495, seagrass seaweed, I am a seaweed
"I feel like you're speaking ill of me!"
Xiang Shuying suddenly came out of the water, startling Li Xiang and Dou Dou, who were gossiping, Dou Dou failed to stick, fell off Li Xiang with a pop, smashed into the water, floated on the water, and struggled.
"Help, elephant save my life, duck~~~"
Dou Dou set his teeth and claws in the swimming ring, Li wanted to say be brave, you won't sink, Dou Dou screamed: "I'm your sister duck, you have to protect me~~~~~"
Li Xiang was helpless, so he fished the child over and let her stick to himself again.
"You haven't answered me yet!" asked Shuying.
Dou Dou hurriedly shook his head, Li Xiang also tried his best to deny it, but he was saying in his heart, that's right, your sixth sense is very strong, we are discussing whether your ass was swollen by your grandmother, you explain honestly.
"Really not?" Xiang Shuying asked Li Yongyong seriously, Li Yongyong was not brave at all, and immediately confessed to Li Elephant, saying that the elephant was saying that his aunt was beaten by his grandmother.
Li Xiang: ⊙_⊙|||
"You said it first! I didn't say it, I just listened to you. Li wanted to fight back.
The two immediately fought and quarreled, and in the end they were both beaten by Xiang Shuying, Li Xiang hurriedly swam away, leaving Li Yongyong, who couldn't swim, toss around in place, floating to this side for a while, floating to that side for a while, rootless duckweed, without any autonomy.
Xiang Shuying felt that there was no need to beat this child separately, just leaving her where she was was the biggest punishment for her, so she also wandered away.
Li Yongyong is not brave at all now, he was scared to pee, and when he saw Shishi like a big whale that could only spray water, he swam past in front of him, and hurriedly shouted for Shishi to come and save his life.
"I'm your sister, save my sister's life. ”
When the teacher heard his sister's cry for help, he came to save his life as soon as possible, and was hugged by his little arm by his cowardly sister.
Dou Dou felt that his little arm was too small and insecure, so he instead hugged Shishi's swimming ring and floated around on the water, like a gopher falling into the water.
"Master, you are such a great duck, you are a big whale that can squirt water. ”
Dou Dou was frightened, began to pat Shishi's ass, and gave his shiny nickname to Shishi without hesitation.
She is a good man on the shore, and she is more like a good man in the water.
"Hee-hee, don't be afraid, oh Dou Dou, I will protect you. ”
"Well, you're a big whale that can squirt water, so let's go ashore. ”
As long as she goes ashore, she is a hero.
The teacher was very happy and said, "Little sister will take you there." ”
Dou Dou pulled his baby fat, and didn't say anything else, only said: "Go quickly~~~"
While plopping into the water, the teacher dragged Dou Dou's swimming ring to the shore, but he couldn't go up~~
The two sisters tossed for a while, you pushed me, I pushed you, pushed the ass, carried the feet, it was useless! In the end, they still couldn't go up, not only the sinus sinus, but also the big whale that could squirt water.
In the end, the master floated on the water and continued to play in the water, while Dou Dou was lying on the shore alone and weakly, with his little hands on the shore, pulling hard, and his feet fluttering in the water, like a baby seal struggling to climb on the ice.
Li Xiang felt that she was so miserable, regardless of her previous suspicions, she came to carry her ashore, the master didn't want to go ashore, she continued to float in the water, she was not a hero when she got ashore, let alone a little sister, she was a hero and a young lady in the water, and she was still a big whale who could spray water.
But Dou Dou shouted to her to come ashore, and this guy whispered to Li Xiang that she was peeing in the water just now!
Li Xiang: !! ∑(?Д?ノ)ノ
Teacher: 0~
Fortunately, the baby didn't really learn to squirt water just now, and the big whale sucks water and then sprays water, otherwise she is not a big whale that can spray water now, but a tidal flat fish lying in the mud retching!
As for Li Yongyong's child, this little baby who did bad things not only didn't think about it for himself, but also beat Li Xiang with a small fist, because she was scared to pee, who let Li Elephant not save her!!! Boom~~~~
Li Yongyong took the opportunity to kill and not go into the water, but he was still happy on the shore! Jumping and jumping, showing off her might, she dared to flirt with her aunt, but she was no longer afraid of being caught and hung in the air, but she was afraid in the water, she didn't need to beat her, she just had to ignore her, she would be scared to pee.
