Chapter 527: The Consequences of Eating a Beard
Suddenly, the entire courtyard fell silent, especially Qi Yunfeng, looking at the old man's gaze as if he wanted to kill him.
Lu Yuan looked at the old man with a smile and said, "Eh, you don't want Old Man Qi to wake up so much? Then what dare you come over, shouldn't you come here to harm Old Man Qi?"
"Also, is it time to keep your promise? You said you want to eat your beard!"
The white-bearded old man's face turned green all of a sudden, eating a beard?
Not only him, but also the tall and thin man, his eyes were also flickering, you must know that he had also let go of his arrogance, and wanted to eat his socks.
That Qi Yunfeng's face was cold, and he was worried that he didn't know what reason to find to clean up those old men, so he immediately said loudly: "Lao Wang, come over and supervise them for me, those who should eat beards eat beards, and those who should eat socks eat socks." ”
As for Lu Yuan, at this time, Qi Yunfeng didn't dare to move him, after all, he didn't know if the old man had been cured at this time.
Mr. Wen suddenly laughed and said: "Hahaha, you are asking for hardship, didn't you question Mr. Lu just now, you continue to question it!"
But where did the white-bearded old man and the tall and thin man have time to pay attention to him, they just hurriedly begged Qi Yunfeng for mercy: "Seventh Young Master, we were joking just now, you better let us go!"
"Yes, Young Master Qi, we are also people with face, and besides, we are famous doctors, it is not that you will not ask us in the future, it is best to leave a line in things. ”
Lu Yuan watched from the sidelines and sneered, except for that old gentleman, there is not a good thing for the people here, and it is just right to bite.
Qi Yunfeng didn't seem to be worried at all, and shouted, "Why don't you guys do it yet?"
Several bodyguards immediately came up and dragged the two old men down.
After a while, there was a scream.
At this time, the old man Qi had gradually eased in, looked at Lu Yuan and said, "Oh, this time it's really thanks to the little gentleman, don't worry, as long as you treat the old man well, I will definitely not treat you badly." ”
Lu Yuan chuckled and said, "No, we're just trading, so you don't have to pay so much attention to it." ”
Old Man Qi's face suddenly became gloomy, this guy is so rude, he dares to talk to himself like this, he simply doesn't want to live, but his current illness seems to be incurable by others except him.
Thinking like this, he smiled and said: "This is not good, my life is not comparable to anything, don't worry, I will have a good reward in the future." ”
Lu Yuan glanced at Old Man Qi with a smile, and said softly: "Since Old Man Qi loves him, then I will be disrespectful." ”
Old Man Qi glanced at a few old men with an ugly face, and snorted lightly. As for the two who had just been taken down, he naturally ignored them.
After a while, the whitebeard and the tall and thin old man were treated, and their faces became more and more ugly than the other, after all, they ate that kind of thing.
The white-bearded old man's beard was completely gone, and the tall, thin man had a green face.
Lu Yuan looked at the two of them with a smile and said, "The two old gentlemen really do what they say, I admire them!"
The white-bearded old man was angry for a while, and said angrily: "Lu Yuan, you wait for me, this matter is not so easy to finish, you wait for me!"
"Oh, I'm not done, I think you should worry about yourself first, don't you know, once a person eats a lot of hair, it is very dangerous. Lu Yuan smiled playfully.
As soon as these words came out, several people's faces were strange, didn't they just eat a little beard, how big could it be?
Lu Yuan looked at everyone's expressions and said with a smile: "If a little person eats a lot of hair, those hairs are not so easy for you to digest. ”
"You drank it with water just now, otherwise you wouldn't have been able to swallow it at all, but once you swallowed it, it wouldn't stay in the stomach anymore, but would go directly to the intestines. ”
"But the gut is where the nutrients are absorbed, and the beard can't be digested at all. ”
Several members of the Qi family were stunned, and the same thought rose in their hearts, and there was such a statement?
Lu Yuan looked at a few people and said with a smile: "Moreover, you don't know, it's a beard, it can easily be tied to the intestinal wall, and then, your intestines will think that there is a foreign body invading, and it will automatically secrete intestinal juice, and want to flush them out." ”
"But it's a beard, stuck in the intestinal wall, and it's hard to flush it off, so you'll start to have diarrhea, and you'll keep having diarrhea, losing moisture, until you die, it's really miserable to think about!"
Qi Yunfeng was stunned, and what else did he say?
Lu Yuan looked at the white-bearded old man with a smile and said, "How is it? Mr. Whitebeard, do you still have the heart to get along with me now? I think you should worry about your own safety!"
Whitebeard sneered and said angrily: "You are simply talking nonsense, I want to ......" As soon as he was halfway through the picture, his face became ugly, and one hand involuntarily covered his stomach.
"Thatched house, where is thatched house?" asked Whitebeard urgently.
Lu Yuan smiled and said, "It's useless for you to go to the thatched house now, but I have a way to save you!"
The white-bearded old man's expression suddenly struggled, did he want Lu Yuan to ask for help? But he had just mocked him so much, if he asked him for help, then he might not know how to laugh at himself.
But what else can I do but ask him for help?
That old man Qi didn't know what the contradiction was between Whitebeard and Lu Yuan, so he didn't interject.
After a while, the white-bearded old man only felt that his stomach was getting more and more upside down, and he could only think of Lu Yuan and beg for help: "Mr. Lu, please save me!"
Lu Yuan seemed to have expected this scene, and said lightly: "If you want me to save you, it's okay, apologize to Mr. Wen!"
The white-bearded old man's face changed, and he said angrily: "Lu Yuan, don't take an inch, let me tell you, I will never apologize to that waste." ”
Lu Yuan's face turned pale, and he said coldly: "Since you don't agree, then forget it, you still have to wait for diarrhea to death." ”
The white-bearded old man suddenly became angry, and was about to roar, but the next moment, he couldn't roar, he felt that he was about to hold back, and his face suddenly turned red.
Lu Yuan laughed and said, "Mr. Whitebeard, I don't know what you're thinking about?"
The white-bearded old man struggled for a while, and finally looked at Mr. Wen, and said in a stiff tone: "Old man Wen is my mistake, my fault is wrong, I shouldn't look down on you!"
Lu Yuan smiled and said, "Actually, you are very easy to treat, you go back and swallow a ball of cotton, and when the time comes, the cotton will take out the beard in your intestines." ”
The white-bearded old man's face changed again, eating cotton? He has already eaten his beard, and now he still wants to eat cotton? Thinking about Lu Yuan's expression when he said that he ate beard, he suddenly understood.