Chapter 347, You're a Groom!

Li Muyang couldn't cry or laugh.

I didn't expect that I would provoke a woman with an unintentional sentence, I knew that this was the case, so I just followed Li Sinian and learned to pretend to be stupid and behaved.

If you want to back down now, I'm afraid it's too late.

Li Muyang looked at the old woman's stubborn eyes and said, "Red-sleeved girl, in fact, I didn't see the flaws in your makeup. It's just that I heard Uncle Lu call you a girl, so I called you so together------ my sister often taught me that when guessing a woman's age, you should try to guess as small as possible. It was supposed to be called aunt, so it was called sister. Originally, it was supposed to be called mother-in-law, then it was called aunt. What woman doesn't like to be praised for being young, don't you think that's the truth?"

The old woman giggled, and her smile was crisp, like the cry of a spirit bird.

Combined with her gray hair and wrinkled face, it feels like goosebumps fall to the ground.

The chaos in the red-sleeved pupils disappeared, and he looked at Li Muyang with bright eyes, and said: "You said that you didn't see the flaws in my makeup, which proves that you know that I am pretending----- so I am more and more interested in the little boy." If you don't tell me honestly, then I won't help you today. ”

"How can you be untrustworthy in your words? You just said that even if I can't say it, but Uncle Lu intercedes for me, you won't refuse------"

"Because I'm a woman. Red Sleeves said calmly: "What woman is not fickle? Besides, my job is to change and change." Is there something wrong?"

She turned to look at Li Sinian and said, "Little girl, did you say?"

"Makes sense. Li Sinian nodded seriously. "Women should be fickle. Such a woman is attractive.

"What a good boy. Red Sleeves seemed to be extremely fond of Li Sinian, and reached out to stroke her head again.

"Thank you, mother-in-law. Li Sinian smiled sweetly.

Lu Qingming enjoyed Li Muyang's appearance when he was embarrassed by the red sleeves, maybe in his eyes, as long as he was with Li Muyang, he was happy to see Li Muyang no matter what he did.

Is this what family fun is called?

Lu Qingming looked at Li Muyang and said, "Shepherd, since the red-sleeved girl sincerely asks for help, you can tell me what you found." It's good to let her pay attention in the future, and the disguise technique is to keep improving. ”

Li Muyang had no choice but to agree, looked at the red sleeves and said, "You go down the steps again." ”

"What?"

"Go down the stairs like you did when you first came out. ”

"What do you mean?"

"You'll know if you try it once. Li Muyang said.

"I see what tricks you're going to play. ”

Although he was impatient, he wanted to know how Li Muyang saw through her camouflage technique, so Red Sleeves once again walked through the steps according to the appearance that had just come out.

She still feigned unsteady footing as she descended the stairs, stumbling forward and falling.

"Stop. Li Muyang shouted.

Red Sleeves maintained a pause posture, raised his head to look at Li Muyang, and waited for him to solve the puzzle.

"Have you ever seen a real old man when he falls?" asked Li Muyang aloud.

Red Sleeves thought for a moment and said angrily, "What do you want to say?"

"When I used to live in Jiangnan City, there were many old people in the alleys. When they were young, they were not sensible and often followed them behind them to learn how to walk. So, sometimes I will learn what they look like when they fall. ”

"You're dressed as an old man, and you want to look like you're about to fall down the stairs with leg problems. However, when a real old man encounters such a step, they will be cautious and tentative, and take the first step carefully------ don't you feel that you are too hasty and too fast? There is no hesitation or fear in the face of such a step. This is not in line with the old man's temperament. ”

Redsleeves thought for a moment and said, "Based on this alone, you can guess that I'm pretending?"

"Naturally not. I didn't think much of it at the time. It's just that just as you're about to fall, I noticed some clues. I know that most of the people living in this Lanyue Garden are strange people, and if you are also a strange person, then you will not fall easily. This small step is naturally not under your eyes. But if you're just a normal person, why do you manage to keep your body in control when you choke on footsteps?"

"What do you mean?"

"You're not really going to fall, and you're not really unstable. Everything is under your control. You have extreme control over your body. So, that's when I started to really wonder what kind of person was going to do such a thing, and what was her purpose in setting up such a barrier?"

Li Muyang looked at Lu Qingming and said with a smile: "It just so happens that Uncle Lu calls you the red-sleeved girl again, and I understand that this is just a little trick of the girl." ”

"Hahaha-------" Lu Qingming laughed heartily, looked at Red Sleeves and said, "Red Sleeves, it seems that your camouflage skills still need to be improved." ”

"You're smart. Red Sleeves snorted coldly, glanced at Li Muyang fiercely, and took Li Sinian's hand and walked outside.

