56. O general
"A pot of wine, a plate of peanuts, a joke, three friends. This is the great joy of life. One soldier took off his helmet and said as he picked it up, chewing on peanuts in his mouth, but it sounded different.
"Oh, yes, tumor, and I'll make some jokes. A rough-looking and swarthy-looking man said jokingly.
In fact, the person who was called a tumor is still quite handsome, if he is not wearing a gentleman and changing into a green shirt, it is estimated that everyone who sees it will think that this is actually a scholar.
But the person who was called a tumor didn't care, and the occasional bold action also showed that he was not the kind of poor and stubborn scholar.
"That's, don't believe it, Heizi, Lao Tzu also went to a private school back then. "Awesome look.
"Oh, is it?" some short people on the side interjected, "Then why don't you go to the imperial examination and come to the army instead?"
The tumor pouted, "Cut, what's so good about reading, isn't my control over their group of readers now?"
"Cheche, look at what you can, let me ask you, when will you be the chief?"
When Kuroko said this, the face of the tumor instantly doubled, "Cut, who is rare." ”
"I'm rare, I'm rare. "The short man is coaxing, he likes to watch others pinch each other the most, which is interesting, especially his two bad friends.
"Shut up, dwarf, eat your wine. The tumor threw the bottle of wine beside him.
The dwarf caught it, hehe, he also likes wine.
"Go on, why aren't tumors rare!"
The face of the tumor did not grow, but became the color of pig liver.
"I, I, damn, I just can't look down on it. ”
"Can't look down on you, don't you look down on you!"
The pork liver is even more colorful.
"Lao Tzu just can't look down on it. ”
The tumor is a person who wants to save face and suffer from sin, and he is a black man who picks one by one, but he doesn't hold grudges.
These three are a perfect match, and they are also out of the house.
"Still, I'd love to be a chief. The elf spoke.
Kuroko was silent, but glanced at him again, who wouldn't want to be.
"It's good to be an official, I'm not tired, and I have a lot of money. "The dwarf has a look of longing.
"Cut. "Nodules.
"What's the matter, tumor, don't spoil my emotions!" the dwarf cried, his face showing an angry emotion, but in fact, whether he was angry or not, it is estimated that only he knows whether he is angry or not.
"Being an official, as long as you are not a big official, you have no use at all. ”
"Hey?"
"Indeed, it's useless to be a big official. Kuroko nodded.
The dwarf scratched his head, it was rare for these two people to do something wrong.
Suddenly, the tumor was depressed again, "However, Lao Tzu can't go up even if he tries his best." There seemed to be indignation in his voice, and there was some emotion.
Fang Hibiscus stood behind them, thinking to himself, it's interesting!
"If it were our big officials, there wouldn't be that kind of thing. Kuroko stood up angrily.
"What's the matter, why haven't I heard from you?"
Kuroko didn't speak, but stared in a certain direction and was stunned.
"It's hard for a small soldier like us to even see such a big person, alas. The dwarf lamented, and then asked, "What's the matter?" ”
The dwarf was interested, but Kuroko stopped talking, and it didn't seem that he didn't want to talk, but more like he was frightened by something and forgot.
The dwarf stood up and looked at Kuroko's line of sight, oh my God.
"At the beginning, if I could have become a big official, I wouldn't have ...... If I could, I wouldn't ...... now."
The tumor's voice was too quiet for Hibiscus to hear, but Hibiscus felt that she might know some untold tragic story.
"Don't, don't say it, tumor. The dwarf whispered.
"What's the matter, don't bother Lao Tzu!" people are sad and can't help themselves.
The tumor stood up and looked at the two, but he didn't know why the two people were in such a strange state, the dwarf was holding a military posture, motionless, and he had never seen him like this in training.
"Hey, what's wrong with you, are you crazy or sick?" pestle the tickle on the pestle's body, but the dwarf smiled vigorously, but remained motionless.
Maybe I know something, the tumor turned around one by one, oh buy ga, oh my God!
Stand in a military posture immediately, and don't ask me why.
Fang Jin smiled, these people are really interesting.
And their collective voice is: Mom, the living Hades are smiling, I'm finished......
Although they had never been under the hands of the Living Yama, they listened to those who had been trained under the Living Yama that the Living Yama laughed the most terrifying.
They also want their own lives.
"General, general, general. The dwarf obviously slowed down the atmosphere first, but when he said it, the atmosphere seemed to be more solemn!
"Hello!"
It's over, the living Hades laughed like this, and they were going to be finished.
Fang Hibiscus cupped her chin and looked at them with deep eyes, the smile on her lips turning into playfulness.
After that, the three of them looked confused, for why did a big general want to check the candidates with them, there was a tiger staring at them behind them, and they didn't dare to move at all.
