It's a parallel world.

This is me ten years later.

A new type of talent in the 21st century with multi-functional functions of water delivery, takeaway, water and electricity maintenance, housekeeping, brick moving, iron, customer service, and restaurant service, commonly known as: "handyman", "temporary worker"

Lin Fan has a rather "luxurious" red triple ring on his mouth, unkempt non-mainstream hair, and a sparse black and shiny beard, which still can't hide his peerless handsome face.

A puff of smoke can purify the air, and even smog within a radius of 100 meters can be cured.

Temperamental.

In terms of appearance, Brother Sharp has gone to Siberia, not to mention Li Minhao, Wu Yifan, Li Xian, Xiao Zhan, Wang Yibo, these popular male stars, the distance between Mars is too short.

Height of 1.86 meters, eight-pack abs, 50 push-ups with one hand is not a problem at all.

Physique, endurance, and explosiveness are off the charts.

It's a pity...

"It's been ten years since I traveled to this world. ”

"I don't live as well as the dog series, that's who I am now. ”

"Why don't I have any gold fingers?,What about the system.。。 Isn't it true that all traversers have a system open? ”

"In the previous life, I was also middle-class, I went to an aristocratic college, I was picked up by a special car, and at worst, I was a Didi taxi. Why was he reborn in the eighteenth-tier countryside, dressed, sewn and mended, and served sweet potatoes with pickled radish. ”

...

When life has been at a low point and confusion, there will always be some complaints.

The bitterness and helplessness of reality are mixed.

Bell bell bell ...

Lin Fan's mobile phone rang.

At first glance, yes, it's my mother's.

"Hey, Mom, what's wrong!?Is there a shortage of money? I'll send you five hundred as soon as I get back." After answering the phone, Lin Fan said subconsciously.

Don't keep sending me money, there are still a few acres of land at home, two mountains, and you will grow whatever you want to eat. Miao Cuihua said with relief.

His own children are too filial, and their hearts are sweet.

"Oh, is there anything urgent? Daddy is playing cards again? Do you want me to go back and beat him? ”

Under normal circumstances, her mother is famous for saving, usually Lin Fan calls home to greet her, this time Miao Cuihua's call made Lin Fan think of Lin Dashan, the only father in the family who has a stinky problem.

"Okay! Since the last time you swollen his leg and stayed in the hospital for two weeks, you are very honest and only dare to go fishing and play chess. My call this time is to find you the girl next door.,You're almost 25 years old now.,Ben three.,In a few years, you'll be a thirty-year-old uncle.,It's not good to be single like this.。。。 ”

When the words came to the point, Miao Cuihua gushed a lot.

"Mom! I'm still young, it's time to struggle, and when my career improves, I will definitely find you a gentle and generous girlfriend like you. Lin Fan took the last puff of his cigarette, stepped on the ground, glanced at the only four-digit bank card in his pocket, and prevaricated.

"Nonsense! Son, I don't know you yet! You said this sentence from seven years ago to now, my mother can't wait now, no matter how you say it, you have to meet me first, don't you? "Miao Cuihua does not give up, her son's filial piety is filial piety, but when it comes to herself, she is as strong as a donkey.

"It's okay to see it, but I'm in the demon capital now, and it's 108,000 miles back to my hometown."

"You don't have to come back! Son! That girl's name is Lan Qiwei! I've seen the photos, the beautiful embryo of the water. I heard that I am an anchor in a large company in the demon capital, and I plan to be a star in the future. If you meet each other's eyes, I have a celebrity daughter-in-law. Not to mention how face-saving it is. ”

"Anchor?" Hearing this, Lin Fan subconsciously frowned.

"That's right, I'll ask your dad to send you an address, I've already agreed to meet at three o'clock in the afternoon. Son, remember to go on time and make a good impression on the girl. My son is so good, I think this must be done. ”

"Mom. ”

Lin Fan wanted to speak and stopped, and after thinking for a while, he sighed slightly, and responded: "I know! Mom! Don't worry! I will be on time." ”

"That's good! Come on, son!" Miao Cuihua hung up the phone.

Lin Fan looked at the phone in his hand, in fact, what he wanted to say just now was that few girls who were generally anchors were clean, at least they were very picky and mean.

As for whether there is a weekly "secret meeting" hotel event, it is another matter.

"Forget it! The waiter in the western restaurant should be able to catch up after noon. ”

Lin Fan put on a T-shirt, jeans, and canvas shoes, and immediately rushed from the ten-meter rental house to work as a temporary worker.

