Chapter Twenty-Seven, Uncle Uncle, You're Such a Monster!

In the first game, Fang Yan vs Nongbo.

Nongbo shook first, and a dice shook five points, which is not a small number.

Nong Bo glanced at Fang Yan proudly and said, "It's your turn." ”

Fang Yan took the dice cup and said, "It looks like I'm going to lose." ”

Bang----

With a few casual shakes, he gently placed the dice cup on the table.

"Six. Six. Six. Jiang Qin lay beside Fang Yan to cheer him up. The girl's body is soft and her hair has a sweet fragrance---- which really challenges the weakness of men.

"You shouted, you help me open it. Fang Yan said with a smile.

"Good. Jiang Qin jerked open the dice cup, and then immediately screamed in surprise. "It's really six, it's really six. How can it really be six o'clock?"

"The main thing is that you shout well. Fang Yan said with a smile.

"Come again. Nongbo was not convinced.

In the second game, Nongbo shook a four. It's not a high number, but it's not low either.

"You roll a five-point and you win him. Jiang Qin said to Fang Yan.

"You're really good at math. Fang Yan said with praise.

"Of course. Jiang Qin's triumphant appearance didn't care about the other meanings implied in Fang Yan's words at all.

He pressed the dice cup and shook it a few times, and said, "Since you want five points, it's up to you to uncover it." ”

"Yes, yes. Jiang Qin opened the dice cup. Then, she exclaimed in surprise again: "Five o'clock, really five o'clock." Giggles, I'm so good, you all call me the gambling king. ”

Nongbo drinks again.

"The third game. There was already fire in Nongbo's eyes. Losing two in a row embarrassed him. He took the dice and shook them desperately for a while, slammed the dice cup on the table, and shouted, "Six o'clock." ”

When I opened the dice cup, it turned out to be really six o'clock.

"Brother Nong is so good. ”

"Brother Nong, this time you will win him. ”

"Unless he rolls a six. ”

The boys finally saw the hope of winning and cheered for Nongbo.

Fang Yan smiled, took the dice and shook it a few times, and said to Jiang Qin: "It's still up to you to open it." ”

"Isn't it okay?" Jiang Qin said hesitantly. "What if I lose?"

"If you lose, you drink. Fang Yan said. "Isn't it just a beer? If we win twice in a row, we should lose once to be fair. ”

"So I'm really open?"

"Open. ”

"Six. Jiang Qinjiao shouted, opened the dice cup suddenly, and then stood on the spot.

Six dots, the six red dots are so dazzling.

"Let you lose, why did you just open a six?" Fang Yan said reproachfully.

Jiang Qin's eyes were full of smiles, and he said, "I don't want to either." But my luck is so good, maybe it's because I'm the goddess of luck haha----"

"Draw. Nongbo said disappointedly. "Take another gamble. ”

He took the dice and held them in the palm of his hand, and after some prayer, he put the dice into the cup.

Whoa----

Shake for a long time, and then jerk uncovered: a little.

Nongbo's eyes were dull, and the flesh on his face kept twitching.

God, don't you play with me, okay?

Fang Yan glanced at Jiang Qin and said, "Little sister, I think you are very talented, can you learn gambling cards from me?"

Jiang Qin glanced at him, and his little hand, which was as tender as a shallot, took the dice cup and shook it lightly a few times, and after revealing it, it was two points, which was just a little bigger than Nongpo.

Fang Yan looked at Jiang Qin earnestly and said, "If you win, you win, but you only win a little bit against others, this is very insulting, do you know? Didn't the teachers at your school teach you? It's too much. I can't even see it. ”

"------" Nongbo had the urge to vomit three liters of blood.

Two more boys stepped forward to challenge Fang Yan, but none of them could win, Fang Yan didn't drink a glass of wine, but gave those boys a lot of meat and eight vegetables.

"Uncle, are you cheating?" said a boy who glared at Fang Yan with great dissatisfaction.

"It's like, how can you win all the time?"

"It's definitely cheating. ”

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Fang Yan smiled and said, "I am willing to lose the bet." If you think I'm cheating and find evidence of my cheating, I'm going to drink all the wine that's left in this room. ”

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"Don't shake the dice. Nongbo said. "We don't play this much, we don't have as much experience as you. Wrench your wrist, we're going to wrestle your wrist. ”

"Not really, okay?" Fang Yan said.

"What, are you scared?" said Nongbo mockingly. "You're older than us, you've eaten a few years longer than us, and you're having a big advantage. ”

"That's what I meant. My advantage is so obvious----- isn't it okay to bully you?" Fang Yan turned to look at Jiang Qin and asked, "Then I'll try it with them?"

"Defeat them. Jiang Qin waved his small fist and said.

"I'll do my best. Fang Yan said. "What do you say to defeat or not, everyone is a classmate. ”

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I don't know what's going on, when I heard Fang Yan say the words 'I'll do my best', many people at the scene felt their hearts twitch suddenly, and they felt cold and swishing on their bodies.

