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Li Yifan parked the car dozens of meters away from the school gate, then got out of the car, picked up the souvenirs brought from his hometown, and walked to the door. When passing by the Saturday Internet café, you could see the top of Brother Zhang's head in the bar, he whistled and shouted: "Handsome guy!"

Although Brother Zhang was 28 years old at this time, one round older than Li Yifan's physical age, after all, his mentality was still very young, and after that day at the farmhouse, there was not much age limit for the three of them to talk.

When Brother Zhang heard his words, he stretched his neck, only to see a happy face, then stood up and shouted, "When did you arrive?"

"I just arrived yesterday, I had a busy day this morning, and I came to the school in the afternoon to take a look!" Li Yifan didn't let him come out, walked in by himself, and put a souvenir on the bar: "Here you go."

With my sister-in-law, there are not many things, just a mind, I still have to go to the dormitory, I may not have time to talk to you tonight, and I will find you tomorrow!"

The Internet café is very small, some netizens stretched their necks to look at this side, Brother Zhang smiled and said: "What are you bringing, you have something to do first, go to my house for dinner tomorrow afternoon." ”

"Deaf order, then I'll go first!" Li Yifan was not polite to him, smiled, waved his hand, and left.

It is said that this world is very small, from the school gate to the dormitory, along the way, Li Yifan met several people who were very familiar in his previous life.

No, Li Yifan saw a woman named Xiao Mo, who was not tall, she was still his fellow countryman, and her relationship was not bad. This little woman with a height of 1.55 raised her head when she saw Li Yifan, and said with a smile: "Li Yifan, when did you come?"

Li Yifan hurriedly opened the bag and said to her, "No, take a bag and go." ”

This Xiao Mo hurriedly said: "Don't take it, don't take it!"

"What's polite!" Li Yifan took out a bag of souvenirs and handed it to her: "There is only one bag, take it and taste it with the people in the dormitory." ”

Xiao Mo didn't have much ink and took it.

Li Yifan remembered that she married Xiaoxin in the dormitory seven years later, two years before he committed suicide, there was a dark time, and he borrowed thousands of yuan from the couple, although he finally repaid it before he died, but he did not repay the kindness of this couple until his death.

When he saw her again, Li Yifan was inevitably a little embarrassed.

"Thank you then!" Xiao Mo looks average, but according to Li Yifan's understanding in his previous life, this woman is indeed a good daughter-in-law who is in charge of the house, diligent and makes good dishes.

"You're welcome, I'll invite you to dinner with Xiaoxin another day!" Li Yifan replied.

As soon as he spoke, he felt that he had said something wrong, although he had said this many times in his previous life, and he had realized it once or twice, but in this life, the relationship between Xiao Mo and Xiao Xin had not yet been established!

Xiao Mo felt inexplicable!

Li Yifan hurriedly said: "Okay, I won't tell you, I'll withdraw." ”

The dormitory in the freshman year is relatively tidy, and everyone still folds quilts, but after the junior year, in the men's dormitory, it is a rare event for people to get up and fold quilts.

I remember that in my junior year, the dormitory was called a "pig's nest".

When I returned to the pig's nest, I found that no one was there, Xiaoxin and a few guys were gnawing on the sausage, and when they saw Li Yifan, they shouted with a mouth full of oil: "I'm waiting for you!"

Li Yifan put the bag on the table, and several people rushed to see what the bottom was, and took out the contents of the bag, he hurriedly opened a bag and said with a smile: "No, this bag is my pickle girl's equipment." ”

Several people began to make fun of him.

Seeing that the kung fu tea on the table was also brewed, Li Yifan asked them what they were doing.

"!" Peach nibbled on the sausage, one hand throwing an orange into her mouth.

"Damn, vulgar!" the stone said, gesturing at the peach.

"The two of them together!" is also a layman's little new way.

Xiaojun couldn't look at it, and deliberately walked away a few steps and said, "I won't stand with you anymore!"

Li Yifan suddenly found that the scene in front of him was too different from his previous life!

In my previous life, at this snack party, there was a person who had a bad stomach and ran to the toilet several times during the snack party.

But there was no vulgar incident of "joint performance".

After thinking about it, he thought again, aren't they all changing?

"Chick, what didn't happen happened, what happened happened, just changed!"

At this time, the two brothers who "performed together" came back, and as soon as they entered the door, Brother Feng shouted: "Ah, yes, everyone is here!"

Xiaoxin hurriedly said: "Lock the door, don't let people in!"

Shi said: "Close the door and let the dog go!"

Xiaoxin continued: "Close the door and put the stones!"

The two began to laugh and curse.

"This pair of whites also happened!" Li Yifan said to the chick in his mind.

"Huh-huh!" the chick looked like a tall man and didn't answer him.

The first cup of gongfu tea is bitter, but then it is indeed bitter and sweet, with a great aftertaste.

"Come, everyone smoke!" Li Yifan took out Yuxi and threw it on the table.

Brother Feng, the "smoker" in the next few years, hurriedly grabbed the past, took out the cigarettes, and shared them with everyone, one per person, and did not fall short.

Later, a few people began to ask him about renting a house, and everyone scolded whether he wanted to go out and live with Yang Da Meinu or something like that.

"I want to do it too!" Li Yifan said with a ** face.

The transcript of last semester also came out, and a few pieces of paper were thrown on Xiaoxin's bed, Li Yifan ate the sausage brought by Xiaoxin, tasted the spicy and spicy feeling he once had, picked up a transcript, and found out his name.

