Chapter 102: One Meng Kills Three Mothers
Nie Qian and Afu didn't even have the idea of dating and eating, and kept paying attention to Yin He not far away, as well as the three aunts opposite him.
Afu asked Nie Qian, "Which of the three came on a blind date?"
Nie Qian pursed her lips and smiled, "Of course not, this Zhao Dandan, the people I introduced dared to release pigeons!"
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Now, in front of Yin He are three aunts, who have just introduced themselves, namely Aunt Qian, the mother of Zhao Dandan, Zhao Dandan's aunt, and Aunt Sun, Zhao Dandan's godmother.
I don't know what her relationship is with Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan.
Aunt Zhao is a native of the capital, sitting on the left, with slightly curly hair, wearing gold-rimmed glasses.
My mother, Aunt Qian, is from the Northeast, sitting in the middle, her hair is permed and dyed, and her figure is slightly fat, but it is not ugly.
Aunt Sun is a high-profile person from Ala, living on the right side, she is thin and monkey-like, but she has good skin and nails, and she is the best at dressing up among the three.
Zhao Qiansun and the three of them are currently settled in the capital, and they are very tastefully dressed, and at first glance they are the kind of delicate little old ladies who are rich and free, and there is no old man.
Aunt Qian, my mother, has already explained to Yin He, "My Dandan is too busy with work, hundreds of people in the company have to rely on her, and she has to work overtime at night, so I really can't spare time today, so I will leave it to the three of us, you have no opinion." ”
Judging from the attitude of this Miss Zhao, Yin He knew that today's blind date would not have any good results, even if she was good, she couldn't bear to let him go like this.
However, with the attitude of game life, Yin He still decided to continue this blind date, and he had to complete it very seriously.
He shook his head, "No comment, I also feel very honored to meet the three aunts." ”
Seeing that Yin He was so good at talking, Aunt Zhao immediately wrote and drew in the notebook, and Yin He asked, "Aunt Zhao, who are you?"
Aunt Zhao pushed her glasses and said calmly and indifferently, "Score." ”
Aunt Qian and Aunt Sun immediately took out a pen and paper and began to give Yin He an initial impression score.
It's quite interesting, it's the first time I've met such a blind date, and he's a little curious about how many points he scored just now.
"Auntie, how many points is the full score?"
"A lot of items, out of 10 points, this thing depends on the average," Aunt Qian explained, without informing Yin He of his score, and deliberately covered her small notebook, "What do you see." ”
Yin He didn't dare to say, "Look at you", he asked with a smile, "It's nothing, why don't we order something to eat first?"
Aunt Sun pushed the menu to Yin He, "Oh, it's all in English, you can help us with the three of you." ”
"I don't know what you like to eat?" Yin He got the menu, a little embarrassed.
Aunt Sun smiled, "We are not picky eaters, it mainly depends on your heart." ”
Yin He knew that out of courtesy, this meal must be paid for by himself, and the price of this western restaurant located in the Four Seasons Hotel is not cheap, with an average consumption of more than 1,000 per person.
Although he is not short of money, there is no need to be extravagant and wasteful for the blind date who has not come to anyone.
So Yin He calculated carefully, "Give the three aunts a pre-dinner bread, three margaria pizzas, and a high-quality vegetable soup." ”
This cost a total of 420 yuan, which is the cheapest food in the restaurant.
The waiter wrote it down and looked at Yin He again, "Do you want anything else, sir?"
Yin He said, "Bring me a caviar, a lobster pasta and steak." ”
Yin He asked the three aunts again, "Let's stop drinking, right?"
The three nodded.
The waiter was just about to leave, but Aunt Sun suddenly stopped her and asked, "How much is it?"
"Ma'am, it's 5,400 bucks. The waiter returned.
Aunt Sun and the other two aunts nodded approvingly, generous, plus points, and they made another mark on the small book.
