Chapter 186: The Mushroom House is Poisonous

After all the prepared meals were served, everyone sat down in turn, and everyone was appetizing with a sumptuous dinner.

"Director, come out and discuss something with you. Wang Lei looked at the table full of food, and shouted to the crowd of the program group: "Give me a few bottles of beer!

"Mr. Wang, now you are receiving guests, and you can find a way to buy beer for the guests yourself. The director was expressionless, and at this time I really didn't know whether it was better to say that MMP or not.

He now feels that this show is poisonous, and Nima, who is usually a good person, has become shameless when he comes here.

I feel that the change in my life is also a little faster.

"In this way, how about you sell us four bottles of beer?" At this time, there was a request for someone, Wang Lei had a flattering smirk on his face, and Teacher He, Yue Peng, and Bu Fan also looked at the director expectantly.

"Twenty for one can of beer, eighty for four, and I'll sell you for money. The director was expressionless

"You really did what you said, you're too dark, aren't you? I'm really not afraid that the audience will kill you after the show is broadcast, cheaper and cheaper. ”

"That's it, the director is a real person, if you think about the number of fans of our people, the number of fans of Guangbufan's blog is two million, you are really not afraid of being put in a sack when you go out!" Mr. He is also an alcoholic, he also wants to drink beer, even a good person like him can't help but threaten the director at this time.

"At this price, love to buy it or not!" the director said coldly again without fear of threats.

After joking out for so long, he knew that he would have to pay it back, and he was afraid that the threat would not be successful.

At this time, the two parties confronted each other on the spot, the director did not reduce the price, and everyone couldn't afford it, two hundred and three in the morning, the fruit was sold to seventy, and the meat money was given just a red ticket, and now the total assets of the mushroom house are sixty yuan, and the four cans of beer are also inserted into one can. It's not good for anyone not to drink.

At this time, Wang Lei once again took out his Xiao Li flying knife (took the slippers under his feet) and said to the director: "I really drank the beer today, and the conditions are different to something we can accept." ”

"That's it, now it's time to plant seedlings, there is a piece of land under the mushroom house, you finish planting the seedlings in the next few days, I will give you the beer money for free, so it's all right?" The director thought for a moment and gave his answer.

"Director, do you really dare to think about it!" Bu Fan now had to give the director a thumbs up, he still knew that piece of land, and he had to count it up one acre if he saw it, and he wanted to send people away with four cans of beer, and he really dared to think about it.

I really don't know if he's stupid or everyone is stupid.

"Teacher Wang, it's up to you. Bu Fan made a gesture of invitation to Wang Lei.

Wang Lei didn't say a word, and directly smashed the slippers in his hand at the director, "You are really a profiteer, call you a profiteer." ”

Teacher He also said helpfully at this time: "Director, you are too much, you are embarrassed to send away four cans of beer for such a large paddy field, do we have such a cheap, at least two hundred." ”

"No, Teacher He, Brother Yueyue only gave two hundred for such a large paddy field alone!" Bu Fan also hurriedly said.

The key is to talk about the current price and how to get the most out of yourself.

At this time, Yue Peng's eyes revealed innocence, he didn't know how he sat quietly and became a beautiful man by himself, no one provoked him, why did he find the door?

He wondered if the mushroom house was poisonous, and why he was always the one who was injured.

After listening to this, Yue Peng felt that the sumptuous meal in front of him was no longer fragrant, and he had no appetite at this time, so he couldn't eat it.

"Everyone, I said no, right? I'm just here to be a guest, the program team didn't say that they want to work before they came, and they still have to plant seedlings, my God, are you going to tire me to death?

Don't panic in case of trouble, take out the teacup first and take a sip of tea, Wang Lei said seriously to Yue Peng after drinking tea: "Didn't the director tell you when you came?" "Longing for Life" is the guest work, we watch, the show doesn't find someone to work, how can we call "Longing for Life". ”

Really Yue Peng felt very hurt, and he was very hurt when he came to "Longing for Life".

