Chapter 4 My name is Hu Hansan

The three days passed in a flash, and the fourth day was just dawning in the morning.

At the gate of the Hengdian Town Detention Center, three kilometers northwest of Hengdian Film and Television City, the two iron gates are all open.

The police in the detention center are on the left, and the prisoners are handcuffed on the right.

I saw a shout

"It's coming!"

The people on the left and right sides all stood upright, staring ahead.

At this time, Bu Fan's upper body was wearing a playboy T-shirt given by a roommate at noon yesterday, and his lower body was paired with a pair of Korean striped slacks stuffed by his roommate at night.

As Bufan's footsteps approached, everyone shouted in unison.

"Master, let's go..."

"Hello comrades..."Bu Fan waved his hand to the right.

"Hello Buye..."

"Comrades, have worked hard..."Bu Fan changed his hand and gestured to the left

"Serve the people..."

Under the attention of everyone, Bu Fan stepped out of the boundary of the gate of the detention center with one foot, and everyone suddenly let go of half of their hearts.

After joy comes sorrow..

In the next second, Bufan, who was just about to take his right foot, stopped abruptly, and everyone was lifted into the air as soon as they put down half of their hearts.

I saw Bu Fan turn around and walk to the first person in the left row, stand on tiptoe and pat this person on the shoulder.

"I said director, this detention center is fine, but the food is a little worse, remember to correct it next time." ”

The director gritted his teeth, and the bruises on his forehead appeared.

At this time, even though the morning wind was gusting, he was also shocked by these words, and his face was crying and laughing.

"You're good to go, welcome to the next time..."

Bu Fan frowned and darkened his face: "Director, you curse me.."

"Absolutely not. Thinking of the ambiguity in his words, he quickly changed his words and said: "You go well, I will definitely report your opinions to the leadership, and strive to put forward an improvement plan as soon as possible." ”

This is about the same, Bu Fan nodded and patted the director's shoulder again.

I was just about to cast a look at you I am optimistic about you, and then I said a few words of encouragement, but the words came to my mouth and were directly blocked back by the director who was aware of it.

"Xiao Li hasn't brought people up yet, and he doesn't look at how many degrees it is now, what if he catches a cold?"

"Yes" A policeman next to him was instructed, took a big step forward, and stretched out his right hand: "Please.."

With two mouths, Bu Fan turned around again and waved his hand at the people who were looking at him behind him, "Everyone behave well here and strive to be a new person as soon as possible..."

Under the director's eyes, a policeman named Xiao Li hurriedly stepped forward and pulled Bufan to the police car.

One step at a time, one step at a time.

Finally invited Bu Fan into the car, Xiao Li hurriedly ran to the cab, ignited the fire and stepped on the accelerator, so that he left the detention center and went to the film and television city.

Ten seconds later, the lights were gone.

Everyone in front of the detention center at this time, you look at me, I look at you.

"Gone?"

"Gone. ”

"Gone!"

At this time, the director took over the main seat and commanded to the people next to him: "Go and take out the firecrackers you bought yesterday and put them off immediately." He said to the right, "You go and take the grapefruit leaves and dip them in water and sweep the whole area." ”

In the past, if the police in the detention center urged them to do some work, they would definitely pretend to be sick and couldn't afford to do it, and even if they did, they would be cheating and playing tricks, with a hammer in the east and a stick in the west, but today they are willing.

After receiving the order, he patted his chest to ensure that the whole area would be absolutely stainless.

In three days, from the moment Bu Fan knew that the brain system could store the best state, he practiced laughing, crying, angry, and scolding one by one.

There are giggles, foolish laughs, silver laughter, and the sound makes people chrysanthemum tight.

Crying! There are June Feixue crying unjustly, the bell is in prison and crying for grievances, and the dead father and mother are crying loudly, and the sound is like a ghost in the middle of the night.

There is a husband who is angry, the emperor is angry, and the chivalrous man is angry, and the sound makes people feel sad.

There are Wang Po scolding the street, young girls scolding prostitutes, idiots scolding resentful women, and life makes people doubt the vicissitudes of life.

There are also simulated various behaviors, others go to the toilet to observe other people's constipation, others eat he tries his best to make people stuck, others sleep he has to pretend to be a ghost to let people experience what is thrilling....

In short, three days, three whole days.

It was stunned that everyone in the entire detention center wanted to sleep well, and it became a luxury.

endured both physical and mental torture all the time, and in this way, there was no kidney failure, and there was also a nervous breakdown.

The second hospital (psychiatric hospital) doesn't care, the third hospital (brain department) ignores it, and the mother doesn't love the uncle.

Beat and support your face, scold, you may not be able to win, hide, hide your face and can't hide your ears.

