Chapter 5 - A total of 2820 yuan, take the money

When the sun peeked in through the window, it shone right on his face, warm and itchy......

He frowned and rolled over to keep that nasty halo away from him!

"Poof!" again...... No, it's a warm good morning kiss with the ground again......

Lin Xiaowen, who had not slept peacefully, hurriedly jumped out of the room, and saw Cheng Yishu, who was sitting on the ground in a daze, and raised his delicate eyebrows before speaking

"Awake?"

Cheng Yishu heard the voice, but he seemed to be still sleepwalking, staring directly at Lin Xiaowen standing at the door of the bedroom!

"Talking to you, what's the matter?" Lin Xiaowen took two steps forward and tilted his head to look at him!

"Who are you......"

Under the messy hair, Cheng Yishu's expression was a little aggrieved, he just fell off the sofa again, and at the moment he was sitting on the ground looking at Lin Xiaowen innocently, and he felt a little weak, helpless and pitiful!

"Who am I?"

Lin Xiaowen wrinkled his nose and shouted at him

"I am your nobleman, your benefactor, and your creditor...... Who else am I?"

"What?"

When he opened his eyes, Cheng Yishu didn't seem to understand too much, he only felt a little headache, and his throat was dry and uncomfortable, so he said in a dumb voice

"Is there water? I'm thirsty...... Want to drink water!"

Lin Xiaowen thought back to what he had just said...... That's right, it's a more polite requesting tone, and it doesn't seem to match the person who opened his mouth and closed his mouth to call himself a 'dead woman' last night!

"Okay, I'll charge you 20 for a glass of water...... Sit there and wait!"

"Hmm!" Cheng Yishu nodded very obediently and didn't move!

When Lin Xiaowen handed him the water, he also took it with both hands politely, but what surprised Lin Xiaowen the most was that when he handed the water cup back to him, he actually muttered very respectfully

"Kamatha Hamida ......"

“...... Huh?

Suddenly came to such a sentence, Lin Xiaowen scratched the back of his head in confusion, and before he could ask what was big, Cheng Yishu closed his eyelids again and fell straight back......

"Hey, you, you......"

Lin Xiaowen was stunned for a moment, and the corners of his mouth twitched, "Are you awake?"

Cheng Yishu still didn't move......

"Hey, get up, this is my house, I took you in for the night, you can't stay here endlessly......"

"......" Cheng Yishu turned over and continued to sleep!

"Hah...... This man really is!"

Lin Xiaowen saw that his voice was really unmoving, so he simply ......

The corners of the lips are slightly hooked, and the calculation is in mind!

The ears are finally clear, Cheng Yishu chirps and chirps, and continues to sleep sweetly!

"Boom...... Boom ......"

"I rely on ......"

Cheng Yi opened his eyes violently, then turned over, and then the carp straightened up, stood up straight, and his two eyes began to shoot around......

"Sober up this time, little one...... I can't cure you yet!"

Lin Xiaowen raised it very proudly, the rolling pin and stainless steel pot lid in his hand......

"Are you sick?"

Cheng Yishu, who finally regained his senses, had a calm face and looked at her angrily

"Who are you?"

"Who am I?"

Lin Xiaowen pointed a rolling pin at his nose and said angrily

"You repeat the machine, keep asking, I am your nobleman, benefactor plus creditor, do you understand this time?"

"What...... What kind of mess?" Cheng Yishu shouted impatiently at her!

"Come on, you don't have to pay back the favor, you just pay off the debt!"

Lin Xiaowen generously put down his 'weapon' and continued to take care of himself

"Last night's accommodation fee was 300 yuan, although the pajamas are not brand-name, but they are worn by you, I will charge you 200, and the floor that you spit dirty, my clothes, shoes...... By the way, and my 'Pleasant Goat' also needs to be cleaned...... Plus the 20 yuan of the glass of water you drank just now, the most important thing is that my nursing fee was more expensive last night...... 800 yuan, so it is a total of 2820 yuan......"

"Stop!"

Cheng Yishu rubbed his eyebrows with a headache, and then looked at the woman in front of him again, "What are you talking about?"

"You want to pay the bill!"

Lin Xiaowen put down his fingers and looked at him sideways, "What am I talking about?" you drank too much last night in my bar, it was me...... Look at you lying on the side of the road, I took you directly to my house to take you in, otherwise you would have frozen to death outside!"

