399 Why are you so vulnerable?
The audience was amused by the fat brother's words, and they could finally see the live version of the fat brother's scare.
But the most excited is probably the host of the poetry conference program, he loves poetry, but this crowd of people, who doesn't have a utilitarian heart? If he has the resources and connections to host those popular programs, who would be willing to accompany a few bad old men to chant poetry here.
But Zhou was surprised by his show, and he bluntly said that he wanted to draw a comparison with these judges, isn't this traffic soaring upward?
"Hurry up, hurry up, borrow two sets of high-definition cameras again, and grab them!
The host quietly moved to the side of the stage and whispered to his colleagues in the program team.
I'm going to be on fire!
Several judges on the stage, except for Deng Jiumei who looked at the fat brother with interest, the other three were as embarrassed as they were, and they collected money every day to scold people on the Internet, but they were blocked by the main owner, Mu Junhao and Wen Yue still had to nod their faces, and they were so weak that they didn't dare to look at the fat brother, but Bao Zhiguo also replied with a fearless face:
"Young people are competitive, and the purpose of learning is not to compete with others, but to inspire wisdom, make you progress, and let you have a clear understanding of the world and yourself......"
"Don't beep, you just say dare to compare!"
The fat brother unceremoniously interrupted this goods, today Lao Tzu doesn't tear off your old face and throw it on the ground and step on it, I won't be surnamed Zhou!
"Yes!
"Don't be cowardly!"
"Isn't it a happy scolding on the Internet, I am here, Teacher Bao, you can continue!"
A group of viewers at the bottom who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement followed suit.
The corners of Bao Zhiguo's mouth twitched when he heard this: "Okay, if you want to compare, then I will fulfill you, let's go according to the program process, which can also increase the enjoyment of the program, and everyone is happy." ”
Bao Zhiguo said it soundingly, but the real reason is only known to the program team and several of their judges.
The third part of the show is that the contestants learn from the judges and learn from each other, in fact, the content of the competition has long been set, and the judges' response has long been prepared, and the real purpose of the third link is just to let the judges crush the contestants and show off their "knowledge", so that the audience can feel that these judges do have a few brushes.
This is also the only way Bao Zhiguo can think of at the moment to grasp a little bigger, although he feels that the odds of winning are not great, but at least it should not be so ugly to lose.
"Next, let's enter the next link, with snow as the theme, interconnected sentences, limited to four rhymes, and connected verses with each other, please start first!"
Of course, the host knew that the cat in it was tired, and he wanted to see Zhou Ran slap the face of these judges in the show, but if Zhou Ran was slapped in the face, wouldn't the ratings be higher? So he chose to pretend to be deaf and dumb by Bao Zhiguo.
Bao Zhiguo was full of confidence, pretending to be a little silent: "Six good years!"
The fat brother smiled disdainfully when he heard this, pediatrics, and picked it up without thinking about it: "Pride pan wine." ”
"Whoever shares the salt!"
Bao Zhiguo saw that the fat brother was so fast, so he also sped up in order not to fall behind.
"Yongsu is at the right time. ”
The fat brother has studied for a long time before, and his understanding of these poems in his previous life is probably limited to crooked poems such as "Goose Goose Goose Song to the Sky" and "Two pairs of shoes on the bright moonlight in front of the bed", why does his golden finger even include things like poetry, and finally can only come to a conclusion that he thinks is far-fetched: they are all cultural and entertainment works......
"The jade drama is skillful. ”
"The world is strange in silver. ”
"Feifei is like jade. ”
"It's like a finger. ”
The speed of the two couplets is getting faster and faster, and the fat brother is still relaxed, but Bao Zhiguo's forehead is already covered with fine sweat.
They never thought that this kind of fast-paced couplet would be matched by contestants, so a few people couldn't make up a total of five sentences, and his inventory would be gone in another round.
"The lonely mountain is strong. ”
"Far enough to be late. ”
As soon as Bao Zhiguo finished speaking, the fat brother immediately picked it up, and then looked at Bao Zhiguo for a long time.
The couplet poem between the two made the audience addicted, but just when they were watching it, Bao Zhiguo suddenly stopped moving.
The audience was silent, and everyone was staring at Teacher Bao Zhiguo, who was constantly wiping the sweat on his head.
"Go on. ”
The fat brother urged.
"What's that, let me think, uh......"
Half a minute passed, a minute passed, and some impatient viewers began to whisper, Bao Zhiguo became even more nervous, the huge pressure made his mind blank, and the only thing his brain could remember was scolding Zhou......
The audience began to boo below, and Mr. Bao Zhiguo was already thinking that it would be a good choice to find a seclusion in the mountains and old forests for the rest of his life.
"Can't think of it, I still have it here!"
"The poet whipped over, and the fisherman restrained the fish. The red claw is now left behind, and the rainbow waist is suspicious. Lan Guan added old thoughts, and Yuyu composed new poems. The pong invades the plum rui, and the window presses the bamboo branches. ”
Every time the fat brother said a word, Bao Zhiguo's face became ugly, and the audience seemed to be able to hear the slaps on Bao Zhiguo's face one by one, and the slapping was loud.
"What about the others, is there anything else you would like to add?"
The fat brother looked at Mu Junhao and Wen Yue, and the two hurriedly waved their hands, saying that they were not good at joint poems, which was Teacher Bao's strength......
Heh, it's easier for this teammate to sell than it is to sell a cabbage in the vegetable market.
Seeing that Bao Zhiguo was still silent, the fat brother didn't care so much, and he taught him a lesson when he looked at him condescendingly.
"At your level, you still dare to guide others to publish books?"
"I will show the lower limit of my IQ to the people of the whole country clearly, what do you say you want to participate in this show?"
"The IQ is not high, and I am still the best at learning, and I don't do business every day, so I know that I am beeping blindly on the Internet, do you know why I don't spit on you?
"Relying on the support of the Animal Protection Society, you are unscrupulous, aren't you?"
"And tell me that it is wise to read?
The fat brother said one sentence after another, and saw Bao Zhiguo's face turn from black to red, and from red to white, pointing at the fat brother who didn't say anything for a long time.
"Don't talk to me, I'm clean!"
The fat brother said with a disgusted expression.
The fat brother didn't seem to be over yet, and just as he wanted to continue, he heard Bao Zhiguo's scream of "ah", and then saw him fall down holding his heart.
The fat brother was stunned for a moment, what do you mean, this is, is it still acted?
The whole audience was also stunned by Bao Zhiguo's play, and the medical staff of the TV station soon arrived, and when they saw it, they had a cerebral infarction!
Then he beckoned the staff to carry the unconscious Bao Zhiguo to the hospital, leaving everyone at the scene to look at each other, Mu Junhao and Wen Yue were even more angry, for fear that Zhou would point the finger at himself again, you must know that they are about the same age as Bao Zhiguo, and they are both typical three-high patients, thinking that if they are scolded by Zhou Otherwise, it is estimated that the ambulance will have to run.
"And who else ...... that"
As soon as the fat brother opened his mouth, Wen Yue on the stage was frightened, and hurriedly poured beans into a bamboo tube and confessed: "This is really none of my business, scolding you on the Internet is also us who received Bao Zhiguo's money, including this poetry conference, the two of us also received him 100,000 yuan to help him cheat, he wants to praise his niece to win the championship, we really don't know anything else, let us go!"
As soon as Wen Yue's voice fell, the audience was in an uproar!
The fat guy was stunned, why am I so scary?
I just want to ask the host when the promised 100,000 yuan bonus will be issued!