Chapter 220: The Frightened Mortal
"Ohmygod, woo....."
Jack's original elegant movements were after the first mouthful of porridge, and as soon as his face changed, he uncontrollably quickly sent the remaining porridge into his mouth, for this scene, Chen Fan and Sima Ruoyi were no longer surprised, on the contrary, they were still more interested in Mu Zidou who was wailing and jumping on his feet.
It's just that Jack's reaction next made the two people who were about to watch the play stunned all of a sudden, and even Sima Ruoyi, who was quick to react, didn't expect the script to come and go like this.
What the two didn't expect was that when they saw the tragedy of Muzidou, the first thought in their hearts was "What a big sin this kid usually does~", instead of immediately rescuing.
"Ah....Linda, why, why do you always scold me...although I am a man, I also need to be hurt by you...."
"Oh oh .....oh .....oh
Mu Zidou, who was jumping on his feet, was suddenly pulled into his arms by Jack with a bear hug, and kept beating Mu Zidou while crying, as if he was venting the emotions in his heart that had been oppressed by Xiu Linda, but this made Mu Zidou unlucky.
He didn't expect that it was just the beginning of the tragedy!
"You...what...hurt me...bird, my legs...oh, oh...oh...into the flesh, ah....." In the chaotic fist, Mu Zidou not only had a bad face and body, but was treated like a sandbag, and the bamboo stick that Sima Ruoyi got into was inadvertently pressed by Jack several times, and it hurt so much that Mu Zidou's roar almost pierced the roof.
"I..not..Xiu Linda....you're special......let go of me and find...she's in pain...."
"Sima Ruoyi, you're actually...still in the mood to use your mobile phone to video,.... you're inhumane...."Seeing that Jack, who was so intoxicated by Meiling porridge that he lost his mind, couldn't get rid of it, Mu Zidou quickly shifted his attention to Chenfan and Sima Ruoyi, but it was okay not to look at it, and he almost collapsed when he saw Mu Zidou.
I saw Sima Ruoyi holding his mobile phone at him, and he didn't have the slightest intention of rescuing, and even looked at his devastated appearance and laughed, "Little fat man, bear with me, let my sister finish recording and pass it to Xiu Linda to see, otherwise I'm afraid she won't find a boyfriend in the future..."
"Can't find a boyfriend?"
Hearing this, Mu Zidou, who was covered in snot, was stunned, but in less than a second, he roared, "Xiu Linda can't find a boyfriend and lock me up..."
However, this fart word has not come out yet, and Mu Zidou, who was about to lose control of his emotions, was so frightened by Sima Ruoyi's cold eyes that he forcibly held back the second half of the sentence.
"Mortal....you can't be so devoid...of humanity...."
Sima Ruoyi Mu Zidou was dead, but when he saw that Chen Fan was helping Sima Ruoyi adjust the angle to shoot, Mu Zidou, who only had the last life-saving straw, cried miserably.
"Think about who...when you're out of money....rain or shine to drink you....Meiling's porridge....think about who...when you're hospitalized...?who came to greet you with fruit early in the morning..."
"Fork..."
Chenfan, who was originally a little guilty, listened to it, and thought of those shriveled fruits at the beginning, and instantly felt that this kid was really retribution.
"Ruoruo, let's stand far away to save the pond fish!"
Chen Fan shot the middle finger at Mu Zidou fiercely, and then pulled Sima Ruoyi to jump a few meters away, because Mu Zidou's little short legs just wanted the dog to jump over the wall to take advantage of Chen Fan.
"Dust...fan....I remember...ah...Linda, you ball....my legs......."
Mu Zidou saw that there was no way to call for help, so he raised his little short leg and was about to kick Chenfan, but he didn't expect to be dodged by the two, but he didn't finish his cruel words, and he was ravaged by the complaining Jack as Xiu Linda...
"Hahaha..."
Looking at the wonderful "performance" of Jack and Mu Zidou in the video, Xiu Linda completely ignored Mu Zidou and the embarrassed Jack who were black-faced on the side, and smiled like a flowery branch.
"Laugh, sooner or later, you will be alone!"
For Xiu Linda, who was not as irritable as expected, Chen Fan, who originally had a lot of opinions about him, replied unceremoniously.
"Chenfan, believe it or not, I will kidnap your family Ruoyi out for a few more days?" Hearing this, Xiu Linda's face suddenly turned pale.
"I'll raise my limbs to support this!"
Mu Zidou's originally dark face saw that the two camps had a tendency to fight, and before Chen Fan's face could change his words, Mu Zidou raised his little short hand and jumped out, this tragedy came again.
Sima Ruoyi is the softest place in Chenfan's heart, and he was very unhappy with the stimulation of Xiu Linda, and when he saw Mu Zidou's under-pumping appearance, he raised his leg and shook it, and Mu Zidou, who was not prepared at all, suddenly turned his feet to the sky, forgetting even the pain, and looked confused.
After a while, a pig-killing roar came out of Mu Zidou's mouth, "Ahhhh
"Isn't it to lift your limbs for support?"
For Mu Zidou's acting skills, which are several times more painful than the actual pain, Chen Fan has long been surprised, and he has no psychological burden at all, so he will raise his foot and kick Mu Zidou's ass again.
I have to say that Mu Zidou is definitely a talent, and he immediately bounced up as soon as he "sighed", and ran to the side to rub his buttocks by himself, but his mouth was still unpleasantly broken.
"I'll tell Xiu Linda, don't pay attention to our family Ruoruo, and run to me less if it's okay!" Seeing Xiu Linda stretching out her hand to pull Sima Ruoyi, Chen Fan immediately pulled Sima Ruoyi behind him and vigilantly threatened Xiu Linda.
And our eldest lady Sima smiled sweetly like a little woman at this time, raising her eyebrows from time to time to demonstrate to Xiu Linda.
Regarding Sima Ruoyi's show of affection and love for dog food, Xiu Linda rolled her eyes speechlessly, "Chenfan, believe it or not, I bent your baby Ruoruo?"
"Gah!"
Mu Zidou, who was rubbing his buttocks, heard this, his eyes instantly turned into copper bells, and his reaction was more electrocuted than mortal, but this time he learned to be obedient and sighed silently in his heart, "This girl of Nima is really perverted, no wonder that ghost guy will be abused to look like a little daughter-in-law..."
"Go, go...where did you come from, and give me back!If you scare my little dust away, see if I don't break off with you!" Seeing Chenfan's electrocution-like expression, Sima Ruoyi immediately put away his smile and pulled Xiu Linda to give an eviction order.
"Hey, hey, who called me here at noon, it's a sin to be heavy and light-hearted?"
Xiu Linda directly shook off Sima Ruoyi and unceremoniously woke up Chenfan, "It's not impossible to want Miss Ben not to harass you, but can my man pass your bullshit assessment..."
Hearing this, the original stunned color of the mortal instantly became playful!
Your grandmother's, tell you to scare Master Ben...