。。。。

Three o'clock in the afternoon.

Starbucks, No. 888 Wangfujing Street, Demon Capital.

Lin Fan frowned.

He came in a hurry.

But according to Master Didi, this Starbucks in the most luxurious area of the demon capital is the top, and the consumption is at least more than 500.

So Lin Fan's mood had sunk by more than half at this time.

I already have a premonition of what the so-called anchor will look like when I wait for it.

The little interest that was left was dissipated, and I was going to leave directly, but in order not to be rude, I walked into the store with a normal heart.

After walking in, Lin Fan found that the decoration inside was indeed high-end, simple and generous.

Starbucks was originally a notoriously mecca for couples, and it was seen everywhere in pairs.

Lin Fan searched as he walked.

Finally, I saw a bewitching girl wearing a bewitching girl in a corner designated position, with off-the-shoulder suspender pink underwear-like ultra-short T-shirt, underneath it with sky blue jeans as short as a white rabbit's tail, and ten centimeters of high-heeled red shoes on her feet.

A4 waist, white flowers and tender buttocks.

The body is indeed a little hot.

Anchor attire as standard.

It's just that the heavy makeup on the face has lowered a lot of grades, especially the awl face, which is sharper than the melon seed face, and the chin is so sharp that it makes people a little headache.

Lin Fan's aesthetic score is at most seventy points.

At this time!

Lan Qiwei kept coaxing a group of left-handed instant noodles and right-hand rheumatoid wipes in her live broadcast room, and sent 90% of the otaku Diao Si with a salary of cat coins to send rockets, Buddha jumping over the wall, and all kinds of sends.

"Hello!Are you Lan Qiwei!?" Lin Fan stepped forward and asked.

"yes. You are.. ”

Seeing that there were a lot more gifts in the live broadcast room than before, Lan Qiwei was in a good mood, but when she saw Lin Fan, her face instantly cooled.

"My name is Lin Fan! I'm sorry, but I'm a little late because I have a lot of work at noon today. Lin Fan looked at the time, and it was fifteen seconds late.

"You know you're late, I hate late arrivals, but for the sake of how handsome you look, you can just pay for these things I ordered. ”

Seeing Lin Fan's outfit that was no more than a hundred yuan, Lan Qiwei's tone became domineering.

Ten seconds is considered late!?

All right!

So be it!

But what does it mean for you to look like I'm the queen?

And..

One person ordered four or five people's dim sum portions, at least more than a thousand yuan.

What do you mean?

Lin Fan's mood was extremely bad, and he planned to leave after a few casual chats.

"Yes!Miss Lin!How long have you been here in the demon capital?Are you still used to it?" Lin Fan sat down, and in order to make the atmosphere less embarrassing, he opened his mouth to chat about family life.

"How long have I been in the demon capital, what does it matter to you?

Lan Qiwei originally wanted to do a live broadcast program with blind date as the content, but after seeing Lin Fan's clothes and estimating Lin Fan's social status, she was so excited that she turned off the live broadcast and opened WeChat to chat with the sisters in the group.

opened his mouth and scolded Lin Fan.

Lin Fan sneered and stopped talking.

As a man, he is very principled.

Others respect him for a foot, and he respects others for a foot.

If others give him a bad temper, he will be a hundred times more stinky than others.

If it weren't for Lan Qiwei's relatives at home, or his mother's blind date, it is estimated that he would have flipped the table and left now.

Three minutes later—

"Are you dumb? Don't you talk anything? Are you here for a blind date? Lan Qiwei saw that Lin Fan didn't speak, so she said angrily.

"I'm honest!I can't speak!" Lin Fan took out his mobile phone and clicked on QQ to read, read the novels on his bookshelf, and responded indifferently.

"What kind of attitude do you have, do you know that there are more people chasing me?" Lan Qiwei said unhappily.

Hum!

Those who chase you are brain-dead, worth showing off?

"Oh!really!?" Lin Fan really didn't want to say anything more, so he said sarcastically.

Lan Qiwei was so angry by Lin Fan's attitude that her liver ached, and when she was usually doing live broadcasts, a group of Diao Sitian dogs knelt and added, Lan Qiwei floated on it, and became the so-called 'goddess', when had she ever been so angry.

Especially a low-level social person like Lin Fan.

"Sisters, I met a super Diao Si on a blind date show today, and I didn't give me a face all the time. The old lady is so angry that her liver hurts, what should I do?" Seeing that Lin Fan's attitude was as hard as a stone, Lan Qiwei complained in her group of girlfriends.

