During dinner, Li Dan praised Xiang Xiaoyuan's cooking skills, which made Xiang Xiaoyuan very happy. Dou Dou was puzzled by the baby fat, and wanted to reason with this black egg, obviously the dinner made by her mother was not as delicious as her father's, it was much worse, she was hungry, otherwise she wouldn't eat it!

Shishi and Dou Dou had telepathy, and immediately put down the little spoon, turned her little body sideways, bit her ear, and quietly told her that if she didn't speak, her mother would pull her little face.

Dou Dou was startled, and his big eyes glanced at his mother, who smiled so happily that she didn't notice her, ah, it's so nice to have a sister, she almost got unlucky.

The children know each other very well, obediently bow their heads to eat, try to pick up vegetables for their brother and sister Meihui, and tell them to eat more.

Su Meihui said with relief: "Dou Dou is becoming more and more sensible. ”

Dou Dou was very happy, and hummed and said: "Sister Meihui, you have lost weight, you have to eat more! Brother, you are too, you have also lost weight, you are really hard duck, do you bully Lun when you don't go home?"

Li Xianggang was a little moved, and when he heard the last sentence, he felt turbulent, and he felt that he wanted to do it.

The master stood up, took a piece of meat, put it in Li Xiang's bowl, and said, "Pigeon, you eat meat, you are thin, you can't hold the baby." ”

Li Xiang didn't want to do it again, he was only moved in his heart, and ate this piece of meat that represented love, and said: "My brother is an idol, if you want to keep in shape, you must pay attention to your diet, you can't eat meat hard, it will become fat, in case it becomes your brother's body, I might as well die." ”

Li Dan ate the lion's head that he had just picked up into his mouth, and watched Li Xiaoxiang chew fiercely and coldly, as if he was chewing elephant meat, and the original good mood in his heart was gone, he wanted to throw chopsticks, wanted to smash the bowl, wanted to do his hands, and wanted to fight with him! Why do you want to bully an honest man?!!! is not allowed to eat a meal quietly??? you want to fight, right??? do you think that if you have a helper, the king will be afraid???

Xiang Xiaoyuan Xun Li thought: "Li Dan'an eats quietly, where did he provoke you, if you want to say this, is it polite." ”

Dou Dou lowered his head and scooped the rice with a spoon to eat, and whispered: "Lose money~"

Li Chao also said that Li Xiang said that the two brothers had a good relationship and could not talk like this.

Li Dan smiled and said: "Uncle, aunt, don't blame the little elephant, when you weren't at home before, I asked him to win the trophy to see, he said no, I asked the award certificate again, he said no, I was worried about him, accidentally said that he wouldn't be a fake award, after saying that, I regretted it, how can I think so much about the little elephant, others don't understand him, can I still not understand? He is not that kind of person." It may be that my words hurt the little elephant's heart, so there is nothing wrong with what he said, don't blame him. ”

The teacher looked at Li Dan with admiration.

Li Xiang sneered in his heart, expressed his disdain for Li Dan, who was inconsistent with the inside, and said to Li Chaohe and Xiang Xiaoyuan: "Dad, Mom, Li Dan is right, we grew up together, we can't say anything, he knows me very well, I know him very well, he is a big grin, heartless person, he often speaks without his brain, and others don't need to go through his brain to talk to him." It's true that what I said just now didn't sound good, that's because I didn't go through my brain, but don't worry, outside, to others, I will definitely go through my brain when I speak and do things, and at home, when I talk to Dou Dou, I also go through my brain. ”

While burying her head in eating, Dou Dou muttered that she had no brains, she only had melon seeds, melon seeds in her head.

Li Dan's hateful teeth itched, pretending to be light on the surface, and said with a smile: "The little elephant is right, to tell you the truth, the little elephant can achieve today's results, I am very pleased, and I will follow the light." Baby elephant, tell you a truth. ”

Li Xiang was not interested, he didn't want to talk at all, he didn't have to guess, he must have been scolded.