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Nie Qian and Afu, who were not far away, also finished ordering, and Afu looked at Yin He, "I feel that he is gradually getting into a state, and the faces of the three aunts are not so serious." ”
Nie Qian said with a smile, "He is actually quite good at pleasing the elders, after all, he is handsome but not a mother, mature but not greasy, first of all, his appearance is very passable, as long as he is a little bit more concerned about interpersonal communication, he can easily become anyone's son-in-law." ”
The smile on Afu's face suddenly became far-fetched, "So uncles and aunts like him very much, don't they?" ”
"Fu, I'm sorry, my family is more traditional~" Seeing Afu like this, under the table ().
Afu shook her head, "It's okay, I just think that if I go to your house, your parents will definitely like it too, and Auntie liked me very much last time." ”
Nie Qian immediately promised, "Okay, I'll take you to my house as a guest tomorrow, and it just so happens that my dad is also at home." ”
"Really!" Afu's eyes lit up!
Nie Qian stretched out her finger, and Ah Fu immediately hooked it, "Hang yourself on the hook, you can't change it for a hundred years!"
Look, how much it penetrates, even this will.
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On the other side, Yin He continued to chat awkwardly with the three aunts, they were all very straightforward people, which made straight men like Yin He a little uncomfortable.
"How old. ”
"Thirty-two-three. ”
"It's a little older, we Dandan haven't turned 30 yet. Aunt Qian shook her head and made a note in her notebook.
She asked again: "Our Dandan is a Beijing household registration, what about you?"
Yin He said truthfully: "I am applying for a Beijing household registration. ”
This is actually not difficult, whether it is a high-end talent settlement or an investment settlement policy, it is easy for Yin He to get a hukou, and the company has been helping him.
Although he is rich enough, with such a hukou, there will be more convenience in the future, so he will turn Xiaolu and his parents into Beijingers.
"In other words, it's not yet, where are you from?" Aunt Zhao asked.
Yin He: "People from Ji Province." ”
The three of them made another note in the notebook, and the smiles on their faces were not so bright.
Aunt Sun asked, "My Dandan started her own company and is a strong woman, so what do you do?"
Yin He: "I used to do IT, but now I'm engaged in investment. ”
"Part-time job?"
"Do it yourself. ”
The three aunts glanced at each other and nodded, seemingly satisfied with this.
At this time, the dish came up, and the three aunts looked at the ordinary pizza on their side, and then at the delicate lobster pasta and steak on Yin He's side, as well as a small plate of caviar, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Aunt Qian knew that caviar was expensive, so she pulled the waiter and asked, "How much is that?"
"Madam, that's our signature caviar, there is a saying about edible black gold, 2880 yuan a piece. ”
Then Aunt Qian asked the price of lobster pasta and steak, and after asking, they took up a fraction of the price!
Yin He pretended not to hear it, and he was happy to eat, he usually didn't have such luxury.
The three aunts had unkind faces, and immediately revised the previous data, so angry that they didn't even want to eat.
Aunt Zhao, who was still the oldest, was more calm and continued to ask, "Then what kind of education do you have?"
While cutting the steak, Yin He raised his head and replied, "Bachelor's degree from Beijing Normal University, master's degree from Stanford." ”
The eyes of the three of them lit up again, Zhao Dandan only has a bachelor's degree, and graduated from Beijing University of Posts and Communications, which is incomparable with Yin He's dazzling education.
Only then did the three of them regain some interest in talking, and their mother, Aunt Qian, asked again, "Do you have a house and a car in the capital?"
"Yes. ”
"What car, what house?" asked Aunt Sun.
The question was so detailed, if you change a bad temper, you have long been impatient, Yin He has a good temper, wiped the corners of his mouth, "The car has a Maybach, a Speight, a George Patton, a McLaren, a Porsche, a BMW, oh, and a Geely, Fang ......"
Aunt Qian suddenly laughed and interrupted him, "Why don't you say you still have a plane!"
Yin He patted his thigh, "You didn't ask, there is indeed one, Gulfstream G650." ”
The three aunts were stunned and began to make eye contact.
Aunt Qian: Is this humorous, is it a plus?
