Of course, Wu Xiu knew that now was not the time to be surprised, so he took out two hundred yuan from his wallet, returned the wallet to Ni Nan, and then walked to the doctor's side, secretly stuffing money into the doctor's clothes, and whispered: "Doctor, we are really unwell, can you give us a sick note?"

"What are you doing here?" said the doctor righteously, "I am a doctor, and I am principled, and I can't accept this." ”

"Yes, I know. But we are really uncomfortable, we are all students, we have come all the way from the village to go to school here, and we only have 500 yuan a month for living expenses, so we can't afford to see a doctor, so you can help us!" After speaking, Wu Xiu forced the two hundred yuan in his hand into the doctor's pocket.

The doctor looked at Wu Xiu and said in surprise: "You said that he is a student, I can still believe that you are really a student?"

“——”

Wu Xiu looked at the doctor depressedly, then took out his student ID card, and said word by word: "It's like a fake." ”

The doctor still looked unconvinced, he looked carefully at Wu Xiu's student ID card and himself, and muttered: "I don't feel that you are a student at all, if this certificate is not real, I really suspect that you have a fake certificate." ”

“——”

The doctor smiled, touched the money that Wu Xiu had just stuffed into his pocket, and then suddenly said with a kind expression: "Okay, don't embarrass you." As the so-called doctor's parents' hearts, it is not easy for you college students, so I'll help you see it......

Walking out of the hospital, Ni Nan said with a look of adoration: "Brother Xiu, to tell the truth, I admire you so much, you can really get us a sick leave slip, and it's still a month, just before the end of the military training." ”

"But it's just breaking the bank. ”

Money doesn't matter to me at all, so don't be so out-of-the-box in the future. ”

"Well, that's up to me, and I often treat money like dung. Wu Xiu had a righteous look on his face, and then he seemed to suddenly remember something, and said curiously: "By the way, Wang, just now the doctor gave you a pulse and said that you are weak and you must live in moderation, don't you have a girlfriend?"

"Uh-I don't really have a real girlfriend, but I have five girlfriends. ”

"What do you mean?"

Seeing Wu Xiu's puzzled expression, Ni Nan stretched out his right hand with some embarrassment and explained, "Brother Xiu, do you want to get to know them?"

“——”

It was another day of military training, and when Wu Xiu and the others got up, they found that due to too much exercise yesterday, they had a sore back and legs, and they were uncomfortable, but fortunately, Wu Xiu and Ni Nan were about to be liberated.

Gathered to stand in line and began to roll call, Wu Xiu and Ni Nan deliberately came late.

The instructor stood at the front of the line, staring at everyone with a grim face.

Wu Xiu and Ni Nan both clutched their stomachs with weak expressions.

"Instructor, I'm asking for leave. Wu Xiu said weakly.

The instructor frowned and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Sick. ”

"Sick note?"

Wu Xiu took out the sick leave sheet from his pocket, the instructor took it and looked at it, nodded, and said, "Okay, I will transfer the sick leave sheet to your school, go back and have a good rest." ”

"Knowing the instructor, if I recover, I will definitely come back to train. ”

It was not like in some film and television works, how the instructor embarrassed people, everything went smoothly.

Ni Nan was already weak, he didn't even have to pretend to be sick, he directly handed the sick note to the instructor, and then in the envious eyes of everyone, the two left the training venue.

As soon as he arrived at the door of the dormitory, Ni Nan kicked the door of the dormitory open and said happily: "yes! It's so cool, you don't need to participate in military training." ”

Wu Xiu smiled and lay directly on his bed.

"No, the weather is so good, it's hard not to stop military training, why are you still sleeping?"

"I was so tired yesterday, and I'm still sleepy! Saying that, Wu Xiu stretched his waist.

"What do you sleep in the daytime, why don't I lend you the computer to play?"

Ni Nan is the first and so far the only person in 202 to have a computer.

"Forget it, I don't like that kind of high-tech. Besides, I'm really sleepy. ”

"Okay, you have a good rest, I'm playing with the computer. ”

Seeing Ni Nan take out the computer from his cabinet, Wu Xiu fell asleep.

I don't know how long I slept, but Wu Xiu was woken up by a chaotic laugh in the dormitory. He looked up in a daze, Qi Wenhua and Zheng Peng had already returned, and the constant ridicule was made by the two of them. I saw the two of them pointing at Ni Nan while holding their stomachs and laughing. And Ni Nan's face was flushed at this time, and he was lowering his head to clean the ground.

Wu Xiu took a closer look, and it turned out that there was a lot of toilet paper on the ground.

"What's wrong?"

Qi Wenhua and Zheng Peng seemed to have discovered Wu Xiu at this time, Qi Wenhua was surprised: "I'll go, Brother Xiu, are you there?"

"What's the situation?" Wu Xiu wondered.

"No, you don't care about the king in the dormitory. Wang is also too ruthless, he actually let himself go in the dormitory, and that's called devotion, he didn't find out when we came back. ”

“——”

Only then did Wu Xiu react, and at this moment Ni Nan had already cleaned the ground.

Ni Nan glanced at Qi Wenhua and Zheng Peng, and said with a red face: "Damn, this king forgot to lock the door this time." ”

Seeing that Qi Wenhua and Zheng Peng were still laughing, Ni Nan also smiled slightly, and said while operating the computer: "Okay, you can laugh hard!"

Watching Ni Nan operate, Wu Xiu realized that Ni Nan's computer E disk looked like there was nothing in it, but it actually occupied 32 g of memory.

Then Wu Xiu discovered that there was a hidden folder in Ni Nan's E drive, which read "Complete Knowledge of Various Chinese Languages". When I opened it, I was categorized with several documents such as Japanese, American English, British English, and French.

Ni Nan seemed to be deliberately showing off, he opened various folders very casually, and showed off: "See, I have all the knowledge of all countries here, so you don't have to be too surprised by what you see and hear today." Especially if you get to know my idols, Mr. Sora and Mr. Ozawa, you will realize how short-sighted they are. ”

"—Wang, you are really a talent!"

The three of them all gave Ni Nan a thumbs up.

Zheng Peng and Qi Wenhua stayed in the dormitory for a long time, and then went to participate in the afternoon military training again.

Wu Xiu slept all morning, and he couldn't sleep in the afternoon. With nothing to do, he planned to go to the meeting.

Seeing that Ni Nan was still intoxicated with his "learning materials", Wu Xiu shook his head and went directly to the Internet café.

Wu Xiu doesn't like to play games, so he goes online to see if there are any new movies coming out on the Internet recently. After watching two movies, it was getting dark, so he went back to his dormitory.