Chapter 119: Anchor, Run! [MODIFIED]
Ye Tian was a little confused, and tens of thousands of thoughts and thoughts flashed in his mind.
But even if it's not delicious, it won't make children cry.
And not only that.
Woo woo ~ ~
The child seemed to have a head, and then several black men and a few black women had tears in their eyes.
"What's going on? Why are they crying?"
Xue Qian was eating barbecue, and when he saw this kind of scene, he suddenly said in a little stunned: "They won't turn their faces, shoot us!" Although Ye Tian's barbecue is very delicious, it is better than the barbecue restaurant proprietress made, but life is important!
When the sailors saw this scene, they immediately gasped.
"What's the matter? Why are you crying?"
"Damn, listen to Xue Qian say this, these black people won't shoot the anchor later!"
"Although Xue Qian is very cowardly, but the anchor, let's listen to him this time. ”
"Yes, anchor, why don't we slip away!"
"Anchor, why don't you take thirty-six plans for the top. ”
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When Ye Tian heard this, he felt that there was some truth, and he was thinking about whether to slip away, Bini wiped his tears and wiped his nose and grabbed Ye Tian's arm tightly and shouted: "It's so delicious!!I've never eaten such a delicious thing in my life! It's so delicious!"
Ye Tian: "......."
It's like a mother selling batches, eating food one by one, crying and mourning, and shedding horse tears, whether it is a child or an adult, he is so frightened that he thinks it is not in line with the taste of the people of Ganghua, and is ready to run away.
The sailors didn't understand, so they hurriedly asked Ye Tian what this black man was talking about.
Ye Tian said with a smile: "He said it was so delicious, and he was so moved that he cried." ”
When the sailors heard it, ouch, I'll go, that's what happened.
“66666”
“666666666”
"Hahahaha, I'll just say, the wild boar meat is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, the color and flavor are full, I have completely tasted the fragrance, don't ask me how I know, my screen is really clean, it's just a little damp.
"233333...upstairs is so perverted, I actually licked the screen. ”
"I finished a bowl of instant noodles, I really wanted to eat meat, it looked delicious, and I wittily made myself a bowl. ”
"I was eating white rice, looking at the meat roasted by the anchor, and I had the feeling of eating a big meal, 23333."
"You said that the anchor would really be detained by this group of black people, after all, the grilled food is so delicious. ”
"I'll go, so say, it's very likely, it's over, anchor! You won't be able to leave for the rest of your life!"
"Hahaha, arrest the anchor to be the wife of the village, and since then the anchor has embarked on the pinnacle of life and married Hei Fumei. ”
“666666666.”
......
Ye Tian rolled his eyes angrily, opened Bini's arm, a strong black man of 1.9 meters, crying and shouting while eating, even if it was praise, it still really hurt, if it was replaced by a cute little Lori like porcelain at this time, Ye Tian still felt very happy in his heart.
In the next scene, Ye Tian opened his eyes, dozens of people were crying and eating at the same time, and the more they ate, the more they cried, and then a group of people were still drinking and dancing in the square like crazy.
Damn the system, the music of the two-person turn is even happier.
This knife stabbed Ye Tian's heart one by one, what a nonsensical scene.
"Hahahaha"
"Looking at the anchor's expression, it probably hurts, forgive me for laughing accidentally, hahahaha~~"
"I didn't laugh, I didn't laugh, waiting for the anchor and a bunch of big black guys to do that unspeakable thing. ”
"The Huaxia anchor was detained, and he was asked to do that kind of thing by a group of black men. ”
"6666...forgive me for being dirty. ”
The live broadcast room is happy, and there are sympathizers, but it gloatingly occupies 99%.
The last whole wild boar, including the four pig's trotters, the bones were roasted by Ye Tian, and those black people gnawed so happily, looking at the clear imprint on the bones, Ye Tian felt that the corners of his eyes twitched wildly, how strong a bite force was needed.
After eating, everyone's eyes changed when they looked at Ye Tian, and looking at Ye Tian was like looking at the leader of the country.
Ye Tian actually understands that Africans are not particular about eating, and they are rebels because of their poor economy, so it is estimated that these people will not be able to eat a decent meal in their lives.
I ate the wild boar roasted by Ye Tian today, and I realized that there are still such delicious things in the world, and I feel that I have lived in vain before.
"Mr. Ye, you are simply an angel sent to me by God. Bini said excitedly.
After finishing speaking, Bini said loudly to the others, "Let's cheer for Ye Tian!"
Suddenly, everyone called Ye Tian's name in unison, the child held up the big bone and shouted in adoration, the black adult was also full of worship, and the brainwashing was very successful, since then Ye Tian has reached the pinnacle of his life and become the first leader of the Ganghua MLM organization, conquering the entire Ganghua with wild boar, so that they can give up their hatred and build a beautiful home together....
"Long live Ye Tian!!Long live Ye Tian!......"
Ye Tian's face was black, and in the end, even the live broadcast room began to frantically brush long live Ye Tian, long live Ye Tian.
If it weren't for the live broadcast room, it is estimated that some people would still think that Ye Tian was going to ascend the throne as the emperor, this pomp (a group of blacks), this momentum (in front of the barbecue grill), absolutely can create a world Guinness record, the poorest emperor in history.
After a long time, these people stopped, they were full, of course, they continued to dance, these black people were really strong, and Ye Tian also breathed a sigh of relief.
When everyone shouted long live, he really had a feeling of ascending the throne, this thought was very dangerous, very dangerous, and must be curbed in time, although there was still a little cool in his heart.
Ye Tian: "System, let's have some normal disco! If you mess with it again, I'll cut you off." ”
System: "......."
Fortunately, this time the system is in Ye Tian's obscenity... Phew, it's under strong oppression, succumbing, that kind of powerful heavy metal music swept the entire campfire scene, (. ・∀・)ノ゙ Hi to the explosion of the music moment (。 ・∀・)ノ゙ Hi turned over the scene, full of black people swaying to their heart's content, food and free life, is what they have been yearning for, I don't know what will happen tomorrow, but today must be happy as soon as possible.
The sailors are also envious.
"Good hope to be on the spot. ”
"Good (. ・∀・)ノ゙ Hey! ”
"Where there are anchors, there is joy, and the anchors are great. ”
Looking at these easily satisfied faces, my heart is full of a trace of sourness, what right do we have to blame ourselves for being born badly. ”
"Come on, Ganghua!"
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There are very few such bonfires in China, the residents of the community will call the police at the first time, the urban management will arrive at the scene with a ticket and a fire extinguisher as soon as possible, and even the playground in the campus will be the first to use a fire extinguisher to teach you how to behave.