"Miss Ming, I heard that you are full of poetry and books, and you are a scholarly family, so I am honored to meet you. "The words of the scholarly family almost made me spray a mouthful of blood on his face.

"I don't dare to be, that is, my mother is a kindergarten teacher, and my father is the kindergarten principal. "I'm already familiar with dealing with this kind of blind date. The corners of the other party's mouth twitched after hearing this, but the self-cultivation was still excellent, still smiling, and restraining his emotions.

This is the tenth blind date my mom arranged for me this month, and the person sitting opposite is said to be a postdoc, because he has been busy with research and has no time to fall in love. When the research was almost about to fall in love, I was surprised to find that women of the same age were already married and had children, so I set my eyes on us young people who graduated from pheasant college. The person opposite has a pair of gold-framed eyes that are particularly eye-catching, and the hair that is not much has to be combed forward, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a high math teacher in the university, I couldn't help but ask for a while: "Uncle, you are Gui Geng." ”

The corners of the other party's mouth twitched a few more times, according to my expectations, it should be about to lift the table, but the other party pointed at me with a trembling finger: "The world is going down, it's really the world style, the young people nowadays, it's so rude......" and then shook his head and left, fortunately, he didn't splash me with water. This only took ten minutes today. I feel like I'm getting more and more efficient at sending people.

I took out my mobile phone to call Luo Feifei, and as soon as she connected the phone, she asked, "How long did it take this time?"

"Ten minutes. ”

"I'll go, God quickly, Mingyue, I can tell you, if you continue to do this, you will be pulled into the blacklist of the blind date world. Luo Feifei reminded me very kindly.

"Rest assured, I'm fighting to get out of the blind date world before they blacklist me. ”

"Then your mother must not kill you. ”

Luo Feifei always poked my heart when she spoke, and when my mother arranged a blind date for me, she pointed at me with hatred: "Your mother and I are not crooked melons and cracked dates, how can I give birth to a cabbage like you who is not willing to arch a pig." ”

"That's not even inherited from you. Of course, I only dare to whisper this, when my mother educated me, Comrade Lao Ming was usually feeding the fish, and from time to time he interjected: "Girl, don't make your mother angry." ”。 Comrade Lao Ming only has two words for my mother, obey. If I were to fight, I would have to fight alone. So when my mother, Pear Blossom, asked me to go on a blind date with tears, I readily agreed. Based on my years of experience, obedience is the best policy.

"Come over and eat together, my mother pays, the most expensive of the all. ”

"I, I don't come here because I have something to do today. Luo Feifei spoke for the first time, things are not simple, and Luo Feifei, who can't be tempted by food, is even more not simple.

I hung up the phone very understandingly, then called the waiter to pack up and went straight to Luo Feifei's apartment.

Luo Feifei is also a twenty-eight single young woman, and of course we met at a blind date event. At that time, I had just graduated, I was upright and young, and I experienced a small lovelorn, and my mother was afraid that my first time I fell in love, I didn't talk about it to the end, which would cause me a psychological shadow, so she signed me up for a blind date. It is said that this kind of blind date meeting is specially prepared for us young people who are in lovelorn, everyone gets together to tell the pain of broken love, and empathy can resonate from the depths of the soul, I will participate in it with suspicion, and I ended up sitting next to Luo Feifei. When I was sitting in front of the yellow-haired young man opposite with a sweet smile, Luo Feifei's pig-like cry at the next table resounded in the sky, so scared that the young man opposite forgot his lines, and could only look at me and laugh awkwardly.

She wiped her nose, looked at me and said, "I'm not interested in women." ”

I said very enthusiastically: "Don't worry, I'm not interested, I just think that your performance just now is very talented, and I want to ask for a few tricks." ”

She also came over very enthusiastically: "I just played it very well." ”

I nodded frequently.

Then the two of us exchanged contact information, and since then we have gone further and further on the road of fox friends and dogs. They helped each other on the way to send blind dates and cultivated revolutionary friendships. Today she spoke in a rambling manner, and I felt that it was another big drama, and it was a pity to miss it. So he repeatedly urged the driver to hurry up.

The driver was impatient with me and said loudly: "What are you urging, hurry up and catch the adulterer." ”

"Master, how do you know?" I followed the master's words and continued.

The master looked at me in astonishment.

I took out a tissue and wiped my tears while saying, "That conscienceless, I'm only two months pregnant, he went out to fool around, my mother-in-law forced me to sign a prenuptial agreement before marriage, if I get divorced, I have to leave the house......"

