The shooting should have been carried out by a fixed camera, and Xiao Huang was not singing the opening song, but should be regarded as an episode of the feature film, and as he sang and sang, he flew up and landed on the shoulder of a person in the background, who turned his head and sang:

"That night, you didn't refuse me. ”

Bian Wanrou!

This voice must be heard by more than half of the people on the whole network.

After singing a sentence, Xiao Huang flew down on the shoulder of the second person.

"That night, I hurt you. ”

Glamorous and tactful, there is no doubt that Yu Yangxi is in the sun.

And then the third.

"That night, your face was full of tears. —Li Tong.

I can hear it singing as a layman, but the voice is not bad.

In the end, Xiao Huang jumped into the arms of a woman in the middle.

Qi Hui turned her head to face the camera.

"That night, I got drunk for me......"

Then the four of them parted in twos and twos, vacating the middle of the big sofa, Lin Haven walked in from the outside, holding a bunch of snacks and drinks, shrugged his shoulders, and sat down helplessly. Qi Hui and Bian Wanrou were very sensible and hammered him on the shoulder with a small hammer.

Lin Haven reached for the remote control and turned on the TV.

His father, Mr. Mudong's "Shuke and Beta", immediately jumped into view.

At this time, the time in the upper left corner of the video is the time when National Entertainment photographed Lin Haven and Yu Yangxi entering this community before and after, which is basically seamlessly connected with their video time, in other words, this is what happened on the night Lin Haven and Yu Yangxi were photographed.

As for why Bian Wanrou, Li Tong, and Qi Hui are also there, then go and ask the national entertainment - how can there be only one entrance to such a high-end community?

Weibo said "it" when it came to the scene of "Shuk and Beta", but this was only the beginning, because the progress bar was so touching - 10 hours.

In 10 hours, Lin Haven was five people, crammed into a sofa, and watched "Shuke and Beta 1-4", "Pipiru and Luxisi 1-3" - Lin Zuodong's works have been adapted a lot in recent years, and Lin Haven has not seen it much, this time it is a one-time view.

At the last moment, five people stood up and stretched.

Bian Wanrou complained: "Stay up late once, regret it for three years!!"

Then he smiled at the camera with the others: see you tomorrow at the same time!

God's goodbye!!

After insisting on watching it for ten minutes, half an hour, an hour, and even a real cowman, after watching it for three hours, everyone had to admit in despair - yes, the diva deeply entered the artist's room and watched ten hours of cartoons with him!!

Ahhhh

"After so many years of research, observation and repeated confirmation, I can finally announce to the broad masses of people a great research result that is unprecedented in the past - Lin Haven is a psychopath!"

- "I'm sorry that this research is suspected of plagiarizing me. ”

- "I'm sorry, but the results of this study already exist as an axiom!"

- "I'm sorry, your results are a little skewed, I think Lin Haven should be a super neurotic!"

"Hahaha, to be honest, those who have spoken conclusively before, see this video, I don't know what they think in their hearts? All kinds of conjectures and inferences can be printed into a textbook, but people are watching cartoons, this is embarrassing, right?"

Indeed, it is different from the cheeky little burden of ordinary netizens.

The media, such as "Global Entertainment Online", big V, such as Yi Chao and others, can be said to be very embarrassed, very embarrassed, so embarrassed that they don't even know how to respond when they face the collective greetings of the netizen sightseeing group.

"Editor, Lin Haven has "The Desire of the Golden Branch" as a shield to pacify the harem, I don't know what Global Entertainment Online has as a shield? ”

"What do you say?

"May I ask what important views your media needs to publish about the collective study of Emperor Taishang's writings in Lin Haven's harem?"

Yi Chao's comments below are even more unkind, he himself has a black history.

"You just don't take the lesson, Lin Haven puts a bait, and you bite it upside down, it's embarrassing, right?"

"The highest garbage jump. ”

"Fuck off, shit. ”

Many others, most of the media and individuals who have analyzed and inferred about the so-called Lin Haven scandal before, and have an alternative understanding of Fu Jian and "The Desire of the Golden Branch", can't escape a similar fate - relatively speaking, the netizens who were the most excited about the gossip and spoke the most conclusively seem to have all changed color at this time, and they have all become sharp-eyed monkeys, who can see through Lin Haven's tricks at a glance, and they are very wise, so now they are completely free to ridicule.

