Chapter Twenty-Three: The Straight Man of Steel
Lin Guo'er, who was extremely excited, put aside it for the time being, after thinking about it for a while, Lin Moying still couldn't think of any good way to arrange everyone, and finally could only turn his head and ask Zhang Qing's opinion.
Although his performance in dealing with the wolves just now was very unbearable, as the only "adult" in the audience, Zhang Qing was still trustworthy.
After looking around, Zhang Qing soon gave a plan, and said: "Now that it is dark, it is too dangerous to walk back to the camp, and it is very likely to get lost in this mountain forest...... Find a place to camp, spend the night first, and find a way back to the camp tomorrow. ”
"What, to spend the night in this place?"
"How do you spend the night in this barren mountain?"
"Is this going to be another pack of wolves or some other beast?"
"I was bitten by a wolf just now, I have to go to the rabies vaccine immediately, otherwise I ......"
"I don't want to stay in this place anyway, call the police and ask them to send someone, preferably a helicopter to pick us up. ”
Hearing that Zhang Qing planned to spend the night here, everyone instantly wailed, and they were reluctant to stay in this barren mountain and wild place for the night.
Hearing this, Zhang Qing was unmoved, and said in a cold voice: "Do you think it's safe to stay here, or run around in the mountains in the dark, and ask the police to send helicopters, what's the use of you sending helicopters at this time in this environment, besides, you little rabbit cubs, but you have a little injury, do you want to make the city full of wind and rain?"
Although he was deflated again and again in front of Zhongli, for these students, Zhang Qing, an elder, was still very majestic, and he quickly calmed down the reluctant crowd.
Seeing this, Lin Moying also agreed, and said, "Okay, just spend the night here, and find a way to go back to the camp tomorrow, everyone hold on." ”
"Okay!"
"That's all there is to it. ”
"Ah Xiang is not afraid, I will stay by your side, and there will be absolutely nothing wrong at night. ”
“......”
So far, everyone can only accept the reality and prepare to spend the night in this mountain.
Seeing this, Zhongli didn't say much, carried the body of the wolf king on his shoulder, turned around and walked towards the camp he had already set up, he didn't want to stay with these people for a night.
"Master, where are you going?"
Seeing that Zhongli was leaving, Lin Guo'er hurriedly came over, and Lin Moying on the side also quietly turned his gaze.
Facing Lin Guo'er's inquiry, Zhongli hesitated for a while, and finally said, "Go back to the camp." ”
"Camp?"
Lin Guo'er tilted her head and thought for a while, and then asked excitedly: "Master, you are also here to camp, where is your camp, it shouldn't be very far from here, right?"
Hearing this, everyone also looked over, with a bit of eagerness in their eyes, as if they hoped that Zhongli had come from a camp not far away, as Lin Guo'er had guessed, so that they wouldn't have to spend a long night in this barren mountain range.
"Camping, sort of. ”
Zhongli nodded and said, "But my camp is not a camping area, it's not much different from here. ”
"So?"
Hearing this, Lin Guo'er was also a little disappointed, but this disappointment was quickly thrown aside by her, and continued: "Then Master, can you let me go too?"
“......”
Zhongli frowned, as if he was thinking about something.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Lin Guo'er instantly put on a tearful look, and said pitifully, "Isn't it?"
Zhongli: "......"
"I'll go, what are you thinking, anchor, such a cute girl is begging you!"
"Brother anchor, don't be deceived by this little goblin, she is pretending, there is a tent in your camp, where did she go where you sleep, she has bad intentions!"
"The girl is so cute, you can agree to the anchor. ”
"People are your fans, you can't keep her still in the deep mountains and old forests. ”
"Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties sent a hundred big dragon balls - anchor, you have to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade!"
"The windy man got into a small dragon boat - you're gone. ”
“......”
Lin Guoer's attack did not knock down Zhongli, but it successfully knocked down the audience in the live broadcast room, and they fell to her camp one after another.
Seeing this, Zhongli was also helpless, and said, "Okay!"
"Yay!"
Seeing that Zhongli agreed to herself, Lin Guo'er instantly cheered, turned to look at Lin Moying, who was still in a daze, and shouted, "Cousin, come quickly!"
"But this ......"
Hearing this, Lin Moying was in a dilemma, looked at Zhongli, and then looked at everyone, not knowing what to do for a while.
"Hey......"
Zhongli, who knew her temperament, shook his head helplessly, and said, "Let's go together, this place is not safe, the smell of blood will attract other beasts." ”
Hearing this, Lin Moying nodded to Zhongli very gratefully, and then said to everyone: "Everyone stand up, help the students with impaired mobility, let's leave this place quickly." ”
In fact, there is no need for Lin Moying to say that when they heard that the smell of blood might attract other beasts, these guys who were still humming on the ground immediately stood up, eager to teleport away from this ghost place directly.
