3. Her name is Chick
Yang Fei'er felt that she was being teased, and she no longer looked at Li Yifan, hung her head slightly, and walked forward.
The winter of the early 2000s was very cold, and Yang Feier still looked graceful under the windbreaker, which evoked Li Yifan's "memories of his previous life".
"Brother Feng, also go to self-study?"
Brother Feng will not go to self-study at night 99%.
Li Yifan slowly paced in front of Brother Feng, patted him on the shoulder, and asked.
Brother Feng is a Lingnan person, not tall, a little more than 1.7 meters, but his face is handsome, and his eyes are extremely vigorous.
"Okay, we've hooked up with female graduate students!" Brother Feng grinned.
If he was in his previous life, Li Yifan would definitely be embarrassed by these words and smiled.
But at this time, he winked at Brother Feng: "Hehe, then help my brother in the future, if you really get soaked, I won't forget you!"
"Ahh
Obviously, he thinks that Li Yifan is a toad and wants to eat swan meat.
"Haha!"
Li Yifan laughed, patted him on the shoulder again, and ran towards the dormitory building.
After Brother Feng saw his back disappear at the turn, he said to the few brothers next to him: "Brother Fan has opened his mind!"
Back in the dormitory, Li Yifan immediately felt a warm atmosphere, and he felt like crying.
He walked straight to his bed, sat down, looked at his roommate who had left, and said softly: "Light brain, my future is already changing!"
Light Brain also seemed to understand his emotions, and after a long silence, he replied, "Master, you can give me a name." ”
"Then call you a chick, but you have to change your image!" Li Yifan said in a tone that only a 30-year-old man can have.
"Little girl, hee-hee, little girl, little girl, hum, I like this name too much, what kind of image should I change?
As soon as Li Yifan saw this image, he couldn't cry or laugh again.
Jun Ji-hyun!
"What are you doing with her? You can't have another image?" Li Yifan thinks that Jun Jixian is indeed beautiful, but her image always appears in his "mind", which is not very good.
Indeed, when he and Lin Xiaojing watched "My Sassy Girlfriend" together, he was deeply attracted by Jun Ji-hyun's image.
"It's all your fault, the most in your consciousness are the images of those ** women!" the chick dissatisfied.
"**Woman?" Li Yifan said stunned.
"Hmph, who made you so lustful in your previous life and watch so many nasty movies!" The little girl Xue Jun Ji-hyun wrapped her lower lip and blew the hair on her forehead, saying savagely.
"Stop, you use this image, it looks quite pleasing to the eye anyway!" Li Yifan didn't want to argue with the chick anymore.
"Hmph, master, don't sit still, do you still have to always miss the past and look forward to the future like in your previous life?" the chick taught.
After Li Yifan felt the atmosphere in the dormitory, he suddenly stood up: "Little girl, there is an exam in the afternoon!"
"Stupid, find your philosophy book quickly!" said the chick with a deliberate roll of her cute eyes.
After Li Yifan clumsily found out the philosophy book and some notes copied;
"Hmph, take a look at my chick's first function, the 3D space scanning function. Chick said.
"What?" Li Yifan wondered.
"There are three perfect ways for you to pass the exam, one is that after I scan the textbook and notes, I hide in your head during the exam and teach you how to answer the questions, which is a waste of time; the other is that I control your body and help you answer the questions, which saves the most time; and finally I help you remember these things now, and you answer the questions yourself during the exam, hum, but this consumes my energy the most. ”
"This, which one is faster?" asked Li Yifan.
"Nonsense, of course it's the second one, I've already scanned it!" said the chick proudly.
"Of course, it's the second kind, this kind of bad class, it's okay to pass the exam! But, what, you control my body?" Li Yifan didn't want to fill his mind with these "philosophical" knowledge.
"Hehe, yes, you don't know what I'll do with your body when the time comes!" the chick smiled maliciously.
"No, that's the end of it, it's all self-loss. You're going to do something bad, and when I wake up, I find myself squatting in prison and eating prison food..."
"Woo, master, kindness is not rewarded, how could I do this to my master, woo..."
"Alright then, let's go by the second way. Li Yifan said helplessly.
"That's it! Next, let's go buy a lottery ticket!" The little girl immediately made a cute expression, and the change was so fast that Li Yifan felt that the savage girlfriend seemed to be "in his heart".
As soon as he heard the lottery, Li Yifan's heart began to stir again!
