Chapter 263: The First Bullet (2)
Seeing the cameraman's response, Wang Bo was unforgiving, and then put on such an expression of no wonder, and continued to the camera: "I know you don't." ”
Brush Brush Brush ....
The cameraman felt three knives in his heart in an instant.
It hurts...
Even if the cameraman hadn't thought about working hard for a happy life in the future, he would have endured his words. According to the previous hot temper, he didn't say a word, rolled up his sleeves and directly came to a man's showdown with Wang Bo.
He doesn't know, is it wrong to be single?
Who are these people?
The situation of more men and fewer women in Huaxia is very grim, and the five-fingered girl who has accompanied him day and night all these years is also very helpless.
“WHY?”
Seeing the cameraman's silent but inquisitive face, Wang Bo continued to mend the knife and said: "Why do you say that you are single Wang, any normal man with a female ticket and a wife will not let this task appear..."
Quack....
The videographer felt a flock of crows suddenly float over his head.....
He doesn't want to pay attention to Wang Bo, it's great to have a daughter-in-law, right? Is it wrong for him to be single?
Thirty years of singleness with strength, he is proud, he is proud, did he say it?
Who called Wang Bo a guest, and he was just a cameraman...
The arm couldn't twist the thigh, and the cameraman decided not to give Wang Bo a pleasant chat, lest he have a heart attack because he already had a bad heart.
But the cameraman ignored Wang Bo, Wang Bo added drama to himself, and he was still complaining as he walked.
"Then why am I the first?" Wang Bo was very resentful, who wants a pro-man?
"Catch lots. ”
Wang Bo: .....
"Am I going to draw lots, then?"
"Yes. ”
The staff held up a small box, "Grab a paper ball and come out, that person is the object of your mission." ”
Wang Bo had no choice but to accept his fate, he only hoped that this person would not be too unspeakable, otherwise, the play would be a bit big, he stretched out his hand, grabbed a paper ball from the box, and opened it, "Little pig!"
Wang Bo held his forehead and breathed a sigh of relief, it's okay, it's okay, it's not bucktooth Huang Xun, it's not the bandit Sun Lei, it's not the old bacon Wang Lei, as long as it's not these three people, as for Bufan and Xiaozhu, he can still accept it.
Choose the taller one among the short ones, and if you figure it out, you can at least be able to bite it.
"Where's his room?" Wang Bo asked the staff.
"At 4202!"
“4202!”
Wang Bo muttered, and then looked at his room, "Mine is 4220!
As for what kind of fate it is, I can only say that it is a bad fate!
Wang Bo, who took over the task, asked the staff again, "Can I wash up first? At least brush my teeth? Otherwise, if my breath stinks, how embarrassing will it be?"
Staff member:...... It's even more embarrassing for you to say it!
Seeing that the staff didn't answer, Wang Bo thought it was not possible, so he immediately took the lipstick and applied it to his lips, "What kind of aesthetic is the color of your lipstick? It makes me feel like I'm poisoned, look at it!"
While disgusted, Wang Bo was helpless and walked in the direction of 4202.
Actually, everyone lives on the second floor, with Pumba's 220 on one side of the hallway and Piggy's 202 on the other side of the hallway.
"It's a bit far. ”
Wang Bo muttered as he walked, then saw 4202 and turned to the staff again, "Do you have a key card?"
The staff handed over a room card, Wang Bo took it, and then opened the door.
Looking at the large bulge on the bed, Wang Bo opened his mouth and said softly, "Is there anyone else sleeping under the quilt?"
Of course, no one answered him.
Lightly, he tiptoed to the side of the bed, identified the position of the pig's head, lifted the quilt, and revealed a chicken nest head, however, the sleeping person still did not react.
Wang Bo looked embarrassed, because the person he wanted to kiss was a man, "This kiss won't be mouth-to-mouth, right?"
The staff did not answer.
Wang Bo rolled his eyes, "You guys are too much!"
The staff couldn't help laughing, I really didn't say anything, everything is your own understanding!