The teacher puffed up, swam to the shore, and was hugged by Li Xiang.
Although my sister wetted the bed a few days ago, causing her and her aunt to lie on it, she still didn't get used to it, and at this moment she learned that there was urine in the water again, so she hurriedly went ashore.
"Ho ho ho ~~~" Dou Dou smiled awkwardly, the teacher felt that his sister was Ellie's puppy, and puppies also liked to pee everywhere.
Xiang Shuying curiously swam over and asked why they all went ashore, Master Dou Dou stood on the shore and shouted to her to come up quickly, Dou Dou looked at the people around him awkwardly, and whispered to his aunt that she was peeing in the water.
Coax~~~ Xiang Shuying flew out of the water!
"I'm sorry duck~~~" Dou Dou was very embarrassed by her staring, it was shameful not to pee in the bathroom, whether it was in bed or in the pool.
She looked at the many people who were still playing in the water, both adults and babies, and she really felt sorry for them.
"Let's go to the sea. Xiang Shuying didn't have enough fun and proposed.
The teacher nodded immediately, and Li Xiang agreed, and Li Yong shouted that she wanted to go home! She would never go into the water again! But it was useless, the minority obeyed the majority, and was dragged away by Li Xiang.
When passing by the lifeguards on the shore, Li Yongyong's child may not have a conscience, and went to turn herself in, saying that she accidentally peed in the water, can you use a loudspeaker to inform everyone, let everyone hurry up and go ashore, and then ask people not to say that she peed, because she is about to turn 5 years old, lose the baby!
Lifeguard: 彡 (-_-;) hair
……
"You are a good man~~~~ You are a good man, do you know?" Dou Dou turned around and praised the lifeguard who let her go while leaving, she was ready to pay 5 yuan, but he was a good person, he didn't ask her for 5 yuan, and said that she would buy ice cream for herself.
Okay, my Director Li Doudou and my child remember you!
She really remembered him and his kind, and when she came to the beach by the sea, she saw the lifeguard in the same costume sitting under a high sun umbrella, and Bling Bling ran over to him, standing at the bottom with her little head held high and beckoning people to come down, saying that she had something to tell him.
When people saw that she was cute, they came down and asked what was wrong.
"Will you save me?"
With his brother and aunt by his side, this Li Yongyong still said such things, obviously not taking Elephant Li in his eyes, he must think that the elephant and his aunt are unreliable, and children can't count on them anymore!
The lifeguard was a young man about 20 years old, who had been exposed to the wind and sun for a long time, and his skin was dark, he was stunned when he heard the words, looked at Li Xiang vigilantly, took Dou Dou aside, and asked what happened to this child.
"Where's your family?"
Li Yongyong stretched out his little hand and pointed to the elephant that was looking at her not far away. Aunt and teacher, said that that is the adult of her family, but she thinks they are not big, they are villains, not yet she is sensible, she doesn't want to go to the sea but they want to push her into the sea, she is still young, not a big whale that can spray water, immediately, this Director Li Balabala talked about her age, only more than 4 and a half years old, less than 5 years old, but almost 5 years old, there are still a few days, when she celebrates her birthday, she wants to let the children all over the world know that her brother has promised her to buy a, why buy a, because he bought a big car for his aunt, and his sister is more beautiful and cute and precious than his aunt, so he must buy a big……
The lifeguard boy had already found out that the kid was not here to ask for help, but to brag to him, and it was likely that there was another purpose, that is, to stall for time and not want to go into the water.
In the end, of course, he didn't save the baby who claimed to be the director's baby, and let her brother carry her away.
Unexpectedly, the director of the baby jumped into the water by herself in the end, no one pushed her, but someone tempted her, with a great birthday gift to tempt her, causing her to let go, ah, ah, ah, follow the teacher to jump into the water against the waves, like two seaweeds floating on the water, swaying ~ swaying from side to side ~
"Seaweed Seaweed, I'm a Seaweed~~~"
Li Xiang sang and danced a strange dance, successfully attracting the frightened baby of the director, and the shouts for help turned into ......
?? Like a seaweed seaweed swaying with the waves??
?? Seaweed Seaweed Dancing in the Waves??
?? Seaweed Seaweed ......*&(¥*Grass Grass Grass ......??
Li Xiang: "......"