Chapter 256, Wolf Man!
Chapter 256, Wolf Man!
If it weren't for the fear of destroying his image of a gentle, elegant, erudite, gentle and considerate male god, the muscles on Fang Yan's face would have wanted to tremble a few times.
He was really angry, and felt that his outlook on life, values, and worldview collapsed in an instant.
Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan, these two lazy and idiotic guys who are greedy for life and afraid of death, how can they be embarrassed to lie on the ground in front of hundreds of students and raise their hands to surrender?
They are the inner disciples of the Fang family, the students of the old drunkard, and they are shouldering the heavy responsibility of protecting the family and defending the country and carrying forward the Fang family's Taiji---- how can they do this?
Fang Yan's white face turned black, his black face turned purple, and his purple face turned white again.
He tried hard to control the muscles on his face, and with great difficulty, he put on a gentle smile and said: "The classmates have seen it, this is a battle without qi----- because they have no disbelief in their hearts, no unwillingness, so they have lost before they can really fight." β
"A battle without a will to fight is no longer a battle. Rather, it was a one-sided massacre. Fang Yan walked up to Fang Yingying, put his foot on his chest, and said, "I only need to lift my foot to break his sternum, or directly twist his neck---- he will become my prisoner, and let me torture him in a thousand ways." β
Fang Yan covered the microphone on his collar, squatted down to look at Fang Yingying, and said, "Hurry up." β
"I'm sorry. Fang Yingying shook his head desperately.
"If you don't get up, I'll step on you. β
"If you trample me to death, I won't get up. Fang Yingying said extremely firmly. "If I get up, you will definitely insult me before you trample me to death-----"
"What conditions did you agree to?"
"Don't hit me. β
"It can't be. β
"Then there's no need to talk about it----"
"I promise not to hit you in the face. β
"That's not going to work either. Fang Yingying said. "As long as you hit me, I will lose face in front of these hundreds of students---- especially those female students. They used to smile at me when they saw me on the road, and once when I was eating in the school cafeteria, they poured their unfinished braised pork into my plate. If you hit me, they won't smile at me anymore and won't give me braised pork----"
"They gave it to you and you ate it?"
"Why don't you eat it?"
"Are you a pig?"
"I'm a pig. Fang Yingying took it very smoothly. "Uncle Junior, I'll discuss something with you. β
"What?"
"Would you like me to give me a beating?" Fang Yingying asked cautiously.
"What?" Fang Yan almost jumped up. You haven't cooperated with me in class, and now you want to beat me up?
"You see, you have so many people who like it, Fang Haohan and I are still two bachelors--- I'm not in a hurry, but the heroes are already so old. Not to mention the distant topic of marriage and childbirth, let's talk about a love affair and touch the girl's little hands---- I have never touched the hands of the opposite sex except for Fang Haohan's hands. Fang Haohan is even more pitiful, he has only touched my hand----"
"So I'm supposed to give you a beating, and then there are countless little girls crying and shouting to marry you?"
"Yes, yes. Fang Yingying nodded again and again. "Miss Ye beat you up, and she became the queen of Suzaku High School. I've inquired, and a lot of guys like her. The last time I walked on the road, two brave people came over and asked me for Miss Ye's mobile phone number---- you are so skilled, if I and the hero can beat you up, won't we become the male god idols of the school?"
"Why are you so naΓ―ve?" Fang Yan said angrily.
"Why am I naΓ―ve?" asked Fang Yingying unconvinced. He has been thinking about this for a long time, as long as the little uncle beats him, he will immediately become the king of the Vermilion Bird and become the king of the Vermilion Bird---- that is, the legendary King of Birds. Just thinking about it makes people's whole body tremble with excitement.
"Do you think Ye Wenrou became the Queen of Vermilion Bird because she beat me? You let Li Xiaoyan beat me, you see if there are any boys who treat her as a queen, you see if anyone runs to ask you for her mobile phone number---- at that time, everyone will say that this woman is ugly and barbaric and violent, whoever marries home is unlucky----"
Li Xiaoyan is the woman of the Li family of Monkey Fist, and she is the most heavyweight in their circle. With a height of 1.6 meters and a weight of nearly 200 catties, it is like a moving mountain of meat when it walks. Even the fat man Fang Yingying looked small and delicate standing in front of her, not to mention Fang Yan and the telephone pole Fang Haohan.
Fang Yingying's eyes were glazed and he said, "Uncle Junior, what do you mean by this?"
"If you are good-looking, people will praise you for your lively personality and add a sense of arrogance when they see you hitting people. If you look ugly and beat people---- others will say that they are ugly and blameless. β
"I'm not ugly----- Fang Yingying said stiffly.
"That's what you think. Fang Yan said angrily.