He can't remember his score now, but he remembers his ranking, more than 150 people, a place and a half bucket of water. But this time, he stayed for a while, and it was about 30, and he suddenly rose by more than 40.

Shi sat on Li Yifan's bed and ate the shortbread that Li Yifan brought from home, and shouted: "There are four people in the dormitory who have won scholarships this time! Brother Fan, you cow, philosophy actually relied on 98 points, 40 points higher than me. ”

Several roommates laughed, and Xiaoxin said: "You deserve it, you have to make up for the exam, it's still a public class at school!"

Brother Feng said: "It's okay, it's okay, I have 9 courses, three of which I haven't taken, and I have philosophy with you." ”

Li Yifan turned his head to look at Brother Feng and found that he was gnawing on the sausage as if nothing had happened. sighed in his heart, Brother Feng's bad luck started from this semester, two semesters of advanced mathematics, and the last semester and the next semester have not passed the make-up exam until the senior year.

"Andy has the highest ranking, more than a dozen, it is estimated to be the second prize, and Xiaojun can almost win a second prize!" Brother Peach said: "I, I'm a little bit worse, I can get the third prize." ”

Maybe it was because philosophy was a few points higher that he improved his ranking by dozens of places, he threw the score ranking list on the bed and said: "Bird thing, we are a science and engineering school, breaking philosophy makes people fail!"

Shi was also dissatisfied: "That is, 10% of people did not pass, but the high number is miserable, and 40% did not pass!"

Li Yifan remembers that in his previous life, there were several courses in the school that were particularly difficult, and half of them could not pass the first time, and the results of the preliminary examination and make-up examination were recorded on the graduation transcript.

It was not until Li Yifan graduated with a master's degree that the school agreed to reduce the difficulty of the exam at the full request of teachers and students.

Honest, silly and honest!

Li Yifan thought in his heart that it was under such strict requirements that after graduating and joining the work, the work ability of the students in the school was stronger than that of some schools of the same grade, with an average score of more than 80 points.

"Brother Fan, you kid said, how did you cheat on the philosophy?" Brother Peach said.

"Of course I cheated!" Li Yifan smiled: "Otherwise, it's impossible!"

Several people began to argue with Li Yifan, how did he cheat, teach his brother, Li Yifan played haha, and finally stopped.

The snack party lasted for two hours, and Li Yifan carried the bag left for Yang Fei'er and said, "Brothers, I have something to do first, so I will withdraw first!"

And they began to bless him with very obscene words.

"Yang Fei'er, Yang Fei'er!" Li Yifan knocked on the window and shouted.

A round face was revealed, smiled, and lowered the curtains.

After a while, he ran out and said, "You are looking for Yang Meinu, she is not there!"

is a roommate of Yang Fei'er, Li Yifan doesn't know her name.

"No, did you not go back to school or the dormitory?" asked Li Yifan.

At this time, it was almost 10 o'clock, and it was impossible for Yang Meinu, who had the habit of going to bed early and getting up late, not to go back to the dormitory, Li Yifan calculated the time!

"Didn't go back to school!" said the round-faced girl.

"Okay, senior sister, bring this thing in and give it to your dormitory!" Li Yifan handed it over.

Of course, the round-faced girl knew that it was for Yang Fei'er, so she took it and said with a smile: "Then I thank you for her!"

Li Yifan didn't talk to her much, turned around and left, and then turned around: "Keep some for her!"

The round-faced sister giggled and slipped into the dormitory building.

Grandma's, the big beauty didn't come back, Li Yifan was a little depressed, I haven't seen her beautiful little face, graceful figure and fragrant temperament for a long time.

At this time, it is very inconvenient to connect!

"Boss, how is that beauty?" said the chick in his mind.

Li Yifan looked over.

What a beautiful woman? Isn't that the black girl in the class?

The black girl is actually not black, and her wheat-colored skin looks very healthy.

Li Yifan walked over and whistled, the black girl turned to look at him, and turned around to wait at the door of Li Yifan's dormitory building without anger.

"Black girl, are you waiting for a handsome guy?" Li Yifan said with a smile.

"Black girl" is not called black girl at this time!

This 80-point "black girl" classmate threw a sentence: "I hate it!"

When Li Yifan heard this, he smiled in his heart at the age of thirty: "Who are you waiting for, Brother Qiang?"

The black girl has been single for four years in college, and her little face is a little embarrassed at the moment.

The black girl turned her little face again, ignoring him, Li Yifan looked at her carefully from the side, and found that the black girl's figure this year was really good, which can be described as "protruding forward and backward".

Li Yifan didn't think anything wrong about her, but in his heart after being reborn, he liked to appreciate the expressions that these classmates and acquaintances had or didn't have.

"Black girl, don't ignore me! I just want to be friends with you!" You must know that if it weren't for someone who came over, few people would say such shameless words, but Li Yifan, who has a 30-year-old mentality and a 20-year-old body, has done it.

"Am I familiar with you?" the brunette turned her head, not having a good airway.

"Raw, very raw!" Li Yifan said: "The raw rice has not been cooked yet!"

"Bah, bah, bah, you're an old rascal!" the chick scolded in his head.

The black girl was furious, turned around and ran, and didn't wait for the legendary so-and-so brother.

"Hey, black girl, I wish you a good night!" Li Yifan shouted.

At this time, Li Yifan's outrageous thing was seen by many people at night, and these people were dumbfounded, how could there be such an unwanted person!