Episode 1 Chapter 99 Some jokes can't be made
In He Pengyu's eyes, Ye Xiao is a master who does bad things for him.
As long as Ye Xiao is here, he will not have the opportunity to use his means of picking up girls to win Zhang Shihan's heart.
He had to drive Ye Xiao away.
It just so happened that the waitress came to serve the dish with a hot soup with a layer of oil on it.
This He Pengyu already had a bad idea, as long as the hot soup was spilled on Ye Xiao's body, Ye Xiao could only be forced to leave, and when the time came, He Pengyu could get close to Zhang Shihan.
At this moment, the waitress had arrived at his side.
He Pengyu, this guy, pretended to help the waitress serve the soup, and said, "Come, I'll serve you ......!"
He Pengyu didn't mean to help, he deliberately touched the waitress's arm, and the waitress's hand was unsteady at that time.
"Be careful......" As soon as Ye Xiao saw that the waitress's hand was unsteady, his hand had already stretched out and held the soup bowl in the waitress's hand!
Burst!
Ye Xiao deliberately tilted the soup bowl to He Pengyu's side!
As a result, the soup bowl that was originally tilted towards Ye Xiao's side suddenly tilted to He Pengyu's side.
A big bowl of hot soup was all spilled on He Pengyu's crotch!
He Pengyu shouted and jumped up.
"It's hot...... It's so hot......!"
He Pengyu jumped vigorously and put his hands on his crotch!
He Pengyu felt that the hot soup had scalded him, and he only had one thought now, to go to the hospital quickly. If something goes wrong there, his life is over.
Call!
He Pengyu ran outside the hotel.
Ye Xiao and Zhang Shihan changed seats, Ye Xiao ordered again, and the two of them were left here.
Zhang Shihan's dark eyes looked at Ye Xiao, and said with a smile: "You deliberately manipulated him, right?"
"I didn't fix him, didn't you see it? He accidentally touched the soup bowl, and I was just doing me a favor. Ye Xiao looked innocent.
Flutter!
Zhang Shihan laughed!
"You're still pretending to be stupid? You don't think I can't see it, right?" Zhang Shihan pursed her ruddy little mouth, and said in her mouth: "Actually, I don't care who He Pengyu is dating with, I don't have any thoughts about this man, I just want you to be jealous." ”
"Finally admit it, right?" Ye Xiao heard Zhang Shihan's words, his hand stretched out, put it on Zhang Shihan's leg, touched Zhang Shihan's slender leg, and said with a smile: "I'm not ashamed that you fall in love!"
"Who loves you? Zhang Shihan snorted coldly, "I just see that you are too arrogant!"
Ye Xiao's hand slid up along Zhang Shihan's leg!
Syllable!
Zhang Shihan's hand slapped Ye Xiao's hand, and he snorted coldly: "Take your hand away for me." ”
Ye Xiao took his hand back, deliberately put his finger under his nose and sniffed!
"Do you want to die?" Zhang Shihan's cheeks flushed slightly, and he said angrily: "If you do this again, I will definitely drive you away, I warn you, my tolerance is limited, you don't have to inch in." ”
"It's so fragrant!" Ye Xiao said with a smile.
Zhang Shihan's cheeks were even more blushing, and her right hand was clenched into a fist, which had already been hit.
It's just that her fist hasn't landed on Ye Xiao's body yet, and it has been grasped by Ye Xiao. Ye Xiao took advantage of the situation and pulled Zhang Shihan into his arms!
"Shihan, you are so beautiful!" Ye Xiao said this, and his lips were already pasted.
Before Zhang Shihan could react, Ye Xiao had already kissed Zhang Shihan.
"Bastard!"
Zhang Shihan was kissed by Ye Xiao, and her cheeks turned even crimson.
Ye Xiao took his mobile phone out and took a picture of Zhang Shihan's blushing appearance.
"Why are you taking pictures?" Zhang Shihan asked.
"You're so beautiful, I can't help but take a picture and want to keep it forever. Ye Xiao said.
All women like to listen to praise, even Zhang Shihan is no exception. When she heard Ye Xiao's words, her heart was also beautiful, and she couldn't help but smile.
Ye Xiao took advantage of Zhang Shihan's lack of attention, he had already passed Zhang Shihan's photo to Tang Zhixuan through WeChat.
"I said that I would take a shy photo of Zhang Shihan, and I am willing to gamble and lose, and I said that I would pay 5,000 yuan, Alipay or WeChat?"