Deliberately omit some 'unimportant' links so that you don't sound greater!

"I'm vomiting, I'm sick to death, even the clothes on your body are all I helped you change, okay!"

Lin Xiaowen glared at him fiercely, what's the use of being good-looking? A drunkard who doesn't have a drink is still broken......

Cheng Yishu was looking around at her surroundings, but her brows were furrowing deeper and deeper, when she heard her say that she also changed her clothes......

Looking down reflexively, the two thick eyebrows were not only directly screwed together, but also the teeth creaked!

A lady's wide nightdress with a SpongeBob SquarePants pattern, which is only worn on his thighs and his lower body, is wearing only his boxer trunks......

"That...... I don't have men's clothes at home, and this maternity dress is still the same when I was pregnant with my baby...... I can only give you a moment, and there are still ...... I'll get you down with a blanket...... The lower body is covered, and I am ...... Absolutely no peeking at you, absolutely nothing!"

Under this man's angry reaction, Lin Xiaowen felt that it was necessary for him to explain first, although he was very good-looking and had a ...... figure Mmmmmmmmmm

Lin Xiaowen blushed and pretended to be calm, "I also helped you wash your clothes, but they haven't dried ...... yet."

"Who told you to take off my clothes? scoundrel, return my clothes to me!" Cheng Yishu was almost angry, and the anger in his eyes was as if he wanted to skin her alive!

"What are you yelling about?" Lin Xiaowen was also angry, "I kindly took you in, and you are still yelling at me, why?"

"Who is rare, just this ragged clothes, broken floors, and embarrassed to charge me 2800? Why don't you rob the bank?"

Cheng Yishu lowered his head in annoyance, glanced at the dilapidated sofa that was about to reveal cotton, and said angrily

"You dare to let me sleep on the sofa, it's not worth 50 yuan in your place, you want to go crazy for money, you ......"

"Hey, what's the matter, is this trying to pay the bills, right?"

Lin Xiaowen crossed his hands on his hips, stood on tiptoe, and sneered, "The long man looks like a dog, but he is still a leper dog, don't you give money, don't you? If you don't give money, I won't give you clothes, you have the ability to go out in a maternity dress!"

"You dare!"

Cheng Yishu glared angrily, stepped forward and pulled Lin Xiaowen's arm, staring at her face tightly

"Don't force me and the woman to do it, return the clothes to me!"

"If you don't give it, you won't give it!" Lin Xiaowen, who was glaring back at Cheng Yishu, bit his lip and used his other hand to break his palm......

"Okay...... Toast and don't eat and drink!"

Cheng Yishu, who has always been known for being a straight man, even in the face of so many glamorous and charming female artists, has never had the slightest pity for jade, not to mention that the appearance in front of him is not very outstanding, and he can be regarded as a girl from a small jasper!

Therefore, when the woman tried her best to deal with him, it aroused his stronger desire to win......

Cheng Yishu's other hand also held her other hand tightly, and this time it became a two-hand Pk against each other, but where is the girl his opponent, and the pain in his wrist immediately became more and more intense......

Cheng Yishu looked at her condescendingly with a smug expression, and Lin Xiaowen, who had the upper hand, began to blush because of the stalemate with him with all his strength!

Suddenly, as if she had thought of something, she saw the corners of Lin Xiaowen's mouth hooked slightly, gritted her teeth, raised her foot towards his toes, and stepped on it hard, and heard Yi Shu's "ah" scream, and the smile on the corner of Lin Xiaowen's mouth had not yet been fully displayed, and suddenly there was a whirl......

'Plop', the sound of the human body falling to the floor sounded in my ears......

‘...... No, it hurts?'

Lin Xiaowen, who closed his eyes tightly, did not feel pain, but was quite comfortable......

"You...... Dead woman, don't you get up soon......"

Cheng Yishu under him gritted his teeth and squeezed out this sentence at the same time, the door lock moved slightly, and both of them were startled, and looked towards the door at the same time......

“...... Small...... Text!"

"I'll go!"

A brightly dressed short-haired girl at the door, holding a cute little princess in her hand, both of them looked at the men and women on the floor with dumbfounded eyes......

Closing the mouth after the aftershock, Xu Ningning calmly raised her hand to block the little princess's eyes and calmly spoke

"Ranran...... Don't look at it!"