Aunt Sun: I don't think bragging can be considered humorous, deduct points!
Aunt Zhao helped her glasses: Ask again.
Aunt Zhao seems to be a learned person, and gradually replaced Aunt Qian and began to output the main force, "In fact, our family is good, it is an intellectual family, and we don't ask how rich the man is, honesty, kindness, responsibility, and filial piety to the elderly are the qualities we value most." ”
Yin He met a bosom friend, "Aunt Zhao, you are right, I also choose a girlfriend under these conditions, oh, plus a beautiful, I have seen Miss Zhao's photo, it is quite beautiful." ”
Aunt Zhao smiled, "Speaking of honesty, then Xiao Yin, let me ask you, you answer honestly, foreign girls are very open, so how many girl friends have you made?"
This question made Aunt Qian and Aunt Sun both interested, and they stared at him with blazing eyes.
This question is a bit embarrassing, he is not like Ronaldo's scumbag, he still remembers how many women he has beheaded, and he will collect the mountain when he reaches 1000.
Yin He has never been counted in this regard, the key is that some women are between girlfriends and bubble friends, it is difficult to count.
So Yin He pushed the caviar to the middle of the table, scooped it with a spoon, and the fish roe particles fell one by one, Yin He asked, "Auntie, can you count how many fish roe are in here?"
The three aunts of Zhao Qiansun immediately had two big words in their minds - master!
And then they all scored 0 points in the book!
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Seeing the wonderful expressions of the three aunts, Afur pulled Nie Qian and asked, "What did he just say?"
Nie Qian doesn't have as good ears as Xiaobai, "He seems to be saying: This caviar is delicious." ”
"It's not like it~"
"Look again, look again," After a while, Nie Qian pointed to the three aunts, "I'm not wrong, you see they're all eating!"
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The three aunts feel that there is nothing to talk about, they are greedy and greedy, and they are exaggerated and bragging, and their private lives are so indecent, except for a good skin, they are simply useless!
Now they are concentrating on eating, too lazy to take care of Yin He anymore, although it is not pleasant, but such a good restaurant and such a good meal cannot be wasted.
Aunt Qian was the most invisible, and when she saw the caviar placed in the middle of the table, she took it directly and scooped a spoonful for Aunt Zhao and Aunt Sun, and saw the bottom directly.
Yin He smiled and didn't care too much, he preferred staple foods and meat that could fill his stomach to this rare and precious ingredient.
Seeing that the venue was a little cold, Yin He wiped the corners of his mouth, ready to talk about something, "Aunties, I also want to know more about the three of you, don't you mind if I ask a few words?"
Aunt Qian raised her head and glanced at him, "What do you want to ask?"
Yin He smiled, "The three aunts, the uncles in the family are still healthy, right?"
Aunt Qian snorted, "My old man was gone two years ago, what's the matter!"
Yin He looked at Aunt Zhao again.
Aunt Zhao, who looks like an intellectual, pretended to be strong, but she still said truthfully, "I have left a long time ago." ”
Finally, he looked at Aunt Sun.
Aunt Sun replied, "Oh, why should I tell you as a child." ”
As a result, she didn't say it, and Aunt Qian, who was a best friend with her, directly leaked her old truth, "She has never been married in her life, otherwise she will treat my daughter as her own daughter." ”
Yin He clapped his hands, "Great!"
Zhao Qiansun immediately glared at him fiercely.
Yin He knew that he was speechless, and hurriedly explained, "That's the case, I see that the three aunts are all in their forties, I think you should be able to pursue happiness again!"
The number of 40 years old made the three aunts feel a little refreshed, the youngest of the three of them, Aunt Sun, is 51, and Aunt Zhao is 58 years old.
"What do you want to say?" Aunt Qian asked bluntly.
Yin He said with a smile, "How many points do the aunts give me, let's not talk about this, I have an older single charming old man here, I think the three aunts might as well get to know it!"
Aunt Qian was dumbfounded, "What do you mean, you want to introduce us to someone!"
