1. Chapter I
"Now, I declare the official start of the annual summary meeting of Qixiangshan Zombies. Next, we are invited to give a speech by Zhu Dagu, the handsome and dashing mountain chief who looks better than Shura, and everyone is warmly welcome!" On a high platform, a woman with a wonderful posture, simply put, a woman with big breasts, big buttocks, and a thin waist took the lead in applauding after saying this.
Shocking applause immediately sounded below, and the average zombie didn't feel it anyway, and his hands wouldn't hurt.
If it weren't for the thick white hairs on her face and exposed skin such as her hands, she might really be a beauty.
But even though the female zombie was like a moldy white radish, the male zombies standing upright in the open space below were still very excited.
The discussion between the two white-haired zombies was drowned out in applause, but it still entered the ears of Bi Yuewu, who was standing behind them.
"Lao Wang, this Li girl is really good-looking, not only plump, but also has good white hair, I like it!" The zombie turned his head and whispered to the zombie on the right, he turned his head, and the white hair shook the face of the zombie he called Lao Wang.
The zombie named Lao Wang tilted his head to the side and said, "Li Er, you haven't taken a bath for a long time, this hair smells a little big." Also, I think it's better to have the hair of spring flowers. ”
Li Er's two hands stretched straight out in front of his chest clapped his hands with difficulty, and he seemed to be a little ashamed: "You see that I have just cultivated for a few decades, and this arm is not very movable, and I can't wash it if I want to." ”
"Li Er, you said it earlier, I'll wash your ...... when I go back"
Bi Yuewu took a quick cup of tea and found that Zhu Dagu still hadn't come on stage, she looked around and didn't see Zhu Dagu's zombie shadow at all.
I don't know how long it will take to shoot like this, although she is already a zombie, and her hands won't hurt, but it's really boring.
She simply pulled her skirt and squatted down with a little difficulty, took out melon seeds from her purse, and secretly swallowed them. There were zombies all around, and she shouldn't be too loud if she didn't make too much noise.
After a while, her bulging purse was flattened by thirty percent, and she continued to knock beautifully, thinking that next time she would have to make more snacks in Qixiangshan.
A hand took advantage of the owner's inattention and reached for the purse lying quietly on her lap.
Bi Yuewu hurriedly covered her purse and gently patted her hand.
She turned her head viciously to look at it, and spat out the coquettish words: "How did you steal?"
Next to her squatted a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy who looked no different from an ordinary person, and the young man's eyes were staring brightly at her lap...... of purses.
"Sister, you can share a little bit with me, you see you have so many there. The young man's voice was lowered, revealing some grievances, which made people feel distressed when they heard it.
The young man was dressed in a black robe, with his hair draped, a black stone hanging from his forehead, and a few thin braids on both sides.
A pair of obsidian-like eyes looked at Bi Yuewu, like a small animal begging for food.
Bi Yuewu didn't say a word, and gave half of the melon seeds to the other party.
This melon seed is fried by Wang Ji Shop in the west of Qiongcheng in Shannan, and the sunflower seeds that have just been harvested are carefully fried with high-quality spices.
Basically, every time after eating, Bi Yuewu would risk her life to be discovered by the Taoist priest and secretly go down the mountain to find a child on the edge of the city to give some money, and others would buy her some melon seeds from this family.
After all, she can only jump, although she can barely walk a few steps, but at first glance she is different from ordinary people, and if she rushes into the city, she will be easily discovered.
So every time she took advantage of no one, she would find a place to stand and wait to see if there were any children who looked more honest.
But it's rare for her to see a hairless zombie today, and besides, she's not a stingy zombie, so it's nothing to have a snack.
"Thank you beautiful sister. The boy said with a grin.
"What a good mouth. Bi Yuewu touched the other party's head.
The other party was quite upright, rubbing her hand, with a look of a big white cat being stroked by the owner.
The two men crouched like two little squirrels, surrounded by zombies, hiding them well.
"I haven't seen you before, new here?" asked Bi Yuewu.
After death, people have resentment in their hearts, which accumulate in the corpse and do not send it out, and after a long time, it will merge with the corpse qi and yin qi, and in a certain time, it will form a white zombie.
Once the corpse is raised, the zombie can absorb the Yin Qi essence blood or the like Yuehua and start cultivating, and after a few decades, it can fade away from the white hair, and the white hair is replaced by the black hair, and at this time, it will cultivate into a black zombie.
After cultivating for decades, the black stiff faded into black hair, and at this time, his appearance was the same as before his death, and the jumping became even higher, and he had already cultivated into a jumping zombie at this time.
After hundreds of years of cultivation, jumping stiffness can turn into a flying corpse, and the joints of the limbs become soft, which is no different from ordinary people who have attained the Dao, and they can do anything.
When you have a thousand years of cultivation, you can practice into a lu and a lily and the like, and at this time you already have the strength to fight with the immortals.
The reason why the knee jump stiffness can only jump is because the knee link is not too flexible, so it can only jump blindly.
Bi Yuewu can barely be regarded as stiff, but she woke up three years after her death for some other reasons, so her knees have not aged, and she can still squat down with difficulty.
It was extremely difficult for her to squat down just now, and her knee joints made a "creaking" sound.
