Chapter 491: Shut Up Zen
Who is this person Tang Ming is really very familiar, the appearance of this person, the smell of this person, and even the suspicious voice that came out when this person passed by his side, Tang Ming firmly remembered it and engraved it in his mind, but it was not this damn man in black, who stole things and didn't steal harm, he was beaten half to death by eighteen bald donkeys, if he didn't have immortal cultivation, he might have been beaten into an idiot.
"Brother, it's you, do you know that you're about to kill me. Tang Ming twisted his arm that had just been swollen, and then his arm made a crackling sound of bones.
The man who had hidden his body under the black clothes stretched out his finger and tapped Tang Ming, and then said, "I don't think you're a big deal, so you don't have to moan here." ”
The corners of Tang Ming's mouth twitched and he fought from the ground with a whoosh, stepped forward and grabbed the man's arm, and muttered in his mouth: "Moaning without disease, I'll beat you first and see what you think." ”
Who knew that before he could grab the other party's arm, he felt a little floating, and instead of grabbing the other party's arm, he was almost pulled to the ground.
Tang Ming's eyes shrank slightly, this felt that he had also had it when he was pulling the seventh uncle, and that kind of erratic feeling was really beyond Tang Ming's comprehension.
In other words, it seems that the eighteen bald donkeys just now also have this feeling.
"Hehe, seeing that you are still alive, it should be nothing serious?" said the man in black and threw off his black robe and prepared to leave the firewood room.
Tang Ming's eyes rolled, this person's strength should be good, now I don't know how, it seems that he has lost the ability to fly, if he rushes out of the temple so recklessly, he can't afford to be caught and beaten by those bald donkeys, if he relies on this person, maybe there is hope for escaping from the temple.
Thinking about it, Tang Ming suddenly cleared his throat, pretending to be unfathomable, and then said in a deep voice: "Wait! I heard that you want to steal the abbot's demon pestle." ”
The black shadow waved his hand: "It has nothing to do with you little monk, take care of your own affairs." ”
He had already pushed open the door and put half of his foot on the floor tiles outside.
"Then if I say, can I help you get the demon pestle?" Tang Ming's words changed, and his tone became intriguing.
The man in black sneered: "Just rely on you, the cultivation that the Tianxuan realm doesn't have, why do you want to help me get the demon pestle?"
Tang Ming immediately patted his bald head: "Just because I am the only monk in this temple who doesn't want to practice in the Liangzen Temple." ”
The footsteps of the man in black paused, and he became a little interested in Tang Ming's words, this kid really wanted to run out of the temple just now, and he was beaten by the eighteen Arhats, it didn't look like he was lying.
After thinking about it for a while, he immediately turned around and asked Tang Ming straight to the point: "You want it."
What?"
"Leaving this temple, there is still a woman, Yunfuyan's message!" Tang Ming said categorically and made two requests.
The man in black groaned for a moment, then nodded and said, "Call Luo, it's getting cold, and we'll meet in the firewood room at this time tomorrow." ”
As he spoke, his figure blurred again, and then completely disappeared from Tang Ming's sight between two breaths.
Tang Ming touched his nose, and sure enough, after waiting for a while, the sky gradually brightened.
Before the rooster could hear the crowing of the rooster, there was another noisy sound of footsteps outside the firewood room.
"Crunch. ”
The door that Tang Ming couldn't open again after trying hard for a long time was casually pushed open by a golden-bodied arhat, and the person who came looked sleepy-eyed, and at a glance, he knew that he hadn't slept well.
"That thief, Uncle Jian wants to see you, come with me. The golden-bodied Arhat pointed to the steps behind him with his fingers, and his lazy appearance had the appearance of a half-golden-bodied Arhat.
Tang Ming smiled, yawned and got up from the ground, followed behind the golden-bodied Arhat, and it didn't take long for him to walk to the fork in the road again, and walked in the direction of the Buddhist temple.
The Buddhist temples on both sides face each other across the sea, the corridor in the middle is a little narrow, there is even stagnant water on the floor tiles, in general, there is a feeling of stepping on the water when walking, the Buddhist temples on both sides continue to have the smell of sandalwood passed out, and the sound of the old monk chanting the scriptures is like a fly in the ears of everyone.
Tang Ming narrowed his eyes, and then asked in a low voice: "Hey, I said big brother, how far does this have to go." ”
The golden-bodied arhat didn't answer Tang Ming's words, just walked forward by himself, and after walking for more than a dozen breaths, a huge golden dome appeared at the end of the road, but unfortunately the house supporting the golden rome was really a little low, which made the momentum of the golden dome decrease a lot at once.
Under the golden roof, a fat monk with a hanging knife was giving the new disciples a gradient while humming the precepts of the Shaolin Temple in his mouth.
A large number of crooked people are really more criminals than the old monks who chant scriptures, Tang Ming just feels that if he stays in this place, he will really go crazy.