At this time, Teacher He opened his mouth to comfort Yue Peng and said, "Yue Yue, you have to think about yourself, you can." ”

It's better not to say it, Yue Peng listened with anticipation, and was completely disappointed. At this time, with the idea of breaking the jar, he said to the camera: "This show is really poisonous, I still recommend that you don't come to the next episode." After speaking, at the moment when everyone was surprised, Yue Peng suddenly slapped the table and said to the director: "Director, the money you gave is too little, and you want to send us away at eighty, this is impossible." ”

"Then how much do you say?" the director thought about it, too, that paddy field is really big.

"Anyway, I have to give eight hundred. Taking advantage of this rare opportunity, Bu Fan directly opened his mouth.

"Why don't you grab eight hundred?" The director had a trace of consternation on his face at this time, his eyes were wide, and he looked at Bu Fan without blinking, "Eight hundred is impossible." ”

"Five hundred, not a single one is missing, otherwise we won't drink. At this time, Teacher He spoke next to him.

Seeing that everyone's attitude was very resolute, the director thought about it and didn't dwell too much on this issue, nodded and said, "Okay, then five hundred, but we must start planting rice from tomorrow." ”

"Yes. Wang Lei thought for a while and nodded, "Then can you give us the beer now?"

The director nodded, beckoned the staff next to him and said, "Xiao Liu, take four cans of cold beer." ”

After the staff got the order, they took out four cans of beer from the substance of the program group and put them on the table, Wang Lei gave one can to Teacher He, Bu Fan, Yue Peng and himself, and the two girls drank the milk of the golden master's father.

After dividing, Wang Lei couldn't wait to take a sip of beer, "It's cool." ”

Teacher He stood up and invited everyone to have a drink, "We are together, and we are the life we yearn for." ”

"We are together, it is the life we yearn for, cheers!"

"Cheers.."

Everyone raised the drink in their hands, touched it in front of the camera, took a sip, and began to officially start.

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At this moment, the phone in the mushroom house rang "Ding Ding Ding..." As a physical responsibility, Bu Fan, who was a telephone commissioner, immediately put down his chopsticks and rushed to the house with his sister Zhang Zifeng.

Entering the house, Bufan motioned to his sister to answer the phone, and the two sides talked for less than ten seconds, and his sister looked at Bufan again at a loss and said, "Brother, she said she wants to eat lobster and hairy crabs." ”

Yes, another person who is not interested, there was Yue Peng who reported the name of the dish before, and now there is someone who wants to eat hairy crabs, I really don't know what to think?

Lobsters and hairy crabs, can there be such a thing in the mushroom house? If there is, Bu Fan said that he can come and have a bunch of them.

Bu Fan asked Zhang Zifeng to give him the phone, and said into the phone: "Hello, are you going to eat lobster and hairy crab tomorrow?"

"Yes, is there a mushroom house?" The voice is still a little weird, the program team is really bad, it still uses the original routine, and a voice changer is added.

"Yes, in order to satisfy the guests, we have a large stock of lobsters and hairy crabs, and they are fresh, eaten and caught. ”

After the baptism of Yue Peng and Zhang Jia, Bu Fan also understands that the highlight of the show is there, the lie comes out of his mouth, and he doesn't blush and his heart beats when he says it.

Zhang Zifeng on the side looked at Bu Fan's evil smile in surprise, she didn't expect her brother to be such a person.

Bu Fan's words made the guest on the other side of the phone stunned for a moment, and then asked with some uncertainty: "Do you really have that?"

Obviously, I didn't hear the director team say that I had to work in the past, why is this not the case now?

Lobsters and hairy crabs have a lot of reserves, and they are fresh, eaten and caught?

The guest, she said that there is such a program that can give her a bunch.

"Yes, of course, we not only have lobsters, hairy crabs, but also humps, bear's paws, and the more precious dragon liver and phoenix marrow. Would you like a copy of both?"

The more Bu Fan talked, the more outrageous it became, and the guest on the other side of the phone couldn't hear that Bu Fan was teasing her, no matter how stupid he was, and said: "Yes, I want all of these, what's your name? If you don't have these things to eat tomorrow, see how I clean you up." ”

She knew that it was neither Teacher He nor Wang Lei who answered the phone, except for the two people left, one Zhang Zifeng was a girl, obviously not, and the one who answered the phone was the rest of Bufan.

Good guy, you dare to tease your mother, you're really tired!

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