"Bye bye ~~~ Bye little sister ~~~~ Bye pye piggy ~~~"

Dou Dou and Shishi reluctantly waved goodbye to the girl and the little flower pig.

On the way back, Dou Dou encouraged Li to buy a little pig for his parents too.

Li Xiang: Σ(?? д?? lll)

Dad, Dad, Mom, buy a pig for Mom and Dad??? are you serious, kid, buy it for two adults, not for you?

Dou Dou insisted that he bought it for his parents because his mother was his father's little pig......

Li Xiang: "......"

What did you hear, kid?!!!

Dou Dou Balabala said why mom is dad is a little piggy, Li wanted to stop her quickly, don't talk about it anymore, there is already a picture in her head! !

Li wanted to change the topic and ask the innocent and less demanding teacher, does she also want to buy piglets?

The teacher nodded, thinking that she should buy a little flower pig like the little sister, the little flower pig is so cute, but she is very honest and does not think that it is for her parents, but for her and Dou Dou.

Li Xiang: "......"

Well, whatever you say, it's impossible to buy a piglet anyway, where is this to buy a piglet, this is to buy a little ancestor, bathe, take care, sleep, play, make milk powder, feed, do you still have to tell stories?

Seeing this, Dou Dou knew that Li Elephant didn't listen to the child, Balabala began to convince him, saying that he was an elephant, and the elephant and the piglet might be relatives, just like Jim and the Dam cat are relatives, the elephant and the piglet are not only similar in name, but also look similar, don't think that the baby has not seen an elephant, isn't the elephant just a pig with a long nose.

Li Xiang endured it and didn't say anything. It's not the first time that this child in front of me has said that elephants and pigs are relatives, find a time to take her to the zoo to increase her knowledge, otherwise she would be embarrassed to take them out to play if she is so stupid.

Dou Dou continued to try to convince him, saying that the little flower pig just now was very happy to see the elephant, and quietly told her that he liked the elephant very much, and the elephant was his brother......

Li Xiang was speechless again.

Speechless and choked.

Did the little flower pig really whisper to you, saying that he liked me very much??? why didn't I see that the little flower pig liked me very much? I only saw the pig drinking milk vigorously, and didn't even look at me.

Dou Dou also said that if the elephant is willing to buy a piglet, she, Li Doudou's child, can pay 5 yuan to help, of course, more money needs to be paid by the elephant, because the elephant has more money, the elephant is bigger, and there are parents to buy piglets for their parents, of course they have to pay.

She then asked Shi Shi how many dollars she could pay to buy a piglet, Shi Shi touched her little trouser pocket with a bitter face, there was nothing, there would be a thumb monkey with her before, since she was buried in the rabbit's grave, the little sister no longer has a little doll to carry around, let alone money.

She couldn't save the money, so she handed it over to her mother as soon as possible.

"Do you have any money?"

Dou Dou asked his teacher in surprise, as if he had heard it for the first time, knowing that his sister's money was in his mother's pocket, he still asked like this, really.

"That little pig is my sister's, not my teacher's. Dou Dou said.

When the master heard this, he hurriedly shook his head, babbling and wanting to say something but couldn't say it clearly, so he hurried.

In the end, Dou Dou may not be able to bear it, and take the initiative to say that let the little sister bathe the little pig every day.

What else is the teacher not satisfied with, she nodded hurriedly, she is willing to do this work.

Dou Dou glanced at Li Xiang, who was silent, and continued to try to persuade Li Daxiang, saying that she had changed her name today, and she was not called Li Xiaoyu today, but Li Zhu'er.

Shishi also remembered a name related to the little pig, Li Xiaozhu?

Rejected by Dou Dou.

If the teacher calls the little pig, then there is something to do with her, the young lady, so she has to change her name.

Li Zhu Pig?

was also rejected by Dou Dou, for the same reason.

Shishi looked at Li Xiang and asked his brother for a favor.

Li thought about it and said that it should be called Li Tangbao'er, a super cute name.

Sugar Bao'er, also known as Li Zhu'er, is a butterfly larvae, last summer, my grandmother took Li Xiang and Dou Dou Shishi in the dog park to meet a sugar treasure, wanted to catch it home but none of the people dared to do it.

When the teacher heard Li Tangbao'er's name, he staggered happily and seemed very satisfied.

"Thank you pigeon pigeon ~~~"

The little sister asked Li Xiang to squat down and kissed him to show her gratitude.

Dou Dou quit, she also likes the name Li Tangbao'er, and she wants it, but she is a sister and can't rob her sister, so she looked at Elephant Li with a blank eye, and asked the elephant to give her the same name as a little princess.