What, don't look at this general like this, he has been in prison before?
I'm leaning on it, why don't you say that now he doesn't care about killing you every minute.
You see, none of those candidates have ever seen a general, but they are shaking.
The aura is very strong, you know what, do you dare to laugh at us?
Why don't you try it?
In contrast, someone's life is not too comfortable.
Gao Jin spent the whole day doing nothing, staying in this small room, trying to find something interesting except for reciting a few things silently.
For example, digging into the corners of walls and catching ants.
It's only two days, but he's lived longer than two years.
At least he's caught more ants than he's caught in two years.
Gao Jin couldn't tell how long he had been in this room, but he had already slept well.
On this day, the door to this small room was opened, and he thought it was going to be an exam.
As a result, a man came in.
This person is dressed in an official uniform, with a Ling Ran temperament, although his figure is a little out of shape, but it is a posture that only people in high positions have, but there is no lack at all, or even more.
At this time, Gao Jin was lying on the ground, playing Hache, and he didn't react when he saw someone coming, even a high-ranking official.
"Bold, the official is coming, and if he doesn't get up immediately, what is it to lie on the ground. ”
"Haha. Gao Jin scratched his ears, and finally got up slowly.
stood up, glanced at the so-called official a few times, and then made a gesture.
"Good officer. ”
Xu Shu stared at him, describing him as casual, careless, and ridiculous.
If it was in normal times, such a person, Xu Shu would not disdain him at a glance.
But now Xu Shu is looking for such a person.
On the candidates who come to the exam, what kind of candidates are there.
Since the emperor relaxed the selection of the imperial examination, then the originally lowly businessmen can also participate.
But in this way, there seem to be fewer real readers.
Some people are just here to mix things up.
But Xu Shu is looking for more than just people who come to mix, because many people who actually come to mix are because they have a good family background and drink
The imperial examination is not their only way out, what Xu Shu is looking for is a bad family background and no future to talk about.
And the person in front of him, Xu Shu has been staring at him for a long time.
First of all, he was dressed in tatters, his luggage was pitifully simple, and his behavior was uneducated.
Xu Shu's eyes darkened, and he raised his hand to stop the ridicule of the people around him.
Xu Shu sank his voice and said slowly: "You have a chance......"
......
Oh my God, let him go.
No one knows how difficult it is for them to stubbornly keep themselves from trembling.
What is a big general doing here?
Do you have nothing to do to tease these little soldiers?
Originally, they thought that this errand was still better. After all, you don't have to run around like everyone else.
God knows, they're tempted to give their former selves a big mouth now.
......
"Why?" Gao Jin sat down again, completely unconcerned that there was a high-ranking official opposite.
"You don't have to worry about this, just do what I say. ”
"Why? If you ask me to do it, I'll do it. Gao Jin lowered his head, not knowing what he was going to do.
"You can get money, you can also get an official position, why not?" Xu Shu said, but it was already full of arrogance, "Besides, with your current strength, if you want me to get what I promised you, do you have the courage to get it, can you have the ability to get it?"
Gao Jin lowered his eyes and did not speak.
In fact, what he thought in his heart was, how do you know that I will not get it.
Gao Jin actually understands very well in his heart that if he can play normally, it shouldn't be too difficult to get a ranking, it may be that he is uninhibited, which makes the other party have some errors.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm not interested. He just lay down again and waved his hand again.
Xu Shu frowned, he didn't expect this kind of thing to happen at the beginning, he originally thought that this person should have some desires for these, but now it seems that not only does he not learn and has no skills, but he also has no hope at all.
Xu Shu went out, and when he went out, he shook his sleeves, looking very angry.
Gao Jin felt that no matter how officials were like this, he really felt bored.
I can't help but think of the man with the big head, in fact, if he let himself do the ridiculous thing he did a few months ago, he himself would find it unbelievable.
He used to be a rigid reader, or a useless scholar, if it weren't for that person's temperament to give him an impact, he couldn't help but think that when such an opportunity was placed in front of him, the world might not be able to decisively refuse like now.
Although the official didn't say anything, he could feel that it was actually a bureau against someone.
The goal is nothing more than framing someone.
He didn't want to get into such a quagmire at all.
I wonder if there will be a person who will voluntarily jump into this game?
But this matter should have nothing to do with me.
No matter what happened after that, he just had to keep his mouth shut and act as if he hadn't seen anything.
But the current Gao Jin still can't imagine that he will fight to the death with the court because of this incident in the future, and he will fight to the end.
......
Oh my God, hurry up and take him in.
We really can't take it anymore.
The dwarf was full of resentment in his heart, but he didn't notice that the tumor beside him had a strange expression.