With a slam of force, he dragged Fang Yingying up from the ground.
Fang Yingying was anxious, as if he had hypochondriasis and wanted to lie down again.
Fang Yan slapped him on the shoulder, Fang Yingying's reflex muscle keys were compressed, and he slapped Fang Yan's chest with one palm.
Fang Yan was happy and said to the students in the audience: "See, the clay figure also has three points of anger." When a person is unconvinced, his strength is quite amazing---- even if the final battle result is a failure, he has already won my respect. β
Fang Yan said this, and he had already kicked Fang Yingying, who was respected by him, behind the curtain of the stage for a long time, and couldn't get up.
Fang Yan walked towards Fang Haohan, Fang Haohan's eyes closed, and he directly 'fainted'.
Fang Yan was a little regretful, thinking to himself, it would be good to take Fang Haohan to the stage alone next time he had a big class. As an elder, you must be fair in life and work, and level a bowl of water. He beat Fang Hero today but didn't beat Fang Haohan, that is, it is not fair enough, presumably Fang Hero is not happy----
It's hard to be a man!
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Blue Mountains Clubhouse.
This is one of the more famous clubs in Huacheng, and it is also the first choice for the sons and buddies of Huacheng to gather. It is rumored that the rear # of this club is one of the four young men in Huacheng, but which one is still a mystery until now. Because none of the four shows in Huacheng have admitted that they have all their relationships with the Blue Mountain Club.
"There was a big battle recently, have you heard of it?" asked a young man with studs on his ears with a curious expression. LOLI WAS HOLDING A SNOW-WHITE BIG-BREASTED LOLI IN HIS ARMS, AND LOLI WAS HOLDING A FORK IN HIS HAND AND WAS FEEDING THE STRAWBERRIES ON THE PLATE ONE BY ONE INTO THE EARRING MAN'S MOUTH.
"What kind of war? The woman in a black gown with her beautiful collarbone baring asked casually. She's flirting with a handsome British guy next to her.
"It's a real big fight. The stud man said with a smug face. "Huaxia Taiji vs. Oriental Sword God, doesn't it sound a little interesting? This is not one of those boxing championships on TV, it is said that it is a real master of the inner family to fight life and death----
"Huaxia Taiji?Oriental Sword God?" someone scoffed. "In this era, Ah Mao Ado can represent Huaxia Taiji? Which small island with a big ass in the East, where does the sword god come from? Now the hype is becoming more and more bottomless. Tell me, how much does a ticket cost?"
"Tickets are not sold. The people are fighting a decisive battle at the top of Yijianfeng Mountain. The stud man said a little unhappily. He had heard about it from a very important person, and the source was absolutely reliable.
"Hey, it's quite into the play. Why didn't they change their names to Ximen Blowing Snow and Ye Gucheng?"
"You don't know that, do you?" said a fat man who joined the crowd with two foreign girls in his arms, "If I told you who the person who fought the Oriental Sword God was, you wouldn't have said that." β
"Who is it?"
"Fang Yan. The fat man said.
"Who is that?" someone didn't know where Fang Yan was.
"Fang Yan actually doesn't have much to say, he's just a middle school teacher---- "The fat man knows how to mobilize the emotions of the audience. However, this little teacher destroyed the willow tree, one of the four young people in Huacheng---- it is said that his body is crippled, and his face is also scratched. You think the name of the playboy is for nothing? So, you know this game is not child's play, right?"
"That Fang Yan---- why did he compete with the Orientals?"
"It is said that the Oriental people took the initiative to come to the door, who knows? These guys with developed limbs and simple minds can't do anything for the sake of being the best in the world?"
"Shall we go and have a look, then?" the women's curiosity was fully seduced. "When is the competition? We used to cheer for that playboy---- anyway, it's also a player from our country, and we can't let those Orientals win. β
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While everyone was talking passionately about the incident of Playboy vs. Oriental Sword God, a wheelchair made of stainless steel stopped in front of them.
There was a man wearing a wolf head mask sitting in the wheelchair, his body was nested in the wheelchair, one hand supporting his chin, the two eyes in the wolf's eyes looked at the guys in front of him with interest, and said: "The story is very exciting, what happened to one of the four shows of Huacheng who was crippled by the playboy and had his leg and face scratched? How many bowls of rice does he eat at each meal? Can he still go out to pick up girls? By the way, he is still alive, right? In the face of such a catastrophe, there is actually no point in living, isn't it?"
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Everyone held their breath and looked at the wolf-headed man in front of them with a look of fear.
His face could not be seen, but everyone present could feel him smiling.
However, he laughed so cruelly.
It's as if he could stab himself at any moment!
(PS: Pray that you are like a heroic Praetorian Guard, guarding love without moving----- which song is from?