"Get up, if you go to sleep again, we'll discuss whether or not to call an ambulance for you. ”

When the fat brother who got home and slept for most of the day to adjust the jet lag opened the door in a daze, he was greeted by the ridicule of Han Yuyun, and there was a cute Qi Qing sitting on the sofa in the living room.

"Do you have anything to eat, I'm hungry. ”

The fat brother hugged Han Yuyun from behind and asked, his intimate appearance made Qi Qingzhi roll his eyes: "Do you two want to go back to the room to deal with it first, there is still a child here!"

"Sister Qing!"

Han Yuyun's cheeks are not as thick as the fat brother, and she was casually teased by Qi Qing, and her face was so red that she almost died.

"Ringing ringing!"

The fat brother was about to continue to be poor, and the mobile phone that was charged downstairs made a fuss.

The fat brother had no choice but to look at it, it was Cai Chongqi, did this product install a monitor in my house, it was just a phone pinch.

"Hey, what's wrong with Lao Cai?"

"I didn't play flash mobs, I went out to record the show this time, how can I have that idle time!"

"It's been spread all over the Internet, what's been spread?"

"Don't worry, I'll take a look first, and I'll give you back to the past in a while. ”

After hanging up the phone in a hurry, the fat brother hurriedly went online to find the latest related news.

"What's wrong?"

Seeing this, Han Yuyun also asked with concern.

"Lao Cai, Cai Chongqi, originally asked me to do a flash mob at the capital airport, but I just called and said that I actually got ahead of him, which made him very embarrassed, and I was inexplicable. ”

The fat brother replied casually while typing his name on the search engine.

"Otherwise, Zhou is playing a flash mob at Ickburg Airport!"

"Zhou Otherwise, lead the folk choir to fight against Ickerburg!"

"'My Motherland and Me' resounded at Ickburg Airport!"

"Tears in the moment - a chorus of 1,000 people at Ickburg Airport!"

............

A variety of headlines have swept the internet.

"I'm Nima!"

The fat brother blurted out when he saw these news.

Is that called a flash mob? Lao Tzu flew in a flash after singing, didn't it?

It's obviously a tourist group, a bullshit folk choir!

These reporters are shameless as long as the traffic is shameless, in order to attract people's attention, they can think of any kind of headline, no matter how outrageous the content is, they also understand that Zhou is otherwise, as long as he doesn't step on his high-voltage line, he won't care about any kind of pulling.

The fat brother finally knew why Cai Chongqi was so annoyed, he had been preparing for the capital airport for a long time, and he also invited a few singers of the older generation who were quite weighty, but he was "cut off" by himself.

The song they sang is one of the repertoire they are preparing to perform, their own fame is greater than theirs, and the place they chose to sing is also an airport, or a foreign airport, netizens must feel that it is more powerful to sing my motherland abroad, Cai Chongqi is estimated to hate himself to death at this time.

Seeing that Han Yuyun was still looking at himself worriedly, the fat brother had no choice but to briefly describe the cause and effect of this incident beforehand.

"Otherwise, you write another song for him, and you won't go to Lao Cai's event, lest everyone pay attention to you. ”

Han Yuyun tilted her head and suggested.

"Yes, when the time comes, you can mobilize the media to help out in that event, and I believe he is 100% willing. ”

Qi Qing also said.

The fat brother nodded when he heard this, and sighed secretly, it can only be like this.

If the fat brother is a family of three at home, he will basically give the aunt at home a holiday, and the responsibility of buying vegetables and cooking will naturally fall on the shoulders of the fat brother.

The fat brother was driving in front of him, and the two big and one small in the back were having a lot of fun, and Han Yuyun also told Qi Qing from time to time that the two were not in love, and when she occasionally went to Zhou Ran's house to eat.

"Do you call it occasional? Come every day, and you'll be wrapped up three times a day!"

The fat brother who was driving in front rolled his eyes and ruthlessly debunked his daughter-in-law's nonsense, which caused Han Yuyun to be coquettish for a while, and Qi Qing was also amused by this pair of living treasures.

The car just came down from the mountain, and when it drove to the first mobile simple red light, the fat brother slowly stopped, and when he saw that the red light was still long, he simply hung up the P gear, turned around and teased the little bean seedling who was tied to the safety seat by the five flowers.

"Boom!"

A loud bang came, followed by the violent shaking of the body, which frightened the two girls in the car to scream in unison, and even Xiao Doumiao was scared to cry.

"What the hell!"

The fat brother looked back and saw that the front of his car seemed to have been hit by something, but he couldn't see it really in the car.

"Lock the car door, I'll go down and have a look. ”

"Be careful!"

Han Yuyun explained to her husband worriedly, although she knew that three or five ordinary people would definitely not be able to take the fat brother, she still couldn't help but worry.

"it!"

When the fat brother got out of the car and saw the mess all over the place, he couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth.

The front side of his car was hit and concave, and the left front wheel was also blown up, and there was an unknown red liquid on it.

Looking at the ground again, an unrecognizable motorcycle was already in tatters, debris was scattered all over the ground, and there were two motionless people on the ground, one of whose legs were twisted at an unnatural angle, both of them were bloody and disgusting.

The fat brother hurriedly took out his mobile phone to call first aid, and by the way, called the police and notified the insurance company to arrive, because the car accident changed from three lanes to one lane, and the Chinese people love to watch the excitement, every passing car has to put down the window and take a few photos before leaving, and soon someone recognized the fat brother.

While waiting for the ambulance to arrive, the fat brother squatted down and probed the snort and carotid artery of the two.

Good guys, one dead and one seriously injured, it's not a small matter!

"Sister Qing, you inform the driver to come and pick you up for dinner first, and I'll stay to deal with the accident." ”

After thinking about it, the fat brother still got in the car and explained, after all, if someone died, it would not be able to deal with it in a while, so there was no need to let them follow the blind work.

The police came faster than the ambulance, and when they arrived at the scene and found that one was dead, they immediately reported to the above, and then began to protect the scene while directing traffic, groping on the two people on the ground by the way, trying to verify the identities of the two.

"Fat brother, why are you here? Are you a driver?"

The police were stunned when they saw the fat brother, and quickly thought about something.

The fat brother nodded helplessly, it was really unlucky, the family went out happily, but this kind of thing happened.

The policeman looked like he wanted to say something, but finally straightened his hat and said seriously: "How fast was your car at that time?"

"I was parked and waiting for a red light, and it didn't move at all, and I don't believe you can call up the surveillance. ”

The policeman nodded as if relieved, the fat brother dared to let them adjust the surveillance, indicating that he was not false, so there was no need to arrest people for the time being.

It took a while for the ambulance to arrive, and the one who picked up the seriously injured one ran to the hospital, and the fat brother was ready to get into the ambulance when he saw this.

"Fat brother, I've seen a lot of this kind of thing, so don't go to the hospital. ”

The policeman hurriedly dissuaded.

The fat brother was stunned when he heard this: "What do you mean?"

"Forget it, it's nothing, then I'll arrange a colleague to go with you, and you can go to the bureau after you're done. ”

When the fat brother heard this, he got into the police car with another policeman and drove to the hospital behind the ambulance.

At this time, on the Internet, in major chat groups, the video of the fat brother "driving and killing people" is spreading at an alarming speed......