Chapter 212: Can't You Let Me Eat Well?

For some reason, after hearing Song Shuhang's words, Huangshan Zhenjun was inexplicably moved in his heart. Recall the character of Shiro-senpai...... It seems that rushing into the universe is not an impossible thing.

"I see, I'll prepare everything you want for you. Huangshan Zhenjun assured.

At the end, he reminded again: "By the way, don't let Doudou get on the plane with you." He had been shouting that he was going to learn how to drive, and if he got on a plane, God knows what would happen!

"Senior Huangshan, you are too worried. Song Shuhang sighed and said: "Even Doudou is not willing to accompany me and Senior Bai to learn airplanes, so you can settle down a hundred hearts." ”

Before, Doudou only gave him a dog hair to save his life, and even Doudou knew what might happen if he learned to fly with Bai's seniors, right?

"Is that so? It would be nice if that were. Huangshan Zhenjun replied - is Doudou really a change of character?

In the impression of Huangshan Zhenjun, Doudou is simply afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and if he learns such a thing as an airplane, he will definitely be unwilling if he does not mix with a leg.

Could it be that after spending some time by Shuhang Xiaoyou's side, Doudou was also influenced by Shuhang Xiaoyou, and he no longer caused trouble? If that's the case, it's really good.

When he first raised Doudou, he was afraid that Jingba was cute, docile, and not as energetic as a husky. As a result, I don't know when, Doudou suddenly became a tease, what happened in the middle? Huangshan Zhenjun still can't figure it out.

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Just as Huangshan Zhenjun was thinking about it, a pleasant sound came from outside his cave. It was the sound of a forbidden cave talisman caused by a fellow monk coming to visit, and it functioned like a doorbell.

Huangshan Zhenjun clicked on a mirror, and the mirror lit up like a computer screen, revealing the picture at the entrance of the cave.

Over there. A beautiful fairy is smiling. It seemed that after sensing that Huangshan Zhenjun was looking at her, she smiled and waved her little hand: "Huangshan senior, I'm here to play with you!"

"Hey, it's a lychee, why are you free today?" Huangshan Zhenjun laughed and opened the prohibition of the cave talisman.

The lychee fairy smiled sweetly. Harmless face......

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On the other hand, after ending the call with Huangshan Zhenjun, Song Shuhang looked up some tips on the Internet for "how to protect yourself in the event of an air crash", "how to use parachutes" and so on.

Although it is said that there is the flying sword of the white predecessor and the dog hair of Doudou, it is prepared. Opportunities are only reserved for those who are prepared!

Then he took a deep breath, tried to keep a hearty smile on his face, and went downstairs to eat.

Because the last time he returned home from the 'Wuzhi Mountain Sealing Law Forbidden Land', he forgot to bring back the 'Empty Door Thief Candy', and the quality of Song Shuhang's breakfast, lunch, and dinner declined all the way.

Breakfast was brought back from outside by Bai seniors, a few servings of soy milk, buns, fritters, porridge, pickles......

There are a lot of tricks.

As for why Senior Bai thought of buying breakfast?

Song Shuhang turned his head to look at Senior Bai.

The white senior who was swiping the tablet had a sense in his heart. Raised his head, his cheeks bulged: "Tutu Tu ......"

There were several boxes of bayberry beside Venerable Bai, and it seemed that the breakfast was brought by the seniors.

However, haven't the predecessors been tired of eating bayberry? Then I have to say that the monk's body is good, and ordinary people will have their teeth sore if they eat so much bayberry. Senior Bai still eats very happily.

Song Shuhang sat down and reached out to get a white bread. asked casually: "Senior, did Guoguo come out for breakfast?"

"It's in the bathroom. It's been a long time. Senior Bai replied.

It's been a long time, it looks like the hemorrhoids are very serious, no wonder I can't help but want to come out for surgery.

"Guoguo, remind you, you have to wipe your buttocks clean, otherwise it will make your hemorrhoids worse. Song Shuhang mentioned casually.

If you sit for a long time, you will get hemorrhoids, and you will also get it if you don't wipe your ass cleanly. It's all little common sense.

"Ahh

"Yes, so hygiene is important. Song Shuhang grabbed a fritter, wrapped the white bread with the fritter, and then took a bite of it. This way of eating, he likes it the most.

Then he turned on the TV in the living room. Randomly hit a few channels to see what news is available.

changed several channels in a row, and when he pressed to the Jiangnan regional channel, the news in the picture attracted his news.

There's a talk show on the TV.

On the left is a middle-aged man with glasses and a look like I'm an expert.

On the right is a beautiful hostess, dressed in sexy black silk, who is having a question-and-answer interview with an expert.

"Professor Liu, as an authoritative scholar in geology, we just have a question for you. This problem has troubled many residents in our Jiangnan area. The hostess smiled: "It's about the day of July 1, near the electronic city in the Jiangnan area, what happened to the huge subsidence that suddenly appeared?"

Song Shuhang bit his mouth on the bread and froze, what the hostess said was the masterpiece of Senior Bai, the huge depression that exploded after a fall.