"Why not!" Yin He also had a whim, these three little old ladies are all good-looking, and the conditions are also good, so why can't Lao Meng also have a second spring.
Those who can't be waterlogged will die, and those who are dry will die.
Seeing that Aunt Zhao had already begun to blush, and Aunt Sun was also restless, Yin He hurriedly said, "Auntie, listen to me first, this person I introduced is Meng Qingtang, a university professor at Zhongchuan and the vice president of the Advertising School, you can check it on the Internet, there is definitely a talent, a handsome old guy." ”
The three of them immediately pricked up their ears and listened carefully.
In fact, Aunt Zhao is also a teacher, but she is a retired high school teacher, and the profession of a university professor is still very respectable, not to mention a famous university like Zhongchuan, which is old and high in terms of social status and income.
Aunt Qian asked in a ghostly manner, "How old is he?"
"55 years old. ”
Aunt Zhao immediately patted her arm, "My brother has only been gone for a few years, so you want to remarry?"
Aunt Sun smiled, "Sister Qian, I think your sister-in-law wants to get in touch with her, so don't fight with her." ”
Aunt Qian looked at Aunt Sun, "Actually, I asked for you, you haven't been married, how suitable is this!"
Aunt Zhao, "I can't see it so suitable, if Xiao Sun wants to get married, marry early, and stay at this age, there must be a reason." ”
Aunt Sun stood up angrily, "Teacher Zhao, what reason can I have, I'm not sick anyway, I just have high vision, I can't look down on those mediocre men, where am I wrong!"
Aunt Zhao-for-tat, "You're right, but I don't want my niece to be like your godmother, who hasn't married herself out in her fifties." ”
Aunt Qian, "Oh, sister, you just don't say a few words, and Xiao Zhao is also angry." ”
In the end, she looked at Yin He, "It's all your fault, what kind of old man did you introduce, he is still the same age as me, this is a whole matter." ”
Aunt Sun looked at Aunt Qian and teased, "Sister Qian, what do you mean, you are the same age, and you are quite fateful, right?"
"What's more, he also has a daughter, just like you!" Yin He added.
"Really, is my daughter married?" Aunt Qian asked casually.
Aunt Zhao immediately quietly wiped her tears and sighed, "It's not been two years since my brother left~"
Aunt Sun began to target Aunt Zhao, she took out her mobile phone, searched for a photo of Meng Qingtang, and looked in front of Aunt Qian, "Look, it's really handsome, or let's meet, Lao Zhao has been gone for two years, why can't you look for it again!"
Yin He was embarrassed, he didn't know what to do, he didn't dare to speak anymore, he didn't dare to move, and the lobster pasta in his hand was all lumped.
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Ah Fu and Xiao Qian have been paying attention to the situation over here, and Ah Fu first asked, "What's wrong, it feels a little lively?"
Nie Qian, "Yes, there is an aunt who seems to be crying." ”
Afu, "Let's go, go over and have a look." ”
Nie Qian: "Pretend to go to the bathroom." ”
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Aunt Qian had no choice but to glance at Meng Qingtang's photo, and suddenly said "Huh", "It's a little similar to Lao Zhao!"
Aunt Zhao wiped her tears and took a look, it turned out to be her favorite type, Si Swenwen's, she snorted, "It's like my brother, it's like clothes!"
Aunt Sun also took a closer look at Meng Qingtang's appearance at this time, wow, what a handsome old man!
She asked Yin He, "This photo is not retouched, right?"
Yin He was secretly sucking noodles and said busily, "It's definitely exactly the same as the real thing, it looks like this!"
Lao Meng deserves the four words of appearance, after all, he is Xiao Shu's father, Xiao Shu is so good-looking, reverse inheritance, Lao Meng can't be ugly.
Seeing the three little old ladies like this, Yin He smiled and said, "Otherwise, I'll help contact you and meet you." ”
The three aunts snorted at the same time and sat down.
