Chapter 59: I'm Pony Three
After dinner early that afternoon, Su Tianran began to be washed and brushed like a pig, and finally smeared spices and cared for them, as if a modern lady was going to a banquet and was prepared. Halfway through, the princess also giggled and pulled the plain-looking and extraordinary maid to dress up Su Tanran, turning Su Tanran's handsome face (which she thinks) into a ghostly sorrow. Then the holy lady drove the princess and the maid out, and cleaned up Su Qianran's face: "The waiter is already very good, but smearing it indiscriminately will cover up his true appearance. ”
The corners of Su Tianran's mouth twitched throughout the whole process, looking at the posture, is he going to be favored again?
After finishing the makeup, Su sat down on the bed, really like a woman waiting for her husband! I am a gentleman! Look below me, I am a gentleman!
Su Tianran pulled the hem of Jingrong's clothes while pulling a few slippery tulles on his body, and looked at Jingrong aggrievedly: "Mama, I'm cold! ”
"Back to the old man, it's summer, and I'm afraid winter clothes are inappropriate. Jing Rong pulled out the hem of his clothes without changing his face.
I know! But the winter clothes are tight! What is this tulle? It's not as good as the three-point style, and this yarn can't cover anything! Is this really good? I'm also a man, and even if I do a foundation, I have to have the dignity of a man! I swear not to be a mother! I want to go home! Su Tianran felt that his three views had been severely impacted.
"Hehe, I'm going to take it off for a while anyway, what are you wearing? The girl who had been following Jing Rong kept sweeping Su with a pair of eyes, and said undisciplined words with a smile.
Girl, I see that you are only twelve or thirteen years old! Is this really good? Isn't your mother worried about you? Are you really married? Su Tanran's face stiffened, and the corners of his mouth twitched too much, and he had already declared a strike.
"Xiaoling, don't talk nonsense!" Although Jing Rong's tone was stern, his eyes were full of tenderness. Turning around at Su Tianran, he changed a lot, his mouth was respectful, and his eyes seemed to be smiling: "Master Shilang, the old body also thinks that what Xiaoling said is reasonable." ”
What's wrong with this world? Are you an old lady thinking about your own cheeks when you say such things? Or did you lose your discipline a long time ago when you ran in the sunset? Didn't you say that you were the strictest person in the palace? You are just an old rascal, take the little rascal to brush my discipline! Su was so angry that she stood up from the bed, and sat down with tears in her eyes when she looked at Shang Jingrong with a smile on her face. Boo, can you still have a good time, I want to go home!
Jing Rong was very satisfied with Su Tianran's appearance as a little woman, and actually smiled slightly! I wiped it! This old witch actually laughed, the malice of the great universe, please don't come close to me again!
"Lord Squire, the Holy One will be here soon, please relax your whole body, especially that place. If you are bored, you might as well read a book to relieve your boredom. As he spoke, he respectfully handed over the book.
Where is it? Why do I always have tears in my eyes, because I have a hard time! Hahahaha, am I a special male pet? Su Qian suddenly remembered the running in the sunset that day, which was his lost innocence.
Su Tianran took the book, raised his eyes and saw that he fell to the ground fiercely! You old witch, you still have no end? It's Fang Zhongshu again! What does it mean for you to carry this kind of book with you? I look so noble, so upright, so cool and handsome, can't I read something elegant? Even if you want to give me this kind of book, can't you quietly put it at the bedside and wait for me to find it? Can you still be a little surprised? Life is made boring by people like you!
Jing Rong was not annoyed at all, picked it up and handed it over: "Please also ask the squire to be sure to accept it, this is what the saint has explained." If the old man insists on refusing, isn't this a way for the old man to bear the trust of the saint?"
Ya, do you mean that I don't accept it or is it my sin? If I don't accept it, I won't accept it, I won't accept it! Su Tianran rarely had the upper hand, put his hands on his chest, and smiled triumphantly. The emperor will punish you to clean the latrine.
Jing Rong raised his head and glanced at Su Qian with a smile. Su Tianran shuddered as if he was being targeted by some evil ghost. Okay, just take it, I took it because you were pitiful. Su Tianran comforted himself like this, and then took the hot book and threw it into the bed.
Jingrong led everyone to bow and retreat. Before leaving, Jing Rong turned around and smiled lovingly, but the content wanted to make Su Qian scold his mother!"Master Squire, this book is an upgraded version." ”
Upgrade the peat! Get out! Su poured out on the bed in a large font, "What kind of evil did I create!"
Is it that he has to stay here for Lu Mingqing to finish this life for this life? Su Tianran suddenly felt that Lu Mingqing's elopement was actually a kind of blessing for him. Woo - I'm going to strike!
"Aiqing, are you waiting for me to come? Tsk, this shape, this posture, Aiqing is really hungry. A playful laugh came: "But I am pleased." ”
As soon as Su Tianran heard the voice, he immediately bounced up from the bed, hugged the quilt in front of him, and looked at the other party in horror, it was Zhang Anche, the saint of today. Realizing that he was too radical anyway, Su Qian wanted to smile gently, but his face stiffened and did not react, and finally he said stiffly: "Holy Lord, you are here." ”
Zhang Anche pooped: "Every time I go to the harem, the group of women say the same thing, it's really boring." But since it comes from Aiqing's mouth, I should be shy!"
Shy? Shy yarn, your eye sees that I am shy?" "Holy Lord, the night is just right, why don't we talk about poetry?"