"Did you enjoy watching today? There will be even happier tomorrow, please stay tuned at the same time tomorrow. - Lin Haven posted on Weibo at ten o'clock.

Bian Wanrou turned around without surprise: "Recently, many people have asked me, why am I haggard, how vicissitudes of life, isn't it because I stayed up late to watch dramas? ”

- "You cows, I obeyed." ”

- "God's work!"

- "Dunhuang, you guys, it's really poisonous." ”

......

By this time, any mentally healthy person and the media have already understood.

That's what a bureau is.

It's just that this game is too big.

Paparazzi such as National Entertainment, media, big Vs, and even netizens from all walks of life on TV and radio networks, all of them were in the bureau, and they were played by Lin Haven, and even included an official announcement of "Golden Branches", which made everyone's embarrassment increase geometrically.

A netizen's comment is very representative.

"From this time Lin Haven's big game, it can be seen how vulgar our media is, how vulgar our netizens are, how vulgar and vulgar our entertainment ecology is, although many people have been severely humiliated by Lin Haven once, but I think this is not a good thing, if everyone can take this opportunity to think about their actions and positions on online social platforms, and even extend to life, work, and society, I believe there will be a little gain. ”

But the words of these people alone are not enough to change anything.

The media that reacted - the media is very thick-skinned after all, extraordinarily thick, to the extent that there is no boundary. Of course, there are still some media, such as "New Culture Daily", which are not following up and are silently hiding. The Tan editor also specially called Lin Haven and complained to him, obviously he had contacted Dunhuang in advance, and Dunhuang actually hid it so tightly, but fortunately, they were already very cautious, just joining in the fun. I didn't join it again in the follow-up, and sat back and watched the clouds disappear.

But there's still a lot of media, and now it's all as if they hadn't reported it that before.

"The truth about Lin Haiwen's 'scandal': I actually watched cartoons all night together!"

In response to the scandal, ten hours later, he got along with the artist for a full record. ”

Of course, there are also media outlets that suddenly remember that they still have a media mission.

"Responding to scandals should be, pranks are not advisable!"

"Single-handedly producing a big event, is it hyping up a new drama, or provoking public opinion?"

"Dissatisfaction with the state of public opinion should not be vented in more extreme ways, and public figures should abide by the bottom line," "People X" newspaper published an editorial, which previously said that public figures, whether they are in the entertainment industry or not, should abide by moral constraints. Grievances', that is, when the matter is not satisfactorily dealt with for the time being, for example, the murderer is not caught in time, the thief fails to recover all the losses, these unsatisfactory points, everyone may be dissatisfied and unwilling to accept, but it does not mean that we can deal with it through illegal methods such as moral judgment and civil law enforcement, which is another kind of violation!

This is evident in the parades of dog thieves in the countryside and the lynching of abductors and children abductors and children. Similarly, in this Lin Haven public opinion, it is obvious that Lin Haven single-handedly produced the scandal, and then responded to the scandal in an almost absurd way, which seems to be a mockery of the wind and action, not pursuing the real public opinion environment, but the harm of this action to the authority of public opinion must not be ignored, in fact, if Lin Haven is dissatisfied, he can confront the media and netizens in a dignified manner, the author believes that there is no reason to be loud, even if it is not recognized for a while, it is better than further harm to public opinion.

This point deserves deep consideration by the whole society, especially the public figures with great influence. ”

This editorial was published very early, at nine o'clock the next day, which shows that it was a masterpiece written overnight.

Lin Haven saw the next day, "People X News" is a big newspaper after all, and it has special significance, all along, Lin Haven has been relatively restrained in the face of it, but it does not mean that Lin Haven does not dare to fire, to this day, with Lin Haven's achievements in art and his colossal influence in the world, there is no media in the world that he can't fire, but relatively speaking, in the face of "People X" in China, it may be given some special significance, Lin Haven is not very willing to let people feel those feelings - he didn't mean that.

But this time, what is meant by "not being recognized for a while is better than further hurting public opinion", including many of the comments below, is also very in line with Lin Haven's thoughts.

"Shameless, in the words of 'Zhen Huanti', that is: If you are wronged, you will suffer it first, and it should be better than destroying the good situation for three or five hundred years!"

"It's shameless. ”

Lin Haven forwarded it: "The words in the comments are what I want to say, in addition: Lose your mother! Please come and scold me with dignity, even if you can't scold for a while, it's better than being a bad seed." ”

"Awesome!!"

