Chapter 1153: A Slap Flying?
The ratings of the martial arts conference are not high.
After all, it has been running for five or six years, and it is an old show.
The show has just come out, and everyone thinks it's quite fresh, and they will watch it.
Looking at it now, I feel that this is completely insulting to people's intelligence.
But no matter how low the ratings are, there are still ratings.
In addition, there are people named advertisements in each episode of the show, which allows this show to be preserved.
"Today, it is the disciples of the Wing Chun Boxing Gym, who are fighting against the disciples of the Muay Thai Gym, in addition, there are also disciples of the Lingshan Taoist Temple from Lingshan, who will choose any sect after the battle between the two sects and have a kicking match. ”
"Now, please invite the disciples of both sides to come to the stage. ”
The presenter's voice rang out on the TV.
in a residential building.
A teenage boy came out, saw his dad staring at the TV, and said, "Dad, what's so good about this show?"
"What do children know?"
"No matter how much you don't understand, you can see that this is fake, those gangsters in our school are better than them, if you like it, I'll record it for you next time." ”
"You're done with your homework?"
"Uh......"
"There's going to be a parent-teacher conference, right?"
“......”
"Hurry up and do your homework, or let your mom go to the parent-teacher conference next time." ”
The big boy pouted, thinking to himself what I'm doing with all this nonsense.
The show began.
Disciples were sent on both sides.
It's about ornamentality.
Muay Thai definitely looks better.
After all, in domestic boxing, when you don't hit people, how good you look.
As long as you hit someone, it is no different from Wang Baquan.
Muay Thai is different, every punch and kick is very powerful.
It is said that a powerful Muay Thai master, when he stepped down, he could kick and bend the steel pipe, and the calf bone was like a steel bar, which was extremely hard.
Some loyal long-time viewers watched on the TV.
Chen Yang also sat in the audience and watched.
He couldn't stand it anymore.
These two people are really not as interesting as the three-year-olds.
Don't punch where you can, and don't kick where you can.
You're Muay Thai, you're not Tai Chi!
Is that how you use Wing Chun?
Ip Man wants to know, he can slap the coffin board angrily and get up and point at your nose and scold.
"It's a good thing I wasn't the first to play. Xuan Cheng said with palpitations.
It's horrible.
If he goes up, it will definitely become a black spot that he can't wash off.
Soon, the three fights were over.
Wing Chun won two out of three to win against Muay Thai.
The two sides came to power and set up a set of rules between the so-called Jianghu sects that Chen Yang couldn't understand, and then stepped down.
The host came to the stage and said, "Next, I invite the disciples of the Lingshan Taoist Temple to choose a sect to challenge the kicking hall." If the challenge is successful, it will become a resident of this program. ”
Xiaojing's axe didn't come with him, that thing was really shocking.
She just walked up to the stage and pointed to the Muay Thai gym under the stage.
Gong Ping was unhappy, thinking that I lost, I was a soft persimmon?
If you really want to let go of the fight, Zhao Changliang's disciples are enough for me to punch me?
At this time, Xiao Jing turned his hand to Zhao Changliang again.
Before they could react, Xiao Jing said: "I'll challenge them all, let's go together." ”
Shu Rou whispered, "Can it work?"
I haven't communicated with Zhang Hansheng in advance about this operation.
"It's better to be quick. Chen Yang nodded.
Not to mention the six people in the two sects, even if you add a zero to the back, Xiaojing can also handle it.
Zhang Hansheng's face was a little dark.
It's live.
Xiaojing is so messy, it's a live broadcast accident.
The point is that he can't go up and say anything yet.
can only look at Zhao Changliang frantically and ask him not to agree.
"Fight two?" Zhao Changliang ignored Zhang Hansheng and said, "The little girl's courage is commendable. ”
Then he turned his head and said to a disciple, "Xiao He, you go." ”
Xiao Jing said: "Let them all go, one game will determine the winner." ”
"Little girl, the rivers and lakes have the rules of the rivers and lakes, you go to Wutai, just follow the rules, one to two, it's already a mess of the rules, for the sake of your young age, the old man doesn't care about you, but you have to inch in, it's too much. ”
Zhao Changliang looked at Chen Yang, and his dissatisfaction was overflowing.
Chen Yang said: "Then let's fight two first, and start lightly." ”
"Hmm. Xiao Jing said he understood.
The corners of Zhao Changliang's eyes twitched, and a fire broke out in his heart.
Tap?
Arrogant enough.
If it weren't for Zhang Hansheng's protection, he would have taught this little girl to be a human being today.
In front of the TV, the audience was also stunned.
"Where did the little girl come from?"
"The disciples of the Lingshan Taoist Temple, the Lingshan Taoist Temple also participates in this program?"
"Daughter, come on, come on. ”
In a private house, a middle-aged man shouted into the house.
"Dad, what are you doing?"
"Haven't you ever been to the Lingshan Taoist Temple? Have you ever seen this little girl?"
