Chapter 20: The Highest Realm of Shamelessness
Zhao Duojin on the side saw that the two were chatting happily, but he couldn't interject, he was embarrassed and didn't know what to do, and suddenly saw Liang Xiaoyu angry, and casually inserted a sentence: "Alas, Xiaoyu, didn't you let Xiaomeng break the screen with your mobile phone?"
"Hahahahaha......" Lu Yunfan squirted out all the beer, and Liang Xiaoyu and Zhao Duojin, who were sitting opposite him, were not spared, with a layer of beer bubbles hanging on their faces.
This is the first time that Lu Yunfan has won the short pudding without relying on his own mouth, and the pig-like teammates are talking about such a guy, Liang Xiaoyu is almost crazy, and his face is puffed up and turned into a goldfish mouth, and it seems that he can directly eat this Zhao Duojin alive in the next second.
Lu Yunfan couldn't straighten up with a smile, while Zhao Duojin was busy wiping the beer on Liang Xiaoyu's face with a tissue, and Xiao Siyan was still aiming at her chest by the way, but he never dared to wipe the beer foam on his chest.
Seeing that Zhao Duojin's words were about to flow out, Lu Yunfan sneered, and sucked out his saliva, which was enough to make this benevolent brother come back to his senses.
Sure enough, this Zhao Duojin was flustered, wiped his hand and fell down unintentionally, I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentionally rubbed on Liang Xiaoyu's chest, and then quickly withdrew his hand as if he was frightened.
"I'm sorry, Xiaoyu, you...... You can wipe it yourself. With a flustered smile, he began to wipe the liquor off his body.
"I sprayed, I'll wipe it, I'm sorry, Mr. Zhao, I'm used to fighting with dwarf pudding, and I've never treated her as a woman, rude. As he spoke, Lu Yunfan took out a few tissues and stretched his hand to Liang Xiaoyu's chest.
"Hey, Mr. Lu, it's inconvenient and inconvenient, let's let her come by herself. Zhao Duojin thought that Lu Yunfan was going to help him wipe it, but he didn't expect that hand to reach out to Liang Xiaoyu without any scruples, where would he be willing to stop his hand like lightning.
"Oh, yes, it's really inappropriate to be in front of outsiders, I'm used to it, and I can't change it for a while. ”
As soon as these meaningful words came out, Zhao Duojin's face immediately changed, and his eyes also changed slightly when he looked at Liang Xiaoyu.
"Lu Yunfan, what nonsense are you talking about? If you don't want to be ashamed, I will have to be embarrassed. ”
"Your baby fat face is a bit serious, this time it's shameless, the size is more appropriate. ”
"Cut!" Liang Xiaoyu picked up the bottle and took two sips, and said impatiently: "Bring me another bottle, you have a treat!"
"Drink, drink, fattening you!" Lu Yunfan snapped his fingers at the front desk, and immediately a waiter came over with a dozen beers.
"Yun Fan, are you all open?" the waiter asked.
"Let's go, there are a lot of people today!" Lu Yunfan pointed to the two people opposite, looking unconcerned.
"Yo, yes, you're using someone's coffee shop as a tavern?"
"Okay, okay, I won't play tricks with you, my mother is probably about to get off work, let's go, you can keep the wine and drink it, I'll treat you!" Lu Yunfan stood up and stretched, shaking his sour neck.
"Alas, Mr. Lu, I'll buy it. Zhao Duojin was afraid that he had been looking forward to Lu Yunfan leaving for a long time, so he pretended to dig out his wallet, but he didn't find it after digging for a long time, but took out his mobile phone.
"Haha, I'm sorry, Mr. Lu, I don't have enough money on WeChat, it's better like this, let's add friends to each other, and take care of each other if there is anything in the future." ”
Lu Yunfan glanced at Liang Xiaoyu, drinking beer there expressionlessly, not looking at the mutual communication between them at all, and didn't seem to care at all.
"Okay then!" Lu Yunfan took out his mobile phone and added Zhao Duojin's WeChat friend, and a name full of personality jumped out.
"Colorful and rich, this name has enough meaning!" With a sneer, Lu Yunfan turned around and waved his hand, holding a wine bottle and leaving.
"Xiaoyu, what does Mr. Lu do, does he sell mobile phones?" Zhao Duojin seemed to be more concerned about this topic in their previous conversation, although he didn't understand it too much, but he barely knew a little, Liang Xiaoyu's new mobile phone was bought by Lu Yunfan, this new mobile phone is the latest and highest configuration of the V machine, worth more than 7,000, if it was Liang Xiaoyu's salary alone, he would definitely be reluctant to buy it, so his careful thinking quickly turned around.
"Yes, he sells mobile phones, you like this mobile phone, right? The internal price is 500 yuan, oh, didn't you add him to WeChat? Find him, maybe it can be cheaper!" Liang Xiaoyu seemed to be angry because of his mouthy before, and deliberately squeezed his eyes and fabricated a lie that no ghost believed.
But Zhao Duojin's eyes lit up, his eyes lit up! What kind of stupidity does this have to be to believe it.
"Alas!" Liang Xiaoyu sighed helplessly, secretly scolding how could there be such a miser, such a low-level lie can be believed.