In his previous life, Li Yifan graduated from a bachelor's degree, and then went to graduate school, after graduating from graduate school, he traveled from South China to North China, changed several places, his career was unsuccessful, and his feelings failed, he wanted to go crazy with money, and studied the lottery, and the biggest prize was only 20 yuan for a single note, but it cost nearly 50,000 yuan.
At this time, the welfare lottery has just been promoted in the country, and the two-color ball has attracted many lottery players as one of the most effective ways to play.
Li Yifan remembered his previous life, probably around 08, someone embezzled hundreds of millions of public funds to buy two-color balls, and of course he had to die well in the end.
Any probability game is gambling, Li Yifan only slowly woke up before jumping off the building in his previous life, but at that time he was already desperate.
"Tonight, the lottery?" he asked, as he walked to a long-established lottery shop not far from the school's backstreet.
In my memory, the owners of the store were a couple, in 2000, they were still young, and when they saw Li Yifan smiling at him, the boss also smiled: "Yes, it has just been promoted to Anxi Province, and the prize pool is 30 million!"
Because it has just been promoted, it is not like later generations, and there are two or three hundred million sales in the first phase.
"Master, there are two first prizes in this issue, and now each note is 5 million, and if there is no butterfly effect, those two people should also win 5 million, so I suggest you don't buy too many multiples, so that those two people also win the first prize. Chick said in his head.
Li Yifan nodded and asked the male boss, "Master, how much do you think the prize pool will be tonight?"
"There should be 50 million!" replied the male boss while playing the lottery ticket for others.
"Okay then, give me 10 bucks. Li Yifan took out 10 yuan from his pocket and handed it to the male boss nervously, he kept praying in his heart: "Don't have a butterfly effect, don't have a butterfly effect!"
The male boss saw his nervous appearance and smiled: "It's the first time you play, right?"
Li Yifan smiled, picked up the pencil, wrote a note, and handed it over.
The male boss looked at his number while playing the machine, and after the fight, he also smiled: "You have a play, I feel this way!"
When Li Yifan heard his words, he subconsciously said: "Since there is a play, you can also make a bet and take a look." ”
After saying that, he regretted it!
"Humph!" the chick whispered in his head.
The male boss shook his head and said with a smile: "I feel that there are some dramas every day, but I have never been hit." ”
"It's okay, it's okay!" Seeing that the male boss didn't listen to him, Li Yifan exhaled as if he had unloaded a burden.
The male boss saw his appearance, but said: "Okay, it's rare that when I feel that there is a play, the lottery players also let me play, just make a bet, two dollars, it's nothing!"
After speaking, he actually made a bet according to the number written by Li Yifan.
Li Yifan was dumbfounded!
When leaving the lottery shop, Li Yifan felt a little erratic: "Little girl, is it unreliable, this has changed too much, right?"
"Hmph, the space-time shift is too big!" said the chick.
"Time and space shift?" Li Yifan wondered.
"It seems that you may still win the lottery, if you can't win, then the time and space offset will be minimal. Master, next time this kind of thing, don't be a good person!Otherwise, the time and space will shift too fast, and you won't have to play in the future!"
Li Yifan exhaled, saw the white air in front of him, and said: "If you don't have to play, you don't have to play, didn't you say that you are here? Even if you don't have the advantage of foresight, with your super light brain, are you still afraid that the money beauty will slip away?"
"Hmph, master, you have to be strong in the next 10 years, otherwise, even if you don't commit suicide by jumping off the building in 2010, you may be in danger of dying!"
"What?" Li Yifan almost screamed again on the side of the road.
"Well, this is the law of time and space in the laws of nature, and only when you are strong enough to affect this time and space, it is possible to avoid the danger of dying in 2010!"
"Strong enough to affect the entire space-time?" Li Yifan wondered.
"Yes, before 2010, you must have enough power to protect yourself, and the power to influence the course of this plane, or you will die. The chick said with a serious face: "If you die, the chick will be floating everywhere again!" After speaking, she showed a tearful expression.
"However, the more you change, the more time and space will shift, and if your strength is not strong enough after a complete shift, you will still enter a pattern of death, and even if you don't jump off the building, there may be assassinations, car accidents, and natural disasters to find you. ”
"So just now, you gave a good thing to the male boss, originally even if you won the lottery this time, the time and space offset would not be so big, master, think about it, just a moment ago, it was offset by 0.01%. If you do good things, if in two or three years the time and space are completely shifted, you will not be able to control your life, then, master, you may die!" said to him with a rare serious expression.
"However, since it is completely offset, why do you still die?" Li Yifan asked without giving up.