I think my acting skills are the true biography of Luo Feifei, and the driver was stunned, and he said angrily: "You sit down." Then the taxi sped down the road.

When I arrived at Luo Feifei's downstairs, the master did not forget to persuade me bitterly: "Little girl, you are still young, but don't do stupid things." As he spoke, he glanced at the lunch box in my left hand and the kitchen knife in my right hand.

The kitchen knife was bought by the mother, and at this moment the driver is afraid that I am holding it to catch the adulterer.

"Otherwise, you might as well call the police. The driver said tentatively.

"Do the police still care about the rape?" I asked curiously.

"It doesn't matter, but they manage prostitution. ”

The old driver is the old driver, I nodded in admiration. In order to keep him from calling the police, I shoved the kitchen knife into his hand, and then said with a big understanding: "I have decided to negotiate peacefully with them, and I will give you this knife to take home and chop vegetables." "He looked at me like a psychopath, but took the kitchen knife away anyway.

I took out my mobile phone to call Luo Feifei, and if I didn't answer, then don't blame me for being unkind.

But the moment I pushed the door open, I was stupid. In addition to Luo Feifei, there is also my returnee ex-boyfriend in the house. I think that today's curiosity is too much, and it may lead to a bloody case.

Gu Xizhou sat on the sofa and looked at me, still so handsome, although he praised him for being spineless in his heart, but I, hey, I was so spineless, I could be carried away by his face at any time, so at this moment I should have asked, how could the two of them know each other? But I stood there and looked at him and couldn't say a word.

"Enough of it?" Gu Xizhou asked me, who was about to cry down.

I walked over with a sneer: "What a coincidence, I didn't expect to meet you here." ”

I put the lunch box down and said very interestingly, "You go on, go on, I'll come back another day." "I'm going to run.

Luo Feifei opened the lunch box and looked at the two of us and said, "Shall I go out or will you go out?"

I couldn't quite understand the meaning of her words, so I could only look at her and then at Gu Xizhou.

"Okay, I'll go out. Luo Feifei closed the lunch box she had just opened, and then walked away with the lunch box, and closed the door intimately before leaving.

I stood there messily, not knowing what had just happened, whether I had been caught raped and embarrassed to face me, so I left.

"Your vision is still so bad. "Gu Xizhou still looked at me as if he was dominating the world.

As soon as I said this, I got angry, did he think he was God? He even criticized me for his poor vision, if I didn't have bad vision, how could I look at him, a megalomaniac with a sense of superiority. I was about to push back with a lot of energy. Unexpectedly, Gu Xizhou quickly got up from the sofa, and then the next moment, I was hugged into his arms.

I really can't keep up with my brain circuitry at the moment, and I'm still immersed in the plot of why he hugged me, completely forgetting that I should push him away at this time.

He hugged me tighter and tighter, as if he wanted to rub out all my blood and bones before he would give up, I was a little out of breath, and quickly reached out and patted his back, and the moment I thought he was going to strangle me, he suddenly let go of me, his eyes were still as beautiful as five years ago, my shadow was reflected in his eyes, and I felt that I had become good-looking.

"It seems that you are doing well without me. Gu Xizhou returned to the sofa, looking cold again, as if the hug just now was my illusion.

"It's okay, it's okay. "I don't actually participate in old classmates' reunions, so I really don't know how to greet each other after a long absence, although Gu Xizhou hasn't changed much, he still looks cold and self-respecting, but after all, I haven't seen him for five years, I am indeed a little rusty, and I can only echo him.

I secretly looked at Gu Xizhou, he was wearing a dark blue suit, and his tie hung casually on the collar, as if he had just untied it. With this question in mind, I asked him without fear of death: "You, do you know Luo Feifei?"

"I've only known each other for a short time. "Gu Xizhou doesn't like to talk nonsense, it seems that he doesn't plan to explain, of course I shut my mouth in amusement, anyway, if he doesn't say it, Luo Feifei will tell me.

I didn't expect this scene now, the situation of meeting my ex-boyfriend has been played out countless times in TV dramas, what is the coffee shop on the corner of the street, the sea at sunset, it is not me like this, in my best friend's apartment. And Gu Xizhou, with an expression that you don't talk and I don't speak, I sighed, walked to him and sat down, and asked very good-naturedly: "When did you come back?" I was very polite and respectful to Gu Xizhou in line with the principle of being good friends after the breakup.

He raised his faint eyes and looked at me, his eyes deep as if they could drip water. Just when I thought my greetings were going to sink into the sea, he suddenly said, "I've been back for a while." ”

I don't know how to talk to him, I used to be timid when we were together, and I always listened to what he said. Now there is always a sequelae that I will listen to what he says, and I don't know what to do for a while.