Aunt Qian first said, "What do you see, I'm for my daughter's blind date, I'm not in a hurry." ”
Aunt Zhao, "Brother and sister, do you think this will be a plan made by Dandan's girl, deliberately arrange such a person, and then introduce you to an old man, let you have some busy work, and then arrange her again." ”
Aunt Qian didn't think about it, "Ah, will it?
Aunt Zhao, "Dandan is so smart, don't fall for it!"
Aunt Sun glared at Yin He, "Say, are you the Thor arranged by Dandan!"
It's 0202, and Lenovo is almost yellow, why is this little old lady's association ability still so strong!
Yin He said wrongly, "I haven't met your family Zhao Dandan at all, didn't I see that you don't look down on me, so I thought about arranging my brother-in-law." ”
"Is this your brother-in-law?" asked Aunt Qian.
"Distant relatives~" Yin He felt that this meal could only be eaten here, Xiaoqian and Afu had passed by twice, their faces were full of curiosity, so he finally gave a wave of Meng Qingtang.
"My brother-in-law will definitely be able to be the dean before he retires, and it is not impossible for the vice principal to be the vice principal, in addition, he has a 140-square-meter three-bedroom in the capital, his hometown in Lu Province, and a seaside villa in Qingdao, and he has dry shares in several advertising companies, and his daughter is still the host of CCTV, and she has a great future, so several aunts may wish to seriously consider it. ”
After speaking, Yin He wrote down a contact information on a napkin, and then got up, "Then I will be out of company first, this is my brother-in-law's contact information." ”
Turning around, he turned around and dragged a poem, "There are flowers that can be broken and must be broken, don't wait for no flowers to break the branches." ”
Zhao Qian Sun Xin said, still flowers, the scriptures are almost gone.
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I don't know how the three of them will divide that napkin, and they won't fight again, right?
Yin He settled the account worriedly, and Nie Qian and Ah Fu were already waiting outside, eager to hear the story.
What happened just now, I feel that the three aunts almost fought.
Yin He told him about pushing Lao Meng out.
In the car, Nie Qian couldn't stand up straight with a smile, "In ancient times, Yan Zi and two peaches killed three soldiers, but you are not worse than Yan Zi, one Uncle Meng broke the unity of the three aunts, amazing, amazing!"
Yin He: "I may have underestimated the charm of old men. ”
Ah Fu hurriedly asked, "Sister Qian, what do you mean by two peach killing three soldiers? Isn't Tao'er talking about cross talk, and it's also a weapon?"
Only at this time, Afu is like a foreigner, Nie Qian put her arm around her and patiently explained this classical story, and gained a full sense of accomplishment.
After Nie Qian finished speaking, Yin He said to her, "You tell that friend of yours, it's best to come on a blind date by yourself in the future, it's too insincere, she's busy, and I'll have a few million minutes in minutes." ”
Nie Qian held up her mobile phone, "I called her in the bathroom just now to criticize her." ”
"What did she say?"
Nie Qian shook her head, "She said, let her own mother, aunt and godmother help her go on a blind date, which is the way she deliberately came up with not to get married." ”
"Oh?"
In fact, Zhao Dandan is a celibate, likes a person, and doesn't want to fall in love, and she knows that her three mothers are above the top, because they are single and have a strange temper, even normal people can find all kinds of faults, they have a scoring mechanism, from appearance, money, speech, education, family background and so on, the average score of all items is less than 9 points will be passed. ”
"I felt like I didn't have a 9 just now. ”
Nie Qian, "So, let them go out, Zhao Dandan can at least ensure a single and happy life for the next ten years." ”
Yin Hehu looked at Nie Qian suspiciously, "She shouldn't be the same as you, right?"
Afu also looked at Sister Qian nervously, could it be that there is a rival in love?
"No, she doesn't like men or women, she likes to be alone," Nie Qian said, "This society is diverse, and there is nothing wrong with being alone, I respect her choice, and I will never introduce a boyfriend to her in the future." ”
Yin He nodded and sighed, "But I still like people to snuggle into." ”
Xiao Qian Afu immediately snuggled into his arms left and right, and arched, making Yin He feel warm and cordial.