There is also a lot of discussion on the Internet about that big pit.

For example, someone shouted hoarsely: This is definitely not an ordinary subsidence, because there has never been such a neat crater, the whole is round, and spreads out in all directions with a central point! Compared with the subsidence, this is obviously more like a crater.

But it's impossible to say it's a crater. In broad daylight, no one saw any signs of meteorites falling from the sky, and there were no traces of flames burning after the meteorite smashed into the crater.

In short, this matter is discussed in the Jiangnan area, and there are different opinions.

"This problem, there is no doubt about it, is subsidence!" Professor Liu said firmly.

Then, he began to talk about the composition of the subsidence, what is the excessive mining of underground ores, the excessive extraction of groundwater, and so on, talking about the smallpox.

The topic was, and unconsciously it became a lecture on 'land sinking', and then it became the evil of criticizing the capitalists who overexploited underground resources, and then unconsciously it became how to protect the environment and everyone is responsible.

The professor is spitting and the audience is inexplicable.

The hostess's psychology at this time is: Cao Nima! Where is this going on? Pull back the key points for the old lady, and then summarize it within two crosses!

But she couldn't shout out what she was saying, and she had to put on a posture of 'Professor Liu is really right', and echoed from time to time. The host is also very hard sometimes.

"Well, let's think it's a subsidence. Song Shuhang sighed secretly, not only him, but also many residents in the Jiangnan area.

It was Professor Liu who won!

At this time, Senior Bai looked up at the TV and said with a smile: "Hey, isn't this a pit I accidentally smashed?"

"No, Bai-senpai. This is a ground subsidence!" Song Shuhang turned his head and said seriously: "This is a ground pit caused by the continuous exploitation of underground resources by the evil capitalists. As for why the subsidence is like a crater, Professor Liu will definitely explain!"

"Oh, I see. Senior Bai nodded: "In other words, if I accidentally smash out of the pit in the future, I won't need the 'Flat Earth Curse', right?"

"Senior Bai!" Song Shuhang gave a thumbs up: "Yes, that's it!"

Then he grabbed the fritters again and took a hard bite.

Experts are also sometimes very useful......

He took another bite of the fritter sandwich bread.

Then...... The bathroom door opened.

The little monk Guoguo looked serious, and then, he ran quickly in front of Song Shuhang with his bare buttocks.

Song Shuhang looked puzzled, what is this little guy doing?

After Guoguo ran to Shuhang's side, he turned around, pouted his little ass and asked, "Senior Brother Shuhang, show me quickly, have you wiped my ass clean?"

As soon as Song Shuhang turned his head, he saw Guoguo's little fart, as well as the hemorrhoids: "......"

Shuhang was stunned all of a sudden!

Don't let people eat well?

Immediately after, when he looked down, he saw the fritters in his hand, which were golden and looked like big sticks no matter how he looked at them. It's over, no appetite.

"Senior Brother Shuhang?" Xiao Guoguo turned his head suspiciously.

"Very clean. Song Shuhang smiled dryly: "Come on, come on, wash your hands and eat." ”

"Okay. The little monk pulled up his pants and rushed back to the bathroom.

Song Shuhang threw the fritters aside and silently nibbled on the white bread. There are no fritters to accompany it, and the white bread is only slightly sweet, which is not easy to eat.

Soon, the little monk Guoguo rushed back again: "Senior Brother Shuhang, what do you have for breakfast?"

"Soy milk, fritters, bread, porridge, pickles are all available, you choose. Song Shuhang pointed to the table.

"Huh, do we only eat these foods, don't we eat 'spiritual rice balls' or 'nectar liquid'?" the little monk raised his head and looked at Song Shuhang suspiciously.

Ling rice balls, nectar liquid?

As soon as he heard this, these were things that the elite disciples of the sect enjoyed, where did he get a little loose cultivation? Song Shuhang let out a long sigh: "I don't have it here." ”

As he spoke, he turned his head to look at Senior Bai.

Bai senior: "Tutu Tutu Tu Tu ......"

Then Senior Bai explained: "Well, Lingmi is rice grown with spells, and it contains aura. The nectar liquid is also the juice of a kind of aura plant, and the monks in the quenching period eat these grains containing the spiritual energy, which can increase the qi and blood in the body and speed up the speed of cultivation. When you are free, I will take you to plant two acres of land. I've planted it before, and I'm nostalgic for it. ”

"Thank you, senior!" Song Shuhang said with a smile.

The little monk seemed to understand Song Shuhang's embarrassment, and he clasped his hands together and pronounced the Buddha's name: "It's okay, Senior Brother Shuhang." Even if it's an ordinary breakfast, I don't dislike it. ”

After a pause, he asked again, "Senior Brother Shuhang, are these fritters fried in vegetable oil?" or are they fried in animal fat?"

Song Shuhang burst into tears: "I don't know." ”

"Oh, then you can't eat it, you can't break the vows. The little monk Guoguo grabbed the bread and munched it silently like Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang's heart didn't know why it became so melancholy...... (To be continued.) )