Ye Tian smiled and said: "If my guess is correct, this person should have chosen the wrong wood, it is better to choose some hardwood, so that it is easier to generate heat when rubbing, and cork is not good, when you drill a layer on the surface before it is heated, it has been ground off." ”

When you hear it, you will really know this!

“6666666”

"No wonder that guy didn't give birth to a fart. ”

"Hey, you guys who are good at it, go and tell him, saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter!"

"Hahaha, I'm not going. ”

Ye Tian shook his head, and after turning off the two videos, he lay on the bed, the rain was still falling, and he didn't know when it would be a head.

System: "(Complete) Side Quest 1 (Attention) Progress: 1060000/1000000!"

System: "Side Mission 2 (Attracting Sailors with Food) Progress: 75/100!"

System: "(Completed) Side Quest 3 (Water Diversion Project) Progress: 100/100!"

System: "(Completed) Side Mission 4 (Find the Cave) Progress: 100/100!"

System: "Main quest completion (total progress): 60/100!"

System: Congratulations to the host for completing Side Quest 1 and getting the reward: Universal Antidote X5!

Ye Tian was suddenly startled, looking at the reward given by the system, he couldn't help but be surprised and detailed.

"The universal antidote, can you borrow any poison!" Ye Tian asked in his heart.

System: "That's right, theoretically you can't use it, take it and pretend to use it, thank you!"

The corners of Ye Tian's mouth twitched twice unconsciously, but something is better than nothing, and it doesn't cost money.

What's more, Ye Tian knows how to use this thing, if he buys it, it won't be sky-high!

Looking at the time, Ye Tian said with a smile: "Hey, hey, that's all for today's live broadcast, let's see you tomorrow!"

"Wait! Anchor! We're going to listen to jokes, we're going to listen to jokes!"

"Yes, yes, yes, I won't say it before, and you will have to say two before the broadcast every day in the future!"

"That's what I live on, anchor!!Let's talk about two!"

Ye Tian smiled, but touched the back of his head embarrassedly, he did often forget about it.

"Ahem, since that's the case! Okay! I'll tell you two! It is said that there is a young man, has the habit of eating supper, every night at ten o'clock, to order the barbecue downstairs barbecue stall, this day, this young man looked down from the window, the barbecue stall owner did not open today, so the young man called the boss, asked him why he has not come, the stall owner said impatiently, MB, so many years I sell barbecue is like this kind of freedom, my own boss feeling, until I met you, I suddenly have a feeling of going to work!"

As soon as Ye Tianyi finished speaking, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was unprecedentedly active.

"Hahahaha, I suddenly have a feeling of going to work, it's so funny!"

"I'm laughing to death, is this a joke!"

“66666666666”

"Hahahaha, I can't do it anymore! Hahaha! Every time the anchor tells a joke, I can laugh and pull it out, and my family thinks I'm mentally ill. ”

"Hahaha, 6666666!"

"Hahaha, MDZZ!"

Ye Tian looked at the barrage and couldn't help laughing.

"Ahem, cough, let's talk about one more! Listen, during the exam, Xiaohong said to Xiao Ming, if you rely on the first place in the class this time, I will be your girlfriend, after the whole class heard it, they all silently put down the pen, planning to hand in the white paper, Xiao Ming looked at Xiaohong with tears in his eyes, looked at Xiaohong, one hundred and eighty pounds, and silently tore off the test paper and ate it... Xiao Hong smiled slightly, wrote his test paper on Xiao Ming's name, the head teacher Li saw it, and tore up the test paper to the principal with a serious face, the principal nodded with satisfaction and then blinked at Xiao Ming silently and shyly, Xiao Ming cast a look of help to Teacher Li, and finally the next day, the school reported that the director of the Academic Affairs Office beat the principal, so the principal not only did not punish the director of the Academic Affairs Office, but also gave the wife of the director of the Academic Affairs Office a sum of money to let her travel abroad, Xiao Ming's father knew about this and rushed to the school to find Xiao Hong's theory, and finally Xiao Ming's father divorced Xiao Ming's mother and married Xiao HongSince then, Xiaohong has become Xiao Ming's stepmother! And after Xiaohong came to Ye Tian's house, she confessed to Xiao Ming's mother, I am all here to get close to you!"

“...... Wait! I'm a little messy! I want to pick it up. ”

"This TM relationship is a bit complicated, I'm so messy!"

"Oh, I'm going, why am I so dizzy!

"I can't prevent it, the old driver's inertia is elegant!? The steering wheel of labor and management is broken!"

"I haven't understood it yet, but it looks like it's very powerful. ”

After Ye Tian finished reading it, he couldn't help but laugh out loud, the first paragraph was actually what he watched before, and the back ones were actually made up by himself just now.

With this kind of joke, old drivers are easy to overturn, not to mention rookie friends who have just started in this parallel world.

"Ahem, cough, let's figure it out slowly! Another day, the anchor will tell you a few dirty jokes, and the anchor will be off the air today, everyone will see you early tomorrow!"

After speaking, Ye Tian closed the live broadcast room.

Although I am still hungry, I feel more sleepy at this time, and it is said that rainy days are the best time to sleep, and sure enough, I am right.

The eighth day of coming to a desert island.

Weather, fine.

The first thing Ye Tian did when he woke up was to open the task progress.

System: "(Complete) Side Quest 1 (Attention) Progress: 1060000/1000000!"

System: "Side Mission 2 (Attracting Sailors with Food) Progress: 75/100!"

System: "(Completed) Side Quest 3 (Water Diversion Project) Progress: 100/100!"

System: "(Completed) Side Mission 4 (Find the Cave) Progress: 100/100!"

System: "Main quest completion (total progress): 60/100!"

After Ye Tian's analysis, if I complete the second straight line task, then the completion of the anchor task should be 80%, that is to say, after this task is completed, there may be one or two tasks waiting for me in the end.

Ye Tian decided to finish the second side task seriously, if he didn't finish it, the final task probably wouldn't come out.

Jiang Shuying and Di Lieba were still sleeping, Ye Tian didn't disturb her, and after opening the live broadcast room, he said hello to the sailors a few times.

After deciding, take the little monkey and prepare to enter the woods.

Although the heavy rain has stopped, the woods are wet, and the road is still not easy to walk, the little monkey seems to have slept well last night, and his spirit is very good, constantly moving back and forth on Ye Tian's two shoulders.

Ye Tian didn't go to the slope this time, but went to the swamp, and let Ye Tian climb it again, it is estimated that he will have to get covered in mud again.

Coming to the vine tree, Ye Tian looked at the place where the vine was cut off by himself last time, and he also caught a python, thinking of this, Ye Tian patted his head, the snake skin has been left outside and been rained for two or three days, and I don't know what has become.