Tang Zhixuan quickly replied: "Okay, you won, WeChat transfer." ”
Soon, Tang Zhixuan had already transferred 5,000 yuan to Ye Xiao.
Ye Xiao accepted the money with a smug face.
Zhang Shihan's WeChat suddenly sounded, and Zhang Shihan looked at the news.
She suddenly put down her phone and looked at Ye Xiao.
A gloomy color appeared between the eyebrows.
"Why did you take a picture of me just now?" Zhang Shihan asked.
"Isn't that because you're so beautiful, I want to keep ...... forever!"
Boom!
Before Ye Xiao finished speaking, Zhang Shihan's right hand was already clenched into a fist, and it was a punch to Ye Xiao's face!
This punch hit Ye Xiao's right eye socket.
"This punch is worth five thousand dollars. Zhang Shihan said coldly with a calm face.
The clouds were thick and there was not a single moonlight in the night sky.
In the dark night, on the side of the road near Zhang's mansion, a six-row commercial vehicle was parked.
In the car, in addition to Leng Yunfei and Ergou, there were two people, one tall and one short.
The short man was called by Ergou to drive, nicknamed "Wanlutong", with extraordinary driving skills, and was an old driver with 20 years of driving experience.
Another tall, burly man is called Huzi!
Huzi is ruthless, as long as he can make money, he dares to do anything.
Both of these people were called by the second dog.
Leng Yunfei had a cigarette in his mouth, a mobile phone in his hand, and was swiping his mobile phone.
Leng Yunfei looked leisurely and not in a hurry at all.
But Ergou seemed a little restless.
His eyes looked at Leng Yunfei, and when he saw that Leng Yunfei was still swiping his mobile phone, Ergou suddenly stretched out his hand and snatched Leng Yunfei's mobile phone.
"Leng Yunfei, what the hell do you mean? We've been waiting here for an hour and a half, how long are you going to wait?" Ergou's voice revealed anxiety.
Leng Yunfei took a puff of his cigarette and threw the cigarette butt out of the car window.
He glanced at Ergou and said lightly: "Ergou, you have only waited for an hour and a half, and you can't stand it? How can this become a big deal? You must know that what we are going to rob tonight is Zhang Xiaotian's villa, do you know how many security personnel there are in Zhang Xiaotian's villa? At least twenty people, not to mention that we only have four people now, even if we add ten more people, we may not be able to get out of the way." ”
As soon as Leng Yunfei said this, Ergou's hand suddenly stretched out, grabbed Leng Yunfei's clothes by the collar, and dragged Leng Yunfei in front of him!
Ergou grinned and said, "Leng Yunfei, are you fucking playing Lao Tzu?" Let me tell you, if you dare to play Lao Tzu tonight, Lao Tzu will count the new hatred and old hatred together, and destroy you. ”
Leng Yunfei glanced at Ergou and said coldly: "Let go, if you want to make a lot of money, just put your hand down, do you hear?"
Ergou hesitated, but let go of his hand.
Leng Yunfei tidied up the collar of his clothes, his eyes looked at Ergou, and said lightly: " I turned out to be the captain of the top security team, the patrol time is determined by me, I know the time of their shift, we take advantage of the gap when they change shifts, sneak in, the villa of the Zhang Mansion is very large, we just need to enter the villa, let alone twenty people in it, even if we double the number of people, we can't catch us, we grab the money and leave, as long as we listen to my arrangement, I guarantee that everyone will take the money smoothly and leave, there will be no accidents, Ergou, don't you still believe me?"
"I'll believe you once!" Ergou said coldly, "If you give me an accurate word, how long will it take?"
Leng Yunfei glanced at the time and said, "It's almost time, let's go down and prepare first...... As soon as we get out of it, you immediately drive to the designated location, remember, there can be no mistakes. ”
"Don't worry, I'll take care of this. The short man said.
"Ergou, take the guy, let's get off. Leng Yunfei said.
Ergou brought over a bag with homemade short guns in it!
This gun is not considered homemade, but it is extremely powerful and amazingly lethal.
Ergou and Huzi each took a gun in their hands, Leng Yunfei glanced at Ergou, and said lightly: "When I finish this stroke, I will prepare some good guys from abroad for you!"
"Leng Yunfei, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and act!" Ergou said, "Lao Tzu has done this, so he won't dry his hands!"
"That's right!" Leng Yunfei said!
He opened the car door, and the three of them got out of the car, taking advantage of the dark night, and walked towards the courtyard wall on the west side of Zhang's mansion to .......