Chapter 416 Suddenly Broke Up Like This (Three More Requests for Subscription)
Speaking of the King of Yellow Eyebrows, I really have to talk about it grandly.
First of all, you see, the mountain he occupies "can't fly crows, and it's difficult for the gods." Thousands of cliffs, hundreds of bays. The dust is rolling and no one is there, and the strange rocks are not tired of looking. Suddenly, the tiger roared and was terrifying, and the spotted leopard and wolf blocked the way. ”
In such a harsh environment, it is difficult to say that there are a few people living or passing by, it is deserted, it is difficult to eat individuals, and it is not a professional goblin to go down to this kind of place to do business.
But Tang Sanzang is a professional!
Let's talk about what the King of Yellow Eyebrows thinks!
This guy found out, and his colleagues sent it in the mortal world.
Taishang Laojun's driver, Qingniujing, occupied Jinxian Mountain.
Guanyin Bodhisattva's pet goldfish essence occupies the Tongtian River.
Bai Lujing, the driver of the Antarctic Immortal Weng, became a national teacher in the country of bhikshus.
Manjushri's mount, the blue-haired lion, became the king of the black chicken country, although it was a fake, but the small life was quite comfortable.
Wait a minute......
The king of yellow eyebrows looked at his peers, one by one, they went down to pan for gold, and they all looked like dogs.
His calm heart is a commotion!
Support the bold and starve to death the cowardly, others go down to earth, and I will go down too!
It's not easy to go down, just play big.
So, as soon as the King of Huangmei came, he built a small Leiyin Temple, pretending to be the Buddha.
Such a generous gesture is unique in the elf world.
Not to mention the fairy world, he directly built the Xiaoleiyin Temple, pretending to be the Buddha, and properly explained to the Three Realms what is called the professional level.
I have to say that Sun Xiaokong still admires this yellow-eyed king very much.
For a while, Sun Xiaokong decided to cheer for the King of Yellow Eyebrows.
Since you're playing so big, I'll play with you a little bigger, right?
For example...
Well...
Sun Xiaokong made a decision this time, and before going to Xiaoleiyin Temple, he was playing an anti-routine that shocked the Three Realms.
Show over the Three Realms.
The master and apprentice looked at each other, and they didn't say anything.
Let's go straight up the mountain!
Speaking of which, this mountain is definitely not simple.
The deer bit Zhi goes, and the ape picks the peach and returns.
Fox raccoon dog jumps back and forth on the cliff, and the roe deer enters and exits the ridge.
Suddenly, the tiger roared and was terrifying, and the spotted leopard and wolf blocked the way.
Seeing this, the yellow wind monster stepped forward and blew out a breath of air, directly scaring many beasts into running away.
is walking, suddenly see auspicious light, colorful fog, there is a building and palace, faint bell chime melodious.
It is really a red dust fairyland, a good treasure temple.
For a while, the master and apprentice were stunned.
Looking at this situation, it doesn't look like a monster's residence!
This tall appearance seems to have arrived at ...... Lingshan.
Sun Xiaokong thought for a while, and said seriously: "Master, that place is a temple, Zen light Ruiao, looking at this scene, it looks like thunder." ”
Tang Sanzang listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and said a little strangely: "If there is a thunder sound scene, isn't it Lingshan?"
King Yellow-eyebrow: Congratulations on your answer.
Zhu Bajie and the others looked at each other, and they were also a little puzzled.
It stands to reason that it is impossible to get to Leiyin Temple so quickly, right?
However, everyone didn't say anything, but quickened their pace.
In front of the mountain gate, Tang Sanzang saw the three big characters of "Leiyin Temple", and his face was instantly happy.
"It's really the Thunder Sound Temple!"
"Amitabha!"
"Good, good!"
Tang Sanzang is in a beautiful mood now, and he has finally arrived at Leiyin Temple!
Sun Xiaokong also said seriously: "Yes, this journey is really not easy!"
