"Lao Tzu will take care of you today, what are you doing?"

Lin Hang is going to teach this scumbag a lesson today, you know, offending Lin Hang generally doesn't end well, besides, this scumbag is so domineering, sleeping on the highway with that woman today, it's just too hateful, if it causes a traffic accident, what should I do?

The man was slapped by Lin Hang and fell down, and at this moment, the woman shouted loudly: "Who are you, why did you beat my boyfriend!"

"I'll go, this is your boyfriend, your boyfriend is fat like this, it's just a pig, how can you find a pig to be your boyfriend!"

"Who did you say was looking for a pig. ”

The woman pounced towards Lin Hang, stretched out her hands and grabbed Lin Hang's body, Lin Hang felt a little impatient, so she slapped her around: "Hmph, you uninteresting woman, do you still want to be beaten by Lao Tzu?"

The man got up from the ground again at this time, and at this moment, he took out an iron rod from the car and hit Lin Hang's body, Lin Hang snatched the iron rod from his hand, and then hit him on the head.

This stick went down and bleeds directly.

The man almost fainted, because he didn't expect Lin Hang to be so ruthless.

"Husband, you're bleeding. ”

The woman was also scared at this time, so she said to Lin Hang: "Don't beat my husband, let's go, don't sleep here, can't you?"

"Tell me, why do you want to sleep on the side of this highway?"

Lin Hang asked at this time, and the woman replied: "The two of us went out to travel by car, and when we got on the highway, we felt that the air in the car was a little stuffy, so we came out and planned to sleep on the side of the road for a while before leaving." ”

Lin Hang said righteously at this moment: "Let me tell you, this is not a place to sleep, what if there is a traffic accident?"

"Yes, big brother, you're right, it's all our fault, let's get in the car and leave. ”

Lin Hang waved his hand: "Wait a minute, I have a friend who will come over in a while, you take us with you." ”

"Ugh. ”

The man looked very angry at this time, his grandmother's, thinking to herself, she was beaten by him, and now she has to take him with her, it's really infuriating!

However, he could only be angry, because he felt that he couldn't beat Lin Hang at all.

After waiting for a while, Linda came over from a distance, and then her face was much better: "I'm convenient." ”

"Well, let's get in the car. ”

Lin Hang said to Linda: "We are lucky, on the highway, we can still get a taxi." ”

Then, Lin Hang and Linda got into the man's car, and the man's head was still bleeding, so at this time, Lin Hang said, "Brother, can you still drive?"

"It's okay, a little injury, it doesn't affect driving. ”

As soon as the man stepped on the accelerator, the car started slowly.

On this way, it was very quiet, and after about an hour, the car finally got off the highway, and after Lin Hang got out of the car, he and Linda got out of the car together.

Next, it took several cars to get to Zhongnan Mountain, so Lin Hang and Linda turned a few cars, and then came to the bottom of Zhongnan Mountain.

At this time, there was no car to enter the mountain, so Lin Hang said to Linda: "Sister Linda, now we can only walk into the mountain, can you?"

"What's not to do, you can, I can. ”

Linda looked at the surrounding scenery while talking to Lin Hang: "The scenery of the mountains and rivers here is so beautiful, much bigger than those in our giant country. ”

"Of course, this is Zhongnan Mountain, you know, this Zhongnan Mountain is the best place for many people to practice because of its beautiful scenery and good environment. ”

"Oh, I see. ”

"Well, by the way, before I go into the mountain, I have to buy something to bring with me, and the roast chicken is indispensable. ”

"What are you doing with roast chicken?"

"Brought it to my teacher, do you know, my teacher Nangong Zhi, who has been practicing in the mountains all the year round, will not come out of the mountains, so under his penance, he can only eat the corn paste he grows in the mountains, and his life is very hard. ”

"Hehe, you care about your teacher. ”

Linda was a little puzzled, could it be that people who cultivate immortals can't easily leave this Zhongnan Mountain, so she asked, "Lin Hang, you said, why didn't your master come out of the mountain himself." ”

"People who cultivate immortals are particular about it, have you ever heard of the word retreat?"

"Retreat, I've heard of it, could it be that your teacher is in retreat, so you can't leave Zhongnan Mountain. ”

"Well, yes, he stays in Zhongnan Mountain all the year round and does not come out, which means that he is in retreat, and the person who retreats can make himself cultivate and improve, do you know, human life is limited, and if you want to achieve good results in cultivating immortals in this limited life, you must cherish time, so retreat is a good way to cultivate and improve. ”

"Oh, I see, in fact, it means that you lock yourself in a small dark room and let yourself work hard to cultivate. ”

"Yes. ”

At this moment, Lin Hang bought a few roast chickens from the roast chicken shop on the side of the road, and after packing them in plastic bags, he carried the bag and said, "Okay, now you are going to walk into the mountain, are you ready?"

"Ready, I won't feel hard, by the way, what should I call your teacher when I meet him?"

"You can just call him Teacher Nangong, he looks like a very serious person, but in fact he is very kind and casual, if you get along with him for a long time, you will know. ”

While chatting with Linda, while entering the mountain, time passed unconsciously quickly, a few months ago, Lin Hang came to Zhongnanshan once, so this time it was naturally a familiar road.

