On the weekend, the old hooligan said that he would go to school to test his physical fitness, mainly running speed and long jump, but after yesterday afternoon's challenge and the 'flower' garden flyer performance, the old hooligan was almost able to estimate his results. )

He wanted to cancel the plan, but the two 'women' were reluctant, and their curiosity about how fast the old rascal could run was heavier than the old rascal's curiosity about himself.

So, at four o'clock in the morning, the old rascal was woken up by Yang Damei's 'woman', who was used to getting up early.

So, half an hour later, the three of them set off, called Lu Mei's two 'female' bodyguards, and hugged three puppies.

Driving the car, the old hooligan said helplessly: "Daughter-in-law, you said that you want to go, you still have to put on makeup, what should have been done in ten minutes at most, you just 'spent' for half an hour, you see, the sky is almost bright, after arriving at school, it is estimated that the sun is out." By then, there will definitely be more people exercising!"

Wang Zixuan said: "Hmph, husband, do you think we really want to see you running so much? Otherwise, we wouldn't be dressed like this, hmph, we have to see if you have the courage to take us around your school!"

Yang Damei's 'female' also nodded and said: "Husband, the 'female' person's mind is not easy to guess, you seem to have to understand it well, and strive to be a qualified husband!"

So that's the case, the old rascal looked at the two 'women' dressed in unusually beautiful dresses, and said, "I still wonder, since I came out to test my physical fitness, what are I doing wearing like this, and I still have them with me." ”

Wang Zixuan said: "Let Lu Mei test you, it's over, take us to breakfast, at noon, go shopping, hehe, carry bags for me and Sister Fei'er..."

Yang Damei's 'female' also smiled.

When the old hooligan drove the Audi A8 and Lu Mei's Range Rover into the school together, he heard a loud "one-two-one" sound;

It turned out that although it was not the first day of September, the school had already opened, and the freshmen had already begun military training, and the old hooligan said happily: "Look at it, the 'drill' field must also be occupied, we can't go to the stinky beauty anymore, military training is a serious matter." ”

Wang Zixuan looked at a group of young people outside the window who were stepping on the right steps, and said, "Well, they look 'very' energetic, let's not go down to the 'drill' field, let's go down and take a walk." Sister Fei'er, hehe, don't be afraid!"

Yang Fei'er said: "What am I afraid of, since I have followed this little rascal, I will not care about anything!"

The old rascal scratched his head and said, "Yes, others still envy me!"

At 6 o'clock in the morning, seeing the freshmen in grass-green military uniforms walking forward, the old rascal said: "I almost forgot, I'm already a sophomore, alas, according to common sense, sophomore can talk about love!"

Yang Damei's 'woman' glanced at him and said, "You should be responsible for your marriage, do you still want to fall in love?"

Wang Zixuan was chasing the three puppies forward, and he didn't hear the words of the old rascal, otherwise, he would definitely fight back.

Lu Mei and the others also came down, but they were freely released by the old hooligans, and they just returned to the car after half an hour. Lu Mei didn't go to college, so she ran to the side of the 'gymnastics' with interest, happily looking at the male and female students who were about the same age as her, walking forward and shouting slogans.

The middle-aged and elderly people or senior students who had to exercise on the cement road in the morning certainly found the old hooligan and two super beautiful 'women', plus three cute, white and yellow corgis.

Of course, the old rascal also saw a few male and female students in the class who were running by, and after they ran, they turned their heads and looked at him with great amazement.

The old rascal, when he got up, he waved his hand at the boy and greeted him, and he came to the "girl" to "kiss", whether it was beautiful or not.

Yang Damei's 'woman' was speechless for his habit of not changing his evil 'sex', and whispered next to him: "Husband, is your flying 'kiss' so worthless?"

The old rascal immediately scratched his head and said, "Hehe, accustomed to 'sexual' actions, accustomed to 'sexual' actions, daughter-in-law and 'wife', don't take it seriously, just treat me as an actor." ”

Yang Damei's 'female' sighed lightly and said, "I ignore you, jumping them to a new environment, I'm so excited, I've run so far, I have to keep up, you can move freely!" After speaking, he walked forward quickly.

The two super beautiful 'women' with three cute puppies, of course, were seen by many people, so they attracted a lot of attention, and the old rascal was able to exonerate, and he trotted away in the direction of the pig's nest.

It's officially at the beginning of school.,The old hooligan canceled the "post" of reading the letter, and now there are fewer letters than before, the old hooligan only needs to arrange a 'female' secretary in Lanyin Animation, come to get letters every three days, 'spend' an hour every working day, 'draw' some letters, and after a simple reading, then 'spend' half an hour, print the reply, and then let Yang Damei's 'female' 'flower' for a few minutes, and sign three words: Li Yifan.

Yang Damei's 'female' word is not delicate, with some general's style, which really made the old rascal admire, once he said, daughter-in-law 'woman', the word is like its person, my husband knows that you are quite ideal!

Yang Damei's 'female' said, hum, I know you underestimate me, I'm not a full-time mother!

