Chapter 312: Marriage, It's Absolutely Impossible?!
Does Santa Claus really exist?"
"This is a time when people are prone to doubt everything, and they are deeply influenced by the times. They don't believe it unless they see it with their own eyes, and if they don't understand it, it doesn't exist!"
"Yes, children, Santa Claus does exist, he exists, just as we believe that love, kindness, and faithfulness exist, how boring the world would be without Santa Claus!
If there is no more childish faith, no poetry, no romance, no joy in the world, life will become intolerable, and the light that children bring to the world will be extinguished.
Let's talk about the images that we have received from some enthusiastic viewers of 'Santa Claus' delivering gifts to children in Dunsford Villageββ"
Looking at the news screen on the TV, Arthur, who was gathering around and drinking afternoon tea, Eddie and Edmund looked at each other and smiled, and Paul, the butler standing on the side, also showed a relieved smile on his face.
"You've achieved your goal!" Eddie said, raising an eyebrow at Arthur.
"Huh. Arthur reclined on the recliner and smiled noncommittally, looking at the picture being played on the TV, in the heavy snow, a Christmas carriage pulled by a horse with a reindeer antler headdress, surrounded by a group of children happily, three Santa Claus dressed in Santa Claus costumes were distributing gifts, and there were many adults standing not far away, with bright smiles on their faces.
From time to time, other children run out of the house and rush happily to the Christmas carriage, and anyone who sees these images will feel a kind of warmth.
βγγγ According to our phone interview, the three Santa Claus said that they will come back next year, and it is said that he will make a list of Christmas gifts for next year based on the letters from his parents, and Santa Claus said that he will not give Christmas gifts to naughty children. β
The news host mischievously squeezed the eyes of all the audience in front of the TV, and some turned their heads to look at the guests next to them and asked with a smile: "Professor Linda, what do you think of this Santa Claus promise?"
"Hehe, fortunately, Santa Claus only promised children in one place, otherwise he probably wouldn't have been able to fulfill his promise, because assuming Santa Claus didn't have a definite faith, he would need to deliver Christmas gifts to about 378 million children in a very short period of time. The professor named Linda said with a bright sweet smile on his face.
"Oh, why do you say that?"
"Because according to my calculations, in addition to making a list, Santa Claus may also write down some formulas and equations that will be used to deal with various laws of physics when delivering gifts on Christmas Eve. Of course, Santa Claus can't deal with the laws of science the same way we do, but he has to be careful.
Due to the rotation of the Earth, assuming he flies from east to west, he has 31 hours to deliver gifts instead of 24 hours. Assuming an average of 3.5 children per household, Santa Claus would visit 91.8 million households. In other words, he visits 822.6 homes per second, and spends about a thousandth of a second delivering gifts to each family.
To accomplish this task, Santa's sleigh needs to travel about 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound and 0.35 percent of the speed of light. At this rate, Santa Claus will feel the effects of the relativistic description, especially the time dilation, which causes him to age at a much slower rate than we on Earth, which may explain why he is able to deliver gifts to children every Christmasγγγγγγ β
"Poofβ"
Watching the scientist guest on the TV talking about various assumptions and data, the three Arthurs in front of the TV couldn't help laughing, and Arthur shook his head and smiled bitterly with a crying expression.
βγγγ And in order for all the children to receive gifts, 3,000 people would need to work 8 hours a day for an entire year to make enough gifts. Now, hopefully, he will take seriously the challenges that the laws of science pose to his journey. β
"Hahaha, that's funny. Eddie laughed at Arthur playfully.
"Well, thank you Professor Linda for analyzing how powerful Santa Claus is from a very scientific point of view, hehe, fortunately, there is not only one Santa Claus in the world.
So now, it's time to unravel the mystery and let's see what this Santa Claus really is!
On the TV screen, photos of Arthur, Eddie and Edmund appeared, and Arthur all chuckled at this time, listening to the news host's introduction and praise of the three of them, and a sense of pride and relief arose.
"As for the Christmas dinner at Sandringham Palace in Norfolk, Eddie, you prepare and accompany me when the time comes, and Edmund, you will come with us to Norfolk. Arthur picked up a cup of black tea, took two sips, and said to Eddie and Edmund.
"Eddie is with you at the dinner, what am I going to do?" Edmund asked with a slight frown, a little reluctant.
"Idiot, of course it's to show you people who can help you, you don't really just want to be a scholar, do you?" Arthur gave Edmund an angry look and continued to explain.
"The banquet on that day will gather the most important nobles and members of the whole country, and due to the number of invitations, I can only bring Eddie to it, which also marks the return of our Boleyn family to the mainstream of the aristocracy, I believe that there will be many people who want to get to know us, and we can meet many people.
Fame and strength are what those people value, and I also believe that there will be many people who can help you, and for those people, your future is just a phone call from them.
I brought you there just to get along with these people!"
Hearing Arthur's words, Edmund nodded with a serious expression, looked at Arthur, and said gratefully, "Thank you, Arthur." β
"Call brother!" Arthur said with a smile on his lips, while Edmund rolled his eyes and gestured his middle finger at Arthur.
"Arthur, I warn you, I can accompany you to the dinner party, but you don't want to interfere with my life and life!" Eddie's face became very ugly, and his voice was a little cold warning as if thinking of something.
"Ha-" Arthur pursed his lips and said disdainfully, "I don't understand what you mean." β
"Huh. Eddie stood up suddenly, looked at Arthur with a sneer on his face, and said with a slight mockery: "If you don't understand, then I'll warn you directly, if you want to revitalize the Bolin family, it's no problem." But don't beat my mind!"
Arthur sneered and waved his hand: "Hehe, you can really relate, you think too much." β
"Hehe, whether I think too much or not, it's best if you don't have this kind of thought, if you have this kind of thought, I also advise you, die like that kind of thought, I will never become a victim of the family marriage!" Eddie crossed his arms and looked at Arthur with a condescending sneer.
"Ahem. Eddie, you think too much... Edmund on the side said with a stunned smile.
"Hehe, thinking too much?" Eddie looked at Edmund and asked, then at Arthur, who had been shaking his head and laughing, and continued: "He has changed so much in the past six months, I can't guess what he thinks now, it's like a different person."
If it was in the past, do you think he would go to the kind of banquet where he wears a mask and talks and laughs with those old antiques and officials? No, but now... I can't guarantee that he won't become a stranger in the future.
Whether I think too much or not, I don't want you to interfere in my life and life one day, let alone let me marry for the sake of my family and for your interests!"
Eddie's abrupt outburst, as well as what he said, made Edmond's gaze at Arthur become puzzled, and Arthur was even more helpless to cry and laugh, and reassured: "You can really rest assured, no one will sacrifice your happiness and let you get married, what age is this, besides, you really think you are very sought-after... β
"Die!" Eddie stepped forward in annoyance when he heard Arthur's words, kicked Arthur, and left the hall arrogantly.
"Arthur, you're not going to do that, are you?" Edmund asked, looking at Eddie's vanishing back with some uncertainty, as he looked at Arthur suspiciously.
Arthur rolled his eyes and said with a helpless wry smile: "No, she really thinks too much, she is too insensitive, with my current achievements, there is no need for those methods to revive the Bolin family." β
"Hehe, that's good, in fact, even if you really have the idea of marriage, it's no problem, you can consider me, I'm willing to marry other families for the family, of course, the other party had better be a beauty... β
The corners of Arthur's mouth twitched, his head full of black lines, and he raised his middle finger very gentlemanly.