Li Muyang touched his nose and said to Lu Qingming very depressedly: "She asked me to say it." She didn't like it. ”

"It doesn't matter. Lu Qingming grabbed Li Muyang's hand and said, "Let's go, let's go in and see your gifts." ”

Li Muyang was not very comfortable holding hands with a man, but it was difficult to shake him off when Lu Qingming grabbed him like this, so he had to say: "Uncle Lu, slow down, be careful with your step." ”

There was a study in the room, and one wall of the study was hollow. The bookshelves spread out to the sides, with a black hole in the middle.

Lu Qingming pulled Li Muyang into the stone cave, and the stone walls behind him automatically closed to both sides.

Inside the cave, dozens of large and small heads are hanging.

The expressions of those heads were lifelike, as if someone had cut them off with a knife.

However, Li Muyang knew that it was fake. Because the underside of the head was supported by a stone platform, there was no trace of blood.

Obviously, this is Red Sleeves' personal studio.

Li Sinian took a step down first, and was adjusting to a strange ointment under the guidance of the red sleeves.

When Li Muyang came in, Red Sleeves pointed to a wooden chair in the room and said, "Sit down." ”

Li Muyang sat down obediently.

Red Sleeves stretched out his hand and stroked it along the contours of Li Muyang's face.

"Those with fine skin and tender flesh have a poisonous mouth. Red Sleeves touched Li Muyang's face and said complainingly.

"I -----"

"Shut up. Don't speak. Redsleeves scolded. "As soon as you speak, I can't measure the shape of your facial features. ”

"-------" Li Muyang knew that this was her revenge.

After a while, Red Sleeves said to Li Sinian, "Put that ointment on his face." It is necessary to spread evenly. ”

"Me?" Li Sinian was shocked and hurriedly said, "I can't do it." ”

"Just wash the ointment over and over again, out of the way. Redsleeves said.

"Oh well. Li Sinian walked over with the bowl of ointment and brushed Li Muyang's face with a small brush.

Li Muyang felt that his face was smeared with a layer of honey, sticky and sticky, and a little uncomfortable. But it doesn't smell like anything.

When Li Sinian brushed the ointment, Red Sleeves was already busy on the workbench.

She found the one that most closely resembled Li Muyang's head on those hanging heads, then ripped off the skin on the head, and then used a blade to cut it, covering the seemingly fine dough towards Li Muyang's face.

Li Muyang could only close her eyes and let her toss on her face for a long time. It was kneaded and pinched, and it was quite hard, as if it had some deep hatred and hatred from Li Muyang.

After a long time, Red Sleeves said loudly in front of Li Muyang: "Okay." It's time to open your eyes. ”

Li Muyang opened his eyes obediently, and before he could speak, he saw Li Sinian's face full of surprise, and said, "Oh my God, it's amazing." Who is this------ who is this?"

Lu Qingming also looked at Li Muyang with an appreciative expression, praised it in his mouth, and said, "The apprentice of the Thousand-Faced Poison King is really extraordinary. In just a short period of time, a new face has been created, and it is really breathtaking. ”

Li Xiang couldn't see his face, and hurriedly said, "Give me the bronze mirror." Give me a mirror so I can see. ”

"I don't have a bronze mirror here. Redsleeves said.

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After Li Muyang returned home, he finally saw his new self from the bronze mirror.

His face was yellow, and he looked like a young drunkard who had broken his liver.

The face is a little wider than before, and it is more wild and rough than before.

There is an embarrassing stubble, indicating that the owner of this face has a rough shaving technique.

Now Li Muyang has become a stranger who feels strange to him.

"That's very good. Li Muyang grinned. Although the current mask is not as handsome and good-looking as the real self, in the face of survival, everything else is something insignificant.

Besides, aren't the uglier days just coming?

Bang dang-------

Li Sinian slammed the door of the room with great force.

Li Muyang looked helpless, and said to Li Sinian: "When will you learn to knock on the door before entering someone else's room?"

Li Sinian retreated, knocked on the door with his hand, and shouted, "Brother, can I come in?"

"------- come in. Li Muyang said.

Bang dang-------

The door to the room was slammed open again.

"------" Li Muyang thought to himself, it is better not to knock on the door. Save the door and suffer again.

Li Sinian rushed in again in a hurry, grabbed Li Muyang's arm, and said, "Brother, go quickly." ”

"Where are you going?" asked Li Muyang aloud.

"Be careful, sister is at the door, you accompany us to the Thousand Buddha Temple. ”

"This won't work-----" Li Muyang quickly refused. He hadn't figured out how to face Cui Cheng yet.

"Don't worry. Li Sinian dragged Li Muyang and walked outside. "You're not my brother, you're just my groom. ”

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(PS: I said I want four chapters today, and I'm desperate.) Chapter 4 will be later, I'll eat something first. ）