Of course, Wang Zixuan's handwriting is not showy, and it is quite "masculine", which makes the old rascal sigh with emotion, thinking that he can write better than his husband's handwriting, which is too stressful.

Of course, the aunt in charge of the building stopped him, and after staring at it for a few seconds, she said with a smile on her face: "Li Yifan, your summer vacation has changed 'quite a lot', and it seems that you have grown again from the last time you met." ”

The old rascal politely said a few words and ran upstairs, but he didn't see his aunt suspicious: I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it, he could rub his head down!

The pigs were asleep, and when they heard the door of the room being kicked open again, they immediately screamed and cursed.

"Who are you scolding?" said the old rascal, pretending to be serious.

Brother Feng, who rubbed his eyes, immediately said: "Oh, Brother Fan, my brother finally saw you, oops, I really regret going home during the summer vacation!

But he said, "Damn, so much taller than me?"

The pig-heads are awake;

This said: "Damn, Brother Fan has grown again, he is not a virgin anymore, he still grows, it is too unreasonable!"

Brother Feng said: "Fart, who said that you can't grow a head if you are not a virgin? I can grow too, Brother Fan, hurry up, tell me, what 'medicine' did you take, or did you have any surgery?"

"I'm wearing heightened shoes, hanging on the horizontal bar for more than two hours a day, Brother Feng, as long as you do it, don't say 5 centimeters, you will definitely be able to rub it, one or two centimeters should be no problem!" the old rascal laughed.

Xiao Jun, who is also "extremely" not tall, said: "Nonsense, impossible!"

Brother Peach said: "It's possible, I also saw such reports on the Internet, it is possible to rub it off before the age of 25, if it is accompanied by training..."

Shi said: "Oh, big boss, the results of last semester are out again, damn, you are a cow, except for 98 points in politics class, the others are all 100 points, I heard that several teachers have copied your test papers, and you want to collect them!"

After speaking, he handed the old rascal a report card, and after the old rascal took it, he browsed it and found that he was more than 6.5 points higher than the average score of 93 points of the first Dao brother in his previous life, so he sighed: "This, it's a void for me, if I am busy in the future, I may not necessarily take the exam!"

Andy smiled: "Yes, look at it, Xiaoxin didn't take the exam, and he was the fourth in every 'door', which is really unreasonable!"

Brother Feng said: "No, Brother Fan, you have to save me, I came to the 'door' class in 10 years of my freshman year, and a total of 5 'courses' failed to pass, Brother Fan, woo, please, find me a job, I will really repeat the grade if I go on like this!"

Shi Bu said angrily: "Brother Feng, alas, your grades, this is going to work, give you 90 points, it is estimated that the class is not convinced!"

"I'm not convinced, I'm not going to school anymore, I'm going to go out to work directly!Brother Fan, please, okay?" Brother Feng said with an old face.

The old rascal scratched his hair and said, "It's okay, look at you so resolute, if you continue like this, I guess you really won't be able to graduate on time, okay, don't you 'very' like games? Just enter Lanyin Games, learn game production or something, but you don't know anything now, I can't give you much salary, 3000 a month, including food! What about you, live with Xiaoxin Ahai, but the house is a little smaller, and it's a little old, so I'll give you a new four-bedroom apartment!"

When Brother Feng heard this, he was immediately overjoyed, hugged the old rascal, and said: "Woo, Brother Fan, thank you so much, brother, I just like games, I have found a job I like to do!"

Shi pretended to be crazy and said: "It's unreasonable, big boss, I want to too, you can pull me out!"

"Damn, pull it out and hit the twenty boards!" Xiao Jun, who was a little jealous and hateful, said: "How many times have you been talked!"

Brother Peach and Andy both laughed.

Brother Feng said: "Stone, it's not that my brother said you, if you ask for it, don't go too far, don't think about the 1 million annual salary!"

The old rascal interrupted him and said: "Okay, okay, Brother Feng, this is a special situation, I don't save him, he may have a more difficult road in the future, you guys, it's better to study hard, Xiaojun and Andy, I'm more optimistic, Brother Peach, you still want to study a second major, business administration or something, doesn't your father want to buy an auto parts factory with me in a joint venture? You will also be a rich second generation in the future! As for you, stone, hehe, also rest assured, learn to do things, learn to be a man, learn to speak, if you become angry in the future, brother will also pull you." ”

Shi immediately blushed and said: "I, I, forget it, I won't say it, thank you for the reminder from the big boss!"

Brother Feng said: "Damn, it's still a big boss and a big boss, Lao Tzu is uncomfortable when he hears these three words, stone, it's not for the sake of his roommates, Lao Tzu has already kicked it over!"

The old rascal laughed, and sighed in his heart, you, Shi, Lao Tzu had no interest in you in his previous life, but he really didn't know much about you, although he had lived together for four years. But in this life, listen to his words and watch his deeds, you are really not as good as a few of them, last time, in the swimming pool, you even beat Jingjing's idea, didn't you see that Brother Peach pulled you away from Jingjing's surroundings at that time? You didn't understand what was going on at the time, so you had to let Brother Peach whisper a few words in your ear.