Nong Bo carefully looked at Fang Yan's height and weight measurements, and thought to himself, it was impossible for everyone on his side to be Fang Yan's opponent. If everyone competes with him separately, it will be their own people who will suffer.

"We sent one from each side to fight, and the losing side drank. "Nongbo proposes a favorable condition for its own side.

Fang Yan smiled and said, "Isn't this good?there are six or seven players on your side, and I am the only one on my side---- so I can only send myself to play." ”

"What do you want?"

Fang Yan thought for a moment and said, "That's it." If I win, everyone on your side will have three drinks. If I lose, I'll drink six cups alone. ”

Nongbo hesitated slightly, then nodded in agreement and said, "No problem." ”

He turned around and shouted, "Chubby." ”

"Hey. A boy hummed in agreement.

Chubby is not small, on the contrary, he is still very big.

Looking at the guy who looked like a hill sitting in front of Fang Yan, Jiang Qin had a very bad feeling.

"Nongbo, you are cheating. Jiang Qin said angrily. "Chubby is not from our class. ”

"If it's not from our class, you can't participate in the competition?" Nongbo said with a grin. "Chubby is on our team. ”

"Don't compare yourself to them. Jiang Qin said to Fang Yan. "Chubby is a well-known strong man in our school, and he is the champion of the javelin and discus throw in every school sports day. ”

"That's right. Fang Yan looked at Nong Bo with resentment and said, "You didn't mean to let me drink a bar? It's too unrighteous to do this, right? I thought we were friends." ”

"Willing to gamble and lose. Who said that?" laughed. The other boys also had lewd expressions on their faces, 'You didn't negotiate'.

"I said it. A man would rather die standing than live on his knees. Fang Yan said loudly. "I'm comparing myself to him. ”

"I'm the referee. Yuan Lin said positively. "I say start, you two start. ”

"I'm okay with that. Fang Yan said.

"I don't have a problem with that. Xiaopang admired Yuan Lin very much, and when he saw that she was willing to join in, his fat face flushed with excitement.

If you win this nasty guy in front of the goddess in your dreams, then ----- in the mind of the goddess, this fat of your own body is no longer fat, but called strength, right?

Actually, Chubby really thinks too much. In the mind of the goddess, fat meat is always fat.

"Ready. Yuan Lin shouted in a coquettish voice.

Fang Yan and Xiao Fat's hands were clasped together, and their elbows were resting on the table.

"Let's go. Yuan Lin shouted loudly, and her tender lotus-like arm waved down hard.

Fang Yan didn't move, and Xiao Pang didn't move.

"I said to start ----," Yuan Lin reminded. What's going on with these two people? Not at all cooperating. They all said that it had begun, and no one made any effort.

"It's already started. Fang Yan said.

"Huh?" "Everyone didn't understand what was going on?"

Two people don't move, what kind of start is this?

Soon, they found out.

Chubby's chubby face turned red, Chubby's red face was sweaty, and Chubby's sweaty face was covered with sweat. He gritted his teeth, his expression was hideous, and he used his strength to feed----

Even idiots can see that Chubby has tried his best, even the strength to drink milk.

However, that guy sat there steadily, his face was not red, his heart was not beating, and he was like a nobody.

Everyone looked at Fang Yan in shock, what the hell is this guy, why is he so tough?

Burst----

Xiao Fat exerted too much force, his fat stomach held his breath for too long, and the wine he had just drunk squirted out, splashing on the back of his hands and wrists and those of Fang Yan.

"This kid ----" Fang Yan laughed. "Dare to use a hidden weapon. ”

Poof----

The audience laughed.

Xiaopang's red face was even redder, and he was embarrassed to hold on any longer, and said in a loud voice: "I lost, I lost, I am not your opponent----"

Fang Yan let go and said, "Accept and concede, almost let you plot." ”

"------" Chubby held back his face and rushed into the bathroom without looking back.

Jiang Qin panted with laughter, took out a tissue from his bag to help Fang Yan wipe the back of his hand, and said, "You are so bad----- why are you so bad----

"Uncle, you're so cute. I really like you. ”

"It's just, it's so cute. I really want to pinch your face. ”

"Such a thick skin, rare in life----"

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Yuan Lin's beautiful big eyes looked at Fang Yan brightly, and said, "I'm also going to find an uncle like this----"

Jiang Qin hurriedly hugged Fang Yan's arm and said, "Don't rob me." ”

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The bloody plot of two women competing for men is staged in front of them, and the boys are heartbroken.

In their hearts, uncle has become the most annoying title and group.

Fang Yan stood up and said to everyone: "I'm really not Jiang Qin's boyfriend, don't bully me anymore-----"

The boys felt like they had been stabbed in the chest again.

Damn, when you speak, you have to touch your breasts and act according to your conscience, who is bullying whom?

Drinking can't get you drunk, shaking the dice can't win you, wrenching your wrist can't knock you down----- you're so old, let's die at once?

Uncle, you're such a monster!

(PS: It's not well written, it makes everyone laugh!)