Seeing this, Zhongli didn't say much, carrying the body of the wolf king, and walked directly to the camp that had been arranged before, Lin Moying helped Lin Guo'er, who was a little inconvenient to move, to follow behind, Zhang Qing led the others to follow closely, not daring to relax at all.
Obviously, they also knew that in this dangerous mountain forest, only by following Zhongli could they ensure their safety.
The speed at which everyone was marching could not be compared to the speed at which Zhongli had been running before, and after walking for nearly half an hour, Zhongli led everyone back to his camp.
This half-hour journey was nothing to Zhongli, but for Lin Moying and the others, it was a little difficult, not to mention Lin Guo'er, who had lost her foot, when she arrived at the camp, she was already panting, sweating, like a little donkey who did not bear a load.
But this is fine, at least no one will come to harass Zhongli again, put the body of the wolf king next to the stream, and then jump directly into the stream to wash the wounds and dirt on his body.
"Astringent anchor!"
"The anchor's brother has a good figure, I really want to touch ......"
"Please don't be a nymphomaniac in front of me, is my male god good? ”
"In the world, an anchor took a live bath and earned one million a month. ”
"Young man, don't do any live broadcasts, Auntie will give you a chance to fight for twenty years less. ”
"Enough of you guys!"
"Which, ask again, did anyone record it just now, and I spent a lot of money to buy the video of the anchor VS Wolf King just now, and some private messages. ”
“......”
The barrage in the live broadcast room was still chaotic, and Zhongli was very helpless to see it, so he directly contacted Zhi Brain and asked it to edit out the clip just now and repeat it in the live broadcast room.
Not to mention, this hand really has a miraculous effect, as the picture changes, the live broadcast room, which was still noisy, immediately quieted down, and the barrage was also emptied by the brain.
The technology of Zhi Brain, without doubt, is enough to crush the world's best post-production, the picture, editing, and clarity of each frame of the shot have reached the standard of nearly perfect, and the video is more than ten minutes long, which is more exciting than any action blockbuster.
After replaying three or four times, the audience in the live broadcast room came back to their senses from the thrilling and shocking scene, their blood was boiling, and their excitement was indescribable.
"True martial arts in the world out of the dragon!"
"If it weren't for the fact that I saw the anchor live streaming just now, I really doubt which latest blockbuster this is. ”
"It's decided, I'll start practicing boxing with the anchor tomorrow, and one day I'll blow the dog's head too!"
"Whoever has the contact information or physical address of the anchor, and asks for a lot of money, I want to go to apprenticeship. ”
"Is there really martial arts in this world?"
"Wait, since it's a live broadcast, how did this shot come out, can your anchor fly your phone?"
"Don't be so old-fashioned in front, didn't you say that this is a drone aerial photography, although this still feels very black technology. ”
"Ask for the contact information of the editor and the post-production, I was planning to make a big movie recently, and the anchor should not consider cooperating. ”
"The wild dog sent a dragon boat, everyone come and get the dragon god zongzi. ”
"My family has no grassland and sent a dragon boat, everyone come and get the dragon god zongzi. ”
“......”
When the live broadcast room was in full swing again, Zhongli also washed his wounds, walked back to the shore from the creek, took out the bandages that had been prepared and bandaged them, and switched back to the live broadcast at the same time.
At this time, Lin Guo'er, who had been resting for a while, came up again, looked at the wound on his body that had been washed by the stream and rolled over, and couldn't help but feel numb on his body, and asked, "Master, aren't you in pain?"
In this regard, Zhongli didn't say much, and replied expressionlessly: "It's okay." ”
"Straight man of steel!"
"Anchor, you really don't understand the amorous feelings at all. ”
"The girl came to care about you, so are you okay?"
"I deserve to be single for a lifetime, and at this time I should show my pain, arouse the motherhood of my sister, and take advantage of the situation to get closer to the relationship. ”
"Those guys in front who dominate the upper body with the lower body, please don't think of my male god as dirty as you!"
"Demu Little Rabbit sent a small dragon boat - the anchor's brother is a real man. ”
“......”
Putting aside the reactions of everyone in the live broadcast room for the time being, Lin Guoer didn't care about Zhongli's somewhat cold attitude, but said with a bitter face: "Master, aren't you afraid of pain when you practice martial arts?"
"Huh?"
Hearing this, Zhongli was stunned at first, looked at the back of her right foot, which didn't dare to exert force, and then understood, "Your right foot is sprained?"
"Hmm!"
Lin Guo'er nodded and said to Zhongli, "When I was chased by a wolf just now, I accidentally fell, and now it hurts more and more. ”
Hearing this, Zhongli didn't say much, got up and helped her sit down, and said, "I'll help you take a look." ”
Lin Guo'er was stunned by these words, and it took a while to come back to her senses, and she said a little nervously, "Is it okay?"
"Rest assured. ”
Zhongli replied, then grabbed her calves and began to remove her shoes and socks.