175, get up and fight (ask for subscription)
It's getting colder, people are wearing more and more clothes, and they're spending more and more time in bed.
Xiao Li's family has three children, the teacher is well-behaved, gets up on time at half past six every day, and rarely sleeps lazy. Dou Dou is not well-behaved, the time to get up every day is not accurate, depending on the mood, often lying in bed.
This child has become a big problem to go to school, and he has been late for school for two days in a row.
The reason for being late was that she couldn't get up in the morning, and she was so sleepy that she dared to argue with Xiaoyuan's mother. Even if Xiaoyuan's mother is angry and beats her little ass, she can lie on the bed and continue to sleep, and the big slap that she is afraid of death on weekdays seems to be as light as a feather when it falls on her ass at this moment.
Another child is Elephant Lee.
From a physical and psychological point of view, this cannot be regarded as a child, but a man who can say "Dou Dou can't get up at the age of 4, I'm still lively as an 18-year-old, and what do I have to get up", can only be classified as a child.
Xiaoyuan's mother tried all means to urge the two to get up, until she finally found the right way.
Fortunately, Li wanted to get up very early that day, and Dou Dou continued to lie in bed, so Dou Dou became unlucky.
Everyone has weaknesses, and Xiaoyuan's mother found the weakness to start.
This morning, Li Doudou's child jumped out of bed crying and screaming, rushed out in close-fitting thermal underwear, and looked behind her while running, as if there was a super scary little animal chasing her behind.
"What's wrong, what's wrong?" Li wanted to come and help.
When the teacher heard his sister's cry, he also ran over from the restaurant and asked his sister what was wrong.
Dou Dou hugged Li Xiang's thighs tightly, pointed to his small bed with little fingers, and said in horror: "Bed, bed, there are caterpillars~Ah——"
"Caterpillar, scare the sinus to death~"
"Little don't we have scary caterpillars on our bed~"
"What a big caterpillar~"
"Help the elephant, hug, elephant hug~"
Dou Dou coquettishly begged for a hug.
Li wanted to hold her in his arms, and the little meatballs that had just come out of the bed felt really ...... Very good!
Xiaoyuan's mother Shi Shiran came out of Dou Dou's room, carrying the caterpillar that scared Dou Dou in her hand~
Green, multi-legged, with tentacles on the head, fluffy on the body, and still moving in the hands of Xiaoyuan's mother.
Dou Dou glanced at it and was frightened into Li Xiang's arms, burying his head in it and not daring to shout for help.
The teacher was also so frightened that he hugged Li Xiang's thighs tightly and avoided Xiaoyuan's mother from a distance.
Li Xiang also shuddered.
Xiaoyuan's mother looked at the three children of Xiao Li's family and smiled, and said, "In the future, whoever lies in bed will release caterpillars~ Remember!"
Then I went downstairs for breakfast.
Wow~ It turned out to be Xiaoyuan's mother's ghost, and she had a caterpillar toy in her hand, electric.
Li Xiang took Master Dou Dou to stay away from the terrifying Xiaoyuan's mother, what a big demon king, the three children glanced at each other, and at the same time made a bitter face, ouch, you can't offend Xiaoyuan's mother in the future.
The caterpillar is simply a nuclear weapon against them, and it is their nemesis.
Master Dou is small and afraid of caterpillars. Li Xiang is big, and he is also afraid of caterpillars, well, in his heart, he is still a child.
The terrifying Xiaoyuan's mother left, and the Dou Dou in Li Xiang's arms twisted and twisted uneasily, and Li Xiang asked her, "Do you want to continue to sleep in bed?"
Dou Dou said angrily: "The Lun family is going to kindergarten, don't sleep, go to the kindergarten to sleep~"
Hey, that's a good idea, bad boy!
Li Xiang: "Dou Dou, if you let your mother hear this, your mother will definitely put a caterpillar in your school bag, are you afraid?"
Dou Dou, who was just about to incarnate as a kindergarten bully, immediately became very well-behaved, nodded and said, "I'm so afraid~"
Li Xiang asked timidly at the teacher's feet: "Pigeon pigeon ~ The teacher didn't do anything bad." ”
This is a good child, Li Xiang can't intimidate her like he did with Dou Dou, he can only comfort: "Yes, Shishi is a good child, my mother loves you very much, and she won't give you a caterpillar." ”
Dou Dou was probably very afraid of Xiang Xiaoyuan and the caterpillar, and even instigated Li Xiang to invite her out for breakfast and leave the house now.
The baby is going to be frightened, and a caterpillar that is almost bigger than her is burrowing around in the quilt in half sleep, and she is going crazy~ I want to go crazy when I think about it~
Li wanted to go out to run errands today, so he still accepted Dou Dou's proposal: "Then leave now?"
Dou Dou couldn't wait to nod his head and leave quickly, and the teacher also grabbed Li Xiang's pants tightly, and said silently that she would follow wherever the pigeon went.
It's really time for Xiaoyuan's mother to see what she scared the three children into!
"Come down and eat!" Xiang Xiaoyuan's voice suddenly came from downstairs, "I've put away the caterpillars." ”
Li Xiang was about to say that he would go out to eat, but the Dou Dou child in his arms shouted: "Come on, come on, mom don't put caterpillars wow~"
Come and see this frightened child, who obeyed Xiaoyuan's mother.
……
In the restaurant, a family of five, plus a cat, is having breakfast.
The child of the Xiao Li family did not make it in the end, but just thought about it, and was immediately frightened by the caterpillar and retreated.
Li Xiang suggested to Xiang Xiaoyuan euphemistically: "Mom, don't take out your caterpillar to scare children, look at our family's Dou Dou, I was scared and cried early in the morning, and now I am stupid, look at you." ”
Li Xiang pointed to Dou Dou to show Xiang Xiaoyuan, a good boy who usually has a super appetite, but today he was in a daze when he looked at a bowl of porridge.
"I'm stupid, Mom, do you want this kid anymore?"
Dou Dou blinked his eyes wide, came back to his senses a little, and echoed Li Xiang's words: "Mom, do you still want a baby, you hurry up and get rid of the caterpillar~"
Shi Shi also nodded, but did not speak.
Dou Dou asked Li Chao: "Dad?"
Li Chao also echoed his daughter's words, what should I do if such a scary caterpillar scares a child out of a problem.
Xiang Xiaoyuan didn't care about the 4:1 vote at home, and said calmly: "I have lost the caterpillar." ”
Li Xiang: "Didn't you just say put it away?
"Lost. ”
"Is it really lost? Mom, don't lie to anyone. Dou Dou asked uneasily.
promised Xiaoyuan that he would definitely lose it, and then asked Dou Dou how could he doubt his mother, did he have love?!
Dou Dou immediately smirked and believed his mother's words.
The family can finally have breakfast happily again, but when they were about to leave for kindergarten, the damn Tum cat didn't know where to find out the legendary "lost caterpillar", so frightened that Dou Dou, who was carrying a small schoolbag, sat on the ground and crawled out, crying dad and calling mother, help, help, help~ The caterpillar is here again~
After this battle, Dou Dou was extremely diligent in the next few days, getting up early every day with his teacher.
The first thing this bad boy did when he got up was to check if Li Xiang had gotten up, and if he didn't, she would go to her mother to complain and ask her mother to throw caterpillars into the bed!
Li Xiangqi's nose is about to be crooked, I have never seen such a child who bullies the soft and is afraid of the hard!