"Don't make a fuss!" Qin Tian suddenly felt that the pants under him had shrunk, and there was a little crotch in his hand.

The snake spirit of this thousand-year-old snake is really, a little naughty......

"It's not a fuss, the deity is serious, ...... before" The snake spirit seemed to fall into the memory, and Balabala's and Qin Tian poured out a lot.

In the past, the thousand-year-old snake lived in the deep mountains and old forests, and every time it slept for several months.

The first thing I do when I wake up is, of course, eat!

And as a creature with a lifespan of hundreds of years, once you eat, you have to eat a lot of things!

To exaggerate, a mountain creature can be eaten by it!

Of course, his favorite food is roasted birds!

In addition to roasting birds, my second favorite is roasting bullfrogs!

"You can't eat the way you look now. Qin Tian shrugged.

If it really wants to eat, Qin Tian doesn't mind taking it to rub it for a meal! Moreover, he can choose the highest-grade hotel.

But it's a pant now!

"Smell it, too!" said the snake spirit in the golden pants.

"Why can you still smell it?" Qin Tian's eyes widened instantly.

"I can't eat it, but my five senses, including taste, are still there. The serpent spirit replied.

"Damn, I blushed a little suddenly. ”

The corners of Qin Tian's eyes twitched, this is special, doesn't that mean that the snake spirit of this thousand-year-old snake smells the smell of his body every day......?

"I can ask, you are sick, and you are not lightly ill. The snake spirit said.

"Fart! you're sick, your whole family is sick!" Qin Tian glared.

"Alas, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you. The snake spirit sighed.

"Then tell me, what's wrong with me?" Qin Tian himself has excellent medical skills, if there is something wrong with his body, he will not know?

"The blood is not smooth, it's still from that place. The snake spirit said lightly.

"Fart! Lao Tzu can rush out dozens of meters every time he pees, and his blood is not smooth!" Qin Tian said scoldingly.

"Believe it or not, okay, take me to eat roast birds. The snake spirit said.

Qin Tian turned around and left the room, and was about to go downstairs, when he suddenly reacted that something was wrong.

That's not right, why should you listen to it? Why should you listen to it?

"What's wrong? The snake spirit said.

"Why should I take you to eat roast birds?" Qin Tian asked.

"Why don't you take me there?" the snake spirit asked rhetorically.

"Why should I take you there?" Qin Tian continued to ask.

"Because...... I don't know, you should take me there, right? You're my master, shouldn't your master meet the demands of his subordinates?" said the snake spirit.

"Forget it, I'll take you there, I'm hungry. Qin Tian rolled his eyes, and then walked down the stairs with a thud.

"There aren't any mountains around here, or Yunpan Mountain. The snake spirit said.

"What are you doing in Yunpan Mountain?" Qin Tian was stunned for a moment.

"Go catch the birds. The snake spirit said.

"Do you really want to eat roast birds?" roast pigeon?" Qin Tian asked.

Roasted birds are not necessarily available in ordinary restaurants, roasted pigeons may be available, and roasted quails may also be available.

"That thing isn't as good as a roasted bird, it has to be a wild bird, and the smell of that meat is tempting!" said the snake spirit.

Smell......

Qin Tian's mouth twitched, was it because it had become a pair of pants, so he had received some special stimulation......

"I'll take you to find it, if there is no one in the hotel, just change to Ming'er and then go to Yunpan Mountain, it is not realistic for you to let me go to Yunpan Mountain this big night. ”

"Moreover, the dead wood Taoist is still on Yunpan Mountain, and Li Xiong of the Bodhi Society is also eyeing me, if I go to Yunpan Mountain, I have to do something. Qin Tian said.

"Don't worry, I'll protect you, just those little cubs, don't be afraid. The snake spirit said.

"Save it, save you!" Qin Tian shook his head, he didn't believe that the snake spirit had such a great ability, he was just a spirit after all.

Qin Tian also found the content related to spirits through the general outline of the table of contents of "A Book".

Animal spirits are born after death, and only those animals that have cultivated to a high level can give birth to spirits.

And it is not 100% able to be born, it depends on chance.

Generally speaking, after an animal has cultivated to refinement, it has more than 500 years of cultivation, and it is only after death that there is a slight possibility that a spirit body will be born.

This spirit, if it finds a suitable body in the future, can resurrect the Buddha-figure!

Qin Tian went around and didn't find a roast bird, so he had no choice but to go home first, and he didn't dare to wander around outside these days, for fear of being caught by that Li Xiong.

After Qin Tian got home, he took off his golden pants and went to take a shower.

This time the process was very smooth, and the snake spirit in the golden pants did not stop Qin Tian from taking off his pants again.

"Stop, what do you want to do?"

After Qin Tian took a shower, wiped his hair and walked out of the bathroom with a bath towel, and found that the golden pants floated over slowly and stopped in front of him.

"Put on your pants. The snake spirit in the golden pants said.

"No, I want to sleep naked tonight!" Qin Tian said.

"How's that going to work? It's not good for you!," said the snake spirit in the golden pants.

"Fart! Lao Tzu has been sleeping naked for more than ten years, and he hasn't knocked an egg once!" Qin Tian said angrily.

"Really, you think, humans sleep on their backs, and some on their sides, and when you turn around, it's easy to bump into your balls. ”

"It's not like animals, which are generally lying on their stomachs, and that place hangs down naturally, and they don't toss and turn around when they sleep like humans, so it's not easy to knock over. The snake spirit in the golden pants said.

"What kind of crooked reasoning are you?" Qin Tian pulled open his golden pants and went straight into the bed.

"Alas, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you. The snake spirit in the golden pants sighed.

"Sleep!" Qin Tian directly reached out and turned off the light.

"Alas. The serpent spirit in the golden pants sighed again.

The next morning, Qin Tian woke up in a daze, feeling that a certain part was a little uncomfortable, his lower body moved, and suddenly he felt a heart-piercing pain, so painful that even his kidneys were cramping.

"Damn, isn't it, are you?, are you kidding?" Qin Tian sensed that something was wrong, but he couldn't believe that he was really told by the snake spirit?

This Nima is too funny, isn't it? God is playing with him?

"If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you. The snake spirit in the golden pants said with a smile.

Looking at the golden pants floating in front of him, Qin Tian was angry, what a crow's mouth!

"How about you call me big brother, and I'll help you heal?" said the snake spirit.

"Get out! I have my own way!" Qin Tian rolled his eyes.