Seeing this, Zhang Jun hurriedly ran over and said, "Xiao Zhu, what are you doing? Don't disturb the Dao Chief, hurry up." ”

Xiao Zhu said: "Uncle Zhang, have you finished eating your noodles?"

"After eating, what are you doing?" Zhang Jun had never eaten such delicious noodles before, and of course he would not let go of a single noodle.

Xiao Zhu was a little regretful, and asked again: "What about the soup?

"What the hell are you going to do?"

"I... I still want to eat. Xiao Zhu's face was slightly red, and he quickly glanced at the empty bowl on the table by the way.

It was a pity to find that every noodle bowl was licked clean, and there was not a drop of soup left.

"If I can't eat noodles like this again in the future, then what's the meaning of my life?"

Xiao Zhu's face was decadent, and he was completely out of energy.

"Alright, let's go. Zhang Jun pulled him, Xiao Zhu's tonnage was too heavy, and he wasted his strength before pulling him out of the Taoist temple.

Chen Yang sent them all the way away and came to the lower mountain pass before returning to the Taoist temple.

"The puja was over, and the two of us went back first. ”

"I'm tired today. Chen Yang thanked.

Qingfeng suddenly asked, "Xuanyang, let me ask you a word, and you tell me the truth." ”

"What?"

Qingfeng asked, "You didn't plan to let those two sluts go, did you?"

Chen Yang pondered for two seconds and said, "Poor Dao also has seven emotions and six desires. ”

"Hahaha!" Qingfeng laughed twice and said, "Don't let go of your hands and feet, you can beat it when you should beat it, we cultivators, do what you want is true." The identity of a Taoist priest should not be a constraint on you, and the revitalization of the Taoist sect is not in conflict with personal grievances. ”

"What are you talking nonsense?" Mingyue frowned and said, "Don't listen to his nonsense, the secular world must act in a measured manner." ”

"Hmph! What's wrong with the secular world? Taoism is the land of my Taoist sect, how can I allow others to go wild?"

Qingfeng said: "Even if you beat it, if you really accidentally kill it, if something happens, I'll help you carry it!"

Chen Yang couldn't laugh or cry a little, but what the two said did let him go a little.

After the two finished speaking, they left the Taoist temple.

Ya Ya's state was much better, leaning on Gu Seventeen's arms, refusing to let go.

Chen Yang said: "The poor road is now overtaken for you. ”

"Hmm. ”

Several people have their own thoughts in their hearts, and they are all reluctant to give up the present.

But I also understand that this state of affairs cannot be maintained forever.

This life has passed, and I only hope that the people in the next life will still be there.

Chen Yang set up the offering table and opened the altar.

Although it was daytime, it didn't have any effect.

The ghost sent to come, and Chen Yang briefly said a few words to them.

Gu Qiqi hugged Yaya, and Li Qingfeng held hands and followed the ghost to leave.

And at the same time, Yamashita.

Fa Yuan and Fa Liang, while going down the mountain, turned back from time to time and scolded in the direction of the Taoist temple.

But I didn't notice that a big black snake was quietly following and hiding in the grass next to it.

Not only that, in the wild forests on both sides, a big bad wolf was rushing towards them.

"Squeak~"

"Monkey?" Fa Yuan looked up and saw a maned monkey stepping on a tree trunk, baring its teeth at the two of them.

"Fuck you, fuck off. Fa Yuan grabbed the stone and smashed it, purely using the monkey as an object to vent his anger.

The monkey deftly dodged, plucked a pine cone from the tree, and smashed it at the two of them.

In contrast, the monkey's accuracy is much higher, but its strength is not as good as that of the two.

Rao is like this, and the two of them were also smashed with anger.

"Damn, the tiger fell into Pingyang and was bullied by dogs!"

"Even a monkey dares to bully us!"

"I'll peel you today!"

The two grabbed the stone and threw it at the monkey.

But at this moment, there seemed to be a "hiss" sound behind him.

As soon as Fa Yuan turned around, he saw the big black snake crawling over.

"Hold the grass, snake!"