Wang Bo bit his lip a few times to make the lipstick more even, and then went to the little pig's face, "mu~"
The sleeping little pig frowned, and slapped a hand on Wang Bo's head.
Wang Bo opened his mouth wide, looked at a lip print on the piggy's face, and then touched his head, "My good girl, I won't wake up yet!"
“Mua!”
In order to wake up the little pig, Wang Bo also saved face and used his strength.
The little pig was dazed, and always felt that something was not right, and when he opened his eyes, he saw an enlarged version of the ghost, and screamed, "Ahhh
A punch slammed into Wang Bo's purple mouth.
"Whoa!"
Wang Bo covered his mouth, "You are really ruthless!"
At this time, the little pig had also woken up, and then looked at the staff on the side, exhaled, just now I had a terrible thought in my heart, fortunately it was not true!
"He's awake, isn't his mission to the nest crooked?" (Is my mission complete?)" Wang Bo slurred his speech, he had just been punched, and his lips were knocked on his teeth, but it hurt.
The staff nodded.
"Piggy, you have a mission now!"
"What a task!" Piggy looked at the staff with a wary face, "It can't be that I want to kiss someone, right?"
Staff member:.....
"You need to use the three words wolf to wake up the person who has been caught by lot. "The staff gave the task. "What! Why am I a pro! Is he calling a wolf?" Wang Bo was not convinced, and his eyes widened angrily, "Are you kidding?"
"Life is full of twists and turns, there are always ups and downs. The staff replied.
Wang Bo: ......
The little pig took over the task, drew lots again, and opened the paper ball, "Sun Lei! The program team means that I am now a bland morning service, and when I wait for the next one, it will definitely be a particularly powerful one, and I will wake up early, otherwise I will not be innocent." ”
"What are you thinking?" Wang Bo raised his eyebrows, "Do you think you haven't been kissed by me?"
Piglet:???
"You go and look in the mirror. Wang Bo said with a little smugness.
Piggy ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror at the purple lip print...... Speechless for a while, no wonder he seemed to feel something strange at first!
I was about to wash it off, but the staff said it couldn't be washed.
Piggy sighed, "Can't you let us sleep properly?
Stepping forward, he walked towards Sun Lei's room.
Sun Lei's room is 4201, walked to the door, took the room card from the staff, and opened the door.
I saw Sun Lei, who was sleeping on all fours, wearing a vest on his upper body and a big pants on his lower body, "Whew~"
The little pig snickered, this sleep is really fragrant!
tiptoed to the side of the bed, then approached Sun Lei with his head, made a trumpet shape with his hands, put it in Sun Lei's ear, and shouted, "The wolf is coming, the wolf is coming, the wolf is coming!"
"Wolf?" Sun Lei woke up suddenly, jumped up, opened his eyes, his eyes were blindfolded, his hands opened his eyes and covered his body, and he said, "Where is the wolf? Where is the wolf?"
"Hahaha!" Piggy laughed, "No wolf, hahaha!"
At this moment, Sun Lei naturally knew that he was being rectified, exhaled, and then looked at the piggy's face, a big purple lip print, and then smiled, "You had an affair last night?"
"Do you mean Brother Bo?" Piggy looked at the sky speechlessly.
"Hahaha! I knew that the program team was really! The budget was tight, and he even had to call for the morning service!" Sun Lei immediately laughed, as for his predicament just now, he was also forgotten.
"This is back to my mission, right?" Sun Lei looked at the task card handed over and took it, "Please use the prepared props to wake up the next person who is caught by lot." ”
"The program team is so perverted, they played like this on the first day, and they weren't afraid that we would leave directly..... But I like it!" Sun Lei raised his eyebrows slightly, "What about the props, hurry up and present them..."
"Wang Lei?"
"You did it on purpose, right?"
Sun Lei smiled, "Okay, give me the room card!"
In front of this big brother, the staff obediently handed over the room card, walked out of the room, and was surprised to see Wang Bo wearing purple lipstick, "Are you poisoned?"
Wang Bo: ..... Ignore this indirect convulsioner.