couldn't help but joke as soon as he sat down, and he couldn't wait to gloat at others when his own fart was solved.

"Junjun's boyfriend can't go back to China if he wants to, we're talking about it. ”

Han Yuyun explained.

"Junjun?

The fat brother was stunned when he heard this, and quickly reacted, it was Zhuo Weijun.

"Why can't you come back? It's hard to book a plane ticket now?"

"No, his boyfriend used to be a student in Canada when he was a student in that country, and now he wants to go back to Huaxia but can't come back. ”

"Yo! Canadian! Isn't it good to stay abroad, foreigners are so foreign, what are you doing when you come back!"

When the fat brother heard this, he made the mistake of being cheap.

He knew that Zhuo Weijun and Han Yuyun said these things purely for small talk, because Zhuo Weijun didn't know the situation of the Han family at all, when the two got married, the friends invited by Han Yuyun were all acquaintances and friends in that circle in the capital, and no one else was invited.

Hearing this, Han Yuyun quietly dragged the fat brother under the table, and his eyes signaled not to be like this, Zhuo Weijun didn't notice the small movements of the two, stared at the coffee cup on the table and said: "Who knows, what Canada was like ten years ago, what our China was like, you don't know." ”

"Not in Canada now?"

The fat brother raised his eyebrows and teased.

"Now in addition to China, what other country is good, public order chaos, poor economy, China is now the same every day, Canada is still the same as ten years ago, people abroad want to return to China, but they can't come back. ”

Zhuo Weijun explained.

"What a big deal I do, it's nothing more than a nationality!"

The fat brother waved his hand with a big grin.

Zhuo Weijun's eyes lit up when he heard this: "Fat brother, do you have a relationship?!"

Even Han Yuyun also stared at the fat brother in surprise, she knew that the fat brother had never liked to use privileges to go through the back door and the like, the two of them had been together for so many years, and the fat brother had never made any requests to Han Hongyi.

"I have a fart relationship...... Shh

As soon as the fat brother finished speaking, he was pinched by the girl next to him under the table, how could he be okay with him, isn't Han Yuyun his relationship, this thing is really a dog can't spit out ivory.

"Actually, I personally think that ha, nationality is not particularly important, the key is that you are inside, boyfriend, cough cough, what he is carrying is a red Chinese heart, he will not still be worried about our retirement salary. ”

Fat brother really thinks so, nationality can't represent anything, a Chinese person, even if he enters a foreign country for various reasons, the place where his eyes look is always the direction of the five-star red flag rising, such a person is far better than those who enjoy the benefits brought by the country while scolding the country is not.

"Well, that's true, but after a long time of drifting outside, who knows what will happen in the future. ”

Zhuo Weijun sighed and said.

The fat brother smiled and didn't say anything more, but called the waiter to start ordering, at least for him, the longer he drifted outside, the more he wanted to go home, he believed that most Chinese people were the same as him.

This is the unique nostalgia of Chinese people, for them, leaving Huaxia, it is a foreign land.