I was just about to say that I had something to do, and I was going to take the opportunity to slip away. Gu Xizhou was the first to speak: "Accompany me to a place." ”

"Good. ”

After speaking, I was shocked to realize that I had made an old mistake again, and I didn't have a chance to explain, Gu Xizhou had already gotten up and walked out, and I could only keep up.

I didn't see any trace of Luo Feifei all the way out, and I don't know which pimple to hide in to enjoy the food at the moment. Gu Xizhou walked ahead, and he seemed to be very confident that I would follow, so he always didn't look back at me.

That's the way it was in college, I followed him all day, and he never looked back, because he knew I wasn't leaving, but after so many years, why he was still so confident and still felt that I would always follow him, which was quite puzzling to me. Although he was right in his confidence, I did follow him all the time.

Gu Xizhou walked to a Cadillac and stood still, I thought that he was driving a car now that ordinary people like us couldn't climb, but I didn't expect him to be a returnee elite, and he had such a simple concept and didn't put his position in an unattainable position. He opened the car door and got into the car himself, I froze in place, it stands to reason that he should open the door for me, so I got in the car and didn't care whether I lived or died, I decided to make a tantrum to prove that I was no longer the timid little girl.

I stood outside the car door and decided that I would never compromise on getting into the car except for Gu Xizhou personally getting out of the car and opening the door for me. A minute passed, Gu Xizhou didn't move, two minutes ......

Today's sun is very scorching, and Gu Xizhou still knows me very well, so he didn't speak from beginning to end, so I was at a loss just now, so I could only leave it behind, pull the car door and get into it by myself.

Gu Xizhou sat straight in the driver's seat, and glanced at me who was sitting in the back row: "Sit in front." ”

He didn't give me the door just now, and now he even forced me to sit in the passenger seat, and I decided to pretend that I didn't hear it.

I pretended not to hear him, lowered my head and took out my phone to send a message to Luo Feifei: You can go home.

I wanted to ask about how she and Gu Xizhou met, but in the middle of my message, someone suddenly picked me up from my seat, and I was so scared that I threw my phone out. Gu Xizhou ignored my frightened eyes, picked me up and walked straight to the co-pilot, it can be said that I was thrown onto the co-pilot.

Until Gu Xizhou returned to the driver's seat and stretched out his hand to fasten my seat belt, I still didn't come back to my senses from what he had just done. By the time I came back to my senses, the car had already gone some distance. Gu Xizhou didn't talk much, and the air pressure in the car was extremely low at the moment. In the spirit of peace and friendship, I decided to gently remind Gu Xizhou that our current relationship is actually not suitable for such an intimate act.

Gu Xizhou looked ahead without squinting, he was very focused on everything, and after so many years, he was still like this. I looked at him and said euphemistically: "I'm sorry I didn't hear you call me just now, but next time if you encounter something like this again, you can call it a few more times, it's really not good, it's okay to roar, a move like today, in fact, ......" I glanced at him secretly, and my expression didn't change, so I continued to say with confidence: "It's not timely." And it's better to leave the co-pilot's position to my current girlfriend, if she sees me sitting here, she will definitely not be happy. ”

I think my tone is tactful, but the meaning is very clear. Gu Xizhou drove intently and glanced at me: "Since you didn't hear it, how do you know that I called you." ”

I:......

Gu Xizhou: "Mo No, you deliberately pretended not to hear, but in fact, you just wanted me to hug you in person." ”

I:......

I actually think it's okay for him to explain like this, but, after five years, I was still pinched to death by Gu Xizhou, which made me very unhappy, as the saying goes, whoever makes you unhappy, you can only be unhappy in your heart, if you show it, you will generally die a miserable death, so I decided not to talk to Gu Xizhou anymore.

I was so angry by Gu Xizhou that I forgot to ask a question when I got in the car until now, where are we going? Obviously, I forgot to ask, and Gu Xizhou didn't plan to say. It wasn't until the car drove up the deserted mountain road that I asked in hindsight, "Where are we going?"

Gu Xizhou didn't look at me, still driving intently: "I'll be here in twenty minutes." ”

Why do I always feel that talking to Gu Xizhou is like communicating with aliens, but because I am sitting in someone else's car, for the sake of life safety, it is a basic moral quality not to conflict with the driver, so I put up with it for the time being. Twenty more minutes of low air pressure and I will be able to breathe fresh air.