"Is this the snake in the Taoist temple?"

"It's that brute, paralyzed, stinky Taoist priest wants to take revenge on us!"

"Run!"

The two of them ran away, and Lao Hei followed closely behind, flicking it violently and biting Fa Liang's thigh.

"Ahh

Fa Liang screamed, and was about to reach out to grab it, but Lao Hei had already let go of his mouth, and with another flick, he bit Fa Yuan's calf.

Fa Yuan's feet were crooked, and he rolled down the mountain several times.

Lao Hei is the most common black snake, although it is not poisonous, but after being nourished by the aura of the Taoist temple, it is far larger than the ordinary black snake.

The bite force is also impressive.

After these two bites, both of their legs were bruised, and they swollen after a while.

"Whew~"

The frightened two, as soon as they got up, found themselves surrounded by a pack of wolves.

Both of them turned white.

"Oh my god, so many wolves!"

"How... What to do?"

"Run, ......"

"I have weak legs. ”

The two wanted to cry without tears, and felt that their luck was too bad today.

I was taught a lesson by a little Taoist priest when I went up the mountain, and I was smashed by a monkey when I went down the mountain, I was bitten by a snake, and I was surrounded by wolves.

The big bad wolf stood uphill, glanced at the two of them with Wang Zhi's contemptuous eyes, and then craned his neck: "Woo!"

The wolves pounced on them as if they had received an order.

The two of them were completely out of moves, and they were pounced on by the wolves in two hits.

They thought they were finished, going to die at the mouth of the wolves.

In a panic, they found that the wolves had no intention of biting them.

It's just simple, bite off all the clothes on their bodies and scratch a few paws.

Then hold them down on all fours and pee on their faces.

At a glance, the two men without clothes were covered with claw marks of different shades.

Sticky wolf dung in hair and face.

"This beast is teasing us!"

The two gritted their teeth, but they also had the happiness of the rest of their lives, and they didn't dare to stay at the moment, so they ran away.

On the way, I want to pick leaves to surround my privacy, and every now and then, wolves will appear.

They understood that the beasts were trying to get them down the mountain.

It's just abominable!

These wolves are really not serious!

Finally going down the mountain, the two ran to drive, but tragically found that the key was lost!

They're naked!

After a while, I waited until someone else came down the mountain and saw this scene......

They couldn't even think about that kind of picture, it was so embarrassing!

Without letting them wait too long, that is, a little more than ten minutes, everyone descended the mountain one after another.

The two men hid by a large tree at the foot of the mountain.

"What should I do? Do you want them to give us a ride?"

"No, if they see it, it will be a shame. Fa Yuan shook his head firmly.

Fa Liang said: "But if they are all gone, how are we going back?"

Fa Yuan is very entangled, and asking them for help is a shame at most.

But if they don't ask for help, will they have to run all the way back to the city?

Fa Liang couldn't manage so much, poked out his head, and shouted loudly: "Donor!"

Someone heard it, followed the sound, and saw Faliang hiding behind a tree and waving his arms.

"Aren't those two false Taoists?"

"Didn't they go down a long time ago? Why are they hiding here?"

"Ignore such people. ”

Everybody keep walking.

Fa Liang was anxious and shouted, "Donor, we are in trouble!"

"Are they undressed?"

Suddenly there were more people, observing from various angles, and then the crowd erupted in exclamation.

"Oh my god, I really don't have any clothes on!"

"Good cow, these two people are too weird, aren't they?

"They're two men!"

Everyone made up all kinds of brains, and quickly surrounded them.

Yan Qing took out his mobile phone and looked excited: "Hmph, Lao Huang, you still laugh at me for making a fuss when I see a man kissing a man." Surely you've never seen two men in the woods, hehehe, right?"

"Xiao Yan, go and shoot it, I'll make them fire when I turn around!" Zhang Jun commanded.

"Got it. ”

Xiao Yan ran over and was about to take a rough picture.

As a result, I was dumbfounded.

These two people really didn't wear anything!

Below, it's a complete vacuum!

Oh my God, play really?