Xiaoyuan, who was driving in front, couldn't understand, didn't want to understand, didn't want to ask, she just wanted to keep her current high-paying job and not be replaced by the cook at home.
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When he got home, as soon as Yin He sat down in the study, Xiaobai ran over excitedly with Rou Rou, "Brother-in-law, look!"
Running slower, Yin He got up and mixed Xiaobai, and Xiaobai handed him something.
This is a certificate-like thing, Yin He said happily, "Ah, guide dog certificate!"
Xiaobai nodded, "Well, Sister Dafang gave it to me, you see how great the meat is, I'll say it's okay!"
Yin He flipped it over, Xiaobai turned his back and asked a little twistedly, "Brother-in-law, how did you get out of meeting today?"
Yin He said casually, "No result." ”
"Oh. Xiaobai didn't ask again, but his heart was inexplicably a little settled.
"Huh~" Yin He suddenly looked at the name on the certificate, "This, this is not a certificate of flesh and blood!"
Xiaobai grabbed it, "Ah? Is it the wrong one? Sister Da Fang, Sister Da Fang~"
Da Fang led the second dog behind him, and held back a smile, "That's right." ”
Xiaobai wondered, "Why isn't that meaty?"
There was braille on the certificate, Yin He took Xiaobai's little hand and asked her to touch it herself, "You can see for yourself whose certificate it is." ”
Xiaobai touched it, first a "two" word, and then a "dog" word!
No need to touch it anymore, she said incredulously, "Yes, it's the second dog!"
Dafang put the rope of the second dog on Xiaobai's hand, "This time the meat is hanging, a little nervous, I didn't dodge when I dodged the barricade once, you can rest assured, you can definitely pass next time, but now you can only let the second dog be your guide dog temporarily." ”
I didn't expect the second dog to be so competitive, and he really passed the test!
Yin He immediately asked Ergouzi to take a photo with the unfolded certificate and posted it to the circle of friends and Twitter to celebrate the birth of the first husky guide dog in China!
Whether it is the first case in the world is hard to say.
The reaction of the circle of friends was smaller, but Yin He's friends in Hollywood and the business world immediately forwarded it one after another, and marveled amazing!
Sister Widow: "You're a miracle worker!"
Zuckerberg: "Wow, that's cool!"
Dafeng: "You are the biggest secret of pet secrets!"
Curry: "Oh my God, what kind of fairy dog is this!"
Gadot: "Are you sure it's not a P-map?"
Mildew: "Its name is Ergouzi, which deserves to be remembered by history!"
Xiao Li: "My God, how is it possible, I want to reserve a descendant of it, that dog, I want to decide!"
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The second dog became popular on the social network of the United States for a while, and many people posted photos of their own huskies, and they were angry that they slapped and looked at other people's dogs!
Including its Chinese name "Ergouzi" has become a popular symbol and is tattooed on the body by many dog lovers.
That's all for later.
Now Xiaobai just wants to comfort the meat and let it continue its efforts.
Yin He asked Xiaobai, "You haven't been on the subway for a long time, why don't we try it tomorrow?"
Xiaobai hasn't taken the subway for a long time, but he is accompanied by people, not dogs, because the meat is unlicensed.
Now that Ergouzi can work with a certificate, she immediately put down her sadness and nodded, "Can I go out alone with Ergouzi tomorrow?"
Of course, Yin He was not at ease, but he still said, "Yes." ”
Hearing Yin He's permission, he saw the girl jumping back to the house for the first time.
Because of eye problems, when her aunt and uncle were busy, she and Rourou only dared to wander around the alleys around their homes, and never went far away.
As soon as he saw Xiaobai return to the house, Yin He received a phone call, which turned out to be Lao Meng's.
As soon as the phone was connected, he said: "
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What did Lao Meng say?
1. I seem to be in love!
2. Why did three women call me?!
3, you and Xiao Shu, are they still not broken?
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