Li Xiang: "It should be related to the little pig, and it should be good-sounding, then I will give you a cultured name, Li Fen (shi read the third tone), okay? Why this expression, Dou Dou, be happy, you don't like the name Li Fenger? Don't be unhappy, this is really a good name, Pig means little pig, not Baba, it's pig, pig, pig, pig, Li Pig, come, laugh one, little sister? Laugh one, oops, your baby fat is so easy to pinch, pinch and pinch again......

It's okay if Li wants not to explain, but when he explains Dou Dou, he is even more unhappy, the teacher's name is Li Tangbao'er, but her name is Li Feng'er, a lump of poop? Is this bullying the little sister?

Dou Dou pouted, and angrily knocked off the big hand that pinched her baby fat, wanting to cry~~~~

Li Xiang's process of naming the little sister was listened to by nearly 3 million live broadcast viewers, and a lot of people laughed.

At this moment, the barrage in the live broadcast room is flying, and they are all holding grievances for the young lady.

"The young lady is so pitiful, my brother is too partial, and I obviously prefer my sister to my sister. ”

"The young lady must be about to cry. ”

"My brother is too cunning, how can I have such a name, this is simply teasing the baby. ”

"Li Feng'er??!!! hahahaha, I laughed. ”

"Dou Dou is sad now, ah, ah, I don't want to think about it anymore, I already have a picture in my head. ”

"Chirp Mi Chirp, just listening to Master Dou Dou's little milk voice is about to sprout. ”

"Dou Dou can really speak, he talks a lot, his voice is so cute, he is really a little clever ghost. ”

"The teacher is also very cute, and very well-behaved, a super well-behaved baby. ”

"Why does Dou Dou keep calling my brother elephant? Is elephant my brother's nickname? haha. ”

"When can you let us out, Li Xiang!!Brother-you hurry up and let us out, don't put your phone in your trouser pocket! We watched ants move biscuit crumbs for half an hour, and then you threw them in our trouser pockets, and after watching the shady scenes for half an hour, it felt like we were in prison!"

"It's just ~~"

"It's just that it's so uncomfortable for people like me who are claustrophobic. ”

......

It turned out that Li wanted to chat with the audience in the tent, but after the division came to move the soldiers, he put the mobile phone in his trouser pocket and did not turn off the live broadcast room, so everyone could only see the pitch black, and nothing else.

But even if it is pitch black and you can't see anything, the popularity of Li Xiang's live broadcast room is still rising, and it has exceeded 3 million, occupying the first position in the popularity of the live broadcast platform in this period without any suspense.

Dou Dou wanted to cry, she was very sad and sad, and the comfort of the teacher was useless, because she felt that her brother didn't like her, at least not like her as much as he liked the teacher.

She is not a little girl who feels sorry for herself, she is not discouraged, so she wants to break off her friendship with Li Daxiang and live in less than a family. Of course, it wasn't that she moved out to live, but that Li Daxiang was expelled, and he was expelled from the Li family since he was a child, and he was expelled from the baby.

Li wanted to cry and laugh, and discussed with Dou Dou how to behave so as not to be expelled.

Li Doudou's child is very arrogant, holding his little hands on his chest, pouting and ignoring Li Elephant, humming, and resolutely demanding to expel Li Elephant and break off his relationship!

But she couldn't resist the temptation of Li Elephant, and finally couldn't help but talk to Li Elephant.

She told Li Daxiang that if she wanted not to be expelled, if she wanted to continue to be the little fairy's brother, she had to buy a little pig.

"Buy piglets~~~~," Dou Dou said.

"Buy a piggy~" Shi Shi also said softly.

Li Xiang: "......"

There has been a commotion in the live broadcast room.

"Buy piglets for Master Dou Dou!

"Buy piglets, support the purchase of piglets, they can buy whatever they want!"

"Buy, buy it for them!"

"Don't be stingy, buy buy, buy what you want!"

"We pay for it! ”

"If my brother didn't buy it, then we bought it and sent it to my brother's studio. ”

"Buy a pen of piglets for Master Dou to play with. ”

"They buy everything they want, and I'll pay for it. ”

......

Li Xiang didn't watch the live broadcast room, so he was not annoyed, and he decided that instead of buying a piglet, it would be better to give Dou Dou a better pig name.

"Dou Dou, I have a good name, do you want to hear it?"

He deliberately diverted Dou Dou's attention, and sure enough, Li Doudou's friend, who was easy to forget about the unpleasant, immediately came to Li Xiang's side again.

She cares more about the name than buying the piglet, because buying the pig is not a matter of time and a half, but the name is a very urgent thing, she doesn't want to listen to Li Feng'er for a moment, this name is simply poisonous, and the happy baby wants to turn his belly and roll on the ground and cry.

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