Chapter 1082: A Little Life
"Uh-huh~, you tell me, umbrellas, rubber shoes, and raincoats are all available, why are you still wet?" Sure enough, after arriving home, Lan Caiyi asked angrily.
"It's all dads. Little Piggy pointed unceremoniously at Fang Yuan.
"Huh, how can you blame me? You fell. โ
"That's because you're chasing me. โ
"I'm not chasing you, it's just that you're doing bad things yourself. โ
"You did the bad things first. Little Piggy said angrily.
"Nonsense, it's clear that you want to make it bad first. โ
"No, I'm just playing. "Little Piggy is sly.
Lan Caiyi didn't understand what they were talking about.
It's okay if you don't understand.
"You, stand facing the wall. Lan Caiyi pointed to the wall at the location of the staircase.
Looking at the little piggy, Pig pouted and stood over full of grievances.
Fang Yuan laughed with a "poof".
"What are you laughing at? And you, hurry up and stand up for me. Lan Caiyi glared at him.
"Huh, why do I have to stand?"
"Of course you do, how do you pick up the child?"
"No, you can't ...... words"
"Mom......"
"Don't shout, don't shout, can't I stand. Fang Yuan hurriedly ran over and stood with Little Piggy.
Little Piggy saw that her father was standing with her, and she was immediately happy.
Happy eyebrows trembled like caterpillars.
Fang Yuan reached out and pinched her fleshy little face.
"Ahhh~"
Fang Yuan was preparing to fight back.
I heard Lan Caiyi behind him say: "Stand up for me." โ
The two obediently didn't dare to move.
However, the little pig was pinched in the face, and he didn't bite it, so he was a little unwilling.
So after a while, he stretched out his little feet and wanted to kick his father's ass.
But when I picked up my feet, I found that my father was too tall to kick.
So he stepped on the surface of Fang Yuan's feet.
As soon as Fang Yuan raised his foot, the little pig was unstable and sat on the ground with a butt.
"What are you doing?" asked Lan Caiyi in a deep voice.
"Mom, dad bullied me. "Little Piggy, the wicked man sues first.
"yes, what do you want?"
In fact, the blue clothes were all seen.
"Let him stand a little longer. Piggy stretched out his arms and gestured vigorously.
"Hey, how can you do that? You bad guy. โ
"You're the bad guy. Little Pig angrily grabbed Fang Yuan's clothes and dragged him down.
"Wait, wait, don't pull my pants. Fang Yuan panicked.
"Poof"
Seeing their father and daughter make a mess, she couldn't help laughing.
"Hey, wife, I don't have to stand, do I?"
"Hey, old ...... Mom, I don't have to stand, do I?"
"Who said that, you two stand up for me. Lan Caiyi forced a smile.
"Alas~"
Fang Yuan and Little Piggy glanced at each other, and then sighed deeply together.
He Liuqing came down from upstairs and saw the father and daughter standing in the corner, and the daughter sitting on the sofa watching them, and roughly knew what was going on.
"What the hell is going on?"
"Grandma. Little Piggy screamed aggrievedly.
"It's useless to call grandma, stand up for me. Lan Caiyi said immediately.
"Okay, okay, why are you so atmospheric?" He Liuqing is a peacemaker.
"I'm not angry. Lan Caiyi said indifferently.
"Uh-"
"I just let Shin Shin remember it a little longer, this is the first time that every time it rains, she gets wet. Lan Caiyi said.
"Then you can punish Xinxin, why do you want me to punish me for standing too?" Fang Yuan raised his arm and said.
"You also have a responsibility, and it's you who pick it up every time. Lan Caiyi glared at him.
"Yes, it's all Dad's fault. Little Piggy said immediately.
Fang Yuan quietly kicked her little ass across one leg.
Little Piggy immediately turned around, and there was nothing behind him.
So he looked at Fang Yuan next to him suspiciously.
Why are you looking at me like that?
"Did you do it?"
"What are you doing?" Fang Yuan pretended to be at a loss.
Although Little Piggy suspected that her father kicked her ass, she couldn't do anything if she didn't catch the evidence.
So I had to stand up obediently again.
But the little ass was immediately kicked again.
Little Pig immediately glared at Fang Yuan.
Fang Yuan pretended to be nothing.
Little Piggy endured, pretending to be nothing, and then turned around sharply.
But I didn't see anything, and I didn't catch it a few times.
So he relaxed, hugged his arms and muttered quietly, not knowing what he was doing.
But the little ass was quickly kicked again.
Now Piggy is really angry.
"Wow" burst into tears.
Crying and shouting, "Grandpa, Daddy kicked my ass and kicked my ass in half." โ
"Fang Yuan, why are you kicking Xinxin's ass. โ
Father Fang's angry voice came from the basement.
It turned out that he was afraid of a resurgence, so he and Fang's mother packed up their things in the basement.
"Hey, I didn't kick you, and you don't want to just thunder and no rain. โ
"You're going to kick me. Little Piggy said angrily.
"Where did I kick you, do you have proof?"
"Hmph. Piggy smiled smugly.
Then a little bit of a small bracelet on the arm.
At the age of three, he immediately projected the screen in the air.
Fang Yuan's action of kicking her ass was all recorded.
โ......โ
Fang Yuan's home is equipped with surveillance, and it is also Fang Yuan's own installation, which is really self-inflicted.
It turned out that what she was muttering just now was talking to a three-year-old.
Are children so beautiful now?
Lan Caiyi and He Liuqing, who were sitting on the sofa watching the whole process, all laughed.
The three-year-old secretly stuck out his little head from the corner of the projection screen.
When he saw Fang Yuan looking at her, he immediately slipped away with a "whoosh".
At this time, Father Fang came up from the basement and asked again angrily, "Fang Yuan, why did you make Xinxin cry again and kick her ass." โ
"Wellโโ, I'm messing around with her. โ
"Joke, come, you kick me twice, and I'll play with you. โ
"Grandpa, it's three. โ
โ(โoโ)... It's three hits, you kick me three times. โ
"Grandpa, let me come, let me come. "Piggy was so excited.
Father Fang actually knew that Little Piggy was pretending to cry, and there was not a single tear on his face, just cooperating with her.
"Okay, then I'll let you come. Father Fang said, and stood in the back.
"Kick it for you, did you kick it?" Fang Yuan said disdainfully.
Little Piggy looked at her ass almost at eye level and sighed, as if she really couldn't kick it.
Fang Yuan and the others thought that Little Pig Pig would let Father Fang hug her, or let Fang Yuan squat down.
But I didn't expect the little piggy to sigh and say, "I'll save it first, and then I'll kick it when I grow up." โ
"Uh-"
Can kick ass still be saved?
Then I saw the little piggy covering his little buttocks, frowning and saying to Lan Caiyi: "Mom, my ass hurts so much when I was kicked by my father." โ
Her meaning was obvious, she just didn't want to stand.
Lan Caiyi said a little funny: "That's okay, I won't punish you for standing, let your father stand alone and reflect on it." โ
Hearing this, the little pig immediately cheered, and his butt didn't hurt anymore.