Following the road from the last time, Lin Hang quickly found Nangong Zhi's residence.

Lin Hang pointed to the stormy thatched house in front of him and said with a smile: "That's the house where my teacher Nangong lives." ”

Linda smiled and said, "Your teacher's place is so simple, this house looks like it is about to fall down after being blown by a gust of wind." ”

"Hehe, yes, but don't worry, my teacher is a cultivator, even if the house falls, he can't be killed. ”

At this moment, Nangong Zhi walked out of the thatched hut, with a parrot squatting on his shoulder: "Hey, who is talking bad about me?"

"Teacher, do you know I'm here?"

"Hmph, of course, I heard your voice from afar, can I not know if you are here, why, I came today, what is there to find me, I know that you have nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace." ”

Lin Hang said with a smile: "Where do I have something to look for you, I just miss you old man, and I want to come and see you." ”

"Think of me, forget it, I don't need you to think about it. ”

"Quack. ”

The parrot Xiaohei screamed, and then continued: "Senior brother, did you bring anything delicious for our master?"

Hearing the parrot Xiao Hei ask, Lin Hang smiled and said, "Hehe, of course there is, I can bring the roast chicken to the master, it is the roast chicken in the Wang Ji Roast Chicken Shop at the foot of Zhongnan Mountain, but the aroma is tangy, Xiao Hei, do you want to eat it too?"

"Quack, yes!"

Don't look at Xiao Hei is a parrot, although he is a parrot, but he is not satisfied with eating beans, since following Nangong Zhi to cultivate in this deep mountain, parrot Xiao Hei can not only speak human words, but even the food he eats, he also likes to eat human food.

At this time, Linda was very surprised to see that the parrot could talk like a human: "Is this parrot a sperm?"

Hearing Linda speak, Nangong Zhi frowned: "Lin Hang, why don't you hurry up and introduce her, who is she?"

Lin Hang smiled and said, "Master, now I will introduce to you, her name is Linda, and she is my friend." ”

"Your friend, it seems that this friend of yours is not ordinary, I observed that her body seems to be a little different from the body of ordinary people. ”

Nangong Zhi is proficient in the art of looking at qi, and he can see through the veins of a person's body at a glance, so in Linda's body, there is no heartbeat and pulse like that of ordinary people, and he can naturally see it at a glance.

Linda said at this time: "Teacher Nangong, you are really discerning, you can see at a glance that I am different, in fact, I am a living dead, this time I followed Lin Hang to find you, I asked you to help me cultivate immortals, because I heard that cultivating immortals can make the living dead turn back into living people." ”

"Who did you listen to?"

Nangong Zhi frowned, looking a little unconcerned.

Because Nangong Zhi usually cultivates immortals in this deep mountain by himself, it is quite clean, if this girl also wants to cultivate immortals with him, wouldn't it be very troublesome?

"I have heard from the high priest of our nation. ”

"High priest?"

Nangong Zhi frowned, what high priest, which country still has a high priest now?

Lin Hang explained at this time: "She is the queen of the Giant Kingdom, and after sleeping for four thousand years, she woke up from the pyramid, but this body is the body of the living dead, if it continues like this, I am afraid she will not live long." ”

Nangong Zhi nodded: "This body, if you don't take a little bit of measures, I'm afraid that in another month, it will be in danger." ”

Linda knelt down at this moment: "Teacher Nangong, please save the disciple." ”

"I'll go, why did you kneel down for me, you're threatening me. ”

Nangong Zhi doesn't know what to do at this time, originally he wanted to reject this girl, but now, everyone has knelt down for him, and it would be embarrassing to refuse others again.

However, Nangong Zhi still didn't think it was troublesome, so he said: "I'm used to cultivating by myself, if you want to change your physique and turn yourself into a living person through immortal cultivation, then you should find other immortal cultivators, I know an immortal cultivator, just on the other side of the mountain, you can go to him." ”

"Teacher, in this mountain, your cultivation is the deepest, why did you ask Linda to find other immortal cultivators?"

Lin Hang took out all the roast chickens at this time, and then said, "Teacher, if you can accept Linda, an apprentice, these roast chickens will be yours." ”

Nangong Zhi wanted to refuse, but this stomach couldn't refuse, cultivation in this mountain was hard, and there was a lack of oil and water in that stomach, and now when he saw Lin Hang take out such a fragrant roast chicken, his stomach growled.

Xiao Hei immediately shouted: "Teacher, promise him, promise him, and we can start eating." ”

"Go, you stinky parrot, you only know how to eat, what else do you know. ”

Nangong Zhi slapped Xiao Hei for a moment, then coughed pretendically, and said to Lin Hang: "You let me be the master of this female baby, that's not okay, but what, let me usually take some time to guide her in cultivation, then I will still consider it." ”

Hearing Nangong Zhi say this, Lin Hang smiled and said, "I know that Teacher Nangong is easy to talk to, Linda, why don't you hurry up and meet the teacher!"

Linda hurriedly shouted: "The master is above, please accept the apprentice!"

Then, three rings knocked up.

"Oh, this is embarrassing me, forget it, you get up!"

Nangong Zhi didn't like accepting apprentices the most, because he knew that cultivation was very difficult, and even if he accepted apprentices, it would be difficult for apprentices to become successful.