"Hey, it's her, I've seen it, what's wrong?"
"It's nothing, I heard the host say that the little girl is from the Lingshan Taoist Temple, I thought it was fake. ”
Lingshan Taoist Temple has a very high status in the hearts of Lingshan locals.
Even if some people haven't been there, they have heard of it.
"It's ...... Martial Arts Conference?" The son was surprised: "Lingshan Taoist Temple still participates in this? Is that Abbot Chen so short of money?"
The middle-aged man's face sank: "What nonsense are you talking about?
The son cut off: "Dad, this show is to fool you group of elderly people, no different from selling health care products and playing TV commercials, you said that you are also a leader in size, and liars can't fool you, why are you hooked on this kind of show?"
"Do you know the art of the country?
"Muay Thai is called national art?"
"I ......"
The old father was speechless.
Then.
Disciples from Muay Thai and Wing Chun have taken the stage.
Regardless of whether it is true or not, at least the two disciples who came to the stage are strong and strong.
Especially the disciples of the Muay Thai gym, whose arms are thicker than Xiaojing's thighs.
Standing there, you have the feeling of "dolls and bears dancing".
"Can you start?" asked Xiao Jing.
"Ah, yes, yes. The host reacted from a stunned moment.
It was also the first time he had experienced such a thing.
It's not the same as what is written in the script.
But it's all like this, and he can only go on hard.
The host said: "The two sides salute the martial artists." ”
The two disciples clasped their fists.
Xiao Jing was reluctant, but he didn't deliberately block him in this kind of thing.
After saluting, the host said: "Compete with each other, and point to the end." ”
After speaking, he stepped down and handed over the martial platform to them.
Xiao He held a hand behind his back: "Little girl, I'll let you have a hand." ”
The disciple of the Muay Thai gym pointed to his feet: "I don't move, you can let me retreat from the place, count you as a winner." ”
Seeing this, Zhang Hansheng nodded with satisfaction.
These two people's on-the-spot adaptability is not bad.
This is the best way to solve it.
Xiao Jing raised his eyes and took a hit, didn't speak, walked up, raised his hand, and smashed it into this person with a punch.
Everyone looked at her fluttering punch, and it was completely inappropriate.
Zhang Hansheng was very dissatisfied.
Just this punch, how do you let them pretend?
Why don't you dance some tricks?
Seeing that a punch was about to be smashed, Xiao Jing suddenly turned his fist into a palm and imprinted it on the man's shoulder.
The man's face immediately turned red, and almost the moment his palm and shoulder touched, his body flew upside down from the ground.
Like an arrow off the string, it fell from the martial platform at a very fast speed.
For a while, the entire program group was silent.
The host in the audience opened his mouth wide and stared at the man who fell to the ground in surprise, thinking to himself that he was worthy of a professional anti-counterfeiting competition, and he couldn't see any flaws in this reaction.
It's like, it's really a little girl who slapped it out.
The staff were also in their hearts, marveling at the man's acting skills.
It's so explosive!
With this kind of acting, what kind of ring match are you going to play here?
Let's make a movie.
The Oscar statuette is waiting for you to move home.
"It's too much. Zhang Hansheng frowned and shook his head.
Why can the martial arts conference persist until now, and some people still watch it?
It's because of its authenticity.
Regardless of whether it is the king of the eight fists of the slash.
But at least he's real.
One punch and one kick, it's all a real fight, the kind of real fight that punches to the flesh.
That's what he insisted on.
The audience who stayed behind saw this sense of reality.
But today, that sense of reality has been shattered.
False!
Fake can't be fake.
"I said it, Dad, this show is an entertainment show, a teenage girl, slapped people away, do you believe it?"
The son said with a smile.
The middle-aged man frowned and had nothing to say.
That's not usually the case.
What's going on today?
How did this happen?
The man who was slapped away was half of his body numb at this moment.
He tried to call someone to help him up, but he couldn't, and his throat seemed to be stuck.
Just now, he was confused.
Who is this little girl?
Immortals, you?
The power of a slap is so strong?
Only then did he realize that he had met a master.
And it's a master of masters.
Let them all go, this is really not bragging, but they really have the strength.
He managed to get up from the ground, half-sat on the ground, and breathed heavily.
I saw a group of people looking at me with admiration in their eyes.
"What do you mean by professionalism?"
"What is the virtue and art of Shuangxin?"
"That's it!"
"I don't have a camera for him, but he is still so serious and responsible. ”
The staff looked at him with admiration.
"Bang!"
At this time, Xiao He was also slapped down.
This time it's even more exaggerated.
A slap directly lifted him into the air, sparing a beautiful arc before falling.
However.
This exaggerated scene finally made people react.
This scene doesn't seem to be fake......
No matter how good they are, they can't fly on their own.
And it's still flying backwards.
With this ability, isn't it fragrant to open a martial arts hall to accept apprentices?
Zhang Hansheng stood up from the chair all of a sudden, and the staff, as if they had known Xiaojing for the first time, stared at her.