"After many hardships, I finally arrived at Leiyin Temple. ”
However...
Zhu Bajie and his party were stunned.
That's really confusing!
Tang Sanzang doesn't know, it's just that!
After all, Tang Sanzang was blindfolded by Sun Xiaokong last time in his life and took him to Leiyin Temple once.
Therefore, Tang Sanzang didn't know, and it was understandable.
But what's the matter with Sun Xiaokong?
After all, I am also a person who has been to Leiyin Temple a few times, how can I forget the road?
If there is no store in front of the village and no store in the back, how can it be Lingshan Leiyin Temple.
However, if you look closely, it is actually four words, "Little Leiyin Temple".
This little word, it's just a little word, like... The kind that everyone often watches in jokes, the same as the text pit man game.
Now.
Tang Sanzang changed into new clothes, sorted out his makeup and prepared to enter the temple.
Sun Xiaokong said suddenly: "As the saying goes, you must say goodbye to you for a thousand miles. ”
"Master, the fate of you and my master and apprentice has come to an end, although you took Bajie, Lao Sha, and Xiaobai to meet the Buddha. ”
"And I left before I could make up my mind, and began to live in seclusion in the mountains and forests, accompanied by a few of my celebrities. ”
it?
Tang Sanzang listened to Sun Xiaokong's words and was suddenly stunned.
Mom sells batches!
Wait a minute... Wait a minute...
It seems that something is wrong, definitely not right.
Zhu Bajie, Monk Sha, and Xiao Bailong looked at Sun Xiaokong even more confused.
Oh, my God!
This is clearly fake, where to meet the Buddha?
This......
The black bear spirits also looked at Sun Xiaokong with a confused face.
Especially the six-eared macaque and the yellow wind monster, both of whom have been in Lingshan and are very familiar with Lingshan.
This broken place in front of you, how can it be Lingshan!
Sun Xiaokong looked at Tang Sanzang and said affectionately: "Needless to say, Master, I have made up my mind." ”
"Hong'er, come with me later, Master, go quickly, don't let the Buddha wait. ”
In the end, Sun Xiaokong pretended to smile indifferently: "You should be happy, you finally arrived at Leiyin Temple, Master... Precious!"
Under the bewildered gaze of Tang Sanzang and his party, Sun Xiaokong's face flashed with an inseparable expression, and he ran away.
Put a monkey and Tang Seng parting BGM to incite sensationalism: "Just break up like this~"
"It's gone like this and never looking back, and the proximity party knows deeply......"
"How many past events are in my heart~ Ah...... Mountains ~ Water ~ "
Nima?
At this time, Tang Sanzang and a few people are really two monks, and they are confused.
What the hell?
I'm so confused!
Tang Sanzang is really confused, this is too sudden, right?
And Zhu Bajie and the others are also very painful.
What kind of airplane are you playing?
"Holy monk... Solemnly!"
"Uncle Tang... Solemnly!"
No, although the Red Boy and the others were also confused, they also withdrew after Sun Xiaokong left.
At this time, Tang Sanzang, Zhu Bajie, Sha Monk, and Xiao Bailong were left on the field, staring at each other with big eyes.
in the sky.
The five Guanyin people were also speechless.
Is this dead monkey crazy?
Blind?
Is this Lingshan?
This is the Little Lei Yin Temple!
it!
Why did you run away?
You ran away, this monster in the Little Leiyin Temple, caught Tang Sanzang, what can you do?
Who will save Tang Sanzang?
On the Spirit Mountain.
Rulai was also speechless at this time.
From Ru's point of view, Sun Xiaokong, a dead monkey, was clearly pretending to be confused, and then found an excuse to run away.
It's just... Shameless!
Oh no...... It's too much.
Rulai: Why are you so cheap?
I have to share you like Tang Sanzang, and my leg is broken for you, can you be honest?
It's just that if you come here, there is no way to do it at all!
Sun Xiaokong ran away, can't he find someone to chase him now, right?