"What!?Qi Wei!Then what are you waiting for!Mock back!"

"Second sister is right! Fourth sister! This kind of person should say all your requirements, you are so noble, you can't tolerate this kind of indifference to you. ”

"Huh. . . Lan Qiwei! You're like that! I asked you to follow me to fish for Kaizi, but you didn't want to, see no, this is a diamond as big as a goose egg that my third boyfriend gave me, and you, one of the three major school flowers, couldn't be as mixed as me. Tut-tut. ”

"Fifth sister! Okay! I know you've always been at odds with the fourth sister, and now isn't the time to mock. ”

Seeing the selfie ring issued by the fifth sister in the group, Lan Qiwei was in a worse mood.

For a long time, Lan Qiwei and the fifth sister Ruoxin'er have been both plastic sisters and competitors, no one looks down on anyone, and wants to show more than 100,000 rings on their hands in others, which is a lot of heart.

Lan Qiwei was in a worse mood, and she looked at Lin Fan who was sitting opposite her more and more viciously.

"Oooh. Ahhh Fourth sister, you go back first! If it doesn't work, I'll let you. Yes.. I asked my boyfriend to teach him a lesson. ”

"Big sister, can you not talk while exercising with your boyfriend, and you won't be ashamed. ”

"What do you know! Do more sports, the more attractive we women are, and besides, my boyfriend said, do this time, and give me an LV bag. ”

"Buy it again, big sister! This Kaizi of yours is quite rich! When will you introduce it to me?" ”

"I want to do exercises together, I have good physical strength, and I can't pant for breath after 50 squats. ”

...

Confused by the sisters in the group, coupled with the jealousy of the fifth sister Ruo Xin'er, Lan Qiwei looked at Qin Fan with a very indifferent face, and said loudly:

"What do you do?"

Here we go.

Lan Qiwei launched an attack on Lin Fan.

"All-round mechanic!"

"All-round mechanic!?hehe! Handyman is handyman!? Do you think I don't know what it means? I'm a well-informed anchor. ”

"Okay! I heard from the third aunt that you have been out of the demon for seven years. Have you ever bought a house in the demon capital? My requirements are not high, at least I have to have a house, 120 square meters, and I also accept the house in the fourth ring, 231 square meters, which is about 2.8 million yuan. Do you have that?"

"Not to mention the Fourth Ring, I don't have any houses in the Seventh Ring. ”

"You don't have a house, then you should have a car, right!?It's not too demanding! Maybach S-class is fine!"

"The car? I'm using a battery car! ”

"You, you, you. So how much is your salary? I'll see if there's any potential? If you have 20,000 a month, I'll consider dealing with you. ”

"No, the salary is three thousand three! Okay!? I think it's almost enough to talk about it!"

Lin Fan didn't give Lan Qiwei a chance to continue pretending to be difficult, and casually flipped through the thousands of books on the shelves.

I accidentally clicked on one of the novel books of the Shenhao system.

It is also a plot that stays on a blind date.

It is also the key to pretending to be a slap in the face.

At this time!

It's really the right time.

At that time, Lin Fan was poisoned by the content of the book and retreated.

At first, he thought that there could be such a strange blind date and face-slapping plot in reality, it was simply funny, and after being poisoned to the point of retreat, he has been abandoned on the bookshelf of QQ reading.

Now, Lin Fan couldn't help but laugh at himself.

The world is so big that there are no surprises.

There are really strange gold worshippers like Lan Qiwei.

Art really comes from life.

"Ding! Brainless Shuangwen system activation. ”

"Ding! binding is successful! The host, please don't take your brain to read the Shenhao text of this blind date plot, after reading, that is, the sign-in is completed, and the corresponding rewards will be obtained. ”

......

This, this, this...

Lin Fan was stunned.

Ecstasy ensued.

Really!

The system is never late.

The systematic texts I read over the years don't deceive me.

Immediately, Lin Fan endured the poison and died, and continued to read the QQ reading on his hand and turned the Shenhao poison text.

After a quick two-minute browsing, the Shenhao system slapped the face.

"Ding! The reading situation is slapping the face, the plot is over, the sign-in is successful, and Shenhao is added, and he gets 45% of Starbucks' shares, a convertible version of the Bugatti Airlines, and 500 million Chinese dollars. ”

......

The sound of the system just fell.

The general manager of this Starbucks walked towards Lin Fan with a group of people...