He wasn't interested, but someone was interested, Dou Dou put down the small spoon and said curiously: "Brother Dandan, if you have something to say, just put it away." ”

Li Dan saw that everyone pricked up their ears and waited for him to speak, and said proudly: "Actually, I'm not alone!"

"Clams?" Dou Dou had several grains of rice on her mouth and didn't eat it, but she had already eaten a catty.

Su Meihui said: "Li Dan, don't joke. ”

Li Chao smiled and said, "It's kind of interesting." ”

Xiang Xiaoyuan also said funny: "Li Dan, you continue to speak." ”

She's a storyteller who just doesn't know it. Master Dou Dou knows this very well, this mother~ She often not only does not tell bedtime stories to the baby at night, but also always finds various reasons to let the baby take turns to tell her stories! And the father! The story she tells is not only not good, but she often talks about falling asleep~ The baby is watching him sleep with wide eyes! Where is the story for the baby, it is clearly told to herself.

The teacher said, "The baby is scared. ”

It's not one person, it's a ghost, it's a ghost, and Teacher Li is scared.

The teacher said to Li Xiang pitifully: "Pigeon, can you hug me?"

I haven't seen Brother Elephant for a few days, Teacher Xiao Li is at the peak of spoiling, there are excuses to seize the excuses, and there are no excuses to create excuses.

Li wanted to touch her little sister's head and tell her not to be afraid, because the black balls couldn't play any tricks.

Li Dan smiled and said: "I'm not a person, I'm a nameless male corpse, 5 years ago, because of gambling to owe a lot of debt, causing my wife to leave me, the creditor collects debts every day, but I have no money to repay, and then the casino owner slaughtered me, unloaded eight pieces, put it in a sack, and sank in the dog lake! 5 years, my body does not float, I will serve you! Li Xiaoxiang! Why do you say you are so good!"

Everyone was shocked, Li Xiang put down his chopsticks, applauded, and exclaimed: "Li Dan, I am so cool with your sycophant." ”

Li Dan said: "It's good if you're happy, wait a while, after eating, I'm going to broadcast live, you remember to be a guest~"

Sure enough, sycophants are not something that can be enjoyed without spending money.

Dou Dou was so disappointed in the story of Black Dandan, he didn't understand it~ Continue to eat, mutter, and begin to make up the story by himself. In her story, Black Dan begins to encounter all kinds of bad luck, the most unfortunate one is when she is swimming in the dog lake, she encounters Quack and Lady Gaga, and then a series of tragic dark stories occur......

After dinner, Dou Dou immediately raised his hand and proposed to go to see the 10 yuan earned by his brother together!

The 10 yuan is like a piece of meat hanging in the treetops, if you don't eat it, the little fox under the tree can't sleep and can't sleep all night.

After getting off the table, Li Dan put his arm around Li Xiang's shoulders and said: "Little elephant, in order to flatter you and give you face, I threw my face on the ground and stepped on it, you will come to my live broadcast room later, can you stay a little longer and tell me good things." ”

Li Xiang said happily: "Okay, I was very moved by what you said at the dinner table just now, it's no problem to say your kind words, will we come now?"

Li Dan: "Yes, you are so enthusiastic, I will start the broadcast half an hour in advance, and today we will strive to exceed 10 million online people." ”

Li Xiang was startled and said, "Be down-to-earth, don't be ambitious." ”

Li Dan said: "I am already down-to-earth, conservative estimates, you don't know your own energy, now at this time, who in the world can interview you? Who else but me? Ask! Yes! Who! Otherwise, you think that I came to your house just to flatter you? How old are you, if you want me to flatter, I can't beat you to death!"

As he spoke, he began to scold Li Xiang, and when Li Xiang heard it, he wiped his grin, and it seemed that if he didn't fight, he wouldn't call Xiao Li a brother.

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