Shi immediately covered his old face and pretended to cry: "If I don't live, I will be alone!"

When the old rascal heard this, he sighed in his heart, alas, you are a stone, you are a little talented, and your face is as thick as Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, but unfortunately, if you can increase some real talents, there will still be some prospects in the future, but ah, if you continue like this, it will be difficult to say, at the age of 30, you must not become a thick-skinned, greedy but stingy person!

Brother Feng said: "Brother Fan, wait, I'll go wash up, come back, I'll invite you to breakfast, as long as you don't dislike the breakfast in the canteen." ”

"You don't need to invite you for breakfast, I'll come out with your sister-in-law, well, let's go to the cafeteria by ourselves." The old rascal said.

When the old rascal returns, he will soon attract his neighbors to the pig's nest.

Every word you say to me, all you say are some flattering and polite words, the old rascal said in his heart, if you succeed, others will respect you, this is really good!

Outdoors;

Yang Fei'er and Wang Zixuan followed the puppy;

"Sister Fei'er, you've been here for five years, until you met Li Yifan, before you really didn't have a heart for a man?"

Wang Zixuan noticed the eyes that kept 'shooting' nearby, and asked Yang Fei'er.

"Why should I be tempted by other people?" replied Yang Fei'er very smartly.

"Yes, we are cheap Li Yifan now, and we are always bullied by him!" Wang Zixuan said softly, after speaking, he turned his head and looked, and found that there was no shadow of an old rascal, but he followed some bad young people.

Immediately, he said softly: "Sister Fei'er, let's get in the car!"

Yang Fei'er also turned her head and saw more than a dozen young men following her ten meters away, it was obvious that these people were "admiring something" behind their backs just now!

She also spat out the fragrance and said softly: "These people are really annoying, let's go to the side and let Lu Mei drive the car over." Yifan may have gone to his dormitory!"

At this time, the old rascal was sitting on the 'bed' in the dormitory, listening to the pig's head or the words of the classmates, waving his hand, and smiling at the old class: "What are the three good students, I still give the quota to others, you talk to Lao Jia, it's useless for me to ask for it." As for what you say, what kind of treat, give a speech to the classmates and teach the scriptures or something, you can have a treat, and every semester in the future, I will donate 8,000 yuan to the class fee, and you will take everyone to rub it in the old class!"

At this time, someone said: "Diamond King Lao Wu, big boss, assets are billions, one meal is not enough, right? at least four or five or ten meals!"

When the stone gathered next to the old rascal heard this, he turned his head and found that it was the rogue brother Qiang, so he said: "Damn, go to the side, what a big boss is not a big boss, if it weren't for the sake of your classmates, Lao Tzu would immediately bombard you out of the 'door'! Ten dozen times, hold you to death!"

When the old rascal and a few pig heads heard this, they immediately laughed secretly, and the strong brother said again: "Hehe, let's talk about playing, please have a few meals It's not a word from Brother Li!"

That Brother Hui also arrived, and said, "Damn, I despise you, what qualifications do you have to be called a brother and a brother with others?"

Although they are both hooligan brothers, the two are obviously not in the same group.

The old rascal sighed in his heart, stood up, and said, "Okay, everyone is so enthusiastic this time, in the future, it will be rare for me to go back to school." Old class, donate 100,000 yuan this time, as the class fee for the next three years, how to 'spend', how to invite everyone to rub a meal or a few meals, you look at it, the accounts are supervised by everyone, and I asked Brother Feng to bring the money in the afternoon. Okay, let's all go out, I still have something to say to the dorm mates!"

After the idlers were blasted out, Brother Feng locked the 'door' and said angrily: "Damn, this strong brother, I wanted to beat him up a long time ago, his mouth is so stinky!"

Xiao Jun was also jealous and hateful: "Hmph, if he goes to our dormitory to talk nonsense again, I will slap him over!"

Xiaojun, who is 1.62 meters or 1.61 meters, sighed again: "Hehe, looking at the formation today, I really don't dare to come back in the future." Okay, Brother Feng, just go to work, today you contact Xiaoxin, let him find a new 'fine' decorated house, contact me after looking for it, remember to go back to school on Monday to open a certificate, and the make-up or normal exam should be exempted in the future, Jia Bujiao and the dean and principal will definitely sell me a face. A few of you, don't think about this anymore, you can't all go out, and you will all give 90 points. Just now I realized that people's words are terrifying, how many of you, sophomore homework is more, in the junior year, you can go to me part-time, hehe, since it is a part-time job, the money will not be much, 2000 or 3000 a month can be, there is no bonus, but you usually send some benefits or something, you still have a share. Okay, who wants to be the messenger of the 'flower', let's go to the cafeteria to eat together, I'll give them a call. ”

Xiaojun said: "Those rotten people just now, their faces are really hateful, Yifan, I can't be angry with them, we read a letter during the summer vacation, I don't know how many people have been annoyed these days, and I asked if there is a letter to see, damn!"