"You, are you the thief who stole the abbot's demon pestle?" the old monk's words smashed on Tang Ming's heart like a scale.
Tang Ming hurriedly smiled and shook his head: "Misunderstanding, master, this is all a misunderstanding, I am a newly accepted disciple over there, my name is Bifang." ”
The corners of Uncle Jian's mouth raised a curvature: "Misunderstanding? You came out in the middle of the night and were still wearing night clothes, which is also a misunderstanding." ”
"Besides, I'm the supervisor of the two Zen temples. All those who are new to the temple have to pass through me to step by hand, and no one can help the worldly person to cut off the three thousand threads of trouble. ”
"Tell me, what are you the person who stole the abbot's demon pestle from the temple, if you are not honest, you can only let you see the murderer
Heck. ”
Tang Ming wanted to cry for a while, what kind of thing is this, he was pulled up inexplicably, and he became a monk inexplicably, and now people say that he is a thief, which is unreasonable.
"Really, really, the person in my gradient is the Seventh Master, and I am really a little novice in the two Zen temples. Tang Ming wanted to cry for a while.
Uncle Jian Temple frowned immediately when he heard the words of the seventh uncle, and then said to himself: "Is that drunk?"
If it was really the drunkard of Lao Qi, it was really possible to do this kind of thing.
The golden-bodied Arhat on the side patted his head: "By the way, Uncle Jian Temple, I heard that two days ago, Uncle Seven rescued a teenager in Atami, this young man was poisoned, Uncle Seven is treating poison, and it has been a few days since I thought about it, and when I went to Uncle Seventh Uncle's medicine garden a few days ago, I also heard Biping say that there is a little junior brother called Bi Fang, but he hasn't woken up yet, he just said that he is called Bi Fang, if this is the case, then it is credible." ”
Uncle Jian frowned, and then took a long breath: "It's really a foolish thing that the drunken ghost of the real kindergarten master made for me, it's really numb." ”
While speaking, the uncle of the temple fell on Tang Ming's body again: "Having said that, but there is a curfew in the two Zen temples, and all disciples are not allowed to walk around in the temple after the beginning of the child, even if your identity is clear, but you are a person in the temple after all, that is, you must abide by the rules in the two Zen temples, so I will punish you to practice closed-mouth meditation for a month, and you can't speak for a month!"
When the drink fell, Uncle Jian Temple raised his palm and clicked on Tang Ming's three acupuncture points, Tianchi, and Tianquan, and then a strong aura suddenly filled Tang Ming's throat.
When he opened his mouth, he could only say the voice of a deaf and dumb person: "Ahhhh
Tang Ming was taken aback, and hurriedly turned the immortal Shura and the Eye of Shura to look at his body, his throat was still covered by a golden aura, according to the hint of the Eye of Shura, this is a silent spell, it will take a month to unravel, unless the cultivation is beyond the caster, otherwise, you have to wait a month.
"Okay, take him to where the drunkard is, and persuade your seventh uncle to drink less wine, after all, Liang Silk is also a holy place for the Buddhist family, how can you do such a thing all day long?"
The golden-bodied Arhat nodded, pulling Tang Ming, who was still there: "Ahhhh
When he returned to the residence of the Seventh Uncle, the Seventh Uncle was lying on a huge wine jar, greedily absorbing the fragrance in it.
I have to say that Uncle Seventh loves to drink, and he is a master brewer, even if he is not a monk in the two Zen temples, he can make a profit when he goes out and opens a wine shop.
"Ahhh
"Bifang, I thought you weren't
Say goodbye, what's the matter, now that I've been put under the closed mouth of the temple, I'm finally honest. ”
Tang Ming glared at the gloating Seventh Senior Uncle fiercely, if it weren't for his lack of strength, he would have to go up and bite the Seventh Senior Uncle fiercely.
"Hey, Qingshan, here, then drink some and leave?" The Seventh Senior Uncle poured out a bowl of wine from the wine jar and raised it at the golden-bodied Arhat who escorted Tang Ming back, allowing the aroma of the wine to fully dissolve in the air.
Qingshan hurriedly raised his hand in surrender, and retreated while smiling and waving his hand: "Farewell uncle, I was punished by my master for a month for taking a sip of wine last time, and I haven't forgotten it until now." ”
Saying that, he fled as if flying, leaving only Tang Ming who was standing in place.
"Alright, take off your clothes and go in, it's my newly designed antidote potion, use it to soak your body for seventy-seven forty-nine days, and make sure you are healed. ”
As he spoke, the Seventh Master pointed to a foul-smelling bathtub behind him, the liquid in the bath was a very unpleasant black, like a demon with a big mouth open, Tang Ming looked back at the Seventh Uncle and made an inquiring expression.
Uncle Seventh didn't care and took a sip of wine.
"Hurry up, when the treatment is over, I'll help you get rid of the silence. ”
(End of chapter)