"Hey, James, do you know who Figor Stiller is?" Haven Lin's face was a little complicated. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

James is the reporter of CBS, and he specially came to pick them up with the staff of the organizing committee of the art festival, because the broadcaster of this special art festival is CBS, so it is more convenient.

"Mr. Figor Stiller?"

"Uh-huh. ”

"Uh...... Have you heard his name from China? His reputation has spread to China?" James's face seemed to be a little unspeakable, "Mr. Stiller was a professor of literature at New York University, and he was engaged in the study of modern American literature. But one of his hobbies is more famous than his job......"

"You mean collecting American swearing?"

"Oh, you already know, yes, he used to go to every state in the United States, to collect insults from different groups, from different classes, including the Chinese, and it is said that there were quite a few very mean words in them, which he recorded in a notebook, but before he died, he burned them with his own hands - that is really a pity, isn't it?" James was relieved at once; Martin, one of our anchors, said that it was simply the most exciting part of the few cultural traditions in the United States, and it was a cursed Bible. ”

Lin Haven didn't ask any more, he turned his head to look out the window, Washington is very ordinary, except for a strange feeling that helps to form a forced character, there is nothing enough to make people feel, wow, the feeling of coming to the most powerful country in the world. Some dilapidated and old mailboxes and roads, without the addition of historical traces, in Lin Haiwen's eyes, there are only two words: dilapidated.

His eyes grew dull.

On the interface of the rivers and lakes, the treasured materials that had just been redeemed became "used", and more than 2,000 American curses were poured into his mind - oh my God, there were more Chinese swear words than he knew, and this was really not the result he wanted.

Sad.

"Lin?"

"Oh, Washington is so beautiful, I was so attracted to her, that feeling, it was like sitting on the street in the afternoon with a cup of coffee, quiet and wonderful. James, what did you just say?" Lin Haven squeezed out a bit of acting.

"You don't have to, I don't have any feelings for this damn Washington, I'm from Arizona." ”

"Oh, well, this gan your mother's Washington, it's really broken. ”

“......”

Motherfuucker, or "Gagan Mother", is nothing in Figor's collection.

James is very busy, Lin Haven is also very busy, and the girls of "Guanyin with a Thousand Hands" are even busier, rehearsals, exchanges, and it wasn't until the official opening day that everyone was a little exhausted and rested a little.

"You look a little nervous. Lin Haven joked with them backstage: "Most of the audience below are not of the same race as us, you can treat them as aliens, ET, aliens or something." In short, they don't understand you, they don't look the same, and there's nothing to worry about. You're going to blind their eyes, you know?"

"Yes, but there are a lot of dancers from other countries, and we're worried about discrediting our country. ”

Lin Haven was stunned, he didn't expect this, and he didn't know if he was too thick-skinned, or if he didn't have any patriotism at all - in fact, he was alone, why should he embarrass the country, the country has such a big face. Besides, it's not about peeing on the Statue of Liberty and dancing, it's something.

"No one compares to us, girls, you are the best, the best in the world. Like the priest, Lin Haven was preaching in a hurry. In fact, in Yin Li's eyes, I think he is more like a *** girl...... , so she led the girls to the side.

On stage, there are indeed many wonderful special artists who have contributed amazing works.

Dance, acrobatics, instrumental music, songs, etc., all the performances of normal people, they have, and they are not inferior. The mutilation of a certain part of the body adds strength, emotion and emotion to their artistic appeal. It was the first time for Lin Haven to see such a performance, and he was also shocked.

At the last moment, the stage was dark, and the audience knew that the deaf and mute dance "Thousand Hands Guanyin", which was praised by many people on YouTube, Twitter and Facebook, was about to come out.

Lin Haven also pinched his little liver.

"This group of yellow-skinned chickens is so annoying. ”

A sound, neat American English came into Lin Haven's ears, allowing him to quickly get out of the tense atmosphere.

It was a plastic arts program in the United States, and several dancers, or artists, who were physically disabled, built one image after another on the projection, telling a story, a great program. And the one who spoke, who was their team leader, or an agent or something, stayed in the background all the time.

"Daisy, don't say that. "An American girl wanted to stop her.

Daisy pouted disapprehantly: "The show of this group of yellow-skinned chickens is not as good as us at all." ”

Lin Haven had already appeared in front of her at this time.

"Daisy?"

"Who you are, I don't know you. Daisy frowned, probably realizing that what she said was heard by the Chinese, so she stopped mentioning discriminatory words.

"The group of girls you just insulted is my show, you know?" Lin Haven pointed to the stage; "You curly-haired with seven chrysanthemums on her face. ”

My God.

Those who heard it were stunned.

Haven Lin's English is very, very standard, even with a nice New York accent.

Daisy was enraged.

"You're a stupid chrysanthemum. ”

"Look at your face, it's like a heifer butt that has just been mated, covered with yourself, and the bull's excrement and secretions. ”

“...... fffuuck you. ”

"Did your mom pass through an oven when she gave birth to you? Look at your slit mouth, twisted nose, two turned out eye holes, and a big open face, it's like a pizza with no ingredients. ”

“motherfuucker。 Daisy was mad, but all the swear words she knew were stuck on a few phrases, and she could only say them over and over again. But Lin Haven, who has been inherited by Figor, can change tricks, and even change his accent to scold her.

"You're like a crazy turkey that has been hit by a bison. ”

"Oh my God, look at your eyeballs, I'm afraid only when you stuff them into chrysanthemums every night can you have this shi-like color. ”

"When you go out today, are you sure you haven't been hit in the head? How do you look like an oil drum rolling around the farm?"

“......”

"Sir, sir, stop, stop. Daisy's dancers finally recovered from their shock and stopped Lin Haven and protected Daisy behind her, "There's something wrong with her, but you, your, your, uh...... These words are so hurtful. ”

"I'm sorry, I was just communicating with an animal with compassion. ”

In the front, thunderous applause rang out at this time. (To be continued.) )