Today is finally sent away.

A thousand firecrackers shook all directions.

Bufan here, enjoy the special car pick-up, all the way to the door.

When he got out of the car, he yelled, "Lao Tzu Hu Hansan is back again!"

Want Want..

Wangcai in the courtyard next door responded enthusiastically...

walked into the door, took a hot shower, changed into overalls, and took advantage of the fact that it was still early, Bu Fan went out and walked to the squatting place where he usually picked up work.

"Here comes my brother..."

People to the ground, people are sluts and love, honest Xiaolang Jun Bufan, as a friend of the majority of women, it is a constant greeting.

"Come here, brother, I'll make room for you here. ”

A middle-aged woman who was at least 180 pounds moved half of her ass to the side, and the two steps were already vacant.

Under the jealous eyes of other people who couldn't eat grapes and said that grapes were sour, Bu Fan calmly accepted and sat down, and started a long talk with them.

I finally managed to stay up until about ten o'clock, and a shout broke the calm here.

"Lived, let go..."

With the shouts of the people, the entire crowd suddenly exploded.

A fat man with a fat head and big ears, who can squeeze out the oil with a slight lift of his hands, wears a retro undershirt on his upper body, and a pair of large-cut pants on his lower body, and walks in front of people with slippers.

The stout neck, which was not jointed, wore a large gold chain, which was dazzling as it swayed on his chest.

This kind of configuration of getting rich on a fast start is called bright here.

Having all the accessories all over his body means that this person is a person of status here.

The person stood in front of the person, shouting at the top of his voice: ""Bright Guns and Hidden Arrows" comes to set thirty soldiers, one hundred and fifteen, the matter is over, you must have experience..."

The people who gathered around immediately raised their hands and shouted

"Horse head, choose me..."

"Iβ€”take me a..."

"Pick me..."

Hearing that the bill was settled on the spot, everyone's originally high mood was like a bucket of gasoline poured on it.

"You... You... And you... You get out of the way, the one next to you comes..."

With Ma Youcai's fingers dotted, even the thirty people including Synchronous Fan worked in the blink of an eye, and the quota was full.

Then pick and choose again, Ma Youcai walked towards the inside of the crew with the others in front and behind.

When there is no one around the corner, Ma Yu stops.

"It's not a place, it's slippery, there's still someone waiting to be hired over there..."

Hearing this, everyone hurriedly took out the food money in their bags, ordered thirty and handed it to Ma Youcai.

This is what Ma Youcai said to be experienced, and the group leader introduces a job, and 10-20% of it is taken as filial piety money.

The well-known "Guns and Arrows" naturally reached the highest.

No bargaining, no counteroffer and giving in advance, that's the rule here.

After collecting the money, Ma Youcai continued to lead the group of people to shuttle on the road, turning around and coming to a shooting location.

Throwing people away is the end of it.

Bufan, they went to the designated place under the leadership of the staff and started the training.

Around eleven o'clock

The male No. 1 and the female No. 1 finally came down to take the scene under the escort of the nanny car, and the director received it in person, and it was already twelve o'clock in the busy time for makeup and dressing.

It's finally ready to shoot the first scene of the day.

At this time, the director was on the director's chair with a big belly, holding a megaphone and shouting: "The scene is radio, the camera crew, the lighting team... Ready to go, let's get started. ”

After everyone stood up, the field reporter stepped forward to play the board, "The first shot of the fifty-third scene of "Bright Gun and Dark Arrow" for the first time, Action..."

The heroine stepped forward, pointed at the male protagonist and shouted shyly: "Xue Ming, I trust you so much, but you defected to the rebels and put me in injustice, have you forgotten the oath under the peach blossom tree that year?"

The male protagonist waved his hand to interrupt the female protagonist's speech, "Each is its master, it's useless to talk too much about the past, since I chose to be invited to this autumn famous mountain today, it is destined to have only one result, either you die or I die!"

"Okay! that's what you said..."

The director next to him kept chanting: "Emotions, pay attention to emotions, erupt, I want to see an outburst..."

When the heroine finished speaking, she held her breath and hurriedly changed to a coquettish @ gasp, "Follow me." ”

As the words fell, the plastic gun in the heroine's hand changed horizontally to vertical, and the horse that was riding on her shoulder leaned in the direction of the male protagonist under her command...

At the same time, the male protagonist on the opposite side is driving the centaur while hooking the plastic bow and arrow in his hand into a full moon state with one finger.

"Rush, rush, rush..."

Bu Fan mixed in the crowd and rushed into the field with a small spear to compare with another dragon set.

Scold.. Ha..

......

At this time, the scene was fierce, and the director slapped his thigh with his hand again and again: "Good, good... That's it, watch the emotions..."