Chapter 329: Laughing to the end is laughing
"Bu Fan, you can't talk and don't count, you are a person who believes in your word, and your fans are watching!" said Sun Lei and pointed to the camera.
"Yes, of course I'm a man of my word, but what I said is, if I take it all, I'll share it, but the problem is, I didn't take it all, I left something behind. ”
"How is it possible, there is nothing here!" Huang Xun said loudly.
"Hehe, then I don't know, I'm a good person, how could I take away all your rations from my brother, and with so many things, I can't fit this little schoolbag!"
His backpack is indeed not big, and it is not a travel bag, but a fanny pack that he usually uses to decorate his wallet and mobile phone.
Hearing Bu Fan say this, it seems that this is really the case, Bu Fan's bag really can't put so many things, they didn't take this into account because they were too anxious before.
Thinking of this, the goal of the three people turned to the other two, because they are not stupid, and if Bu Fan can think of it, they will definitely be able to think of it.
"Teacher Wang, did you take it?"
"No!" Wang Lei spread his hands and said: "I have these two small pockets on my body, if I take them, where will I put them?"
"No, Mr. Wang, your IQ, you didn't take the things away, you came in behind Bufan, I don't believe it..."Huang Xun looked at Wang Lei with a look of disbelief.
"Are you hiding somewhere?"
"Hehe, the wise man must have a mistake, I really didn't expect the program team to put so much food, I just looked at the first layer, and I didn't look for it again without me!"
As he spoke, he also glanced at Bu Fan, because it was Bu Fan who took all the things on that layer.
Bu Fan didn't say anything but shrugged his shoulders, this is not something he can control, Bu Fan will not have any pressure, just like the slogan shouts: This is life.
"Teacher Wang, it seems that there are times when you miscalculate!" Wang Bo, who had been watching the play next to him at this time, said with a smile, and then opened a cabinet in front of him.
"Brother Bo, it turned out to be a good thing you did!" Seeing a cabinet full of inside, Huang Xun and the others immediately understood.
Although the program team said that it was food for six people, the amount was still quite large, and Bu Fan took less than one-third.
The reason why Bu Fan didn't take it all away, and the reason why he didn't hide it is actually very simple, one of the points is that he has pit his brothers too many times, Bu Fan is a little too much, and besides, Feng Shui takes turns, and Bu Fan doesn't want to be too ruthless.
Besides, there are too many bad things to do, and Bu Fan is a little afraid to walk at night now.
But in fact, the most important thing is because Bu Fan thought of it, Wang Lei and Wang Bo, two treacherous and cunning people, will also think that he actually wants the two of them to help him carry the black pot together, so that there is also a person who can attract firepower.
Now it seems that this plan is perfect, Bu Fan smiled secretly in his heart, but he still looked at all this expressionlessly.
"Yes, what can you do with me, you are so stupid, you left me such a good place, only I can get to this place now, if you want to come, you will have to give money if you step on my territory, I want to think about it..."
Saying that, Wang Bo held his chin in his hand, as if he was really thinking about the problem.
"I think it's fine to have twenty gold coins, if you want to come here, then give me twenty gold coins when you step on a piece of my territory, or give me two of your territory!"
"Xiaobo, you're too ruthless!" Sun Lei looked at Wang Bo and said, he felt that today was his unlucky day, and he was pitted by five people in the morning, mainly Bu Fan.
It's not bad now, and I even won just now, but I didn't expect it to be a bad move.
"Bu Fan, why don't we discuss, I'll cook it for you, and then we'll eat it together, you see how it is, you don't have anything to cook now, is it good for us to cooperate!" Wang Bo's price was too pit, and Huang Xun decided to break through with Fan at the same time.
"I can eat it raw, this is instant noodles, if you don't give it to me after you cook it, Brother Xun, then I won't die at a loss, why should I believe you!"
"Have I ever cheated you?Bu Fan, think about how long it has been, have I ever cheated you?" Huang Xun looked at Bu Fan and said sincerely.
"If you want it, buy it, just because you didn't have it before doesn't mean you won't have it in the future!"
"And how much do you want?"
"Bufan, our price is the same, you know!" Wang Bo said at this time.
"Why do you want to have the same price as you, you think that Bu Fan is a black-hearted businessman like you, but Bu Fan is our good brother. After saying a word to Wang Bo, Sun Lei also turned his head to look at Bu Fan and said:
"That's right, Bufan, we're good brothers!"
"Yes, of course we are good brothers, and the six of us are all good brothers, right?" Bu Fan asked rhetorically.
The little pig hesitated for a moment and sensed that there was a trap, but when he wanted to stop Sun Lei, it was too late, Sun Lei said: "Of course, we are all good brothers!"
"Brother Lei, this is what you said, we are all good brothers, then Brother Bo can sell you for a high price, I can't, you are treating you differently, Brother Lei, you don't treat me as a brother, right?"
"No, you're ....." Sun Lei looked at Bu Fan and didn't know what to say, as if it was his fault now.
"Haha, Bu Fan deserves to be a .....," Huang Lei said with a shake of his head.
"Brother Lei, do you say that I am wrong, since you treat me as a brother, should you let me and Brother Bo adjust the price to the same. ”
"This, it seems to be..."Sun Lei was just about to say "It doesn't seem to be wrong" when he was covered by the little pig.
If he really said this, it would be even more unfavorable to them, but Sun Lei was stunned by Bu Fan, and he hadn't found out what the problem was.
"Bu Fan, you are really a thief, you are here to exchange concepts with me, Brother Lei means, since you treat us as brothers, then you should give us a preferential price!"
"That's right, that's what I meant!" Sun Lei nodded hurriedly.
"Then you just don't treat Brother Bo as a brother, don't you let Brother Bo have no business to do? Besides, you have pressed the price like this, and it is not cost-effective to do so, you have to think about me, right?" Bu Fan said with a smile.
"No!" Sun Lei just wanted to refute, but after he said these two words, Bu Fan immediately said:
"No, Brother Lei, I really misjudged you, I have always treated you as my good brother, I didn't expect you to say this, Brother Lei, you say, how can I compensate for this mental loss?"
"Shall I give you all my possessions?"
"Of course!" Bu Fan said with a slight smile.
"Bu Fan didn't expect your mouth to be so useful, I won't argue with you, say how much price do you want?"
"Brother Lei, we have to make it clear, this problem is very serious, like you said, this is what the audience across the country is watching, if you don't make it clear, you will lose fans!" said Bu Fan and pointed to the camera.
"But you tell me about this brotherhood first, this is not my problem, Brother Lei, you are the eldest brother, you are the eldest brother, this is not unreasonable. ”
"This ancient, Xiucai met a soldier, that is reasonable and can't be explained! Now it seems that this sentence is still a bit problematic, Sun Lei, a hooligan, met Bu Fan, Xiucai, and the result is that Sun Lei has nothing to say!"
Huang Xun said with a smile on the side.
"Okay, I'll hand over all my talent and property to you, that's it, if you want it, take it all, if you can't bear it, but I know you can't bear it!"
“......”
Bu Fan decided not to grind with Comrade Sun Lei, and now they have a request for themselves anyway, Bu Fan took out an instant noodle and opened it directly, and ate it raw.
"Bu Fan, can't we talk about it?" Although Sun Lei was defeated, he still had to continue talking, after all, no one wanted to go hungry.
"Oh, Brother Xun, why are you willing to take out the money to buy food!"
Bu Fan asked in surprise, but the tone was a little strange, Bu Fan didn't believe that Huang Xun would be willing to take out the money, this had been verified in the morning.
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