002 This man has a sick brain
Nandu University, Nandu University.
After Li Lingyun went down to the Himalayas, he returned to school, and he liked to be quiet, so even Dr. Xu Yang only knew his stronghold in the Himalayas, but he didn't know that he was now a student at Nandu University.
In order to fully absorb the knowledge of this era, Li Lingyun chose to become a college student. At present, the earth's spiritual energy is depleted, and it is no longer possible to soar to become an immortal, but this does not prevent human beings from making full use of their brainpower to create unprecedented tools, and even in some ways, they are more convenient than immortal methods.
For example, mobile phones, such as video and video.
After Li Lingyun took a short break, he went to the classroom.
He majored in archaeology, and took bioengineering and astronomy and geography, both of which were relatively obscure courses, and this course was astronomy and geography.
Li Lingyun chose the seat in the back row to sit down, and he especially liked the seat in the back.
Bell bell bell ...... The class bell rings.
At this moment, a gust of fragrant wind struck, and a figure sat down next to Li Lingyun very quickly.
Li Lingyun glanced at it and frowned suddenly.
The person who came was Chen Xiaoyu, and she didn't expect her to find out his information so quickly.
"Hello, it's really fateful, I didn't expect us to be alumni, my name is Chen Xiaoyu, let's make friends." Chen Xiaoyu said, and stretched out his hand.
Li Lingyun didn't pay attention to her, and at a glance he knew what Chen Xiaoyu had in mind, but he didn't have the obligation to help her.
"You can always tell me the name, right?" In fact, Chen Xiaoyu already knew that he was Li Lingyun, but it was not the old Li Immortal, she was still unsure, she wanted to start with mutual acquaintance to build a good relationship, but it was a pity that Li Lingyun ignored it.
"Saving someone's life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter, for the sake of my grandfather who also knows Dr. Xu, let's rescue it." Chen Xiaoyu approached Li Lingyun, a trace of a woman's unique smell, inhaled into his nose, Li Lingyun involuntarily moved his position and distanced himself.
"Please!"
Seeing that Li Lingyun was always silent, and even sat far away, Chen Xiaoyu was suddenly unwilling in his heart, so he had to use a killer trick and be coquettish.
She grabbed Li Lingyun's arm with both hands, since she was a child, she had never been coquettish with others like this.
Li Lingyun is as immobile as a mountain, for decades, he has not seen anything, not to mention modern people, even if it is a fairy in ancient times, he has seen a lot.
At this time, Chen Xiaoyu didn't notice at all that her coquettish situation had completely fallen into the eyes of other classmates.
"Damn, isn't this the flower of the Department of Economics and Management, why did you run our Department of Astronomy and Geography. ”
"What's the situation, who is this kid? Is it from our class? Why have I never seen it. ”
"This is one of the top ten goddesses of our school, big news, big news. ”
“......”
The crowd was talking about it.
Li Lingyun was like a monk, staring intently at the book in his hand.
Chen Xiaoyu did not wear a school uniform, but wore a thin T-shirt, dressed like a little girl next door, I don't know how many livestock heartstrings have been touched, usually a smile and a smile affect the hearts of young boys, and at this time, they can't help but drool.
"That classmate, please answer my question. ”
In the noise, the professor on the podium suddenly asked Chen Xiaoyu by name.
Chen Xiaoyu was called, but before she could react, the classmates around her reminded her that she knew, and her face turned red suddenly, and she said a little crampedly: "Teacher, what question are you asking, I didn't hear it clearly just now." ”
The professor of astronomy and geography was a female professor who looked very energetic in a sweatshirt, and she was also very young, only a little older than the average student.
Those who know her know that she is the youngest professor of Nandu University, Yun Ruoni, the status of the Yun family in Nandu is extraordinary, and Yun Ruoni is such a promising professor, many students regard her as a goddess, after all, Yun Ruoni's age, coupled with her physical appearance, is the imaginary object of their dreams.
"My question is, although we are studying astronomy and geography, we also need to pay attention to current affairs, what do you think of the current wave of interstellar migration?"
Chen Xiaoyu thought for a while, but quickly replied: "Nowadays, with the rapid development of science and technology, medical progress, population explosion, and immigration, it is very normal. ”
"Can you be specific, what is your basis?" Yun Ruoni continued to ask, if it was just a general answer, she would not be satisfied, and everything had to be fully argued.
Chen Xiaoyu is not a vase, although he is not from the Department of Astronomy and Geography, but these are the most basic cognitions, but it is obvious that what Yun Ruoni wants is not this answer, so Chen Xiaoyu is a little embarrassed, she bites her lip, and when she doesn't know what to do, she sees Li Lingyun on the side as if nothing happened, and suddenly thinks about it, she pulls up Li Lingyun and quickly says to Yun Ruoni: "This classmate Li Lingyun next to me is very proficient in astronomy and geography, and I believe he will add a lot of answers to my answers." ”
She quickly threw the pot at Li Lingyun.
There was a burst of pride in my heart, hum, tell you to ignore Miss Ben, tell you to let Miss Ben make a fool of herself in public, Miss Ben is not so easy to bully, and she has to obediently get up to help at this time.
"Okay, I'm welcome any additions. Yun Ruoni glanced at Li Lingyun, although she was a professor, she really didn't have any impression of this student.
"The earth is going to explode, of course you have to run, it's useless to say anything else. Li Lingyun didn't raise his head, just replied like that.