Aiqing also felt that the night was just right, but unfortunately there were no stars and bright moons in this room. Zhang Anche looked pity: "It must be excellent to have a meeting with Aiqing outside the house." As he spoke, he became excited again: "Aiqing, let's go outside the house!"
"I'm not going, I'm not going." More deeply, Holy Lord, let's stay in the house. Su Qian immediately shook his head.
"Also, Aiqing's body is not beautiful if she is damaged. Zhang Anche sat down and wrapped Su into his arms with a big hand.
Feeling the strong masculine atmosphere, Su Qian remembered the night that broke him down yesterday. "Holy Lord, I think...... Ahem, I don't think it's appropriate for us to do this!"
"Huh?" the man's majestic voice carried a dangerous signal: "I can't hear what Aiqing says. ”
"I said that I rejoiced with the holy kings and ministers, and it was a good thing blessed by heaven. "Woo-what about my festival? Su Tanran committed suicide by disemboweling her heart a hundred times.
"Really?" Zhang Anche was infinitely powerful, and lifted Su Tianran to his lap like a kitten: "I feel the same way." Aiqing is deeply in line with my intentions and must not be appreciated. Hawkers, let me think about what kind of gifts are worthy of my good love. As he spoke, he left a big saliva mark on Su Tianran's face.
Holy Lord, please don't reward me! Please let me be quiet for a while? Su burst into tears. I really want to seek power and usurp the throne, kill the pervert who is holding me, and become the emperor myself.
"Well, it's better to reward it-" Zhang Anche looked at Su Tanran's bitter expression with a funny smile and lengthened his voice: "Just reward Aiqing for one night, seven times!"
Seven times a night, hehe. Su Tanran is completely stupid, Nima! Is this a reward? This is to make him die, okay!But, Shengshang, are you sure you can do it seven times in one night?→_→ Su Tanran looked at it coldly, do you think you are the hero of the novel and can fight for three days and three nights?
"Aiqing doesn't believe it, I'm a powerful faction!" Zhang Anche pretended to be very distressed, and then took advantage of Su's inattention, and pressed Su Dump and fell on the bed: "I was very careful last night, I hope I won't hurt Aiqing tonight." If Aiqing has any discomfort or other feelings, please let Aiqing know me. I love to hear from you. As he spoke, he put another saliva mark on his forehead.
Nima! You big pervert! This is not an island country, how did you become the emperor? Su poured out his heart, and 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped by.
"Oh, what book is Aiqing reading?" Zhang Anche saw the book in the corner, pinched the part that was separated, picked it up and looked at the title of the book: "Oh, hehe, it turns out that Aiqing is so interested in me." ”
Nima, isn't this what you asked Jingrong to give me? Could it be that the old witch was cheated again?" ”
Zhang Anche cast a look of obvious disbelief: "I'll come and see where Aiqing sees?" said and spread out the book and read: "Oh, it turns out that Aiqing likes this tone." We can try it. ”
Su looked at it fixedly, and there was actually a dripping wax on it, peat! Do you want to be so cheating?" Hehe, Weichen likes normal. ”
"Eh, really?" Zhang Anche looked pity: "Forget it, I am already very satisfied to be with Aiqing." As soon as he threw the book away, he began to ignite a fire on Su Tianran.
I have to say that the emperor's skills are really exquisite, and Su Tianran was almost fainted to death several times.
After the aftertaste, Su poured out a heavy breath: "Holy Lord, why me?"
Zhang Anche looked unhappy: "Forget it, forget it, it's good for me to remember it alone." Hmph!"
...... How do you not tell me how do I know!Su Qingran patronized Lu Mingqing's memories several times, but he didn't find anything to do with this emperor!" ”
Zhang Anche was silent for a long time, and finally turned his head with a cold snort. Peat! You're being tsundere now, aren't you?! You're a trolley yarn! Hum a yarn? You're a pig? Only pigs hum!
Su Tanran silently counted the grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart. Hehe, it's so much fun to count the grass and mud horses.
Zhang Anche turned around with a smile and hugged Su Qianran. Feeling something below against his thigh, Su Tianran really wanted to kick this pervert down, but he didn't dare!
"Aiqing, five more times. Zhang Anche's tongue had already caught Su Tanran's earlobe and bit it gently.
"Holy Lord, please let go...... Woo, please be gentle!" "God, he hates to die. Hey, how could he take on such a task?
After three days without discipline, Su Tianran couldn't even walk, and was helped into the hall. The princess in a formal dress pulled the woman's bun, and a few simple beads on it looked elegant and generous.
Qiu Wei glanced at Su Tianran with disgust: "Brother Huang is really, don't you know if you want to return to Ning today?" The imperial sister-in-law will feel unwell in the future, although she came to Qiu Wei to get medicine. ”
What kind of medicine...... Medicine peat! Imperial sister-in-law peat! Can you still play happily? I want to go home!
This dynasty stipulates that the princess will stay in the princess's house for the first three days, and then enter the palace with the princess to thank her, and the princess will stay at the house for three days, and then the princess will return to the house, and the princess will go home. When the princess sees the princess again, he will be summoned by the princess.
As soon as Su Tianran heard the word Guining, his waist was no longer sore, his legs were no longer cramping, and he could go up to the fifth floor in one breath, which was comparable to a new cover! Forget these three days, I am still a good boy living in the sun!
Su is full of yearning for the future. didn't notice that everyone's eyes were full of pity when they looked at him.