"Hahahaha~~"

Ye Tian couldn't help laughing loudly: "I don't know if the teacher will beat me to death, but that girl with Ke Yan is really beautiful when she blushes." ”

in the live broadcast room.

“666”

“66666”

"Anchor, did you engage in scientific research later?"

"23333....Upstairs, your question is so direct, but it's just curious. ”

"You guys, you're dead, but I'm curious, too. ”

......

Ye Tian rolled his eyes speechlessly, and didn't explain, sometimes it doesn't need to be said whether the joke is true or not, if everyone brings it into reality, it means that what you said is very successful, just like now.

Then the smile on his face gradually disappeared, and he couldn't help sighing: "So as a man, you can not be handsome, you can also have no money, but you must be sassy, otherwise how can any girl like you." ”

This bend is too sharp, and many sailors who are in a hurry can't stop the car for a while, and directly crash into the highway or plant themselves in the ditch.

“23333”

“2333333”

"Mom sells batches, this wave of cars, what a hurry!"

"Rub, anchor, when you drive, can you have a reminder, without warning. ”

"Rub, I'm driving, and the car has overturned, who will save me?" ”

"It's not a car to work at all, I'm going to get off!"

"Who the hell welded the car door shut, Ma Dan, Lao Tzu wants to get out of the car. ”

"I'll rub, when will I be able to stand side by side with you!"

"This sentence is really the truth, men must be sassy, no wonder I haven't had a girlfriend. ”

"Brother, you obviously have a boyfriend. ”

“6666”

......

Ye Tian smiled and said, "Are you still here?"

The water friends were suddenly in good spirits, and the barrage brushed up:

"Come!"

"Go on!"

"I can't wait. ”

Ye Tian simply sat on the bamboo raft to rest for a while, let the bamboo raft flow down the water by itself, and said with a smile: "Then there is another one, on this day, a young and beautiful girl went to the hospital to see a doctor, and the girl said to the doctor: Doctor, since I had the first time with him, I want to do it every day, I have to do it several times a night, I am only 16 years old, is this thing addictive? The doctor said: Tell me first, who did you give it to for the first time? The girl said: Doctor, do you know the poem 'The moon falls and the sky is full of frost'?"

Barrage in the live broadcast room.

“？？？”

"That's it?"

He listened with a confused face. ”

"Day, I know that what the anchor said is very profound, but my head just can't turn. ”

"23333..... I was hard to hear in the front, indicating that I also wanted such a girl, and I was at a loss when I heard it in the back. ”

"Upstairs, it's a three-year start!"

"Wait, when I get to it, it seems a bit informative. ”

"Brothers, use your brains! ”

......

Ye Tian said with a smile: "Friendly reminder, this question, the answers are very wide, and there are quite a few, it depends on whether your brain hole is big or not." ”

“6666”

“666666”

"It's still a multiple-choice question. ”

"Anchor, I don't have a big brain, but I have a big dick, can I give me a 16-year-old girl who is addicted?"

"Upstairs, it's the kind of three-second look. ”

"Hahahaha~~"

......

And at this moment, a barrage suddenly appeared.

"I don't know if this answer is right, the moon is falling and the sky is full of frost, the author of this poem: Wei Yingwu, Wei Yingwu = pseudo-hard object, is it? [Smug Expression]"

"it!"

"Damn! That's a great answer!"

"Poof~~ Pseudo-hard thing, Nima, the name of a generation of poets has been played with like this. ”

"Wei Yingwu's coffin lid can't be stabilized, he's about to jump out, the anchor run!"

"This answer is really awesome, it has to be heaven!

"Great God,, this answer is divine, absolutely the right answer. ”

"66666....my daughter asked me why I was kneeling on the ground looking at my phone, and why I was writing something with a pen. ”

"Obey, awesome, I'll obey you! ”

"What is a pseudo-hard object? Why can't I understand it?"

"Child, you are still too young, this is the world of adults. ”

"Rubber rods?"

“66666”

“6666666”

"66666666...I'm just the one to understand!"

"Awesome!"

"The way the anchor drives is getting more and more obscure, it's scary!"

......

Ye Tian couldn't help but raise his head in surprise, and looked at this answer carefully, he didn't expect someone to answer an answer so soon, these water friends have a good brain!

He couldn't help but give a thumbs up and give a thumbs up: "Yes, it seems that the smart sailor has already come up with the first answer, this is one, continue to open your mind! There are more exciting answers." ”

Immediately, the live broadcast room was very noisy, some people continued to be salted fish shouting 666, and some people were discussing enthusiastically, this time the name of the poet Wei Yingwu was really broken, and all kinds of wonderful conjectures.

All kinds of sassy operations made Ye Tian stunned, and sure enough, these guys were too sassy, so that Ye Tian learned a lot of new postures.

Unfortunately, none of the answers are correct.

It is estimated that Wei Yingwu is in the spirit of the sky, if I knew, I would definitely crawl out of hell and strangle these guys.

The culprit is, of course, Ye Tian.

It has to be said that the wisdom of the masses is powerful, and the wisdom of the collective is invincible.

Soon, they were asked to discuss an answer.

"Anchor, this poem is full of poems: The moon is falling and the sky is full of frost, and Jiang Feng is sleeping. Hanshan Temple outside the city of Gusu, the bell rings in the middle of the night to the passenger ship. The last sentence of the bell ringing in the middle of the night to the passenger ship clearly shows that it is going to be sold, so it is what I want to do. ”

“6666”

“666666”

"That's a great idea!"

"Made, you're right!"

"23333....After playing with the poet's name, now continue to play with his verses. ”

I don't know if Wei Yingwu also thought of these when he wrote this poem. ”

"I'm looking at the fifth-grade textbook now, and I can't bear to look at it directly. ”

"I, the elementary school teacher, said how should I teach the students in the future! Because I am going to talk about this poem tomorrow, and now I am preparing for the lesson, and this poem is poisonous, and I unconsciously think of these toxic answers. ”

"Hahaha~~ Awesome!"

......

Ye Tian nodded and agreed with this answer: "This is one, continue to think about it." ”

As soon as he finished saying this, a water friend ran out excitedly: "Anchor, I also thought of one, it was for her cousin." ”

“？？？”

“？？？？”

"What do you mean, brother, to put it bluntly!"

"Does this have anything to do with my cousin?"

"Holy, it's unethical. ”

"Old driver, solve!"

"Hey, hey~~ My train of thought is similar to the brother of the previous answer, but it is the third verse, Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City, Gusu, I can't help but think of Gusu Murong Fu in the Eight Divisions of the Heavenly Dragon, isn't this my cousin? Outside the city, Hanshan Temple, this is obviously the location! This girl and her cousin completed the first stealing in Hanshan Temple, stealing, full of excitement, so that the girl will never forget, anchor, how many points do you give for this answer?"