The young man with the same eyes as Bi Yuewu had a smooth face, but she didn't hear the sound of his knees just now, thinking that the ** of the ten was a more powerful flying corpse.
Most of Qixiangshan are white-haired and black-haired, and there are only a handful of hairless people, so she naturally knows that she hasn't heard of any zombie advancements or anything like that recently, so she asked.
"Yes, it's the first time I've come to Qixiang Mountain, and the yin here is quite heavy, and I like it. After the young man quickly finished eating the melon seeds, he looked at the purse of some melon seeds on Bi Yuewu's leg greedily, and naturally snatched Bi Yuewu's purse and put it on his lap.
"If you like it, you can stay, Qixiangshan is still very good. And I heard that some cultivators have been idle lately, and they are killing zombies everywhere. She didn't care about the boy's actions, took another bag of peanut candy from her arms, gave a little to the other party, and ate it.
"Qixiang Mountain is not much safer, it is better to be in the Demon Realm. The boy felt that the sugar in his mouth was about to stick his teeth together, and his speech was a little slurred.
"Where is it so easy to enter the Demon Realm, it doesn't matter if you don't know people, you don't even know where the door of the Demon Realm opens. "She wants to go to the Demon Realm, to be precise, most of the zombies and ghosts in the world almost want to go to the Demon Realm, but how can the Demon Realm be so easy to go?
The boy was just about to say something, but there was a commotion in front of him.
The plump white zombie girl from before went down, and Zhu Dahu walked onto the stage with a zombie with hairless and fat eyes protruding.
Bi Yuewu's elbow gently poked a black stiff woman on the side.
"Sister Chunhua, what's going on?"
"Xiao Wu, do you think my sister is beautiful today?" The black stiff woman pinched the orchid finger and put it on her cheek, staring at Bi Yuewu with a pair of glowing eyes.
Bi Yuewu looked at the nearly a foot-long black hair on Chunhua's face and her tattered skirt that she didn't know had worn for decades and couldn't see the color, and nodded affirmatively.
After all, Mao Weimei is already in the zombie world, and in the eyes of male zombies, Chunhua should be a fairy-level character, and she is not lying.
I heard that when Zhu Dagu, the zombie of Qixiang Mountain, cultivated into a jumping corpse, after seeing that he had no black hair, he hid in the coffin and cried for three days before coming out, which is enough to see that the zombie takes a fancy to Mao.
Bi Yuewu had a head on his shoulder, and he sneered after looking at the spring flower.
Chunhua only thought that she was a young man and didn't know how to appreciate her beauty, so she didn't know how to appreciate her beauty.
"The little cub is new?"
Bi Yuewu nodded, she turned her head to the young man and said, "Don't laugh, Sister Chunhua is the mountain flower of Qixiang Mountain." ”
Qixiang Mountain has a nice name, but in fact, it is a mass grave, and the most people here are corpses and zombies.
In the early years, this place was not so evil, because it was located at the junction of the two countries, there were wars here before, and the dead were buried on the spot, which was an ancient battlefield.
Later, the cities and counties at the junction of the two countries liked to transport the nameless corpses without relatives to collect the corpses, so there was a mass grave.
Hundreds of years later, the aura of the corpses here became stronger and stronger, and the ghosts were numerous, and gradually no one dared to come here, and finally this place became a base camp for zombies, and many zombies who were afraid of humans and cultivators in other places would come here.
Therefore, the reason why Chunhua is the mountain flower of Qixiang Mountain is because she fits the aesthetics of the most numerous zombies here.
"You zombies have a weird aesthetic. The boy and Bi Yuewu bit their ears.
"You guys don't like this over there?" Bi Yuewu was a little surprised, she had always thought that all the zombies in the world were like this.
"No, we like my sister like this. The young man's face in the moonlight seemed to take on a lovely orange color.
When she heard this, her heart fluttered, and she took out a small round mirror from her bosom, taking advantage of the fact that the moonlight was still quite bright.
Oh!
You're so beautiful. You're so charming, you're so beautiful, you're so beautiful!
Although the zombie world doesn't appreciate her beauty, it doesn't matter, it's good that she appreciates it herself.
Alas, she always thought that her name was derived from the word Closed Moon Shy Flower before her death, but later she realized that it was far from it.
The past, thinking about the past, the brain hurts.
Ah, the years buried in the dust.
She couldn't help but wipe the tears that didn't exist in the corners of her eyes, and looked up at the bright moon in the sky with her chin cocked high.
The young man's mouth twitched and asked, "Sister, what's wrong with you?"
"You're too young to understand the pain of being a witch in a country. A woman with a national appearance is destined to be ill-fated. She carried three points of grief and seven points of pride that could not be concealed.
The young man's voice was like a mosquito: "I'll just politely say that you are good-looking, why are you still serious." ”
Bi Yuewu didn't hear what the boy said, and fortunately she didn't hear it.
Saying not to dwell on the past, her mind honestly went back to the past.
"I was once the one who made the Nine Emperors of Jue want to sacrifice the country and his people in exchange for my safety, and thousands of people scolded me for being a sinner who disturbed the country. "She's just a little bit of language, and it's not so painful, but it's true.
The boy yawned, not the slightest bit interested in what Bi Yuewu said, he seemed to be starting to get a little bored, and the black stone on his forehead shone with a magnificent but strange light under the light of the moonlight.