Chapter 203: Fist
On the warship, the 1st officers who were watching the battle on the screen all burst into laughter, feeling that Xiaobao's appearance was so cute that his face was bloody. At this time, in a certain base, Zhou Pengyu was also sitting in a conference room, looking at the same picture.
The conference room was full of people, all officers, the lowest major, everyone was sitting upright, their hats neatly placed on the table in front of them, no one was making noise, all eyes were fixed on the big screen on the wall of the conference room.
When Ling Fan proposed to feed the sea snake, an old man in a navy uniform smiled at the old man in an army uniform next to him: "This little slippery head of yours is the idea of domesticating sea snakes!"
"Ling Fan, this kid has a brilliant brain! However, I don't think he will succeed. That little guy named Gu Wen is not a fuel-efficient lamp, he didn't hesitate at all, which means that he is not afraid that Ling Fan can domesticate sea snakes at all!
When Xiaobao was mentioned, a flash of brilliance flashed in the old man's sharp old eyes.
Zhou Pengyu smiled at this time: "Xiaobao is very cute, and he can sing as a soldier, he thinks it's handsome to be a soldier." ”
As soon as he said this, there was a burst of laughter in the conference room, and everyone looked at Xiaobao with great affection.
At this moment, in order to divert Xiaobao's attention, Ling Fan said, "Otherwise, you can sing a song to the stupid snake, it must have never heard Xiaobao sing." ”
Xiaobao patted his little paw and said happily: "Okay, together, sing, the soldier ......"
Ling Fan hurriedly said: "The stupid snake likes to listen to Xiaobao's voice, so Uncle Ling won't sing it, I'm afraid that Uncle Ling's voice will frighten it, and then it will go crazy again." ”
Xiaobao waved his small fist and said domineeringly: "Then fight!"
Everyone who saw this scene burst into laughter, the group of officers on the warship simply laughed, and Zhou Pengyu and those who were in the conference room, guarding the presence of several old generals, did not dare to laugh, and they couldn't stop laughing.
Even the old generals couldn't help but laugh and laughed.
Ling Fan was also laughing, and gave Xiaobao a slap in the face, and scolded with a smile: "Can you kid not be so violent? You will also be a soldier in the future, you have to be reasonable." ”
Xiaobao's little paw pointed at the sea snake, and said with a cute face: "Stupid snake, I don't understand." ”
Ling Fan was stunned, speechless.
The officers on the warship couldn't laugh straighter, Zhou Pengyu and them were the same, the veteran of the navy, the 1st Army, joked at the veteran 1st Army next to him: "Your henchman loves his brain, and the sea snake can't understand people's words, and it can't understand reason! ”
As soon as these teasing words were said, the officers in the conference room couldn't hold back anymore and burst into laughter.
Submarine Spirit**, Gu Wen couldn't help but laugh and said: "Yes, Brother Ling, you have a hole in your brain, you actually plan to reason with the sea snake, this big stupid snake, can you understand?"
Ling Fan kicked him and said with a smile: "Get out of here! Xiaobao is a good child, just let your kid instigate it, so he will be so violent." ”
"Boys are not violent, that's called a pseudo-mother, it's called a sissy, our Xiaobao is an iron-blooded man, right!" Gu Wen said to Xiaobao, raised his eyebrows, and asked: "What about the disobedient?"
Xiaobao answered sharply: "Killed!"
"That's right!" Gu Wen gave a thumbs up, praised one, and asked, "Is there a problem that can't be solved?"
Xiaobao shook his little fist and said domineeringly: "Fist!"
Gu Wen, the second goods, then asked: "What if you can't solve it with one fist?"
Xiaobao's soft voice shouted: "Two punches!"
Listening to the sound of the two singing and harmonizing, the group of military officers on the warship couldn't laugh, and the conference room where Zhou Pengyu was was also laughing, and even several old men laughed.
"Wenzi, you animal, what kind of mess do you teach Xiaobao!"
Suddenly, an exclamation sounded in the corridor, but it was not Ling Fan, this thing was about to laugh, not to mention the soldiers brought by Ling Fan, but an unexpected person.
Yin Dong!
He hurriedly ran in, his figure was like a faint shadow, rushed over and threw a sturdy potsticker on Gu Wen's head, and shouted with a black face: "Wenzi, what are you doing?"
"Dongzi, are you back?"
Gu Wen touched his head and smiled happily, and then, he said in a posture that a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water: "Isn't it right that I taught Xiaobao? What is the problem that the fist can't solve these days? If there is a problem, it is that the fist is not big enough and not hard enough." If it weren't for the fact that Old M's fist was big enough and hard enough, he would be so arrogant now?"
Yin Dong didn't want to pay attention to these two goods, so he directly ripped open the baby backpack and scooped Xiaobao over.
Unexpectedly, Gu Wen was still unconvinced, and came over and said: "When we were at school, did you reason with me? Now what I teach Xiaobao is not to follow your routine. What was wrong with me?"
Bang!
Yin Dong directly smashed his fist over, smashed Gu Wen away, hit the rock wall, and bounced down. Then, he looked at the second goods condescendingly and said, "I have a big fist, I have the final say." I said you're wrong, you're wrong. ”
Ling Fan panted with laughter: "You two are two goods, Xiaobao will definitely bring you bad, Dongzi, send Xiaobao to our military kindergarten, you have to give the child a correct guide." ”
Yin Dong was a little moved, but after thinking about it, he still shook his head regretfully: "Forget it, children of the same age are too stupid, Xiaobao can bully them to death, and I am afraid that I will not be able to explain to the parents of other children." ”
Ling Fan shouted: "Hey, Dongzi, I don't show you off like this, you have overturned a boatload of children with a rod, and the children of our military region are also very smart." ”
"Is there anyone as smart as Xiaobao and can withstand beating?" Yin Dong asked, with a serious face. Because if the military kindergarten is suitable, he is also willing to send Xiaobao over.
However, Ling Fan calmed down and thought about it, so he could only smile bitterly: "Forget it, there may be smart children like Xiaobao, but they are all like paper paste, and they are not beaten at all." I want to send my son to your house and let Xiaobao beat him up every day, maybe he won't be so squeamish. ”
Yin Dong joked: "If you come with a few kindergarten teachers, it's not impossible for your son to live in my house." ”
"This can really be had!" Ling Fan's eyes lit up when he heard this, his son was now two years older than Xiaobao, and he didn't have to go to school, so he took him to Dawan Village to play for a few years, and his body was raised to be strong, and it would be the same if he went back to the capital to study!