"The great god killed it!! I have long seen that it is not pleasing to the eye, and the grass on both sides of the wall is upside down. ”

"Hahaha, violent, Lin Dashen is really violent! Sit and wait for the response of "Ren X", if you don't respond, you are a bad seed. ”

This small wave crest can be regarded as stimulating everyone's mood.

That night, when Lin Haven was watching and preparing for "That Night 2", he received a call from "People X", this person he was familiar with, he was an executive, and he said very politely, saying that there were different views to mention to them, and they were also willing to listen to Lin Haven's opinions, but this kind of public scolding was not very good.

"Mr. Zhao, I think your newspaper has any opinions on me, can you mention it to me, you are so public in the form of reporting, it's not particularly good, what do you think?" Lin Haven seemed to smile, took a plate of grapes handed over by Qi Hui, he frowned, saying that he didn't like to eat grapes, the skin was not easy to vomit, and it was not delicious, it was not as good as grapes, but Qi Hui liked to eat it very much, and preferred to see that he didn't like to eat: "Haha, what? Zhao always doesn't think this logic is not easy to understand?" Your newspaper published an editorial to talk to me, and then let me have an opinion to mention to you privately, I'm sorry, I've never traded at a loss, my face has been stepped on, I don't step back, I'm uncomfortable, in fact, it's quite good to say it publicly like this, it's better than writing it in a book, painting it in a painting, and circulating it for hundreds of years, right?"

Mr. Zhao is quite silent, he really doesn't see much of Lin Haven's strange things.

Dare to say such a thing to "People X News", even less.

But not to mention Lin Haiwen's personal influence, the thriving Hao Department of the propaganda mouth - who rose from Zhonghe, is said to have a lot to do with Lin Haiwen, "People X News" is in charge of others, and Mr. Zhao really doesn't know how to shake his prestige here in Lin Haiwen.

In the end, I could only say a few polite words without embarrassment and hang up.

"People X" also became a mischievous and never responded - of course, they did not delete the original editorial, and the face was too cruel to accept.

Lin Haiwen, who hung up the phone, frowned and ate the grapes, while starting to look at Youshi.

It's the second day, and the start is very similar to yesterday.

It's just that the background is not in front of the TV, everyone is relieved, if they still watch cartoons all night, someone is really going to run to Dunhuang to cut people.

But it didn't get any better.

Today they played "Werewolf Killing" all night, and the number of personnel has further increased, in addition to the 5 people from the previous night, there are more Lu Danze, Wang Peng and Lu Cheng, a total of 8 people working together, and there is a rotation rest in the middle - of course, there is a new highlight tonight.

The losing side needs to wear a top hat, and on the hat is Lin Haven's dashing and handsome book - "the eternal right person on the Internet". The victorious side was separated by a distance of less than two meters, with grapefruits, very large grapefruits, and smashed high hats, one person at a time.

It's a lot of fun.

It's an all-nighter to play.

The third night was not to watch cartoons, nor to play "Werewolf Killing", but to change a new trick: eating.

Seafood feasts, international cuisines, century-old private dishes, and famous chefs of imperial cuisine have appeared again and again - so there are more people today, even a few people such as Tangchenglou, as well as Zhesheng Gu Hagi, Mugu Lin Qing are also there, and everyone has a great reunion.

In front of the family KTV, such as the queen Bian Wanrou and Wan Zhenzhen, such as Pavarotti's successor Lin Haiwen himself, all have a bright voice, and the level is so high that there is probably no second KTV to this extent.

The last night was also a night of revelry.

When the sky was bright, Lin Haven moved the camera to the front of the sofa, and everyone sat together and faced the camera.

"I will hold a large-scale performance art exhibition in a week's time, that is, on September 12th, in Hall 2 of the Huaguo Art Museum, which will exhibit all my, ours, and yours before and after this event, including all different media, public intellectuals, and ordinary netizens, and your attitudes, remarks, and changes in the whole process will become an integral part of this performance art. I'm not expecting you to think about it when you see it, but I'm really looking forward to seeing some people with a fever on their faces, and I'll see you then!"

"Oh, I'm going back to catch up on sleep and go to the gym!"

Li Tong's voice became the final footnote of this episode.

The next day, Time magazine released the cover character of the latest issue:

Haven Lin: Rebellious and genius, an iconic artist from the East!