“......”
The whole classroom was silent.
Even Yun Ruoni was stunned, not expecting such a stunned answer.
"This student, can you say your words again? I'm here for astronomy and geography class, and although I also have a theory about the explosion of the universe, it's not a self-fantasy, and it's obvious that your answer is not qualified. Yun Ruoni saw that Li Lingyun had a problem with his attitude, and he didn't even raise his head or get up, and his heart was suddenly a little unhappy.
"In the era of the end of the Dharma when the spiritual energy is exhausted, people can't cultivate and live forever, so they naturally want to find a better place to live. Li Lingyun still replied in that cold tone.
“......”
The whole classroom was silent.
"This classmate's answer is really unique, so can you tell me, what is the basis for what you say this?" Although Yun Ruoni was unhappy in her heart, her identity as a teacher reminded her that she must have a teacher and not run wild.
"There is a lot of knowledge in geography that is based on traces, not to mention the theory of cosmic explosion, the earth has the theory of continental drift, the theory of plate composition, and the theory of seafloor expansion, etc., you can check the frequency of earthquakes and tsunamis in recent years, these data can show that the earth has been overwhelmed and may explode at any time. Li Lingyun took out his mobile phone and searched the webpage, which had a lot of statistics on natural disasters.
Seeing Li Lingyun's "serious" answer, and also came up with the basis, it suddenly made Yun Ruoni cry and laugh, and she didn't know whether to continue to compare with him: "Eh...... This student's idea is interesting, so can you tell me anything else? For example, if you say escape from the earth, where can you escape to? Mars, the moon?"
"It's useless to flee anywhere, there is no other way than to ascend to immortal!" Li Lingyun replied.
“......”
"Poof..."
"No, it's so funny, I can't help it!"
Everyone was suddenly noisy, some couldn't help laughing, and some girls were whispering, and they all looked at Li Lingyun with a strange smile.
I'm afraid this person isn't a psychopath, but I've read too many fantasy books like gods and ghosts.
The speaker was unintentional, but the listener was intentional, but he didn't expect Yun Ruoni to be more interested when he heard Li Lingyun's "Flying Ascension Theory".
"Then this classmate, do you have a way to ascend?" Yun Ruoni clasped her hands on her chest, she found that this student's expression was calm, there was no panic at all, and it was not a coping answer, just like Feisheng was taken for granted in his eyes, and she couldn't help but become more interested.
"If I could ascend, I wouldn't have to talk nonsense to you here. Li Lingyun shook his head, he was originally the last disciple in the sect who had not ascended, and now that the earth's spiritual energy had dried up, it was even more impossible to ascend.
"Then how are you going to justify yourself? Is the explosion of the earth just your subjective judgment?" Yun Ruoni continued to ask.
"Of course not, it's an objective reason. Don't you see that the hole in the ozone layer is expanding every year? The earth was originally a large piece of soil, and when it is windy, it rises, but now the ozone layer is seriously damaged, and the cosmic wind blows in, and the earth is gradually expanding, and naturally it is about to explode. Li Lingyun told the inference drawn from the data collected over the years, he felt that this matter was very common, and the master said that he should be robbed, this catastrophe was definitely not an explosion of the earth, the explosion of the earth was just a very ordinary thing, and it had no effect on him.
Come on!
Many classmates stroked their foreheads and looked at Li Lingyun with idiot eyes.
"Okay, this classmate, I went to the office after class, and I have a lot of questions to ask. Seeing this situation, Yun Ruoni might not be able to go up and down this class basically, so he said to Li Lingyun.
Many students suddenly showed meaningful expressions, and they looked like they were really like this, and they didn't have any thoughts at the moment, and ended the two classes like a good show.
After class, Yun Ruoni really called Li Lingyun and left.
When he arrived at the office, Yun Ruoni asked Li Lingyun to sit down, poured a glass of water and handed it over: "Your name is Li Lingyun, right? Li Lingyun, you chose archaeology, right? Can you tell me why you chose this? There are very few courses in this discipline, and there are no universities in general." ”
"Some things have almost been forgotten, I have to wake up my memory, and besides, for me, this is the easiest choice. Li Lingyun thought about it and replied seriously.
Yun Ruoni was speechless for a while, taking archaeology as a way to awaken memory, and also said that it was easy, and only he Li Lingyun was the only one.
"Astronomy and geography have developed quite rapidly in the past few hundred years, and I also have some doubts and need to draw inspiration from these modern people. Li Lingyun continued.
"When you say inspiration, do you mean what you said in class just now?" Yun Ruoni noticed Li Lingyun's words-these hundreds of years, which shows that he is relatively clear about the knowledge of these hundreds of years.
Thinking of this, Yun Ruoni was suddenly a little surprised.
"There are also many smart people in modern times, and even many people's ideas are more interesting, and it is worth exploring the truth and falsehood. ”
"Okay, I'm basically sure now, are you an ancient martial artist?" Yun Ruoni said, and suddenly slapped a palm on the water cup in Li Lingyun's hand, the paper cup broke at this moment, and the water column rushed upward, and then Yun Ruoni slapped the water column with a palm again, and suddenly the water column turned into an icicle, fell to the ground, and shattered.
Yun Ruoni is actually a hidden master, and this hand is estimated to have reached the sixth-order level.
But from beginning to end, Li Lingyun's eyes did not change.