It's like discovering a new continent.
"Stinky boy, do you see?" In front of the TV, the middle-aged man pointed to the screen and said excitedly: "See? This is fake? You tell me it's fake?"
Son: "......"
"It can't be Hangwia, right?"
"But I can't really see it. ”
"Lingshan's disciple ......" The son's mind flashed: "Dad, people are disciples of Lingshan Taoism, maybe it's true if they have this ability, these liars who play the king's eight punches all day long are kicking the iron plate this time." ”
......
"Let's go up together. Xiao Jing said to the two martial arts people below.
The corners of their mouths twitched.
They are not blind, this little girl has amazing power in her hands.
Whoever is on it is a result.
The two looked at Zhang Hansheng, who was looking at Xiaojing excitedly, not noticing their eyes.
The scene was very embarrassing at one point.
Xiaojing asked: "They don't dare to go up, are they admitting defeat?"
The host asked, "Two, do you want to continue to send disciples, or do you admit defeat?"
Zhao Changliang waved his hand: "My disciple has gone through a round of sparring and is already very tired. ”
"So are my disciples. Gong Ping hurriedly said.
The host said: "Then this kicking challenge, Lingshan Daoguan wins!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, today's martial arts conference is over here, thank you for watching, and we'll see you in the next issue. ”
It was only when the staff gestured to him that the host put down the microphone.
As soon as the filming ended, Zhao Changliang immediately scolded: "Rude!"
"Director Zhang, they are too much, they don't follow the script at all, if it weren't for the good cooperation of my disciples, today's live broadcast would be wasted!"
Gong Ping also said: "Director Zhang, my disciple didn't fall lightly." ”
"Cooperation?" Chen Yang smiled, are these two pretending to be stupid?
Xuan Cheng said: "Xiao Jing kept his hand, otherwise he would have been slapped in the face, and these two would have to go to the hospital for ten days and half a month." ”
He couldn't figure out what the two were thinking.
Xiaojing's hand is shocking enough, right?
And they still open a martial arts gym, but when they meet this kind of person, they still don't have a sense of proportion at all.
It's like being cognitively unsound.
Of course, they know how powerful Xiao Jing is, but no matter how good Xiao Jing is, they have to say the same.
This show is the majority of their source of income.
And this show is not only the two of them participating in the martial arts hall, they are all coming in turns.
It's them today, and there will be other martial arts halls in the next episode.
Everyone went on the show in batches to make a name for themselves.
They saw Zhang Hansheng's eyes shining, and if they didn't fight, they would really have no status in the future.
Chen Yang said: "Poor Dao has no intention of embarrassing the two, he is participating in the show, and the victory or defeat depends on his ability." If you think it's too much, you can retire. ”
Gong Ping said: "With her ability, what ability does she have? My disciple doesn't take it, she has to lie here today!"
Chen Yang smiled and looked at Zhang Hansheng.
The latter ignored the two and asked, "Chen Zhenren, this little girl, how many years has she been practicing?"
Chen Yang said: "I've been practicing since I was a child. ”
"No wonder. Zhang Hansheng said: "It's amazing, this is real kung fu." ”
Chen Yang said: "After the show is over, we will stay soon, and we will ask Mr. Zhang to notify you in advance of the next issue." However, if the opponent has been so weak, I don't think there is any point in participating in this show. ”
Zhang Hansheng hurriedly said: "Chen Zhenren, don't worry, I know a lot of boxers, next time we will communicate in advance and strive to fight beautifully." ”
"I'm tired. ”
"Let's go. ”
Chen Yang turned around and left.
The purpose is achieved.
This Zhang Hansheng also wants to run the show, since this is the case, he will definitely not give up this opportunity.
Zhang Hansheng is not worried that Chen Yang will really withdraw from the competition and not participate.
Why are you here for the show?
It's nothing more than fame and fortune.
As long as Chen Yang occupies a little, then he will still come to participate.
No matter how weak the opponent is, he will participate.
He has a hunch that this show that on the surface it promotes national arts, but in fact it is a smear of national arts, it seems that it is going to be popular.
"Director Zhang, if he comes back in the next issue, then I won't participate. Gong Ping said in a deep voice.
"Then don't participate. Zhang Hansheng said casually: "I don't want you for the default fee, don't come to the next issue." ”
Gong Ping was stunned: "Director Zhang, are you ...... No, I'm just kidding. Otherwise, you'll let that little girl lose once in the next installment......"
"Lose?" Zhang Hansheng said: "What are you kidding? A slap can slap people away, and you tell me to make her lose? Who will lose to?"
"You are all here today, I happened to tell you in advance about the rules after the show, the era of scripts has passed, and the victory or defeat depends on real skills, after all, this is a martial arts conference, not a playhouse, understand?"
Gong Ping hurriedly said: "Who can beat her if you really beat her?"
Zhang Hansheng said: "If you can't beat it, you can only see it, and if you can't beat it, this show can be popular." ”