Lu Yunfan stood at the intersection with a cigarette in his mouth, this is the only way for his mother to go home from work, he has to wait for his mother to go back together, although he is not afraid of the shamelessness of the two of them, but he still doesn't want to be too troublesome, it is different with his mother, at least he is a big backer, he just needs to play the side drum next to him, anyway, the final result is one, if you want money, you must give interest, and you must have collateral, otherwise you don't need to talk.
Thinking of the way this cousin disliked his family when he was a child, Lu Yunfan's resistance in his heart was not at all, even to the point that if his father was not there, he would directly use a stick to pick people up.
Scratching his head indiscriminately, he scratched the slightly long hair that had been going on for the past few days, and threw the cigarette in his hand on the ground in resentment.
"Xiaofan, what are you doing here? Didn't I tell you that your cousin came to our house?"
Lu Yunfan turned around and looked, he didn't notice that his mother had returned, and he stood behind him and looked at him strangely, and he was a little angry.
"Mom, it's not like you don't know what my cousin is like, how can I beat him alone, so I'm waiting for you here. ”
"Didn't your dad come back early? Don't you know?"
"Ah, my dad is already back, and you didn't tell me, how would I know?" Lu Yunfan scratched the back of his head and smiled.
"Little slippery head. Mother clubbed him on the forehead and smiled.
As the saying goes, knowing a son is better than a father, but Lu Yunfan's mother has always felt that he is the one who knows him best, without unnecessary communication, a simple action, a simple look, and they know very clearly what to do with each other.
Lu Yunfan's careful thinking was clearly seen by his mother at a glance, and the pursed smile was the most perfect answer given.
Lu Yunfan was the most casual at home today, holding a cigarette in his left hand, carrying a bottle of beer in his right hand, sitting upside down on a chair in slippers, and squinting at his cousin and father sitting on the sofa.
The slightly swollen wound on the back of his hand was coated with a layer of purple iodine, which deeply interpreted his arrogant appearance.
"After eating so much, and asking my mother to come back and clean up, you kid is not authentic, no wonder you are so unproductive!" Lu Yunfan took advantage of his cousin and father chatting there, and said this to his cousin coldly.
His little cousin's face turned red as soon as he could, and he stammered to express something, but he didn't seem to even understand himself, let alone Lu Yunfan, who wasn't listening at all.
"Do you want to drink beer?" Lu Yunfan felt amused when he saw him, turned around and took out a bottle of beer from the refrigerator and raised his hand at him.
"Cousin, I'...... Can I drink it?"
"Yes, anyone can drink it!"
"Oh, then I'll have a bottle. ”
Lu Yunfan saw him reach over and deliberately shrank his arm so that he didn't catch it.
"Ten pieces!"
"Huh? This ......"
"I've drunk all my yogurt and haven't asked you for any money!"
"Aren't we all family? What more money do you want?" the little cousin turned out to be a little shy, retracted his hand, and spoke much lower.
"Yes, family, do you have any money in your pocket?"
"Yes!" said that he didn't go to take out the money, but he tightly covered the wallet in his pocket like a thief, for fear that Lu Yunfan would rob him.
"Yes, the contents of the refrigerator are gone, since you are a family, should you also buy some fresh ones and refill the refrigerator?"
"I ......"
"Why are you reluctant?" Lu Yunfan pressed forward step by step, and finally couldn't raise his head in shame as this cousin who knew he was unreasonable.
"Xiaofan, don't bully your cousin!" The mother put a plate of grapes on the table, scolded Lu Yunfan, and sat aside to listen quietly to the conversation between Lu Guotao and his cousin.
"Cousin Guotao, so, I think we are all close relatives, this money is a drop in the bucket for Yun Fan, it is a great kindness to us, and we will be grateful to your family in this life." ”
"Hehe, what are you talking about, do you still need to say the word gratitude for the constant family affection? But Xiao Fan's money, he has always kept it by himself, and until now, this little bastard has never given me a penny, so I still have to ask his opinion. In the face of this Liu Fu's cheekiness, Lu Guotao was finally defeated.
Lu Yunfan heard it clearly from the sidelines, his father was still too thin-skinned, he didn't know how to refuse other people's excessive demands, and he himself didn't have any excessive words to say, which made people desperate step by step.
Lu Yunfan did not change his original intention, fortunately he set a bottom line for himself early, and when he heard this, he immediately took over the conversation and said: "As for the interest, I am already the same as the bank, but this collateral must be had, cousin, what are you going to mortgage to me?"
"You child, how can you talk to your cousin? Ah, we are all relatives, and family affection is not more important than anything else? Windfall is not unique, how many times have I told you, is your child planning to break off with your relatives with this little money?"
Lu Yunfan secretly gave a thumbs up to his father's words in his heart, and the two of them didn't breathe at all, but the old man's little white face really didn't take a breath when he sang it.
"Dad, let's tell you the truth, there are only two million left, I have released the rest, and I have to support the brothers under my hands for the rest, otherwise how can I get the money back from my release, I am your own son, even if you are close to your cousin, you can't ignore your own son!"
"Hey, don't be angry, don't be angry. Uncle Cousin came out to play a round at this time, waving his hand and chattering, but Lu Yunfan didn't bother to look at him, and he didn't want to answer his words.
"Xiao Fanna, we are in a hurry, and we don't have anything valuable to mortgage to you, since you say so, okay, then business belongs to business, family affection belongs to family affection, we come according to the formalities, that is, can you give your cousin another face, the interest is forgotten, I have just discussed with your father, just mortgage your house first, you are tight, we will also take a step back, give us one million." ”